HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-01-27, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL MAY, JAN. 27, ltd?.
TAE EFFECTS 07 CU?LIIltlle.
•r ■sees tease
airs assenbliei Mer re
roes.
A few .lays age the daughter of an
East Lockport ,old man wh. hes grown
cosifortatly weal -.off ie tie small grocery
line, was sent away to a "female adhere,'
And ee•ently aha arrived home ter the
/holiday v.ecation The old man was us
stt.mdance at the if epet whirl the train
arrived, with the L44 horse in the deliv-
ery waggon te convey his daughter and
her trunk to the house When the
train stopped, a bewitching array •d dry
goods end a widebiiwn.ed hat dashed
from the car and dung itself into the
elderly party s arm..
"Why, you superlatae pa" she ex-
claimed. "1'm so utterly glad to see
yen."
The old nun was somewhat unnerved
by the greeting, but he rec.eamised the
sealskin cloak in his grip as the iden-
tical piece of property he had paid fur
with the grey mare and he sort of squat
It up in his arcs and planted a lima
where it would do the most good with a
report that sounded abate the noises of
the depot In s brief space of time the
trunk and the attendant baggage were
Laded into the wagon, which wag sun
bumping over the hubbies toward home.
"Ps, dear," said the young Mw, sur-
veying the tam with a critical eye, "do
you consider this quite excessively be-
yond?"
"Hey!" returned the old Tuan, with a
puled air; "quite excessively beyond
what?"
"Oh, nu, pa, you don't understand
me," the daughter explained. "I mean
this waggon and horse. Do you think
they are soulful? -do you think they
could be studied apart in the light of a
symphony, or even a single poem, and
appear as intensely utter to one on re-
turning home as one could exprvs4"
The old nun twisted uneasily in his
seat and muttered something about he be-
lieved it was used for an express before he
bought it to deliver pork in, but the eon -
venation appeared to. be travell-
ing in such a lonesome direction
that he pitched the horse a resounding
crack on the rotunda, and the severe
jolting over the frozen ground prevented
further remarks.
"Oh there is that lovely and consum-
mate may" screamed the returned colleg-
iate, as they dre r up to the door, and
presently she was lost in the embrace of
a motherly woman in spectacles,
"Well, Maria, said the old man at
the supper table, as he nipped a piece of
butter off the lump with his own knife,
"an' how'd you like your school!"
"Well, there, pa, now you're ahou-I
mean I consider it too far beyond," re-
plied the daughter. it is unquenchab-
ly ineffable. The girls are so sumptu-
ously atunn;ttg-I mean grand -so in-
tense. And them the parties, the halls,
the rides -oh, the past weeks have been
one of sublime harmony."
"I a pose so -1 s pose so," nervously
assented the .old man. as he reached for
his third cup, "half full -but hew about
your hook.-reaoi. , writin'. grammar,
rule o'three-how about t:,ci..:'
"Pa' don't" exclaimed the daughter
reproachfully: "tho rule of three ' _-ram-
mer __
"It is French amid music and painting, pl man may be supposed to save money
and the divine in art that have made and sty it by for sickness or other pin-
ing school life the ex's -I mean has ren- pose., bet he canuot do this unless his
wife lets hue or helps hini. A prudent,
.t \.ate sea.
Dania was the thief jeweller of Asca-
lon, and eminently distinguished for his
e xemplary life and madly virtues. On a
certain .occasion a committee of the
elders of a Jewish congregation called
upon hint for the purpose of purchasing
precious stones with which to ornament
the ephod of the high priest. Diamonds
were the stones they sought, and having
thus informed the jeweller, they offered
him what they considered a fair prieulor
the genes. Dana told them he could not
at that time attend to then, and hal.
them call again later in the day. The
elders did not wieli to be thus put off,
and moreover they suspected that this
was only a few on the part of the jewel-
ler to increase the price of the stones.
