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THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, APRIL 14, 1882.
Fun anb Fancy.
A proper remedy fur • ; • ung lady
who is rhurt of stature is to gout spliced
as soon as p osltble.
They have a hueid of whiskey In ea -
lucky known as "The kuru of PI
because it will cern you eopiuusly.
A Philadelphia clan who uwus a lar -
rot informs us that when Its nietuter
calla on hila it is very embarrassing to
have the bird teruxlly exclaiming:
take sugar iu Riau."
Carlyle brit uuae lurked the difference
between it natural foul and au educated
foul, replied : "Just about the differ-
ence between you and ule, 1 suspe,•t,"
The questioner was menet' able to deter-
mine what kind of a -fool he was.
A young and popular resideut recently
went honk° and found that Ii, was the
happy father of a fourtuee pound baby.
After looking fondly et the youngster
for a few memento he said, in a dazed
sort of a way, "You fats raurl, if you go
to thinking that you were bout !ht.' a
wealthy faintly you'll get left. '
The Buffalo Express h: e a hong nod
;twilling anecdote ab.lut a lobster which
crawled out of a buy's market basket.
We might have believed the whole yaitl,
if the story hadn't begun with the aa.er-
tion: "Soon n a rel claw protruded." A
boiled.lobster never could have done
what it was aeatittd of this one.
"How teeny pears have I on my plate,
pa f" asked • smart boy the ether even-
ing. "Two, my son.' "No, sir ; I ve
four, and I can prove it !" triumphantly
remarked the juvenile. "How do you
snake that out t" asked the perplexed
father. '• Well, air, haven't 1 two pears,
and don't two pairs make four 1" grin-
ned the urchin. "All right, my s.n►.
You have too many," said the old man,
getting up and reaching over. "Here,
mother; you take one and 1'11 take one,
and John may have the two that are
left !"
}touseholb }tints.
Tickling in the throat is best relieved
be a ••argle of salt and water.
1:e.aorrhageof the lungs and et stomach
.•:r promptly checked by si.aa u-ses of
,alt. —tit patient should be kept as
s I,.asibte.
,�.. not drink large quantities of fluids
et your meals. It dilutes the gastric
. Fcies and weakens its solvent powers.
arm drinks are hotter than cold.
Carbolic acid is used to disenfect
rooms in which patients sick with cente-
gions diseases lave been eared ter.
Chloride of lime placed sheat in saucers
is a good duiuLselsnt-
A wine-glaseedful of water as hot as it
can be borne will frequently arrest a
very (listlessly vomiting, but it should
be hot, not warm_ Good strong vinegar
sipped at pleasure is another prompt and
safe remedy.
FauNcH Pave/sem. --Take half a pint
f sour milk, one egg, pinch of salt,
ritual half teaspoonflrl s defleur to make
thin batter; bake in large cakes, spread
with butter or currant jelly, and roll
therm up nicely to serve; sprinkle sugar
..ver it if yea choose
AN EXCELLENT HAI' WASH. ---A pre
Iaration of one ounce of sulphur and
t ne quart of water, repeatedly agitated
during intervals of a few hours, and the
head saturated every morning with the
clear liquid, will in a few meek. remove
every trace of dandruff from the scalp,
and the hair will soon become soft and
C sissy.
CARL OF CARPETS. --Carpet* should he
thoroughly beaten on the wrong side
tint and than on the right, after which
spots may be removed by the use of ox
gall er amonia and water. If paper has
been laid under the carpet, all dust may
le easily removed with it without rais-
Ing any. The warmth in floors is great-'
ly increased by having carpet pining or
laying papers under it.
MA(CAasifl WITH Eoo&—Break half
a pound of maccaroni into short bits;
cook tender in boiling, salted water.
Drain well; put in a deep dish and pour
Tt) f)f'R vf'l.N(•Rl11ERS.
The address -label on the tirst page will
show leach subscriber the state of his
account with TH6 SIOVAL, and (It
may be hinted) that this Is au ap
propriety cumin for waken, *11 s.1. Medical I3a,11, e+odarich,
teretiou in the figures.
