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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1881-12-23, Page 2l THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY DEC. 23, 1881. She Poet's itorner. A Baby Cordage la lbs Hall. Like Mahler, Like Man. Never lease 1 p. - if you are suffering with low and de- (.ederlek Skated. A iwb., carria,o to the hall. HTTGT-� �TTNL01� 3Ir. John A. Macduuell, who figured lensed s}ohits, lass of a'petite, general I , on the floor of the ebilit • diwrderwl bloa.o� weak cututi- happi tat piece f furniture that any 1 H f Oo I > At e .And rrosslIIthe MaGtlead came into our orable excep tt* u cat favor of the cradle. town; • That baby cerria;e moans a home. Ile found the inhabitants cheerful a.:d healthy I \\ Ithuut Il, only a place to stay in. y For .Mar rraaunr Guderich loan gained it* I with new life; strength activity will re- reauwn. ! It means a ".fear little dimpled dart- tate other day, he laid dew, this lofty pr u p e, the more our parry is in the wrong the more we should slick to it." The "young men" who were present-- whow average age according to a Toron- to c, attempt,' ary, was 48 years, 11 months and N days -loudly 'applauded this de- claration of principle. Mune years ago, Sir John A. Macdonald declared that he did nut care a ---- fur supporters who struck to him when wrong. The leader's teaching has had its natural effect upon s' his felluwers. There is just one little ✓ difficulty in the matter, however-5Sir John and his thick and thin supporters have lust the power of distinguishing be- tween right and wrung in things puliti- e cause u tum ens 18 NOW RECEIVINI: Hutea. a atsaysr.- .was uttering in house can Lo sat, a w;tys nuking an hon- las the rowdy assailant of He , Mr. Hun- tetion, headache, or any diswtre of a �- bihous stature, by all moans procure a tittgton, knows his duty t his leader bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be well• At a meeting held to organize a surprised to SW the rapid improvement Fall Young Mens Conservative Assvtiation that will follow; you will buius fired Ile stayed for sometime, for he tound a w,trtu welcome. He visited places of Interest to all. lie walked round the square. sed taw many merchants \\'hose goods in their windows invited a call lie travelled up North Street, he passed three large churches, Ile boked to the front the tine t Iver to view, And Beyond that he saw II. Y. Attrill'e great mansion, While tar to the left was the lake. deepen"' blue. He turned ie the right. he pool Gloucester Terrace. Ile passed Goderich jail, again turned to the right. Came down 'long Victoria Street, peeled t ao more churches, Went on while he could. and then terne-I to the right. Ile passed on his right hand• one street. cat oho next one A fine large brie: building arrested his view. Ile entered to see for what 'tw-as intended. But when he *min 'twits the High School he knew. When tired and Wanting to find where to rest hits, lie heard of hotels, there were no less than ten; If hungry he 'night have his choice from four bakers, Ur else have hie ctwice from tour restaurant men. After being refreshed, he went down the \Vest Street Till he came to tike Park 11ouee. then went in the gate, And across to the bank, where a sight met his vision That he'll mind if he lives to be eighty and tight. Su( h a beautifulsight f i can scarcely describe it, The harbor, the mill. and the piers, and the lake. The steamers. the schooner, the tags and the fish boats, vv-hich in summer the -trout and other fish take. These and other things kept his sight filed upon then. For hours; theft'turning lis went to the street That leads to the Court House; and after the salt welt Were inspected. he reckoned bisvisit coin- plete. When h:s btutne -. :n (:oderteh at :est was transacted He hurried up East $tree to get on the trsih; But on leaving he made up hie mind that it ever He'd tune, he would visit old Gorierieh again. Ile also resolved that if ever he tired 1/t living the life of & bachelor. he - Would come and tai: soft to • fair Goder:eh lady, He'd wed her. 'anti then. '0! how happy they'd hies • • Bu: when he comes here fur that verypur- iew Bell find 11 hard stork Just to.' make try his mind - \t-hich one be would rather hare for bis -own darling. Became for good Looks their bcat'p hard to find. • When that is decided still there will he trouble Which one of eight preachers be orght to employ To join then[ to wedlock, and whi'clt of three papc}s Will le the flet one for to publish his joy. • If ci•er this happen t.