HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-04-21, Page 6THE II U IRON SIGNAL, FRIDAY. APRIL 21, 1.82.
The Biggest Sale of t o e Season!
JICIDETL�R&CO
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HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER
Their Entire Stock at Clearing Prices,
FOR CAS=
For the Next 60 Days they Will Sell at Prices that Will Astonish All.
LCOME AND SEE THE BARGAINSI
And you will be sure to buy. Their stock is now complete, their Mr. J. C. Detlor having recently
purchased in Montreal an immense
Stock of Staple and Fancy Dry Goods at Lowest Cash Prices
Sp! redid Value in Velveteen. Prints by the Piece at Tess than Regular Wholesale Prices. Come and see
those Cheap Prints. Bargains in Check and Fancy Shirtings, and Brown Ducks. Bigger Bargains in Brown
Holland. The Biggest
MIA!. NE C4- A Plas JED NIL 1M M €) MO M
Full Lines in the latest styles in Parasols, Laces, Edgings and Embroideries at nearly half price. Cana-
dian and Scotch Tweeds, French Worsted Coatings, Ladies Cloths and Ulsterings at Unheard of Prices.
These goods must be sold, and the prices at which they are placed must clear them out in a short time,
Hosiery at prices to clear. Hats at panic prices. A special line of Towels (pure linen) at nearly half price.
50 dozen 3 -Button Kid Gloves,imported direct, at 25 per cent. less than regular prices. 50 Tweed
s s at $1.50, regular price $3.00.
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Goderich, April 13th 1882.
The eareas.le Ctrl.
The sarca+tic girl is, in the language
of the negro elocutionist and orator,
growing "more prevalent" every day.
She is a trifling more insufferable than
her giggling, gashinr, romance -loving
sister, whom, however, she always con-
templates with pitying contempt, not
entirely free from disguised eoorn.
She has not the ability to distinguish
between impudence and satire, and it is
an easy task to convince her that ill-
bred rudeness of speech is the perfec-
tion of irony, and that to say spiteful
and unpleasant things to everybody she
meets is sure to win her a reputation of
being sarcastic.
She eagerly cultivates her fancied
talent, never allowing as opportunity
to exercise it to pass unimproved, and
she generally succeeds in making her-
self heartily disliked by those who are
unfortunate enough to be numbered
ailing her acquaintances.
The family- think her bri to ret when
everyone else pronounces her insulting.
The habit of being "sarcastic" grows
upon her, until, by the time her fond
parents conceive her to be a prodigy,
society avoids her as a pest. As she
grows older she becomes dissatisfied
R it h her loneliness.
Then, too, she hears whispers that
she has been ,rrononnced "hateful' by
the people who once told iter she was
brilliant.
If she ensiles, her husband soon tires
of her society, and, in common with the
rest of the world. avoi•'a her as much as
he oan, and seems to eevy those who are
more fortunately circuntstanled in this
respect. She feels this, and it only
makes he' more spiteful and disagree-
able. Her children feel no sweet com-
panionship in her presence; their natural
affection for her is yuerched by her un-
happ.• diepoatlen an I they early learn
to withhold their resl•ent. Het life is as
miserable as it oars well be, and wban
she dies she ;rates almost, if net eetirs-
ly, unr'egretteil. a warning to the sarcas-
tic girl, it she shee 14 but discover it. and
Profit liy the Itw,i.
hrt.See for ►&rimer awe wrrbswtrs.
Thine. •d. of •collars con Ise •:awed by
aging ',rover jr 1 orient in saltine here of
the h.akh • 1 vour.elf Mood (*milt. If roe
ar• f;llli••ii n tee safer complexion,
pone ,,,) ,e►.• t .: ne-) -tefir'• at. •l spirits,
' I.i'i• • 1, do• delay n
arta Ite1•e'
/Mlltent, t ec ..t.. ,•roeenM
`e�tfs ,,; ' t •t1 EJr.. c Bit•
We, ah coat ttof that
fed the t , e rl'► •-{Tri•
p ,r hon i s at Akio, 1.1
s, to+.
11th..
The Reason Why.
A good many years ago, when a cer-
tain place in Texas was a very small
town, quite a number of prominent cit-
izens went out on a hunting expedition.