There are nth figures in nor Isooks, .1 targe and well uwtorte,1 . cock of fresh
also, adjub *light very appropriate
Garden, Field and Flower' Seeds
1 • Id• ad'uiteil Lefore the cud of this l
EEDS! SEE1)S! ',CHEAP GROCERIES'
Jl'•t' RECEIVED .1'1' TILE
mouth.
"thee au matt nuythin�,' ha. hen w Iwo
ly euje.i►wel up. et a11, atal his I11-
junction
ia
junction► 45 espe...i.!!y biur.lu_ open
all who du b:tai:icer ith hewspap•,
ut' m.
A wool to tl:e lei:., is • 4d[Cieht, a:int we
win say no more n• pigment, for we
Geist to We Crate.
!'he:, lie ore again direct to a saloon
mud I,.,!me dowa another heavy di aught
of scree driek, Ina se uu,sh Iwcauw slur
appetite drtleurtls it, Lot for the 44tetit i:el
bwtoy enev it pr..ducte.--the after edicts
of which leave him was!,• utiaerabiu than
before; it is this dleulfu• practise that is
daily seeding thousands t„ ?heir graves.
A remedy for all this is found in the
true friend id teteperance,—the hest and
purest of all inedicines,—Electrie Bit-
ters. Sold by .eo. Rhymer at 50 Cent!.
C. W. It. CHIN pi IIs.—An order has
been issued by Mr. F. Br'ughton, Gen -
eta! Manager of the Great Western Rail-
way, appointing M r. Chas. Stitt, who
has been Superintendent for several
years, to the position of Assistant Mtn
ager. Mr. John Bunton, late Assetamt
(general Manager of the Detroit, Grand
Haven A Milwaukee Railway has beep
appointed to succeed Mr. Stitt les Super-
intendent. Mr. Burton was formerly
connected with the G. W. R. in the
General Manager's office. Thine changes
will take effect immediately.
The new treatmeat for rapidly condi-
ti'triIig6 Horses, Z,.ul's Tonic Compound
and Bltdwt Mixture. Each package eon -
tains a rood Purging Ball which is given
to the animal previous to using the
strung tuoie powder. This is the con.
monsense treatment and will accomplish
Inure in erne week than the old system
of Spires, Feeds and Condition Powders
would de in • mouth, ask your druggist
about it. Gee. Rhynas, agent, G•de-
over it s cap of drawn butter in which
had been stirred two beaten eggs, and
two table -spoonfuls grated cheese, with
salt and pepper. Loosen the macaroni
to allow the sauce to penetrate the mass.
Pass more grated cheese with it.
A CURE MR Jewess-ewe—Indiges-
tion is the prolific cause of colics, diar-
rhea, headaches, consumption and most
diseases of the bladder. Food that is
not digested, ferments and hecotnes
powerfully acid, causing irritation and
inflamatien wherever it touches. Many
fevers are caused by it. Pepsin is the
best remedy if taken immediately after
eating. If pepsin is not taken, the
avidity should be controlled by the
bicarbonate of soda or potash.
isle
New enormously and how rapidly the
world's stock of books has grown since
the invention of printing! Only thir-
teen hundred years ago, there were but
nine hooks in all England. They were
the great and used treasure of the
[nooks of Canterbury, and they wore the
gets of the first English library. There
are now nearly a million and a quarter
of books in the British Museum, and
diming the last twenty years the great
store -houses of literature among civiliz-
ed nations have nearly doubled their
contents.
A Dough or cold contracted in the
month of April if not ily an -coed
is liable to stick to one. during the whole
summer. Dr. Carsons's Pulmonary
Cough Drops speedily cure CouLIhe,
Colds, Bronchitis, Pain and oppression
of the Chest, and all Throat, Cheat and
Lang affections. In large bottles at 50
oeata. Geo. Rbynas,agent forGoderich.
41 ,th ie. htdk and to packets. Purchased from nuc of the ohliet and most reliable seed houses
in the Dominion, and win be void at Catalogue Prices,
P. J011B1N, Chemist and Druggriat.
\t'hule,al:• sod Retail healer In Drugs, Chemicals, 11)e 'tuttb, Iloree and Cattle Medicines.
toilet Articles. tc.
