Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-04-21, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1882. Aaron Panabaker is about to enter Tutu partnership with Hugh McAllister iw the mercantile business in Ethel. Mr. Paneleeker will represent the firm in byiug grain and p..tatoes through the country. Mra. Tbos. Leishaken left on Wednes- day fat Brandon to join her husband, who ty ,t real estate uthee. Her brother acro tpaoces her. The members of the Presbyterian church waned out on Saturday last, and built a new picket fence in front of the church. It greatly improves the ap- pearance. Mr. MuMartin, shoemaker, Brussels, is going to remove to Ethel to start e shop. Johc Muxworthy, who sold his black- smith shop • short timeabe here. remov- ed Westutinister with his fancily last week, where he has bought a shop. OTt7. The examination of S. S. Nu. 3, taught by Edward 8lemn)on, took place. 011 Thereday, 30th March, and wase grand success, there tieing over 70 visitors present. The teacher was assisted in his work by Jlwsrs. McKay and Shaw, towhees of adjoining sections. At the clue Mr. Th.*. Strachan was voted. to the chair, when speeches were given by the chairman, trustees and teachers pre- sent, all expressing themselves well pleased with the examination, and very sorry iu hrsilig Mr. Slemwnn, as • he had given universal satisfaction. At the clue the pupils presented him with twelve v.duiues and the following ad- dress • -- Dealt Tgal'Mu,—.On behalf of the &tholan of this school we wish to make known to you the high Steen) in which you are held by iu. It was with rigret that we heard that you were going to leave us, mad when we thought of the earnest, yet kind and Invtng manner in which you had labored fir out good, we felt that it would not be doing yon or ourselves justice of we allowed you to depart without assuring you that we were not ungrateful for the deep inter- est you had taken in our welfare, and the great pairs you had taken for our advanoement In knowledge. We feel that in losing you we lose a friend as an instructor, and althoutth we }10 nut fear that you will forget us, knowing that your wtural kindness of heart will often recall to memory the faces that have been so familiar to you for the last two or three years. Yet as a small token of the affection and esteem in which you are held by us, we wish you to accept of these few volumes which we take great pleasure in presenting to you and wherever your lot may be:oast you may rest assured that our best wishes accom- pany you. and that you will nut be forgotten by us. Signed on behalf of the pupils, - PENNY MCDOUGALL Alien Caeoia. ALICE CARDIFF. Mr. Slerumon nude a . ery suitable reply, thanking them for their beauti- ful address. The examinatio; was then brought to a close. —[Cow. Tory Reasons ter a M/aw1e11en. A gentlemen of an enquiring turn of mind has been endeavoring to find out the reasons for a dissolution and general election a year before the time fixed by statute. Among others he asked a Con- servative member of parliament. The answer was peculiar. "You see," said the M. P., "S'r r John is not very strong. There is no knowing what may happen, and it would be a bad Cling for the party t, go to the country without him. Then t!:ere aro the manufacturers who weeld like to have the tariff question settled ono way or the other for six years at any rate." We believe these t re the only reason that can be given for dissolving the House, ,but what a confession of weakness and subserviency they disclose. The Tory party, without Sir John A. Macdonald, would tumble to pieces, and the whole vast, varied and important in- terests of the country must be made Aub - servient to a ring of sugar, cotton and woolen manufacturers' A very coned - petit indeed for the Tories and a m ty satisfying excuse for the people! Ottawa Free Press. BOSS. Mew a stranger Mase& Tipper Msgese.d sae fbamNea. One Sunday Lem Williams was seated in fro t of Hank's grocery, spitting to- bacco jnioe at a grasshopper, when Fill Barker inquired; "How's crops up your way, Lem►" "Well he replied, "corn's