-wa hope he will no: give The bobbies a chance to raise him (nem toe ditt h. Nor the fifty odd lawyers, by working up law. suits, And pleading divon, s, a chance to get rich. A ihorn(' STUDENT. sig ata es sun. t ne a t to time when it hasn't got the colic. It means a happy mother, whose life is filled with all tender care, all serest responsibilities, all woiliderful I..ei•ea fur the future. It means a father that holds his head up among shun with the grandest dig- nity that any ratan may know. To mother it is "baby." To father it is "my boy." That baby carriage in the hall wean all the wealth of rosy hours as moths sings lullaby. Lungs -perhaps, ush my dear, Ile still and slumber, hely angels guava thy bed.' 1'; Len all the time she is the ange (luta apponnted to guard it, as none of al high heav'en's host could do. It means a word of plsns and project which all centre in that one little life. It means a father who studies his bank balance with wonderful diligence, for "My son must have a good educa- tion, and a good start •in life," you know. And he goes home and catches the laughing toldler up, and reddens the dimples with his whiskers,and then puts tiny stardy little twelve -month's old on his feet, sets him at his a, b, c, of walk- ing itddressine him with comical dignity, "Nell, Governor, where shall we go now ? And although he only called him "Governor," the mother's hear i says - and the father wouldn't deny 'it were she to put it in words --that more likely it will be president, in that dim, beauti- ful and certainly very .grand future: Her choice, though. would be that he should he t .u,l ::tan and a happy one. - Between„them both they parcel out for his manhood's years all that makes life worth the living.• That bat'v carsit',e in thehill means a good deal. does it not ! It means everything to the father and mother. It means more titan can be told. If you Mire such a piece of furniture in use you know all about it. If you haven't, it's a waste of raw Ma- terial to bother with you. ' 1 cal. -[Stratford Beacon. Me Wad tense Reya. $ A Straight Answer Wasted. • One of the east -hound trains ceming . into Detrnit the other day woe heavily loaded, and a paasenger ache got on at Ypsilanti walked through two cars and finally halted at a seat occupied by a small man and grab-bag and inquired: --r• "Is this lest occupied 1" •'I -If course this seat is occupied," was the reply. , • "Are beta halves of this seat occu- i pied was the neat •ppery. "Of course 'with halves are occupied." ' "Well, my friend," said the new ar- rival. as he let go of his satchel, "I want i to bother you with one more query. Had you rather I would toss: that grab- bag out of the window and sit down with you, or chuck you out and ride in- to Detroit with the grab-bag 1" l The ptrab-bag.nfan got mad at that and wouldn't, ride anywhere else except on lthe wo.cel-b..x.-[Detroit Free Press. - Rer Little Feet. •• Geatlemaa ` a.Il Lady." An Engli,it j,iuriud remarks on at abuse less common in the "Ad country' than hero. It says the% socially th term "gentleman" has become !Italie vulgar. 'It is certainly less employed by gentlemen than any inferior person The ono speaks of "a man I know," 'th other of "a•gontleman I know." In th one case the gentleman is taken fo granted, in the other it seems to nee specification. Again, as regards th term "lady." I It is quite in accordiutc us with the ages of society to speak o your acquaiotanoe the duchess ea.". very nice person" People who would say "very' nice lady," are not generally of A social class which has much to do with duchess's; and' if you speak of one osi these as a "pern" you will soon he made to feel your mistake. Most readers have been eh eked. amused . r otherwise, upon h• raring a faun tress sp.keu ••f as it "wash-lady. n" and a lied -carrier tell how "saintlier gen- tleman- and he hail been at a certain place. We think it would ).e better that men and women should he uttivet• sally spoken of as 'sten ' and "w.• teen, and not as "gentlemen' and "la.lies.'- if we ere net greatly mistaken, the Lest journals do not employ the latter es- preesions indiscriminately when speaking et men and women; and, as in this do- mestic oosstry distinctions of rank are not observed, intelligent people would do wisely to drop expressions which are already more regarded among the ;edger than the educated. gentility of beha- vior is certainly included among the at. tn tributes of true anh.xxl and true we. tuanhoed. Lawn Sats. Mn M. Crwv.e0111/11r.hal Field the south half of lot 1. eonesasinn 7, Morns, 60 acres. o Kr, t tt ley. .J n "What number do you wear ?" asked 1 ithe shoe dealer u he stead with his hack discretly turned while the lady disrobed e i her fds.t. t "Well, I have'aIways wont B 1," she ' said with a truthful accent, "but I think s. I'll take s goal large easy pair this time, e so you may giro mo No. 2's."