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The Huron Signal, 1881-12-30, Page 2TH1, HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY DEC. 0, 1881. the Poet's tomer.,•• w»ttt..-IsakeeK a • SHE NNW merrIR. The Ilsadelase. I l W.tbee, who travels the roadies Wel Hoek, tar d.tla' the candidate: eau Pat weasel, .1 human woes - Natty he owes and late he goes. H. greets the woman with courtly grace. lie knees the baby's dirty hoe, He eallethr.ag►jie fetes the homer at work. H. tons the m.robaat, be bow lis. elsrk. The bl.ekemita. whale his anvil rt g.. He greats, awl Min the suit he sings: Howdy. howdy. •howdy do 1 How le your w14 sad how ass You/ Ah I it tits my ilei as no other oaa, The horny band or the workingman. Brothers who labor early and late, Ask thaw Wasp of the candidate: What Is his reeeedt Bow does be stand At home; no matter about his hand, Be it hard or soft, so it be not prone To else over mosey net his own. Hse be to view no thieving plant Is he bowel and capable i -b. is our mac. .Cheer seek sone u the welkin rings. , Joie 1n the chorus when thus he sings: Howdy, howdy, howdy do I How is your wife and how are you 1 Ab! it fits my fist as no other can, The horny hand of the workingman. SY INA•]I Sas wA bane E. wap else was nes a leseep aS sort. A masa ones a viaeyard which did sot bring him tett fur his porridge, much Ws wine enough to drink. Why ! The bad weather was to blame. Ona be west into the vineyard and said, half aloud, "If I told' but regulate the weather for a single summer ! Scarcely had he uttered the words be- fore a beautiful boy appeared before him, eying, 'Your wish is fulfilled !' How happy was the man ! First he made the sun shine bright and warm; then he made it rain, and so on, until ho thought it was Hue growing weather for his vines. At last the grape gathering began; every vine was loaded with grapes just as he had desired it to be. The Loewe neut. The following liner from the Moira! Her- ald to other places besides the city when they were written: - The encore fiend is in his seat. Inspiring all with dread, Demanding still, "repeat. repeat !" To all compassion dead. The singers look a mute appeal - 'Ob. may we yet be gone r Still does his breast no mercy feel, Still his applause goes on. He shouts until his voice L hoarse. His clapping naught abater: He buys at every lecture course Concerts at wholesale rates. When comes • burst of thunder sound, The encore fiend tie' he ! He gaaus.smtllagly around. And gets the next piece tree. Oh, wondrous man of horny hand : Who dame reproach to speak 1 How great, ineffable and grand Is thy colossal cheek ! They were seated together, side by side, on a sofa, tit the most approved lover faahion-hia arm encircling her waist, dec, "LizsII," he said, "you must have read my heart ere this; you must know how dearly I love you." "Yes, Fred, you bave certainly been very attentive," said Iain. "But Lizzie, darling, do you love me 1 Win you be my wife!' "Your wife, Fred! Of all things; no ! No, indeed, nor any one else's" "Lizzie, what do you mean?" "Just what I say, Fred. I've two married sisters." "Certainly,. and Mrs. Hopkins and But, but, but -when he tasted the Mrs. Skinner have very good husbands, grapea, one after another, he was ready I believe." to faint, they were all dreadfully sour. "So people say; but I wouldn't like to 'Then the beautiful bey appeared to stand in either May's or Nell s shoes, him again, and said, that's all." 'See, 0 man, how your wish has been "Lizzie you,tatuaish me." fulfilled ! You ordered surd and rain pru- "Look here, Fred; I've had over dently enough, but you/orgot the wind. twenty-five sleigh -rides this winter, Man should never be presumptuous, and thanks to you and my other gentleman try to act more wisely than the All -wise friends." Fred winced a little here, whether at the remembrance of that unpaid livery bill, or the idea of Lizzie sleighing with her other gentlemen friends, I cannot positively answer. "How many do you think my sisters have had! Not the sign of one, either of them. Such pretty girls as May and Nell were, too; and so much attention as they used to have :" Now, Lizzie-" "I am fond of going to the theatre oc- casionally, as well as a lecture or concert sometimes, and I shouldn't like it if I proposed attending any such entertain- ment to be invariably told that times were hard and my husband :couldn't afford it, and then to have him sneak off alone. "And then, if once in a dog's age he d id condescend to go with me anywhere in the