/oleoslcisrs I'res.riptious carefully dlepeiu.•d.ax
71\1-NE-NATT GOODS I
ARRIVING AT
70I - T a.A.CIam.=l �CT'Z_
A t ARGE ST(1(1: TO sELE(tT FROM.
THE LARGEST STOOK OF PRINTS.
Mr. D. Shanahan, of the 2nd con.,
,urchaeel a fine team of horses from
r. Kilpatrick, near Manchester, paying
therefor $310. He has been offered
quite a sum on his bargain since but
very wisely refused.
One of the richest woman in the world
with nothing to spend her money on,
the Queen has excellent opportunity to
ease the burden on the shoulders of the
British taxpayers by providing for the
support of the members of her own
family. [Toronto Telegram.
W 1: RAVE I•. V LH -•ax1N N.
FULL EWES GF GOODS -
Ne would call special aUi•niten to our BIM k Cr. 1. u , epL. w hi. 1.. for value, cannot 1* ex (Ted
TIA'TILiOIRIIIN!C4
A hull &worttaco; ,.f `cut.T . Irish ni d ('a:»glia!, Tweeds in the latest styles.
rat and Workman. kip Guaranteed. C. CIDLEY, Cotter. tLate el Loudest
OTS6z6HOES
=owriing cat 'Weddwuep
Beg to announce to the Public that thea fiat, . p.•to J business in the above St roe
in the store lately occupied by Herm* Legion Hscinl„ purchased a large mild
well asserted stock of Spring and RAare , r t:, ,..! .. • e:, we are deter.niurd
QUICK BILES & SIAM, RU?I S I'LLQ FE OUBI /OTTO,
p., -Please call and examine .mar g.•,..lv 1.-I. 1. I.I.rt Is, • 1,1, opt, where.
ser Remember the place, next dour to .1 V, . oil . f+• u : Stole.
Or -Custom work will recsivaewr spacial at•eof.w,.
aer-None but the hest of material ivied aril firstchua., weikulun employed.
filar Repairing usatly dune 4111 the shortest netiv.e_
Goderich. March 9, 1882. DO W N I N G& W ED D U P.
s.eklea's Ae.le• Salve.
The best salve in the world for Cutts,
Bruises. Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, • Chil-
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles. It is guaran-
teed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Geo. Rhynas. 1830 ly.
?stelae OM Cider es Nis Feet -
The Hamilton, Ont-, Fire Depart -
meat, under the training and supervi-
sion of Chief A. W. Aitchison, u not
excelled in efficiency by that of any oth-
er city in the Dominion. Chief Aitchi-
son, by the way, met with • severe ac-
cident in driving to a fire not long ago.
His head, shoulders and hack were in-
jured in s terrible manlier. Being ask-
ed how he amounted for his rapid re -
revery, he replied; "Simply enough; St
Jacobs Gil can put anyman on his feet,
if there is any life in im et alL 1 used
that wonderful medicine from the start,
and the revolt is, that i am to -day in
prime health and condition St Jacobs
Gil, the tenet -ea that comes to the re-
lief of the ]fireman for rheumatism,
barns, eta , served use is my trouble and
cured me quicklyt somplety and perma-
nently. it is the dienderd medicine
here in the loin Department."
EV=RY
eh•uld h.,,,- a e.rr) of the
•
DEA
liege to announce to the people of Goderich and this sectim of Huron, that he hes
purchased from Mr. A. Phillips his stock of Grocer! , etc., an,, will
continue the business in the old stand, 0 1 the
Corner of Victoria and Bruce ptreets.
Having taught the goods for cash, and as I intend to make all miVairchases from
wholesale men for cash also, I will be in s position to sell at
Very Low Prices for Cash.
My stock 'mill always be fresh. I will keep the best brands of teas, good sugars.
and everything in the grocery line from the best producers. }Bacon, Spiced Meats,
etc. , always on hand in season. I ata determined to please, both in quality and price.
iairCall at the stand, Victoria street, , ppoaite the Fair (;round, near -l). K.