sorter 'gin to tasseling, but the stand is powerful "That seenis to be the general com- plaint," remarked Bill. "Yes; this here country ain't good for raisin' corn," said Lem Williams, as he took a fresh chew; "but if ynu want to the corn what is corn, you jest oughter ge to Fort Bend. When 1 was termite down on the Brazos, in that country, my corn grew so tall and thick that I had to .hang lamps on the mule's ears to see bow to plough up a furrow. It was corn and no mistake, and in the fall the stalks were so high that I had to knock the ears down with a saaafras pile. Darn lay skin, the ears were so big that it tuk a strong man to carry more'n three el 'inn at a time." "Speekin' about strong men," remark- ed Bill Barker, "sorter causes me the re. member an old steamboat captain who used to run un the Yazoo river in '58. One day he stopped at a landing for some wood; and the nigger' were kinder slaw about bringin' it abroad. Old Jud - kin., the captain, reused up and cussed everythin' in reach. Says he, welkin' up to the wood pile where the niggers were at work, 'pile on yer timber yer onery skunks, and Ie me show yer how to carry wood, 'and he stretched out his arms. Well, sir, the niggers piled on the wook, and kept piling until Junking held • wrd and a half of firewood on his s'.oulders, and he turned and carried it it on board the boat just as easy as if it was a boksy. He was what I'd call a purty tolerable stout man." "That reminds me of a man I used to know in Buford' county, Ailbamy," said a stranger named Tipper, who had been in the neighborhood but a short time. AU eyes were turned on the speaker as they began to size him up. "I guess old Pete Jennings, continued the stran- ger, "was about the heftiest man in these United States, if I ain't mistaken." "What about him?" inquired the crowd. "You see,, ome day. he was hauling some fence puts in an ox waggon when the wheels bevan to creak like as if they needed gremlin'. He looked under the waggon for his tar bucket and found it warn't thar, and what do you 'apose he didl' "I don't know," growled Bill Barker and Lem Williams in chorus. "Well, I'll tell you what he did. He propped up the salt. -tree, tuk the wheel off, and steppin' out in the woods, he picked up a pine knot, held it over the axle and squeezed the tir outer it. Old Pete Jennings had a grip what beat a vice, you bet." "Stranger," said Lem Williams as he rose up, "I don't like to dispute a man's word, but that's a blaring lie and I ain't gwine to believe it," and he and Bill Barker out -lied, and disgusted, mounted their horses and left Tipper with a ser- ene smile on his face as he whittled the edge of a cracker box. 1 Feel Myself as treed as New t From Mrs. S. B. Bemis, of West Fai- rtee, Vt.:—"For aeven.or eight yearn I hive been in poor health, and for the past year very feeble. My flesh and strength wasted away, roti) I waa una- ble to work or even go up stairs without great exhaustion. I suffered from fre- quent and distressing palpitation of the heart, my food distressed me, caus- ing Acidity and pain in the stomach; and I suffered from extreme nervousness, constipation and debility of the system generally, my blood being thin and poor and sluggish in circulation, and i was for yearn suffering all the tortures of a confirmed dyspeptic. About six months since I concluded 1 would try a bottle of Ps&uviaN SYRUP, and received so muck benefit from it that i purchased five bot- tles more, and have continued the use of the Syrup until quite recently. It has restored my health to such an extent that 1 feel myself as good es new. My digestion is good and weight has increas- ed in the pant four months 'from one hundred and twenty to one hundred and thirty-eight pounds; my strength has retlrrnvd, and niy general health is thus wonderfully improved, and i can truly say I owe it all to the ase of your PiRwviAl1 Brave." S. lil by all dre10100a A YOUNG MAN writes :—"I have used Mack's Magnetic Medicine and ant much pleased with the result. It has cured me after Doctors and other medicines had failed." See advertisement in another