evening, I shouldn't like to be left to pick my way along the slippery places at the risk of breaking my neck,he walk- ing along unconsciously by my side. I'm of a dependent, clinging nature, and I need the protection of a strong arm." "Lizzie, this is all nonsense." • "I'm the youngest in our family, and flab Base Pee Islas. We have Slade arrangements to ch* TiES SIGNAL with the leading city week- lies at the following rates : SIGNAL AND .' $2.25 SIGNAL AND ADVENTURE,.. , 2.60 SIONAI,.ANi i AIt 2.26 SIGNAL AND RC1I►L CANADIAN,2.26 SIGNAL AND CANADIAN FARMS*, 2.26 SIGNAL AND CANADA PILESIMl<auAN 3.00 God.' So the man went quietly home, and ever afterward left the ruling of the weather to God. After that he usually had fine weather and plenty of sweet grapes -but not always. The talk Crosier. Ottawa, December 22. -The following is the text of the ircular cissued by the Finance Minister, concerning which Mr. i Buchanan, the General Manager of the Bank of Montreal, has been in conaulta- ' tion to -day: - The Finance Minister, at the request of Treasury Board, has direete 1 the fol- lowing under the authority of owing r o ' The e.rt.1levlval tku'L Needed. I the Act 43 Vic., chap. 22. sec. 40, to be The revival which we need is not only furnished immediately to thii depart- & revival of sounder scriptural preaching, but a revival of truly Christian firing. We have had quite a surfeit of the re- ligion which lux orates in the devriut fer- vors of the prayer -meeting and the camp- ground, which sinita sweet hymns and applauds sweet sermons, and then goes off to its money -grasping and .its pleas- ure -waking, and pandering to self and sin. God forbid that we speak lightly of true spiritual emotion. But the Chris- tianity which Christ demands is some- thing deeper than a song, a sermon, or a sacrament. It ie.the holy and humble imitation of Himself. The revival then which we need is a revival of the religion which keeps God's commandments; which tells the truth and sticks to its promises; which .pays twenty shillings to the pound;- which cares mare for a good character than a fine coat: which votes at the ballot] box in the mum direction that it prays: which denies ungodly lusts, and which can be trusted in every stress of tempt- ation. A revival which will sweeten our homes and chasten our press and purify our politics and cleanse our business and cominerce from r. guery and rottenness would be • boom from heaven. A re- vival which will bring not only a Bible knowledge but a Bi''' e4e..nierte4, to all is what the land is dying for. The world's sorest want to day is more Christ - like men and women. The preaching it needs is- r.1 ire sr nacos i" .moo... -[Dr. Cuyler. A Hint t. Yeas' caltaats. ment and marked private and confident- ial. 1. Returns of notes and bills discount- ed overdue and not specially secured, with names of endorsers, together with all details thereof. 2. Returns of 'notes and other debts secured by real estate, or by deposit of or lien on stock or other securities, and all details thereof. -3. Qther assets not included under the 1 I know it would break my heart to have foregoing heads. my husband vent all his ill -temper 4. Advances on which stocks or bonds I which he conceals from the world on my defenceless head.' "But, Lizzie, I promise you that I-" "l) yes, Fred; •I know what you are going to say -that you will be different; but May and Nell have told nue time and again that no better husbands than theirs ever lived. No, Fred; as • lover you are just perfect, and I shall hate awfully to give you up. Still, if you are bent un • marrying, there are plenty of stocks which .are held as collateral or girls who have no married sisters, or otherwise by the bank on which advan- 1 who are not wise enough to profit by their example if they have. And don't fret about me, for I've no doubt I can find some one to take your place-" But before Lizxie had concluded Fred made for the door, muttering something "unmen6ionable to ears polite." "There!" exclaimed Lizzie, as the door closed with a bang, "I knew he was no better than the rest. That's the way John and Alex swear and slam doors when things don't just go right. He'd make a bear of a husband; but I'm sorry It is not wise to aim at ilmpossibilities:1 he came to the point so soon for Le was it is a waste of powder to fire at the man -1 just a splendid Leath." in the moon. - Give your money to Enols sooner than *by be Weeldiet Trust MIm, let rogues wheedle you out of it Holman's PAR A -o -G -TEE DUjNZOP oms Stasi Abgotion