The Huron Signal, 1882-02-03, Page 3t
THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, FEB. 3, 1882.
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Tun Bila Fancy.
A 4starn •litor in response to a
subscriber who grumbles that his morn-
s palter was intolerably droop, says
"that is because there is so much due on
it."
An Ir•iabman, who weut to a church
where the people rams iii late, said it is
"the fashion there for nobody to p
till everybody has g.4 there.
Never set yourself up fur musician
just because you have got * dram in
your ear; nor believe you are cut out for
s teacher merely because you lure a
pupil in your eye.
'•$Turn —"I oncea selio tdm
dog, which could alwa distinguish be.
tween a vagabond and a respectable per-
son." Jones —"•Well, what became of
him r Smith —"Oh ! I was obliged to
give him away. He bit me."
Synonyms fur "Births, Deeds, and
Marriages" continue to be multiplied by
Transatlantic journals. One paper
styles them "Babies, Brides, and bai-
lee:" another adopts "The; Cradle, the
Dungeon. and the Tumb;" a third
"Buds, Orange Blossom, and Cyprus;"
but "Hatched, Matched. and D spatoh-
ed" still carry off the palm:
NYt a Mesa Cigar Will Oa.
The moral Influence of a cigar is great-
er than that of the finest speech deliver-
ed since the days of the Roman Republic.
No turn should set out ou a journey
without providing himself with at least
fitty cheap cigars. Those which can be
bought for two cents a r:h.are as goal as
those mold for s dime, and thegift of one
is rewarded with just the same courtesy.
You are in a hurry to change trains and
re -Check baltga:e. The check-tuan
doesn't caro two cent :whether you are
left or not; and the chancus are that you
would be left hut for the cigar. Edge
up to hits, drip the cigar into his finger
and oke him to re -check your baggage
to Indianapolis and you are fixed in six
seconds. Henn later when he comes to
sit down for a smoke, he may remember
your phiz and bless it bat you , are tar
away.
The braiesnan on a passenger train
stadiums gruffness. You can't offer him
mosey nor ask him oat to takes glass of
beer, but if you want to know exactly
how long you have to bait at Hanover_
junction and how long it takes you to
run from there to Washington, jest ten-
der him a two Dent cigar. His granite
countenance will instantly 'melt and run
all over hu fans, and he will feel him-
self bound not may to answer all. nurser-
ies, but to tell you bow to we re two shil-
linge in gettiag your supper at Question.
Ticket atgettts in depots bre stare -
typed sets of answers, and it almost
breaks their neck to have a an Dome
along and ask something, new. The - ci-
gar dodge works beautifully on them.
Approach them with a smile, extend the
weed, and observe.
"Say, old fellow, when do I leave here
to make close counection with the Erie:
at Elmira 1"
Out comes his time tables and railway,.
guides, and bell not only fix you to a
second, but gi.e you the population of
every station on the road. A two cent
cigar will stop ani citizen of any city
and make him feel happy t . a:)aa'er a
down questions. It will direct you to
the best hotel, paint out the hest sights,
make streetcar conductors talk, give you
the best sest in the .omnibus, and ac-
complish all that gold or silver could do.
No man should travel without them,
especially for travelers. Ono brand
should contain old rope, -rags and scraps
of leather and be mold for a cent. This
brand would he for officials who are
really good at heart. and whose sudden
removal from earth would thing sorrow
to large families. The othsr brand
should have a torpedo in the centre,
warranted to blow out six ,teeth and
• drive the end of the noise up at au anile
of forty-fiveidegrues. These could pro-
bably be• sold for a cent and a half,
apiece,and would he given out whenever
it was necessary to teach an official that
civility toward travelers benefits a road
far more than the bursting of three
trunks. The beggagemen in the Union
depot is waiting for just such a cig*r and
its moral lesson.
Yfaalllep.
Foam Bots.—Mr. E. Ryan has sold
his fifty acre farm on the 14th Dun. of
MCKill to Mr. John McKinnon, a
near ne blur, for the sum of 112,500.
Mr. R intends removing to Dakota
in the spring.
