HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-04-21, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, APRIL 21, 1882.
Aaron Panabaker is about to enter
Tutu partnership with Hugh McAllister
iw the mercantile business in Ethel. Mr.
Paneleeker will represent the firm in
byiug grain and p..tatoes through the
country.
Mra. Tbos. Leishaken left on Wednes-
day fat Brandon to join her husband,
who ty ,t real estate uthee. Her brother
acro tpaoces her.
The members of the Presbyterian
church waned out on Saturday last, and
built a new picket fence in front of the
church. It greatly improves the ap-
pearance.
Mr. MuMartin, shoemaker, Brussels,
is going to remove to Ethel to start e
shop.
Johc Muxworthy, who sold his black-
smith shop • short timeabe here. remov-
ed Westutinister with his fancily last
week, where he has bought a shop.
OTt7.
The examination of S. S. Nu. 3, taught
by Edward 8lemn)on, took place. 011
Thereday, 30th March, and wase grand
success, there tieing over 70 visitors
present. The teacher was assisted in
his work by Jlwsrs. McKay and Shaw,
towhees of adjoining sections. At the
clue Mr. Th.*. Strachan was voted. to
the chair, when speeches were given by
the chairman, trustees and teachers pre-
sent, all expressing themselves well
pleased with the examination, and very
sorry iu hrsilig Mr. Slemwnn, as • he
had given universal satisfaction. At the
clue the pupils presented him with
twelve v.duiues and the following ad-
dress • --
Dealt Tgal'Mu,—.On behalf of the
&tholan of this school we wish to make
known to you the high Steen) in which
you are held by iu. It was with rigret
that we heard that you were going to
leave us, mad when we thought of the
earnest, yet kind and Invtng manner in
which you had labored fir out good,
we felt that it would not be doing yon
or ourselves justice of we allowed you to
depart without assuring you that we
were not ungrateful for the deep inter-
est you had taken in our welfare, and
the great pairs you had taken for our
advanoement In knowledge. We feel
that in losing you we lose a friend as an
instructor, and althoutth we }10 nut fear
that you will forget us, knowing that
your wtural kindness of heart will often
recall to memory the faces that have
been so familiar to you for the last two
or three years. Yet as a small token of
the affection and esteem in which you
are held by us, we wish you to accept of
these few volumes which we take great
pleasure in presenting to you and
wherever your lot may be:oast you may
rest assured that our best wishes accom-
pany you. and that you will nut be
forgotten by us.
Signed on behalf of the pupils, -
PENNY MCDOUGALL
Alien Caeoia.
ALICE CARDIFF.
Mr. Slerumon nude a . ery suitable
reply, thanking them for their beauti-
ful address. The examinatio; was then
brought to a close. —[Cow.
Tory Reasons ter a M/aw1e11en.
A gentlemen of an enquiring turn of
mind has been endeavoring to find out
the reasons for a dissolution and general
election a year before the time fixed by
statute. Among others he asked a Con-
servative member of parliament. The
answer was peculiar. "You see," said
the M. P., "S'r r John is not very strong.
There is no knowing what may happen,
and it would be a bad Cling for the party
t, go to the country without him. Then
t!:ere aro the manufacturers who weeld
like to have the tariff question settled
ono way or the other for six years at any
rate." We believe these t re the only
reason that can be given for dissolving
the House, ,but what a confession of
weakness and subserviency they disclose.
The Tory party, without Sir John A.
Macdonald, would tumble to pieces, and
the whole vast, varied and important in-
terests of the country must be made Aub -
servient to a ring of sugar, cotton and
woolen manufacturers' A very coned -
petit indeed for the Tories and a
m ty satisfying excuse for the people!
Ottawa Free Press.
BOSS.
Mew a stranger Mase& Tipper Msgese.d
sae fbamNea.
One Sunday Lem Williams was seated
in fro t of Hank's grocery, spitting to-
bacco jnioe at a grasshopper, when Fill
Barker inquired;
"How's crops up your way, Lem►"
"Well he replied, "corn's sorter 'gin
to tasseling, but the stand is powerful
"That seenis to be the general com-
plaint," remarked Bill.