They pe rsistedrjn the demands for im-
mediate attention. Diamonds such as
only Daina possessed were necessary to
complete the ephod, and they offered
double and treble the price they had at
first proposed. But Dams was Unmov-
able, and they finally went sway vrestly
dlsappuinted, not to say wrathful.
Later in the day the elders came again
and Duna placed before theta the dia
monde they desired, and when they had
made their selection they tendered to
him the highest price which they had
last offered. "No," said the jeweller,
"your first offer was all that the stones
are worth and that only will I take,'
"Why then," exclaimed the chief of the
e lders, "did you not close with the offer
this momuig 7' "Because," answered
Deena, "my father has the key to the
chest in which the damonis were de-
posited, and he was at that time asleep.
He is aged and infirm, and that hour's
sleep was of more worth to him than was
your increased price to me. My father
has not so many c omforta that 1 can
knowingly deprive him of a single one
of them. "
The high priest, when he had heard the
story, came to the jeweller's house, and
laid his hands upon Dame's head, and
said: "Blessed be thou by him who hath
said, 'Honorthy father and thy mother,"
and in thetimeto Dome raay thy children
honor thee as thou hath honored the
author of thy being."
TRe People Who de set IM Themselves.
"Ton much silverware at the start is a
dangerous thing for a young couple,"
n ays a modem philosopher, "for it calla
for other things to correspond, and will
keep the young man on a strain to keep
up appearances. 1 knew a pair of bran
and irons to ruin a man thirty years ago,
and he never reoovered from it, for they
called for a fender and the fender called
for a ine rug and the rug for a carpet
and the carpet for curtains and cornice,
and so on and so fourth and fifth and
sixth until he got in debt and tried to
sell his house to pay out, and couldn't
sell it, but the sheriff came along and
sold it just as easy. Extravagance and
trying to keep up with the neighbors is
the great domestic trouble in this coun-
try-. It brings on financial distress, and
thtt causes speculation and embezzle-
ment and bamboozlement, and that
ends in whiskey and suicide. There is
no security in this life but honest in-
dustry and living within one's means.
Folks who do that don't kill themselves."
dared ono unbroken flow of rythrnic bliss
- incomparably and exquisitely all
but."
The grieryman and his wife looked
hopelessly at each other across the table.
After a lonesome pause the old lady said
"How do you like the biscuits Maria?'
"They are too utter For anything."
gushed the accomplished young lady,
"and the plum preserve is aim! ly n
poem in itself."
The old man ruse abruptly from the
table, and went out i f the r•n in, nub- over to the hands of the boys of the pre-
bing his head in a dazed and benumbed sent are inheritance,ieve andaandtret readok abroad
manner and the coo entero wag dissoly• enter upon your duties.
dl. That night he and his wife sat
;done by the store until it late hour. and
at the the breakfast table the next morn-
ing he rapped smartly on his plate with
tmealsg 4'sM.-OreheMas, £g l-llrtitiun who have trityl "Tse -
1111111T," pronounce it the finest thing op
While it ie easy to take uc'Id in 1110- tit* lase of this is rth for the teeth and
summer, colds are usually re prove- breath. 5 Dont samples.
lent when low temperature prevails,
though less in clear, cold, steady winter,
than during the variable spring sad au.
tumn. Catching cold is usually the re-
sult of inequality of temperature in two
parts of the body, especially adjacent
parts, which disturbs the uniform cir-
culation of the blend 'At the place
where this diaturtrnce tamers, congestion
arises, that is, a rush of blued fruuu one
direction faster than it is carried if by
the chilled blow" vessels in the other di-
rection, and this produces serious results
if not speedily remedied. This d.aeased
oonditiou may extend over the whole
bady, affecting most severely any organ
already weak.
Thus a cold may conte flout damp or
chilled feet; from even • slight dratf of air
blowing through a crack upon one side
or portion of thebody andcolingit;from
standing near a fire or stove, and heating
one side while the other side remains
comparatively cold; from warmer cloth-
ing one part of the body than another;
froth lightly dressing the arms and low-
er limbs, or leaving them naked; from
standing over a hot register; frotn the
chilling evaporation of water or moisture
from a portion only of one's clothing; in
general, from any cause producing ine-
quality of temperature.