Paasoiuz„—Mr. Hardy, the\ esteemed
teacher in Sec. Ne. 4, has beef incapa-
citated for attending to his professional
duties fur about two months. On Tues-
day of lad week he underwent a very
painful surgical operotiun and had •
tumor removed from his person. The
opentioa was skilfully anti. successfully
performed by Dr. Stewart. of Brucefield,
ssuted by Doctors Scott and Duncan, of
Seafurth. Mr. Hartley s many friends
will be pleased to learn that he is recut'-
erie'g and although dill confined to bed,
the went is now over. His place in the
school is 6Ued by Mr. Henderson.
In the United States Senate a bill hes
been introduced propoaing to give Mrs.
Garfield a pension of $5,000 per year.
Ihyspepela as/ [taloa.
Gentlemen:—For more than thirty
years I have been s great sufferer from
dyspepsia and piles. I have been fre-
quently under medical treatment, and
have tried various preparations whish
have been recommended to me, but " re-
ceived no permanent relief. In January
last I commenced taking the Peat:ro ux
SYRUP, and after taking three bottles of
it I became perfectly cured of the dys-
repsia and piles; and toy -general health
is now all that I can desire it to be.
Mnrow DAGGLT,
No. 12 Rsex street, B.*tor.
Mr. Daggett has ,been for many years
a'well-krown and highly respected mem-
her of the Bromf eld Street Methodist
Episcopal Church in this city, and an
active member of the official board of
that church. L R. Titania,
Pastor of the Church.
Sold by all druggists.
A good preventative fur Fevers, Ague
and Bilious Disorders is Dr. Canon's
Stomach and Constipation Bitten a
strictly vegetable preparation. They
tone the system, purify the Blood and
increase the appetite, and render those
taking them almost proof against dis-
ease. Should be used in every case in-
stead of pills. George Rhynas, agent for
Goderich.
WEST HURON.
Organization Meeting at Dungan-
non. ,
A meeting of the West Huron Re-
form Association will be held in Mar-
in' s Hall, Dung ado.i, on
Saturday, Feb. 4th, 1889„
at 1 o'clock p. m., for the purples of
organising for the ooasiac lection. The
meeting will be addressed by M. C.
Cameron, Eeq.,M:P.,•CoL Ross,M.P P.,
and other prominent Reformers.
TO OIYR 9IB$CRIBBRS.
-The address -label on the first page will
show each stibacriber the state of his
account with Tel. SIGNAL, and (it
may be hinted) that this is an ap-
propriate -season fur makinv sn al-
teration in the figures.
There are, other figures in our books,
also, which might very appropriate-
- ly be ad j,,ated before the end of this
month.
"( owe no mall anythieg," has been wise-
ly enjoined upon all, and this in-
junction is especially binding upon
all who do business with newspaper
men.
A word to the wise is sufficient, and we
will say no more at present, for we
detest dunning.
Dr. Carson's Pulmonary Cough Drops
are an eicellent Expectorant, loosing the
phlegm far more readily than any other
preparation. For Coughs, Colds, Bron-
chitis, Tickling in the'fhmat and Sore-
ness and Tightness of the Chest, they
have no equal. In large bottles at 50
cents, Geo. Rhynas, agent.
No eralonftsa waatAnvr Goa be given
for the merits of a cough medicine than
we offer. We say to all who wish to
use ALtse'e Lrro BAsaM, that unless
it gives entire satisfaction they mayre-
turn the bottle to us after they ve
used it 48 boon, and the money will be
cheerfully retunded. This same war- ,
ranty has been offered from the day we
offend the BAUM'S first fur sale, and we
have reeeived nothiag but praise in its it
favor from those wbo have used it.
$fusser sof Leestlle .asytmir•
Show that nine -tenths of their patients !
are brought to their condition by abases
of the geaerativeerganL A grata Baia
and Nerve food, known as Mack's Mag-
neetio Medieine,is sold by our dragguts.
and crones highly rebommsndd u an
unfailing cure in all thews diseases. See
the advertisement in another solemn.
Sold in Ooderieh by Jas. Wilson. dreg-
• gist.--Dfa
Never sweet a Cough or Cold as
they ars very apt to lead to serine• Long
mashies. Dr. Canon's Pulmonary
Co pb Drops have a wonderful erect in
relieving and curing Coughs Colds and
all •Nsetations of the Throat and Longa
As Dr Carson is a well known Canadian
physician of over 23 years weosdul
Qractice, then is little wonder that hi*
Remdi11 are lo poor with the Ca..