"Yes; this here country ain't good for
raisin' corn," said Lem Williams, as he
took a fresh chew; "but if ynu want to
the corn what is corn, you jest oughter
ge to Fort Bend. When 1 was termite
down on the Brazos, in that country, my
corn grew so tall and thick that I had to
.hang lamps on the mule's ears to see
bow to plough up a furrow. It was corn
and no mistake, and in the fall the stalks
were so high that I had to knock the
ears down with a saaafras pile. Darn
lay skin, the ears were so big that it
tuk a strong man to carry more'n three
el 'inn at a time."
"Speekin' about strong men," remark-
ed Bill Barker, "sorter causes me the re.
member an old steamboat captain who
used to run un the Yazoo river in '58.
One day he stopped at a landing for
some wood; and the nigger' were kinder
slaw about bringin' it abroad. Old Jud -
kin., the captain, reused up and cussed
everythin' in reach. Says he, welkin'
up to the wood pile where the niggers
were at work, 'pile on yer timber yer
onery skunks, and Ie me show yer how
to carry wood, 'and he stretched out his
arms. Well, sir, the niggers piled on
the wook, and kept piling until Junking
held • wrd and a half of firewood on his
s'.oulders, and he turned and carried it
it on board the boat just as easy as if it
was a boksy. He was what I'd call a
purty tolerable stout man."
"That reminds me of a man I used to
know in Buford' county, Ailbamy," said
a stranger named Tipper, who had been
in the neighborhood but a short time.
AU eyes were turned on the speaker as
they began to size him up. "I guess
old Pete Jennings, continued the stran-
ger, "was about the heftiest man in
these United States, if I ain't mistaken."
"What about him?" inquired the
crowd.
"You see,, ome day. he was hauling
some fence puts in an ox waggon when
the wheels bevan to creak like as if they
needed gremlin'. He looked under the
waggon for his tar bucket and found it
warn't thar, and what do you 'apose he
didl'
"I don't know," growled Bill Barker
and Lem Williams in chorus.
"Well, I'll tell you what he did. He
propped up the salt. -tree, tuk the wheel
off, and steppin' out in the woods, he
picked up a pine knot, held it over the
axle and squeezed the tir outer it. Old
Pete Jennings had a grip what beat a
vice, you bet."
"Stranger," said Lem Williams as he
rose up, "I don't like to dispute a man's
word, but that's a blaring lie and I ain't
gwine to believe it," and he and Bill
Barker out -lied, and disgusted, mounted
their horses and left Tipper with a ser-
ene smile on his face as he whittled the
edge of a cracker box.
1 Feel Myself as treed as New t
From Mrs. S. B. Bemis, of West Fai-
rtee, Vt.:—"For aeven.or eight yearn I
hive been in poor health, and for the
past year very feeble. My flesh and
strength wasted away, roti) I waa una-
ble to work or even go up stairs without
great exhaustion. I suffered from fre-
quent and distressing palpitation of
the heart, my food distressed me, caus-
ing Acidity and pain in the stomach; and
I suffered from extreme nervousness,
constipation and debility of the system
generally, my blood being thin and poor
and sluggish in circulation, and i was
for yearn suffering all the tortures of a
confirmed dyspeptic. About six months
since I concluded 1 would try a bottle of
Ps&uviaN SYRUP, and received so muck
benefit from it that i purchased five bot-
tles more, and have continued the use
of the Syrup until quite recently. It
has restored my health to such an extent
that 1 feel myself as good es new. My
digestion is good and weight has increas-
ed in the pant four months 'from one
hundred and twenty to one hundred
and thirty-eight pounds; my strength
has retlrrnvd, and niy general health is
thus wonderfully improved, and i can
truly say I owe it all to the ase of
your PiRwviAl1 Brave." S. lil by all
dre10100a
A YOUNG MAN writes :—"I have used
Mack's Magnetic Medicine and ant much
pleased with the result. It has cured
me after Doctors and other medicines
had failed." See advertisement in
another column.
The Kingston Nru•c says: Three deaths
have recently occurred among the rela-
tives of Mrs. Gilbert Griffin, wife of the
Post Office Inspector, under peculiar
ci cumitauces. Eor the past twenty
years her mother, Mrs. Harris, cf Lon-
don, her mother's half-brother, Dr.