The causes of a cold, named, indicate
how to avoid one. Maintaining general
vigor by nourishing, well digested food
gives one power to resist an attack.
When to be especially exposed, a little
tonic, as a grain or two of quinine, taken
in advance, mar be usefuL Stimulants,
like alooholic liquors, are but s tempor-
ary aid; the reaction after the first atim.
elating effect, leaves one more subject to
take cold than if the stimulant had been
omitted. Simple remedies will usually
remove a cold, if taken promptly, before
the congestion hu produced serious dis-
organization. When struck with a sense of
ohillness, 15 to 30 drops ofaromaticspirits
of ammona, in half a tumbler. of water,
will often start a uniform circulation all
through the body, as this quickly enters
the whole blond and its stimulating.
Soaking the feet in warns water, grad-
ually adding warmer water as long as it
can be borne, draws off the blood front
all the rest of the body, and often re-
lieves congestion in any local part.
Smart friction upon any part of the
whole surface, or a uniform surface BEST EVERY TH1NG
sweating, produces like results. But in
these cases special care must be taken to
prevent after -chilling of the feet, or any �• S. Hart & Co.
other part After the feet heating. wipe j�
dry quickly and Dover them warmly.
The best remedy I have found for s
recent cold is a moderate movement of
he bowels with castor oil, or caustic, oe
other mild cathartic, such as magnesia.
This prodpces a flow of flnid, drawn
from the blood to the alimentary canal,
and thus reduces the pressure upon any
one congested point, just as drawing off
part of the water from a flooded pond
relieves pressure from a weakened dant
or embankment. This t.o be followed
by keeping the body warns and comfor-
table, and toning it un with good
frugal, thrifty woman is a crown of glory
to her husband. She helps him in all
his good resolutions: she may, by quiet
and gentle encouragement, bring out his
better qualities; and by her example she
may implant in him noble principles,
which are Cie seeds of the hivhest 1-rac-
tical virtues.
Boy ' did you ever think that this
great world, all Its wealth and woe, with
all its urines and mountains, its oceans,
seas, and rivers, steamboats and ships,
railroads, steam printing presses and
magnetic telegraphs, will soon be given
Artemis, Ward and the "Michigan gee.
meat."
In a Louisville, Ky., hotel, one day,
the handle of his knife and remarked Artemus Ward was introduced to a
"Maria, me an' seer mother have
been talkin' the thing ,over an' we're
come to the conclusion that thin boe.rdin'
colonel who had commanded a Missis-
sippi regiment in the war. Artemus, in
his way that was "childlike and bland,"
said: -"what Michigan regiment did
school business is ten utterly all hut too You command, l'oh nal Then it was
PERCHERON HORSES
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Importing and Breeding
ESTBBUSMYEBT
M. W. DUBAI & `
Wayne,(
bad , 1 west or
Dwrsag of put 117 wsawee 1N PIAL.
LIONS .1ND maims laws been ansperte/
brow Prose se M4 esinidisainsesr, brine
▪ RE r too M MM*1.1 other
Nert ef
wAer /w re Norms /re
eU porta W'rrropo for oily ewe Joon
Oae-It/ta of the entire _I.r d fes eve.
..t FreiiIk serer* in Amoeba ansa a seen=
lea tarts Hee ImncrteU. s have 'aniseed tbs
Prts. Winners of the a»tserwal jap.N.