Wilts pnple G I• Rhroaa • .gest for
Gide
HOLMAN'S
pA73B
Operate Through
the Nerve Forces and
ist
Ir, ,t. the Circulation.
Nolman's Ague, Lover S. Stomach
irrosbbii.'s. rises. $2. Ague
snot atimeaso
Sol a" $p.v1 l '▪ ad. Adapted to
Neiman',l~«t�t'�
bors
maga '4tsrsileamingLira,
and enana.a trost.w. ay .go„
N SO's�t�1' ntns' is .R•rsfranr
f infants at Ov
Ntae,11►;;;,t r"' "r"�' 11 Vise.
NcerktrferuNwe4is ec_Kldney Pad.
•
Nei/ lane Postoralssss.Od For affections
use hn ie + Law* - 5V lot 1
N rn n'11 Abserpttv�faid at�e
on • '181sbrk,.ew basis 'Alao.�
Neicnan's AbsorPoe.tive Medlelnal
P lot Pin01,4ta rS. s Cold Pe. ne tsi4Ss
Irv* .Wst,..n. (Par pair) goo.
Absorption ealt�
S� s.?erapahmraas�ssa_sso witt
esca
lent f•»+t bath (par Ili pastaRt The
MR &ALIB��! ALL
eiii, en r $IV T$,
Tbs
AAS10Or IPI1011 PAA LI' le not "rostral"• MO seen
M Mot b,y tzpeaM st redoes" AIDASOB.
rands b sell A
Danis* l as ee�lrs l
the ,epetetbn ret it.s pmiaii.
Ow last wok Pad bore the
pt t Dt R
nose Illtsoe4 wise shove Tv lust prtnrd In gram.
[fill trate wet free os s,.peeattom AJlrsas.
,LMA* PAD CO.
P• �Q BTU= WTST. TORR TO.
PERFU MERY
YnrItsh, French and Canadian make.
SHAVING MUGS.
TOILET SETIS.
Tooth and Nail Brushes
rt=ent n Vases
CALL AADPRisCTE RG.
OODS.
J. WILSON
CHRISTMAS
GOODS
KNOCK'S
JUST RECEIVED 1ROE STOCK OF
TOYS ND FANC Y GOODS FOR THE
HOLIDAY SEASON. FULL LiNES IN
MILLINERY. SEE MY STOCK BEFORE
BUYING YOUR HOLIDAY GIFTS.
MRS. WARNOCK, Hamilton-st
Cord. Wood Wanted
1500 CORDS OF WOOD.
Dtiivered at the RailwayStation, for which
the highest cash price wil be paid.
JAS. A. McINTO(S�H,
Nov. it. 11181. 1811 rich
ENTERS
7flfl RANTED.
Lyon and Osceola.
Counties in Northwest Iowa, are
conceded to be the most beautiful
and fertile in the State. This sum-
mer we have opened upwards of
300 new farms, sinking a well,
building a oonvenient house and
roomy barn, and breaking from
60 to 100 acres on each farm.
These farina are to let on terms
that no industrious man can fail
to make profitable. Immediate
possession given. We will, if need-
ed, furnish seed for next year's
Drop. We will also furnish break-
ing to be done, for which we will
lay the regular prices. Tenants
not having teams enoughto break
with, will be supplied with a horse
or horses for that purpose, at mar-
ket price, and.the pay taken in
breaking. These farms are all sit-
uated within a fow miles of the
railroad. Apply personally or by
letter to CLOSE BROS. & CO.,
Sibley, Osceola County, Iowa
ALLAN LINE
of
ROYAL MAIL STEAMSHIPS
LIVERPOOL, LONDONDERRY, ()LAS- •
GO W.
SHORTEST SEA ROUTE.
Cabin, Intermediate and Steerage Ticket.
LOWS$T RATS*.
Steerage Paseenrs are booked to London.
Cardin Bristol. teenstown. Derry, Belfast.
Galway and Ulareow, at same rates as to
Liverpool
WINTER ARRA NGEMEZ. T.
SAILING EVERY ALTERNATE WEEK
FROM PORTLAND AND FROM BOS-
TON, CALLiNO AT HALIFAX.
POLYNESIAN, FROM BOSTON, JANUARY
lath. CALLING AT HALIFAX. JAN. 21st.
SARDINIAN, FROM PORTLAND, J A N.leth,
CALLING AT HALIFAX. JAN. 48th.