Ryerson, and her mothers cousin. Lt.
Col. Ryerson, who were all shout the
game age, were in the habit of saying
they would die at the same tinie. Dr.
Egerton Ryerson died on-Mra. Hams'
birthday, February 19; Mrs. Harris
died on his birthday, March '24; and Lt.
Col. Ryerson lied on the day of Mrs.
Harris funeral. Their ,Ages wero re-
spectively 79, 82 and 86.
in the month of April Yeast
rwrleitee a Food and rersW $ii.
know We of none ao safe and al-
dulIli. Caress's Stomach sl■
awn Ritter& They art direly
ea all the accretion, their purgative
carrying off all itnperities from the
•
ani, they Invigorate the Liver and
purify the Stomach,cleat»e the
Rowels, and give strength snit tone to
the whole syssem. Try a nurse of this
veleable, safe and reliable vegetable pre-
paration, Dr. Carson's Stomach and
psststipation Bittenin large bottles
SO cents Geo Rhyne. agent f,+r
ALLAN'S LUNG BALSAM is warranted to
break up the most troublesome Cough
in an incredible short time. There is
no remedy that can show more evidence
of real merit than this BALSAM, for cur-
ing Consumption, Coughs, Colds, Asth-
ma. Croup, &c
t Meal Necesdtl-
No house should he without a bottle
of Hagyard's Yellow (hi. in case "f ac-
cident. There is no preparation offered
to coffering humanity that has made so
many permanent curs. or relieved so
much pain and mie.ry. It is called by
the afflicted an Angel of Mercy
•
• Weseber Creeks" ass Sewn ea.
"Pretty warm," the man with the
thiu clothes said to the man in the cor-
ner seat as the South Hill car waa com-
ing down the Division street steps.
"What's pretty warm," growled the
"tan iq the corner.
"Why, the weather."
"What weather?" more gruffly than
ever.
"Why," the nun with the thin cloths
said, looking as though he wished he
hadn't begun it, "this weather."
1Yr11,' said the man ut the corner,
"how's this weather different from any
ether."
The man in the thin clothes looked
nervously at the dun tnule and said, "it
is warmer.'
"How do you know it is 1" asked the
mail in the corner.
Thu other man began to wish he was
well out of it, and said he supposed it
was; he hadn't heard how the—
"Isn't the weather the acme every-
where !" savagely demanded the man in
the corner.
•`Why, no," the man with the thin
clothes replied, wishing to goodness he
had a newspaper to hide behind; "no,
it's warmer some places, and some places
it's colder.
"What stakes it warmer in some
plates than it's colder in others ?" re-
morselessly pursued he man in the our-
ner.
"Why," the man with the thin clothes
said piteously, "the sun; the effect of
the sun's hest."
"Makes it colder in some places than
it's warmer in others 1" roared the man
in the corner indignantly. "Never
heard of such a thing."
"No," the man with the thin clothes
hastened. "I didn't mean that. The
sot makes it warmer."
"Then what makes it colder?" pur-
sued the remorseless man in the cor-
ner.
The man in the thin clothes wiped
the headed perspiration from his pallid
brow. and sail slowly, "I guess it waa
the ice.
"What ice 1 demander the :inquisi-
tor. nquisi-
tor.
"Why," the victim said, with every
symptom of approaching dissolution ap-
parent in his tremulous vote, "the ice
that was frozen—frozen—by the frost."
"Did you ever see any ice that wasn't
frozen 1" howled the man in the corner,
iu aline burst of derision.
The man in thin clothes huskily
whispetsd that he wished he was dead,
and said, "No; I believe I didn't."
"Then," thundered the man in the
corner, "what are yotrtalking about ?"
The utan'in thin clothes made an
effort to brace up, and , spicily replied
that he was trying to talk about the
weather.
"And what du you know about it ?"
triumphantly roared the man in the cor-
ner; "what do ynu know about the
weather?"
The man in thin clothes lost his grip
again, and feebly said that "he didn't
know very mush about it, that was a
fact." And then he tried to be cheer-
ful, and work in a little joke about no-
body being able to know much about
thin weather, but the man in the corner
sat down upon hint with a tremendous
outburst.