Parts,, VIM and nearly all W Mie Rwsss
W the Gnat %Rowe of Dims, slam W Comae.
taboos began. They aro seared e1 Ib. honors
. t tta. Caresankr, rut • end, at the Oi
rChanson Centro 1 I1, Mr. Dwwfi
s*racrd
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trees. Order •' CALTALOOTIE X. -
WIRY L&H42 BRIZIDZR
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anal A t11111tsyeest inArt�
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PHOTOGRAPHER,
MONTREAL St. GODERICH
BEST LIGHT,
BEST PRICES, BEST ACCESSOR-
IES, BEST CUSTOMERS
BEST PICTURES,
BEST SATIS-
FACTION.
that the Colonel spun like a top and
much nonsense. Me and her consider I swore like a sailor. until pacified auf8-
that we haven't lived sixty odd consum-
mate years for the purpose of raisin a
curiosity, and there's going to be a at op
put to this unquenchable Foolishness.
Now. aster you've finished that poem of
fried sausage an that symphony of twist-
ed dough -nut, you take an' dust up
stain in less an' two seconds. an' peel
off that fancy gown an' help your mother
or a simple tonic like quinine. "Feed-
ing a cold" prior to taking a cathartic, is AG•
ENTS tyanted. BIR Pay. Lt:R
the worstptesible treatment. It is only Work. Constant employmen
adding material to increase the conges- i rtrealapiQuebec-hired, James Les sci e'oi Mo
tion. --Ainericen Agriculturist.
PROPRIETORS OF THE
Goderich Mills
iLATE PIPER'S.)
Beg to return their thanks to the puhlic for
the ilteersl patroti.ge received durng the past
year, cad to state they are prepared to do
C+RISTINC+
on the shortest notice, or for the convenience
of parties tiring at a distance will exchange
grist at their town store
(Late W. M. Hilliard',,)
Masonic block, East St. Goderich.
y3r-Highest price paid for whoat.'.se
ciently th hear en explanation. Arte -
mus, with surprise, obterved "that he
was always getting things nixed about
the war.' It is always unfortunate to
get things mixed, but never more so,
than when one is sick. Then it is that
the right thing in the right place is
wanted mere than at another time in
life, er under any other circumstances.
It is a pleasure for um to note to thisain-
nectinn, the experience of our esteemed
to wash dishes. b want it distinctly un- fellow citizen, Colonel Rafnttel H. Tay-
derstnod that there ain't going to be no inr, who, as is well known, does not get
more rythmic foolishness to this house things mixed In a recent cnmmunlo-
tion he writes -"i do hereby certify
oohing as your superlative pa, an your that 1 snffred very much from rheumat -'
lovely an consummate ma's rennin' the um and neuralgia dunng the fall of
rancho Yon hear me. Maris t.. 1879, and tried many remedies with
little if any good results i had heard
of St. Jacobs Oil. and concluded to try
AA good preventative For Revere. Ague it; more u en experiment than with any
and Rtltnua i)setdeta to Dr Canon's hope of good results i can with great
titnmarh and ('nnstioattos Bitters a pleasure command it to ethers, for the
strictly vegetable preparation. They reawiit that 1 know it curd me Such
toss the system, purify the Blood and
increase the appetite, and render those
taking thema�lyw,t+,ntgatt proof against dis-
ease %meld he need in every ease in-
stead of pills felonry. Rhyne". agent Corr
(irsierieh
Much of the happiness of life depends
on our outward demeanor. We all have
experienced the charm of gentle and
courteous conduct: we have drawn irre-
sistibly toward those who are obliging,
affable and sympathetic in their demea-
nor. Tho friendly grasp, the warm wel-
come, the cheery tone, the encouraging
word, the respectful manner, bear no
small share in creating the joy of life,
while the austere tone, the stern rebuke,
the sharp and acrid remark, the cold
and indifferent manner, the curt and
disrespectful air, the supercilious and
scornful bearing, are responsible for
more human distress, despair and woe -
than their transient natures might seem
to warrant
I
t has Completely Cured Ms of
Dyspepsia.
Montreal, Que.. 90th Oi:(ober, 11/47.