column. The Kingston Nru•c says: Three deaths have recently occurred among the rela- tives of Mrs. Gilbert Griffin, wife of the Post Office Inspector, under peculiar ci cumitauces. Eor the past twenty years her mother, Mrs. Harris, cf Lon- don, her mother's half-brother, Dr. Ryerson, and her mothers cousin. Lt. Col. Ryerson, who were all shout the game age, were in the habit of saying they would die at the same tinie. Dr. Egerton Ryerson died on-Mra. Hams' birthday, February 19; Mrs. Harris died on his birthday, March '24; and Lt. Col. Ryerson lied on the day of Mrs. Harris funeral. Their ,Ages wero re- spectively 79, 82 and 86. in the month of April Yeast rwrleitee a Food and rersW $ii. know We of none ao safe and al- dulIli. Caress's Stomach sl■ awn Ritter& They art direly ea all the accretion, their purgative carrying off all itnperities from the • ani, they Invigorate the Liver and purify the Stomach,cleat»e the Rowels, and give strength snit tone to the whole syssem. Try a nurse of this veleable, safe and reliable vegetable pre- paration, Dr. Carson's Stomach and psststipation Bittenin large bottles SO cents Geo Rhyne. agent f,+r ALLAN'S LUNG BALSAM is warranted to break up the most troublesome Cough in an incredible short time. There is no remedy that can show more evidence of real merit than this BALSAM, for cur- ing Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asth- ma. Croup, &c t Meal Necesdtl- No house should he without a bottle of Hagyard's Yellow (hi. in case "f ac- cident. There is no preparation offered to coffering humanity that has made so many permanent curs. or relieved so much pain and mie.ry. It is called by the afflicted an Angel of Mercy • • Weseber Creeks" ass Sewn ea. "Pretty warm," the man with the thiu clothes said to the man in the cor- ner seat as the South Hill car waa com- ing down the Division street steps. "What's pretty warm," growled the "tan iq the corner. "Why, the weather." "What weather?" more gruffly than ever. "Why," the nun with the thin cloths said, looking as though he wished he hadn't begun it, "this weather." 1Yr11,' said the man ut the corner, "how's this weather different from any ether." The man in the thin clothes looked nervously at the dun tnule and said, "it is warmer.' "How do you know it is 1" asked the mail in the corner. Thu other man began to wish he was well out of it, and said he supposed it was; he hadn't heard how the— "Isn't the weather the acme every- where !" savagely demanded the man in the corner. •`Why, no," the man with the thin clothes replied, wishing to goodness he had a newspaper to hide behind; "no, it's warmer some places, and some places it's colder. "What stakes it warmer in some plates than it's colder in others ?" re- morselessly pursued he man in the our- ner. "Why," the man with the thin clothes said piteously, "the sun; the effect of the sun's hest." "Makes it colder in some places than it's warmer in others 1" roared the man in the corner indignantly. "Never heard of such a thing." "No," the man with the thin clothes hastened. "I didn't mean that. The sot makes it warmer." "Then what makes it colder?" pur- sued the remorseless man in the cor- ner. The man in the thin clothes wiped the headed perspiration from his pallid brow. and sail slowly, "I guess it waa the ice. "What ice 1 demander the :inquisi- tor. nquisi- tor. "Why," the victim said, with every symptom of approaching dissolution ap- parent in his tremulous vote, "the ice that was frozen—frozen—by the frost." "Did you ever see any ice that wasn't frozen 1" howled the man in the corner, iu aline burst of derision. The man in thin clothes huskily whispetsd that he wished he was dead, and said, "No; I believe I didn't." "Then," thundered the man in the corner, "what are yotrtalking about ?" The utan'in thin clothes made an effort to brace up, and , spicily replied that he was trying to talk about the weather. "And what du you know about it ?" triumphantly roared the man in the cor- ner; "what do ynu know about the weather?" The man in thin clothes lost his grip again, and feebly said that "he didn't know