One night when they were all gathered
around the camp tire, one of the party
suggested that each man should give the
time and reason for his leaving his na
tire State and coming to Texas, where-
upon each one in hes turn told his ex-
perience. Judge Blank had killed a man
in self-defence, in Arkansaw, Gen. So-
anso had forged another inane signature
to a check, another came to Texas
on account of his having two wives. The Large & Varied Stock
only than who did not make any dis-
closures was a sanctimonious -looking old
man, who, although a professional gamb-
ler, was usually called "Parson."
"Well, Parson, why did you leave
Kentucky?"
"I don't care to say anything about it.
Besides, it is only a trifle. None of you
would believe me, anyway."
bod
"nt with it. Did you silent any -Lathes aid iss.ti Boots Keel Plated froo alchart o
y?O"� �
"No, gentlemen, I did not. Since
you want to know so bad I'll tell you. at time of purchase if so desired
I left Kentucky because I did not build O V T iT i N G
a church
Deep ail."eece fell on the group. No I'rai,b•s Block, Cor. Fart Street and the Square
such excuse for coming to Texas ever
had been heard of before. There was
evidently an unexplained mystery at the
bottom of it. The Parson was called on
to furnish were tight.
"Well, gentlemen, you see a congrega-
tion raised $3,000 and turned it neer to
fine to build a churtih- and i dd'nt
build the church. That's all
HOOTS D SHOES
At the Oldest Established Shoe Store in Town,
In Endless Variety,
To suit the most fastidious taste and the insist economic buye
MY SPRING STOCK
Is now complete, and I take pleasure in informing my customers that at no pre-
vious time have I had sucb a
Aa at present. I have raised the Standard of Quality and Lowered the Price until
it is a positive fact that no such value in foot wear can he god elsewhere
CUSTOM WOORK!
of every grade still receives my prompt and careful attention, and will be made up
in the moat approved styles by first-class workmen, and
of the very heat material obtainable
e setaseetery -esus to missies 1.
Whilst Montreal is a model city in
n any respects, it is not embetly • quarter
sorties of Paradise, as Capt. Geo. Mur-
phy, Chief of Government Police can
testify. A repetitive o.I a Mstrial pen-
es! called epos this rntlastan • ahem
time age, and put to hiss theef ol1i,wing
query
('hist, d.o ?••u and duuw irksome
and dangerous in Joon strange calling r
"irksema,' replied Mr. Murphy, "i
seldom find then but that they an at-
tended with danger is very true. There
is danger to be faced. ..t cewree, from,
wins, weather and cnoieala, and the
least of twos dossers is not ijaces •f ex-
posure and had weather. The heavy,
truest atmosphere that gathers over the
water is very conducive to rlietmatism,
and teeny of my meet suffer from that
complaint more or less. i believe that
ore danger from exposure frmn this
time fotwsni is past, as St. Jacob* oil,
if applied in time incases cif rheumatism,
has • wonderful way fist knocking that
tie** out of people. It certainly re
fiend tee of s severe pain in my shim
len
THE VARIETY STORE.I
I have just renewed a large stock of
W ALD PAPER, GREE1\T
WINDOW BT, IND
PAP R, CAR-
PET FELT, ETC_, ETC_
i have also on band • lames *lock of all kinds of
BRACKETS, SMALL TABEI.t4. CHARIOT HORSES,
EXPRESS W AOONS, and CROQUET SETTS.
All kind. of repairs done to lessees. Sofas. and I'ha.n chairs
Reseed amid perhirwtee rats reit in. Carpet amenia oil -cloth laid. and
framingOut are
G. C. ROElER.'1'SO N,
v ariety Stem. st.r
GET YOUR
I30RSE BILL S
OF EVP t1DESt.,RI,TION,
Tea-Me'Etizs. ee Bills =tom
PRiJiNTED AT THE °EFT('F. OF THE HURON SIGNAL
North Wm*. Oedendt
HARDWARE!
GO TO
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TO BUY YOUR -
Farmers' Hardware
}-tit-Ft
Builders' Hardware
KNIVES, FORKS 81 SPOONS
In fact, everything you want in his line
HE IS BOUND TO SELL CHEAP
This Spring and Summer. See his FENCE WIRE, the best yet
W_ MCI=NZ2=.
GREAT BARGAINS!
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BOOTS AND SHOTS!
EflA}(1J CLEARING SAI1E FOR 30 DAYS
Previous to stock taking at
AT CAVBEIIS BOOT AND SHOE EMPORIUM.
Part is, wanting cheap goads should call at noir Having flr.t Lir wor
am prepared t., manufacture to order
kmen
Nothing but first Clams Material Used,
Asn
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