HOLAL4M LI VIER PAI) CO.:
OmerlitMRN, -I have worn one of your Liv
AT P14. for about le lays and 1t has rnmptete tole Agent. Oodrrlch.
tweaks 1p cured me of a very had attack of dyspepsia), ti'. T. Xray. N'inRbum.
After Irtng ranee used, the Pad fete It- Tennant, John N. Tant, M. 1). Locanow,
self and lea genuine cure for the wont Dees of
Ayspepsia. heartily nWitt MartTenn t► M. 10.. Klacardlnr.r»mno.nA it to .11 my Watts A, ('o. Clinton.
Mends suffer? from the above, J. P. Rntoertw, s..fnrth.
Res oily ours. lie H. Henson Ilayttetd.
M. iIA�RD. Y10 at. Jsm^sPtteet S. A. Hedge, MlteMrl.
The Central Drug Store, Exeter.
H. R. Jsck.nn Ifensall.
Mrs. John McIntosh. ItrnreA.ld.
I.wra.on Si Hamilton, Myth.
Mei..ica 1 Hall, C+odeerich
F. i JORDBN, Chemist sad
Wholmale
end tent Mediclnes.Hone ander to rfettle Medicine*. Perfumery TChemcals, Paints, oilet Articles, `c Colors.
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Teas Wholesale and Retail, at
4Ur1..41C,L3COM
Holiday Presents
At BUTLER'S
Photo and Autogrsi,h Albums in great nasty, Work Boxes, Writing Desks, very
suitable for presents for teachers and Scholars.
PRESENTS FOR EVERYBODY. - ALL CAN BE SUITED.
Stock is New, very .omplete, and eotbMida of Ladies' and Gents' Purses, China
Goods of all loads, Ruby Anode, Veers in many patterns, Flower Pots,
Caps and Flowers,
China and Wax Do11a1
A Large Assortment- Smokers' Sundries-Merschaum Pipes and Cigar Holden
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A permanent, sure cure for Diseases, Dis-
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Diabetes. Dropsy, 1'111 Nervous Debility,
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Pamphlet,' and testimonials can he obtained
from Druggists tree.
Pause ('hind's Pad,$1.30 lcurea Fled -wet-
ting Ituular Pad,
�n••gg1.00. Special Pad for
Chronic ilseaaea, WO. Sold by
Joon L.Joon1* L
an emphatic endorsement Doming from
nue 'if the very forgone.. lawyers of our
state. well and widely known, mrrtms
with it a degree of importarni and sag
`eetiveness, which canna he ()remelt'
.n.•owt f Wsehtngt..n 'Tod (rite
I Hale Worn the Pad for Only
two Weeks.
Halifax. N. S. Nov. 14111.1577•
Hof, Md .\ (1I'SR Pal) (•t)
(lawman:v. 1 wish to M•'.• to you what
the Holman Liver Pad mid Pierer which 1
bought from youhave done for me 1 aufhreA
.ev.ral years all the horrors of indigestion and
dyspepeits. with weak Irak and severe pain
is the r*glon of the kidneys, and though 1 had
tried nearly all the many medicine ed wartime). i
for my trouble i grit 1ltt1e or no relief and re
pldl] grew wares. maul 1 was finally diarmur
aged and decided that l must give up my alt
nation es i eeuld not do the work required of
rte. hooklly few sae T sew a notice of your
PM. I cad bought one. thong}) 1 mast
.ay iota very little faith, feeling that It was
erdbably .iotas humbug. 1 save worn It
wily .toot two week' and I can truly and
thankfully that 1 think an prnsaa.ntly
end raved My � bas re-
turned my e. see alt saae. my s .U*. i
std ,.a4 1 eau sea w A i wiM tA
rt. hurting me in .host. i heel Mk.. awn
mac the ohmage la steeply ereader el, .sed my
Mende are eat�mtnTee mors me prselasnnaaet
Im
snarl appears�s
kwg1 vera to the rhd, the 'little neunnea masa
Moonie - 1'1tM I eco./? w (inrriok M
1511.
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