very mush about it, that was a fact." And then he tried to be cheer- ful, and work in a little joke about no- body being able to know much about thin weather, but the man in the corner sat down upon hint with a tremendous outburst. "No, sir ' I should say you didn't. You conte inte the car and force your- self on the attention of a stranger and begin to talk to me about the weather, just as though you owned it, and find you are just like a thousand and one other people, who always begin talking about the weather because they don't know anything elite, when by the caves of Boreas, sir, they know less about the weather than they do about any thing else in the world ' And the man in the corner glared up and down at the timid paaaenver in the South Hill car, but no man ducat ans- wer hon. Atm as for the pian with thin clothes, he didn't know for the life of him whether he had a sunstroke or an ague chill. He only knew that it seem- ed about twenty-seven miles to the Jef- ferson street crossing. --- [Burlington Hawkeye. The {feeler's Laid slast,y Leyte Ryas.•cut.s, Ind.. Jan. 11, 14142. I recently had a very difficult case of Oslaumption. i treated it in the most seisntitic manner pnesible, but to no ef- fect; patient grew gradually wore. Rather than give up, and as a last re- sort, I decided, much against my wish, to use a remedy that had cured one of my former patient& Greatly to my sur- prise. the patient began to gain, and in a mach shorter time than 1 dared to ever expect, she wax completely cured.. The name of this remarkable remedy is Dr. King's New Discovery for Conelrmp Bon. I now use it altotgether in my practice. —[Leading M. D., Evansville. Trial bottles free at Rhyne' drug stere Late mime f1 til Meservtag et realise. Toe much cannot be expressed in favor of that unsurpassed remedy for coughs, colds. asthma, croup, sore throat. and all lung complaints. if you suffer from neglected colds, try Hegyard's Pectoral Balsam. The est is trifling, only 25c. -What every ere ears meat tfe tree." And every one who has tested its merits speska warmly to praise of Hag - yard's Pectoral Italsatn as a salve cure for all throat and lung complsints,coughs and colds, sore throat, br.nchitia, and incipient consumption. People have it more right to become dyspeptic, and remain gloomy and mis- erable, than they have to take poison and commit suicide. If the stnmach becomes week and fails ti perform its functions, Burdock Blond Bitters will speedily remedy the trouble. MOIL II84BOIEBlB SEG ACIIHfES. The subscriber ootid intimate to the peo- ple of (ioderich that he has decided to give up buainena in his line owing to 111 health. alid Unit he is now prepared to give uzeceptiOn- ally good bargains. All wanting PI A N t►3, U1�` 4N8 or SEWING MACHINES wilt find it to their advaalafe to call at once, as this is a GENUINE clearing s vie. J. W. WEATHERALD. The Orem American .Remedy for COUGHS, HS, COLDS, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS, LOSS OF VOICE, HOARSENESS AND THROAT AFFECTIONS. rbwold- Wows liltpwear—~ewe y�+s .fM..a...==jea .4 --trAo.e boost IA. steer as1esb wwNw @saw for r•dt.lns l yarpoara Every ono ices• board of OA. wow dwfht .f - f ds of las apse., and *Si Pines 4w ca s.. of Lung Di. rosea A. cheap. Mame vd their eon. .uwptlee ichor, to tjttix ardor Mow t• drink a tea .sad* frost *A• gorses top. GRAY'S SYRUP RED Iw 1Al• rep. ga. 4.s lAs Gum mow 11a. ant Wrf _adto. tw- o se lomat ryselomat tante, awl bare a ..4s p roprho s e r • 7. - TUG sp., frig o o r. std * a SPRUCE GUM. yer a tura, cantatas geisatfr..4 yt.h•d mew 4w •o.s.t.ow. Its remarkableppoowweerr in relieving certain forma of Bronchitis, and its almost specific elect in curing ob- stinate hacking Coughs, is new well known to the public at large. Sou by alt reop.etable Amanita Price, ?s and TO orwt, a betty.. 7'A• wards " Syrup of Rad Syr. Os_ " cower ...t• our R.ei.tered Traria Mark, and our ..rapper and t sad. are al.o rpMs.red. KERRY, WATSON* tt CO., W$. 