Sthop.
Gnxlerich, March 9th, 1882. JD- S T
TT_
AT
THE OLD STAND.
B. C. STB CIH8N
IIAN hIIi u11.4 04'
GROCERY BUSINESS
To the old stand In the Albion Block, formerly ,d•cupl.sl by his,, where be will be please
to welcome all his old custolners and the public generally. A large quantity of
NEW, FRESH GROCE.RIESI
AS
CHE-{ 1' AS THE CHEAPEST.
D. C_ STRACHAN,
Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
G_ BARRY
y.a
teem
e
ents
ad.
CABIIIET !AKER 1111e1 IJN13ERTAKER .e
Hamilton Street, Goderich.
A geed assortment of Kitchen, Bedroom; Dining Room and .Parlor Furniture. such as T"
hies, Chairs (hair, cane and wood seated), Cupboards, Bed -steads. Mattresses, Wash -stats
Lounges, dotes, Whet -Nets, Looking glasses.
N. it A complete assortment of CofTtns and Shrouds always on hand (also Hearses for titre
at reasonable ralee.
1'i.:ture Framing a specialty.—A call solicited.
1,51.
L I PE b N D 0L B 0 T I3 R E S , PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING EXECUTED WITH
NEATNESS AND DESPATCH, AND AT LOW
RATES AT "THE SIGNAL OFFICE.,"
HON. GEO. BROWN
edited ,n
HON_ A. MACKENZIE-
Ready Thr delivery in a few dad R. (4-1, .x taken he
G-eo_ l.e;ppQra
HURON SCIIO()L BO( )K 1)E1)01'. GOD! IRI ('H.
GIRLS FOR THE WEST. - Last week
Mrs. Davidson, wife of the late proprie-
tor of the Commercial hotel, Sesforth,
took with her to Emerson, six girls from
this neighborhood, who art toelssist m
connection with the hotel they intend
running. The girls are guaranteed $13
a month for two months, and passage
paid, at the end of which time they will
be paid current wages there, with
the option of leaving to do better, if
they can.
A Ceases! Rt.seps ..
Never was there such a rush for Drug
Stores as is now at ours for s Trial Bot-
tle of Dr. King's News Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. All
persons afflicted with Asthina, Bronchi-
tis, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs, or any
affection of the Throat and Lunge, can
get a trial brittle of this great remedy
fee, by calling at your drug store.
A Goon Ms..enla—)[r. J. Wyatt, of
Reekinp,flael, N. C. bit a little buy.
five yeses old, who lis been suffers•
with a skin disease, breaking cwt all
ever, efface he was bora. He informs
M he saw advet+iemneat of D J. C.
Ayer's SSemapartlla in the Danville Times,
ad boIaght a bottle of it. Se chinas!.'
Owed tt to the boy, and states there hes
been a wonderful improvement. The
break et is rapidly disappearing, sod
the Is appetite is good felt Ma time.
(May ole, Vs., Times.
ATaa. SaLAra&RLtr is .old by all
druggists, and a positive rem.dy f.r ini
purities of the Mo.vd
• .
\k'al! Paners.
Now faiths time. if you wish one ort °ice: wr- •a:►e, to Ire Hn'l -s room til.. re.
haa.uvc
20 000 Rolls of the L Its:t, D ssicras,
Beautiful copes. and at � the ntthan
aloe r' tog. atoll Must I.e• . !d(,a1 n,.`I see them, they
ThOi
Latest s l r1I1/Ad15 1),11111% 111(1 F'LslIi11s,
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pies of rest.
All persons waiting to telt the meets of
a great remedy --ens that will px.itively
Dere Consumption, Coughs, Colds,
Agehma1 Bronchitis, or any affection
of the Throat and Lungs ere requested
to mil at your drec attire and get a trial
battle of Dr. Kings New Discovery for
Cettetdatption, free of root, which will
show you what a regular dollar as
bottle will do.