PARISIAN OM BOSTON, FEBRUARY
Ind. CALLING AT HALIFAX, FEB. (th.
PERtTVIAN. FROM PORTLAND. FEB.CALLING AT
MORAVIAN, FROMI BOSTON. FEB. 16th
('ALLING AT HALIFAX. FEB. ISM.
For tickets and every information apply to
it. ARMSTRONG.
Agent. Montreal Telegraph
Once Goderich.
1781 -km.
MIR 4 SIASON'S TRIAL.
JAMES HEALE'S
Condensed Fire Kindlers
are the best inuse doing away with cosi oil
or aMvlags Nor* kindler will born serest
adnutae. lost( wino to ignite hard wood.
They are made from the Met white reels and
will net soil ladies hands. Meld at
TWENTY CENTS PER HUNDRED.
Ne differenee in prloe$ar quality.
V)
nnt�0 17 eMst Mahoete* elegy
"wit �► co A [sesta. *" �I�w
James Neale.
Maker and seller, Goderich.
SALLOWS
Tux
MONTREAL Bt. GODERICH1
PHOTOGRA PHE ,
BEST LIGHT,
BEST PRICES, BEST ACCESSO�-
IES, BEST CUSTOMERS
BEST PICTURES,
BEST bATIS-
FACTION.
BEST EVERY THING
W. S. Hart & Co.
PROPRIETORS OF THE
Goderich
(LATE PIPER'S.)
Beg to returnberal theirthanks to the public for
year sed to stage et a tared during
epparred t ado
QRI8TINC '
on the shortest notice, or for the convenience
of parties living at a distance will exchange
grist' at their town stn
(Late W. M. Ililliani's,)
Masonic block, East 8t. Goderich.
pi -Highest price paid for wheat -Mt
AGENTS Wanted'Big Pay. Llgb
Work. Constant cmploymen
for Capital required. JAME. LEE dt Co. Mo
treat. Quebec. 1784
t
MANUFACTURED IN TORONTO.
A permanent, sure cure for Diseases, Dis-
orders and Ailments of the Kidneys. Bladder
and Secretive
tivinlltCoaptalnteoaus1gPaiSystem.
8aof
Sides. eta, U Dlsorden, Gravel, Catarrh
of the Bladder aad passages; Blights' Disease,
Diabetes; Dropsy. Pile:, Nervous Debility.
etc., etc.
Pam�yyyyhlets and testimonials caa be obtained
from ens hit lyra
Psttcae hlld's Pad, $1.30 (cures Hod-wet-
hp)eolaltor
Chronic D$.00. xR
Sole Agent, Goderich.
W. T. Bray, W t■iba
John 8. Tesoint, ]i- D- Luosaow.
De Witt Mann. M. D., Kincardine.
Watts d!Co. Minton.
J. 8. Roberts, 8enf0rtb.
G. H. Henson, BayflekL
8. 4. Hodge, Mit
The Central Drug Wore, Exeter.
H. R. Jaekaon i(ensall.
Mrs. John 11olntosh. Brucetleld.
Lawreson & Hamilton, Blyth. 1818.
UNCLE
TOM.'
JOHN PASMORE,
.e.RAMO LAUDS AM o•eiaen en
Northern Pacific R. R.
es MINNESOTA. DAKOTA.
Aro MONTANA.
BIG CROP AGAIN IN 1881
tow Pons. Wan Taft. Rxean roe isfeevi-
creaser . Iraotloto Paws AND ,nesse► TO DIITILM1L
trees rt&a n,reauurtew renews
R. M. NE*.Oarr. Own. tens air,
.aawtiNolo e.sa Or PAUL. WWI
Manufacturer of
Waggons, Crr!aes,
Rte.. Etc..
VICTORIA -St., Corner of Trafalgar.
gent for the Celvbrat -d
SEEGMILLER CHILLED PLOUGH
Cad Agrlepltural Implements.
Iso. agent forlthe
Queen's Fire & Life Ins. Co.
This Is one of the best Companies in exist-
encebeing prompt tad reliable. Information
famished cheerfully on appllcatioa-
7>! (m .NMS PA*MeaI.
GODERICH. BOILER WORKS.
Medical I3a11, Ci-oca.ericla.