"No, sir ' I should say you didn't.
You conte inte the car and force your-
self on the attention of a stranger and
begin to talk to me about the weather,
just as though you owned it, and find
you are just like a thousand and one
other people, who always begin talking
about the weather because they don't
know anything elite, when by the caves
of Boreas, sir, they know less about the
weather than they do about any thing
else in the world '
And the man in the corner glared up
and down at the timid paaaenver in the
South Hill car, but no man ducat ans-
wer hon. Atm as for the pian with thin
clothes, he didn't know for the life of
him whether he had a sunstroke or an
ague chill. He only knew that it seem-
ed about twenty-seven miles to the Jef-
ferson street crossing. --- [Burlington
Hawkeye.
The {feeler's Laid slast,y Leyte
Ryas.•cut.s, Ind.. Jan. 11, 14142.
I recently had a very difficult case of
Oslaumption. i treated it in the most
seisntitic manner pnesible, but to no ef-
fect; patient grew gradually wore.
Rather than give up, and as a last re-
sort, I decided, much against my wish,
to use a remedy that had cured one of
my former patient& Greatly to my sur-
prise. the patient began to gain, and in
a mach shorter time than 1 dared to
ever expect, she wax completely cured..
The name of this remarkable remedy is
Dr. King's New Discovery for Conelrmp
Bon. I now use it altotgether in my
practice. —[Leading M. D., Evansville.
Trial bottles free at Rhyne' drug stere
Late mime f1 til
Meservtag et realise.
Toe much cannot be expressed in favor
of that unsurpassed remedy for coughs,
colds. asthma, croup, sore throat. and
all lung complaints. if you suffer from
neglected colds, try Hegyard's Pectoral
Balsam. The est is trifling, only 25c.
-What every ere ears meat tfe tree."
And every one who has tested its
merits speska warmly to praise of Hag -
yard's Pectoral Italsatn as a salve cure
for all throat and lung complsints,coughs
and colds, sore throat, br.nchitia, and
incipient consumption.
People have it more right to become
dyspeptic, and remain gloomy and mis-
erable, than they have to take poison
and commit suicide. If the stnmach
becomes week and fails ti perform its
functions, Burdock Blond Bitters will
speedily remedy the trouble.
MOIL II84BOIEBlB
SEG ACIIHfES.
The subscriber ootid intimate to the peo-
ple of (ioderich that he has decided to give up
buainena in his line owing to 111 health. alid
Unit he is now prepared to give uzeceptiOn-
ally good bargains. All wanting
PI A N t►3,
U1�` 4N8 or
SEWING MACHINES
wilt find it to their advaalafe to call at once,
as this is a GENUINE clearing s vie.
J. W. WEATHERALD.
The Orem American .Remedy for
COUGHS, HS, COLDS, ASTHMA,
BRONCHITIS, LOSS OF
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Every ono
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A. cheap.
Mame vd
their eon.
.uwptlee
ichor, to
tjttix
ardor Mow
t• drink
a tea .sad*
frost *A•
gorses
top.
GRAY'S
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Its remarkableppoowweerr in relieving
certain forma of Bronchitis, and its
almost specific elect in curing ob-
stinate hacking Coughs, is new well
known to the public at large.
Sou by alt reop.etable Amanita Price, ?s and
TO orwt, a betty..
7'A• wards " Syrup of Rad Syr. Os_ " cower
...t• our R.ei.tered Traria Mark, and our ..rapper
and t sad. are al.o rpMs.red.
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SontesaL
JOHN PASMORE,
Manufacturer of
¶oiis, Crriaes,-
Etc., Etc..
VICTORIA -St., Corner of Trafalgar.
agent for the Celebrated
SEEGINILLER CHILLED PLOUGH
aN Astgleeltarat Implements.
leo. agent for the
Queen's Fired Life Ins. Co.
This 1s one of the beat Companies in exist
race being prompt and reliable. Information
furnished cheerfully on application.
782-6m Ja1N r1 M•K&.