through the Nerve Forces send the Com -on. Dr. 110LIIAS'S PAD u ON ORIOINAL AND ONLY GENUINE CURATIVE PAD. the cab nm.d, slat has au h.nsstij-acquired right to urs the ti :e mord "PAD" is emsection with a treat - isms for Melanie Wastes of the STOMACH. LIVER. SPLEEN. ad MALARIAL BLOOD PO'CON:NO :..ti.1: 1N'' Pet74 has ouch torplete control over 1.. nswt persistent GH. ONTO DISEASES d the STOMACH sed LIVER, Melodist INDIGESTION. all forms 4 DYSPEPSIA. BILIOUS and SICK HEADACHES, NERVOUS PROSTRATION sad SLEEPLESSNESS. ss M AMPLY justify W eminent Professor La.taW 5 sasNiaat : -IT IS NEASIR A UNiVNSSAL PANACEA THAN ANYTHING 1N MEDICINE! SEWARR OF BOGUS AND IMITATION PADS. EAOM anima HOLMAN PAD bean the PRIVATE REVENUE STAMP of Gs not. MAN PAD COMPANY, being the shore 'hods Mart tinted 1s gree. FOR BALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS, Or seal by nail, postpaid. se rsesipt M 82.60. YVLL .18EA1ISE SENT FEEL HOLMAN PAD CO., 71 ICING STREET WEST, TORONTO. consultation Fro: Sdtstes rooms tar the ramp Stan of Indy patients Be aware oa the young Iady with the canvas -work at this ,season. There Is one in a uci_!iboring town who ' has forty 'or :it•. admirers. For each of these she h is 1,.,ught the canvas for slip- pers, all . f a pattern, the making mf which she has 1,ased out to an ancient colored seamstress, while she has kept the forty•tirst Ihir herself in the parlor where she can lit •• them on hand when- ever one of her 1 ,t'ers calls. Of course the young man :Leeks for whom she is working these pnet'y slippers, and she replies with that bewitching droop of the eye -lids, whir'.: .s one part modesty and two parts wink: "On, they're a Christmas present t..r asgatglemen friend of mine." Then tier infatuated youth goes off and buyi 1. s seal -skin jacket, or a pair of ear n,:z, •...r an easy chair. for his Christina: gilt. She will bestow on each of her ad..r ors a pair of slippers worked by the t"1. ve.i seamstress and footed by a Germ cn shoe -maker with one eye, each amain: her on an average we..Th, while obis estimates that her pre- amble will not rte DKr adorer. The pear she is working herself will be presented to a dry -goods clerk in a■ adjoining sewn, to whom she was w rrtlp married Inst September. It is thus that woman tiles with the anblest aspirations of the busman soot MACE'/ MAsNITR' Mant.'INS r as ou- tselling food for the Brain an.I Nerves, sad by its rejuvenating effect on the.. organs sever fails to core nervous et- bawtion and all weakneasee.•s of the ruties ergs. 8ss advertisement otb.r eeiaten. Sold is Goderich by Jas Wilson, Druggist. Au."N. LONG BALSAO.--is warranted to break up the motet $roshipsorne eolith ie an incredibly short time There is Iso remedy that can .hew m , t dome of corporation, Dominion, Provincial, British, or foreign public securities other than Canadian are held as securities: 5. The name of every head clerk, transfer clerk, and clerks generally em- ployed in the Bank of Montreal and the branches thereof, and his duties. 6. The name of every employee of the bank either in Mlentreal or branches, who holds personally or in trust bank ces have, been made. Jobs M.aghwa's Proverb**. Never offer a looking -glass to a blind man. If a man e,a sa proud that he will not see his faults, he will only quarrel with you for pointing them out to him. Many preachers are good tailors spoil- ed, and capital shoetnakers turned out . f proper calling. -4-48 NOW RZCEIVDiO Fall and Winter Goods In ilentleaseo's Wear, which he will make up in First -Clan Style at Very Low Rates. 1882. I-larper's Weekly. ILLUSTRbTFD_ Ha r s Weekly stands at the head of Am- erican illustrated weekly journals. By Pte un- partisan position in ppoolitics, its admirable il- lustrations, its carefully chosen oriels. short stories, sketches. and Wens. contributed by the foremost artists and authors of the day. it carries instruction and entertainment to thou- sands of American homes. . It will always be the aim of the publishers w mate Harper's Weekly the most popular and attractive family newspaper In the world. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. Men willingly pour water into a full tub, and give feasts to those who are not hungry, because they look to have as good or better in return. To see plum pudding in the imam is a far more cheerful habit than croaking at everying like a two"' legged frog. Never say die until You are dead, and then it's no use, so let it alone. He pulls a long rope who waits for another -s death. He that waits for dead men's shoes may long go barefoot. Men who strike in their anger gener- ally miss the mark. No man's lot is fully known till he is deal. Tragi L.veltsess. A printer recently walked into a cer- tain business house on his rounds to learn who desired anything in the way of advertisements, and noticed that a drummer stood by the counter with his sample valises ready to open. "Anything you want t.. say in the paper this week t" enquired the printer at the nzan behind the counter. "No" said the business :'i man; 1 dont beltewe in advertising; 1 wouldn't give a cent for any amount of advertis. ing.' The drummer waited until was half way to the door, taking up his sample valises, "Well that lets me out. I to sell nn time to any min the printer and slowly retnarked: do not pre wh., in this age does not believe in advertising. 1 prefer t., deal with live men. When.' want to strike up a trade with a dead It is not your py dress, your expen- sive shawls or your golden fingers that attract the attention of men of sense. They look beyond these. It is your character they study. 11 you are tri- lling and loose in your conversation - no matter if you ate beautiful as an an- gel-yos hare no attraction for them. man, I will go to the graveyard and swamp tombstone.. t i..od day, sir." • (Twee tee troop. Apply Mnuel saturated with Hag- vard's Yellow Oil and administer the Oil internally on a little sugar as direct- ed on the bottle. fellow OOil cures Rheumatism, Borns, Scalds, Chilblaaine, Lameness, and all flesh 'emends. A11 h is the true loneliness of your natures dealers *aPply it, price 26 erst& tb•twinsand ooattnweeto retain the affec- tions of the heart. Yung ladies sadly Whooping enseph, miss it who labor to improve their out- P1ens P. GMIte. tgrmrrh Preprt.ter of the ward kooks, wbde bestow ant a tt..rierde w. Hpweet l lased•. y Sevetul na•oaths arises m), thought nn their minds. Fools may he ten years of age, sea taken with won by gewgaws, and the fashionable in g weigh in • vve*rryy aggravated ferny by showy drosses; but the wise and sub- and nothing we sold do 1"r hen .excised edatisl are never naught by suck traps. I any way se, relieve her brain iWe b*your drew. L'w at ktetgtA deeid*d b tri a 1Da. Let modesty plena Weenies Baa OF N ILD CuBSav Is ant and agreeable language, awl thosgh three hose after *he had announced meed you may not be courted by the fop and lewithsn a Area dry. she iwas eand in nti►e the Py, the rued and truly rr+.at. will erred, and is now well. I have sines m- ine, !nee to linger is your Meps commended the i1AtwAO to many of my + neighbors, wh, have need it, and in no than this n of .t YoM had better leant If', nun ser t ter ease have 1 kn• son o feu l n HARI'ER'al MAGAZINE HARPER'S BAZAR t 00 The THREE above publications 10 00 Any TWO above named 7 00 HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE..... 1 M IIA ItPER'S MAG.AZIN E Ready -Made Clothing, In Great Varlet) as usual. Call and Inspect. 4400 HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE i 500 HARPER'S FRANKLIN SQUARE LI- BRARY, one year 0.2 10 00 Postage free to all subscribers is the United States or Canada. The Volumes of the Weekly begin with the first Number for January of each year. When no time is mentioned, it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next atter the receipt of order. The last Twelve Annual Volumes of DAR - Poi+ WEEKLY. in neat cloth binding, will be sent by mail. postage paid. or by express. free of expense l rovided the freight does not ex- ceed one dollar per volume!. for $7.00 each. Cloth lases for each volume. suitable for binding will be sent by mail, postpaid. ori re- ceipt of 41.00 each. Remittances should be made by Post Office Money Order or Draft. to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this adrertiar- ment u-ethoed the express order of IIARPOR A: BRortt KIui. Address NAHPEI l •leTwa•$. New York. NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO SAVE MONEY 1.; going to T A 1\ S GREAT CLEARING SALE of all kinds of Furniture, Pictures and Picture Frames, wake, will commenceon the 6th OF OCTOBER f and continue until sold out as he intends giving up business and ret urnhg to the North-west. ,. Great bargains and wonderful reductions in CUPBOARDS. TABLES. 111.41119. Mai-STE-Ds. BURIAL'S WASHST.1NUS. 1.0l'NGF.8, and all other kinds of furniture. Lumber and cordwood sad all farm produce taken tit ex- change. Remember the old stand opposite Watson. Baker) Taos. G_ mall_ Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock. C}. BARRY CAIIIIIET MAW AND IJNI3ERT 1882.