TEAS_
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BLACK TEA,
GREEN TEA,
JAPAN TEA.
vt'.asa.'e True /tie.I.
A friend in need is • friend indeed.
This none can deny, especially when as-
sistance is rendered when one% sorely af-
flicted witbdiss•ee,esee. paiselarly those
oompk►iate tend greakassiles ao common to
our female population. Beery woman
ehwuld know that Electric Aitten are
woman's true friend, and will positively
restore her to h.sitfk, even when a
Mho*. remedies fail, A single trial al-
ways proves our insertion. Thiry are
pleasant to the tante and nrly cost fifty
omits a b..W. Repel by all Amain*
TEA FOR THE RICH,
TEA FOR THE POOR,
TEA FOR EVERYBODY.
1 settee • trial of on, TIAP. for 1 know 1 can
,e setteracties.
Hy stock of ....rat eroeer4ee is Nae wen
assert.
GERGE OLDS.
HAcvnan's Ysu.ow (fit- is �wana-
sed cr
se ass or relevy sicker to 1.1= •
sass*.
TAtd IWIT IALLY Ret
4/11011; OOVOID,
CRAMPS, DOAZ 7711104 1;
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//tNSWA, COLDi, Ila
GPM ttlRfieIALLY Pet
1MZVEu TIDM,
al[ILRLAIX1,
•1►/,
GALLS,
Arita CTlolrs
WMPAGO,
DDIArAse1,
SPRAIN.,
J ZVSALOIA.
CALLOUS LUafTS
SWIM .,oi 'ii,
,soar MITA
IasVlsar,
mar,
PAIN IN 14X,
PAIN r •IDs. M
Ivey t+eeds twr sea r gene mime.
des w natty
1111MIMMIlliffill USW emu. me fast
Toacerro, arr.
TOILET SETTS
i
Combs 'kiosks aid Patilmm of all Kits Cheap
RHYNAS' the Druggist
Prescriptions a Speciality - - Night Bell on the Front Door
GENUINE BRAGAINS.
For tl e next three months i will sell furniture at the following prices, for csh:
Low Cupboards at ai ;
50
Lounges from
Bedsteads from ............... „
Fall leaf Tables at
Washstands from
Bureaus from
Sideboards from
Everything else at similar rstt s.
Up.
1 75 up.
2 50
Wets up.
500 up.
650 up.
Tt.ele prices can't be beaten in town. 1 Invite Inspection. 1 am bound to sell. as i Intend
removing to Dakota In the sprwill1 sell at a very low ln h i machinery
1 ery used in cabinet msklxg
A COUNTS.
Alt accounts due John A. Ball and J. 0. Hall must be settled at once.
T.L G_ G�AZZI
At the Market.
Remus trite ane W 144.74 is Omsk w
w. wtLL etas see % ewe
LtaTrluIO WATOIll� 0 ANu a?L/
e.eere alte alp wee K SO es4 ere w10
twstew
► e( .et . wares
..sow• uo flit SO WATCH to rose
se Mil ev ArsAns sees es ei• ease.
Ren�nwe flu sap as4 !10. sae we will
TULL sIZa acsrlx CCASKSr esereUla •r
Ltv*I SOLD WAIVERS. Smar..t«a
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Vga W� 1�le IIs y.sw54
wawa ewer se. .meow Ws.I tea it
bow.' tats sloe see 57.5*, M. ee elm
t iso ree eats el ser WNW& l.Jt'IY:r-
sTan WsTt lea. ter wWs A** ee..w
t.. time M owl See wore e , .c w• need
..filets These see — wrisdere Ys
tsetessa
p.r,.w tow tdlp and tt}- eel we
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w• !arta e.erawwwl
Osiers tib ale set. 51.72. ana w..471
�a11e.4 oar e.a.ttf.l
-II(U[aM L PLA tan h►-
voLv tea.
nun e.f..r les4 we will
t,eeseAl� epilog' encase
,11,Wti.14.r 1•+4'&AOL saturants, 21
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neewv. tS'.s►1 * set el *o 1n wh 11^4
we wilt was 1. seer .,f 1.O1.1u
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