AGENTS „anted. Rig Pay. Ligh
Rork. Constant employnien
for Capital rvqulred. JAM= Lag a Co. Mo
real. Quebe 1762
A9 SIGNS OF GENERAL DKKILi
TY and mal- utrftioe in children ...
beVe
how -t. , cht=k
en
W, rimed platten
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orf mtl�f ton.
t♦ iNw1 relrnMh
sttmnlanta and avoir mittens aremte•hiev
on.. %adoring in the feeble °Tniam a tnnrle i
JUST RECEIVED
AT
D. FERGUSON'
A SPLENDID &88OR'1'M=NT OF
FRESH GROCERIES
SUITABLE FOR THE SEASON.
Speci Bargains in Tari at Vory Lo Pnces
25c. per lb and upwards. If ynu want a really fine Tea try guy 50c. Young Hylton
it is a splendid article and worth more Money. I have also just opened out a oom
plete assortment of •
Crockery&Glassware
Including Stone and China Tea Sets. Children' Toy Tun Setts, Ladies and Gents
Fancy Tea Cups and Saucers, suitable for Christmas and New Year's Gifts.
Lamps & Lamp Goods in Creat Variety
AND AT VERY LOW PRICES.
Calland be Convinced
Oiltario Steel Barb Faure Co.milad.
/Licensed wader the Glidden Patent.!
MANUFACTURERS OF THE IMPROVED LOCK BARB
Four -Pointed Steel Fencing Wire,
55 ole 57 RICHMOND ST. EAST, TORONTO.
A. I. SOMERViLLE, Viec.Pres. and Man. Director.
R. W. MCKENZIE,
`ole Agent for Godericb,
DOMINION CARRIAGE WORKS.
CSO D R ICH,
Morton & Cressman.
ITets xolr.rl.8 repro...0 W. Leap or . burly.uw,)
THE WAY IT WILL JTEOT
70V.
It excites expectoration creel causes the longs
to throw off the phlegm or mucous; &anger. the
err rr.tim.enndlnri%ie+thrld",1; henlAthelrri
-
tated parts; give, strength do the digestive
organs: brings the liver tolls proper action.
end imparts strength to the wholesystem.
Sefn to THE 1asr.1ItATi' AND A.TIS►srtOxr xr.
►CCT that it a ietrrnntwl 4. break sip the most
eirstrrr.ly • o. h maker homy time, if not of
too long standing Ir is ,mrrnwted TO Orrs
►TTIet aATIAt'ArTfec. arCX IX T111 west row -
grime"( .A• e) t'Ow..,,p1l0.1 111• wv,rrnnlyd
trot to produce costivenesstwbrch is the case
with meet remedies), or affect the head. nit
contains on opines navy form. itww.erranted
to be p.rerrtly harmless to the meet &limns
child. although it is an ■rtive sod pp,werfV
remedy for motoring the Arerem. The.. Moo
tort aerwnh�ronwenn, derrrhsb (L..uwptimw
when Au.aa a Lrac Bets re will prevent It if
er.ly taken in tinge. Phreieians hwvmgcen-
sulapnve patients, and who, having failed W
core theta with their own medicine, we would
recommend to g,, Aurvb s•i AAtaaatt a
trial. .odd hs• all Orvpwi•ta
W. S. Hart & Co.
PROPRIETORS OF TILE
Goderich Mills
LATE PIPER'S.
Arg to Warn their thanks to the pntWe fee
the Miami petntnage received du -peat the pea
year. ad to state they are prephi to M
0'R18TIN0'
en the slttlfbat wMtrr. emr far tae convenient.*
of p..rt %se tving at a dfsta.ee will ear: Iye
trots at theft lawn gear.
Ilf, R" M HiUwrni'A,1
Masotti, Mack. telt lit. (tneertb.
res -Highest price paid for *heat -et
transient excitement which s mistaken for _
permeated tnv ttms►r.. For .ecimaui treat- (�
peat the Jed to Proe►rtesm s nwnttln'- I W� t0 Q ALO per Ash xt tonere
by the aeed�f�, mos anA Cali. .DL worth t lice
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Ziairrners 1�.ttezztion.
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SELL EITHER 2 OR 4 BARBED FENCE WIRE.
Wire and barb galvanised after hen; twisted which cannot scaloof
Use Barbed Wire for Peaces.
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