• IIarper's Magazine. ILLUSTRATED_ "Always ,tried, always good. always im- proving. ('l1AHttis FitaNeis ADAMS, Jr. Harp, r', tifuya:ins. the Illaet popular Illus- trated periodical in the world. begins Its sixty fourth volume with the December Number. It represents what i, best in American litera- ture and art; and its marked success in Eng- Iand-where it has already • circulatiun larg- er than that of any English t".Kazine of Gic wane class -has browgh. into its service the most eminent writers and artists of Great Bri- tain. The forthcoming volumes for INV will in every respect surpass their redeceseors. HARF ER'Se PERIO LS. 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Analytical. and I laastfleti. for Volumes I to 00, in:•Insite. from June, 1S3e. to June. IMO. one ver! ern, Cloth. et .On. Remittances (mid be made by Poet Once Mloney t Order or Draft. to avoid chance of Ions. .S'rw•ep1rreprrn ere sof to ropy thisadrerttstr- ner.l nithowl the express enter of !Lineal' near' k Banti alts. Addrw ■A•PER t MATE Naw York. Hamilton Street, Goderich. A good assortment of Kitchen. lied -room, Dining Room and Parlor Furniture, such u Ta bles, Chairs Blair, cane and wood seated*, Cupboards, Bed -steads. Mattresses, blah -stag Lounges. Sofas,What-Nota. Looking Glasses. N. B. -A complete assortment of Coffins and Shrouds always on hand, also Hearses for k at reasonable rates. Picture Framiu¢ a specialty. -A call solicited. 1751 MU FOR 1881. Tbaaking the public for past favors. 1 take 4.•wre la stating that I have ea hand • brae' stark than ever before d shier t. Barley. Peas, Black and White %ate. Tares. Clever. sad issesby: slew Pea Ties Mover. AMke. Lower And Lewis Owes, A Brat dame sweetmeat.1 YIELD. GAMIN and F1.OQaR 11DIIDS elected with great ears frees the base seed ewes to the oisetry. Call sad see. We fp the best sad most geode* seed we vas perches. COMPTON'S SURPRISE CORM, TIN* best geld eon yet la _GOON ell okm kept esasesatiy ea bated enbYO'4 M ins% Asa riNinti8I reAl •'lata• 1R..R'"- . -i Flarrriers Attention.! . I Barbed Fence Wire contracted for In ally quantity at very lowest prices. SELL EITHER 2 OR 4 BARBED FENCE WIRE. ire 4111, t.4rb gnlu anixed after beng twisted which cannot acsleof. Use Barbed 'Wire for Fences. NO SNOW DRIFTS NO WEEDS- NO WASTE IANDS.-t 1772, For sale by G. H. PARSONS, CHEAP stARDWARE, OODKRICH. Ayer's Hair Vigor, FOR RESTORING GRAY HAIR TO ITS NATURAL VITALITY AND COLOR. IT is a most agreeable dressing, which is at once harmless and effectual, for preserving the hair. It restores, with the gloss and freshness of youth. faded or gray, light, and red hair, to a rich brown, or deep black, u may be desired. By its use thin hair is thickened. and baldness often though not always cured. It checks falling of the hair immedi- ately, and causes a new growth in all cases where the glands are not decayed; while to brachy, weak, of otherwise diseased hair, it imparts vitality aid strength, and renders 1t pliable. The Vieoa cleanses the scalp, cures and prevents the formation of dandruff; and, by its cooling. stimulating. and soothing properties, it heals meet B not all of the humors and diseases peculiar to the scalp, keeping it enol, elem. sad soh, under which readiness disuses .1 the scalp sod hair are impossible. Aa a Draining tar Ladies' Hair The 'mon Is ineowparable. 1t is color- less, sauteing neither d1 sir dye, and win not soil white ea/nbrie. It Impute an agreeable Ind lasting perfume, and as an article for the toilet it Is eroaossi. sal and unsnrpas.ed in its 'stellate*. PREPARED SY 0R. I. C. AYER & CO.. Pennies! end 4nalvtl.val cheealst& MA. taps.., reponse the two. t.. •••••/•••••1 ITB REM DT FOR CORING CONSUMPTION, COUQHS, GOLDS, A8THXA, CROUP, A11 Disease* of the Threat, Lungs sad Pslmeaary Organs. EY 17e rArrarrI. rsa eswst1EP77011 sou Bsal MUD Whoa other R.medles and Phyrieiw have mea failed to *Beet • sun. Xcp.*., I• V.pavtru y w s Alts oyer 1t • cool trial. h .war /•w7s re bier relief. 11s an 1QPIC'I'OIIL ! it to as Dg.sl. it is bumisss r the Hest Dualist. AIM. a osart•slw. a» OII rx ke wig Aar•. Strsebser see sssb bstM• eels Iso alt To BUILDERS._ KINTAIL BRICK TARD, A vttaatIty et good *bite brisk se bead an he sale at reasonable rates. The sntsarlher is new carry!ng on the briek bamboo at the Mahn kiln.,.. will promptMost Ston (Mien twhir% may be seat rhos th ha of err Owe Quality. andthe term ar.brickrsasrmebt• Address I for tea owl es of is her stn co tet ev lis is ay RI Pr tl d r c b .1 t