P. JORDAN', Chemist and Draw
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Drugs Chemcals, Paints, Oi1t. Dye Stultk. Artlat Colors-
Patent
MIMIC Patent Medicines. Hse and t,atale Medicines. Perfumery Toilet Articles. &C.
iTPhystotass' Prescriptions carefully dispensed:11M
BOT'11'JM PRICESI
IlsTErdal, Glisstre &Romig,
OONSISTINQ- OF
NEW DINNER SETTS,NEW TOILET SETTS, NEW DESSERT SETTS, NEW
CHLNA SETTS, NEW GRANITE SETTS, NEW GLASSWARE, IN LATEST
STYLES AND PATTERNS. NEW SUGARS, NEW RAISINS, NEW CUR-
RANTS, NEW CANNED FRUIT, NEW CANNED FISH, NEW CANNED
BEEF, NEW CANNED TONGUE, NUTS, FIGS, &c., JELLIES OF ALL
KINDS, BACON, HAMS, SAUSAGE, VEGETABLES, &c., ALWAYS ON
HAND. HERBY CLIMAX KING OF FOOD FOR HORSES AND CATTLE.
Teas Wholesale and Retail, at
Gl. JEN.Ci0 311-at3CIPs
Holiday Presents
At BUTLER'S
Photo and Autograph Albums in great variety, Work Boles, Writing Desks, very
suitable for presents fir Tes.heri and Scholars.
PRESENTS FOR EVERYBODY. - ALL CAN BE SUITED.
Stook is New, very complete, and consists of Ladies' and Gents' Purses, China
Goods of all kinds, Ruby Goods, Vases in many patterns, Flower Pots,
Cups and Flowers,
China and 'Wax Dolls!
A Large Assortment. Smokers' Sundries—Merschaunt Pipes and Cigar Holden
and Brier Pipes -100 Different Styles.
School Books, Miscellaneous Books
Bibles, Prayer Books, Church Sermons, Wesuarv's Illyntn Books, Psalm Books,
Sc. , &c. —Subscriptions taken for all the best $Nouse, ScoTce,
' IRJd13, AstsaicAN and CANADIAN Papers and
cgazines at Publishers lowest
rates—now is the time
to subscribe.
A full stock of School Books, for Teachers and High and odel School Students)
All will be sold cheap, and Patrnne suited. I base a choice
and large selection of
•
Chrystal Blaci.
+ s THE BSER HWN,
Christmas and New Year s:Cards ! ANI. .ENP.TAt'CPEVT'bAN SHVEOR,
At BUTLER'S.
Don'.nion r . + ,.1 . 1 fticr
1-6:
1300TS AND SHOES.
DOWNING-.
I have great pleasure itt ; uuouncing to my cust.,mers and the public at large that
my stock of Boots and Shoes for the Fall Trade is now complete, and I would in-
vite inspection of the nine. I have been especially careful to purchase goods which
I believe will give the customers satisfaction, and do Credit to myself.
TO KILL MEN and SALT WELL MIN
New BOILSRs mad 1 . T PNM ,tssaho-
twseO en absents wawa
Yoii will Fiii N[y' Prices Loi'ei* lhdii. ll��' Low ',
As I buy in large quantities, and for Cash. Doing the largest shoe trade in the
Town, I can sell st closer prices than those who It,. a smaller
business. I would especially call the
Attention of Farmers to Y1 Stock of Long Boots and Shoes
Y kids et Itepairise esesa/d radar the
ttermsal supervision of die P-eprbtMn wire
Area
• Practical Workmen.
P. O. Box 103
17.,
Which is one of the largest to be found in any retail store in the Province. I have
on hand several cased) of the celebrated "K. &. B." Ling
Boots, which have given such
irra..mez.Se Satisfactiora. I
In the last. ()n
ORDERED WORK
We are still abreast of the times, and having a largo staff of first -crass mechanics,
I ata prepared to manufacture anything in my line to, at the +hortest notice,
in first -chis style, and of the very best. material. In conclusion. i heq to return
my sincere thanks t•o my customers for their liberal patronage in the past, and red
assured I shall d.• my utmost to deserve a continuance of the sante.
Yours respectfully-,
Cor. Eas Street ant time Square.Gnder Telt.
E DOWNING.
GET YOUR
AUCTION SALE BILLS
Oi EVERS DESCRIPTION,
TealrsVZOMit " =t11,
pR •.rewof TH>t HURON STONALI
North Street, 0e deaicb