1. DrvpyW. Sal Ati.tRon sad Manonfa. SontesaL JOHN PASMORE, Manufacturer of ¶oiis, Crriaes,- Etc., Etc.. VICTORIA -St., Corner of Trafalgar. agent for the Celebrated SEEGINILLER CHILLED PLOUGH aN Astgleeltarat Implements. leo. agent for the Queen's Fired Life Ins. Co. This 1s one of the beat Companies in exist race being prompt and reliable. Information furnished cheerfully on application. 782-6m Ja1N r1 M•K&. AGENTS „anted. Rig Pay. Ligh Rork. Constant employnien for Capital rvqulred. JAM= Lag a Co. Mo real. Quebe 1762 A9 SIGNS OF GENERAL DKKILi TY and mal- utrftioe in children ... beVe how -t. , cht=k en W, rimed platten es- 1 orf mtl�f ton. t♦ iNw1 relrnMh sttmnlanta and avoir mittens aremte•hiev on.. %adoring in the feeble °Tniam a tnnrle i JUST RECEIVED AT D. FERGUSON' A SPLENDID &88OR'1'M=NT OF FRESH GROCERIES SUITABLE FOR THE SEASON. Speci Bargains in Tari at Vory Lo Pnces 25c. per lb and upwards. If ynu want a really fine Tea try guy 50c. Young Hylton it is a splendid article and worth more Money. I have also just opened out a oom plete assortment of • Crockery&Glassware Including Stone and China Tea Sets. Children' Toy Tun Setts, Ladies and Gents Fancy Tea Cups and Saucers, suitable for Christmas and New Year's Gifts. Lamps & Lamp Goods in Creat Variety AND AT VERY LOW PRICES. Calland be Convinced Oiltario Steel Barb Faure Co.milad. /Licensed wader the Glidden Patent.! MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPROVED LOCK BARB Four -Pointed Steel Fencing Wire, 55 ole 57 RICHMOND ST. EAST, TORONTO. A. I. SOMERViLLE, Viec.Pres. and Man. Director. R. W. MCKENZIE, `ole Agent for Godericb, DOMINION CARRIAGE WORKS. CSO D R ICH, Morton & Cressman. ITets xolr.rl.8 repro...0 W. Leap or . burly.uw,) THE WAY IT WILL JTEOT 70V. It excites expectoration creel causes the longs to throw off the phlegm or mucous; &anger. the err rr.tim.enndlnri%ie+thrld",1; henlAthelrri - tated parts; give, strength do the digestive organs: brings the liver tolls proper action. end imparts strength to the wholesystem. Sefn to THE 1asr.1ItATi' AND A.TIS►srtOxr xr. ►CCT that it a ietrrnntwl 4. break sip the most eirstrrr.ly • o. h maker homy time, if not of too long standing Ir is ,mrrnwted TO Orrs ►TTIet aATIAt'ArTfec. arCX IX T111 west row - grime"( .A• e) t'Ow..,,p1l0.1 111• wv,rrnnlyd trot to produce costivenesstwbrch is the case with meet remedies), or affect the head. nit contains on opines navy form. itww.erranted to be p.rerrtly harmless to the meet &limns child. although it is an ■rtive sod pp,werfV remedy for motoring the Arerem. The.. Moo tort aerwnh�ronwenn, derrrhsb (L..uwptimw when Au.aa a Lrac Bets re will prevent It if er.ly taken in tinge. Phreieians hwvmgcen- sulapnve patients, and who, having failed W core theta with their own medicine, we would recommend to g,, Aurvb s•i AAtaaatt a trial. .odd hs• all Orvpwi•ta W. S. Hart & Co. PROPRIETORS OF TILE Goderich Mills LATE PIPER'S. Arg to Warn their thanks to the pntWe fee the Miami petntnage received du -peat the pea year. ad to state they are prephi to M 0'R18TIN0' en the slttlfbat wMtrr. emr far tae convenient.* of p..rt %se tving at a dfsta.ee will ear: Iye trots at theft lawn gear. Ilf, R" M HiUwrni'A,1 Masotti, Mack. telt lit. (tneertb. res -Highest price paid for *heat -et transient excitement which s mistaken for _ permeated tnv ttms►r.. For .ecimaui treat- (� peat the Jed to Proe►rtesm s nwnttln'- I W� t0 Q ALO per Ash xt tonere by the aeed�f�, mos anA Cali. .DL worth t lice e ars. ewe Kress& the psaeaNaea Ortwrer to. Portland sire cramp', 14dre TO FAIR, NE ERS_ ar We wan; every farmer i.reding a carriage to call and see our NEW PLATFORM CARRIAGES The brat carriage made for a farmer. We have the largest stock ever offered in the Open and top buggies always in stock. Repairing promptly attended to. 1.20 R rli N 8.&0 E SS M A 1831-3m. Shop opposite Colborne Hotel, Goderich. Ziairrners 1�.ttezztion. • Barbed Fence Wire contracted for n any quantity at. very lowest prkJ SELL EITHER 2 OR 4 BARBED FENCE WIRE. Wire and barb galvanised after hen; twisted which cannot scaloof Use Barbed Wire for Peaces. NO SNOW 'IFTS NO WEEDS NO WASTE LANDS. For sale by G. H. PARSONS, CHEAP dartUtrARes flf►tog. 1 E. - NOS, 1 • e