• e - The shoes were produced but no ✓ amount of pul.in3 and tugging could get d them on. ' e "Strao4e, said the, while her fair f cheeks grew flushed and a 'lurid light (gleamed in her dark eyes. "I've been 1on sty feet a good deal lately, and they must be twice as large as usual. Suppose we try 2i. The shies dealer went behind the coun- t ter and took out a pair 4's; quickly- ob- literating the number and substituting 2,j, he carried thein t.. the lady. She crowded on, the strong man buttoned them, through perspiration p.uroeo1 fn.m Some lads, particularly if they belong to large families, have absolutely no peace in the homestead -not a corner of it in which they feel themselves indisput- able at home. If they wake a little noise, boy -like, the mother exclaims, '•Stop that outlandish noisy ! Don't you know better than to whistle in the house. You are always in the road. Go away and don't let me see you again to -day." Now, Jim, John or Pete -whatever his name may be -will withdraw, and boy - like will say nothing; but boy -like again, will do a big thinking. Tf we could reach his thoughts it is more than likely they would run in this channel "Now why can't mother gine a fellow a kind word once in a while 1 I don't believe I'm always in the way, or why does she call for Ole when she wants a pall of water or armful of wood 1 Why ain't 1 in her way then 1 It must lee a disgrace to. be a boy, for &lie and sisters are al- ways snubbing ire because I am a boy. I wish I was away from home, then I could have a few minutes' peace." If he goes down town with a view of finding a place where i e is not in the road, it is very likely that he will not find the best [company in the world, and, ten chances to one will contract vile habits. Moth - ere and,sisters, treat your boys well and you will never pass any sleepless nights hei A11 %boat the Butcher • The butcher is -generally a good man, but sometimes has a l a•l weigh of show- ing it. The butcher is a jolly good fellow; therefore it is meat that he cuts up oc- asiunally. - He is -a i;o oil husband; and his wife cleaves unto him. He takes great,care of his cleaver. - The butcher is a great favorite among the fair sex. He is always killing. •e butcher never sells horse meat, al- though he has been known to cut up and dispose of a fillet. - The butcher will knock down an ox and lamb a woman or a child; but let us not be too harsh on the poor creature, for a pork reacher he is. It has been said that what is bred in the bone won't come out of the flesh; but the butcher trete much of his -bread in the bone he sells to you; and doesn't this come out of the flesh The butcher has been blamed fur hari • c g nil you as much for the bone as for the flesh; but he does not require you to takd'the bone. He' carefully re- moves all he can before he sends it home. Thuugh the butcher charges you ten cents a pound fur bone, you must re- member that he sells the same bone to the scavenger for two cents. So you see his average price is not exorbitant: Butchers are almost invariably fleshy men. A meat shop is the place to go to if you want to get fat. The bu►er is usually very courteous, but some of his best customers frequent- ly get the cold shoulder from him. The butcher soon finds out a poor -pay- ing customer and will at once cut him off. If you go to him for a pound of steak the chances are that he will cut you off two. It is said that the butcher will as coon cut a steak off a cow as a steer. This is a mina -steak. If you ask for a tender steak, the but - turn; pain and wiser,} will cease,.and henceforth you will rejoice its the praise df Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle, by all druggists. TP'L$ VAS& Holensn's Ague, Liver & t tontac:t Pad. l -or rLttarta. Agee ter.: stoirede tn,u••ee 1111'1- s2.5O. Holmen's Special Pad. Adspl..l u, ir . $3,30. Holman's Spincn Bolt. 1'•.r .tuhhnnt c:.:.:. 1 •.dar...1 rp , 1111 111 1 1/1.11t 1.1.-.v Holman's Infanta' Pod F.•r ei:e:.av 4 Oa�W.4" , 1i I.,11111. Hotmon's Abdornlnnl Pad. P.'rtJter- .ae, ovarian wed ..1s.tnc. tn.u'.e-s. 57.60. Holman's Renal of Kldnoy Pad. H0LMt4'" Operate gh Ready -Made Clothing, the Nerve Forces and the Circulation. and Winter foods lu t:entleme4k \t,•ar, which he still make up in 1p1 / First -Class Style at Very Low Rates • Holman's Pectoral Pad. )oreit-•.th.tls or to., via . rin:..ua,t+. 53.50. - Homan p Absorptive Medicinal B ody Plaster. ,uu '..t 1'1..'cr ir ter v.,.:.... 1.0.,...:. •,,, uaid,.r breis. 25c. Holman's Absorptive Medicinal Foot Plasters. Tort'"'d1Fee',Watsd,a rad egg leish Ctr, tO.nun, (leer pair) 25c. Absorption Salt for Medicated B aths. For C..Ms, Rheumatism end all tams ecru u,edieattd Rath is n,•.ded. also an exaxl- lent toot hath (per (Ib. packag,), 25c FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS, Or sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of pn,.•. The ABbORCl'IUN GALT is not •'luatlable," wet be wnt by Expreee at purchaser's expense. 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Remittancesshould le made by Poet Office Money tinter or Draft. to &Told chance aloes. cher will sometimes cut a slice from the \e.ra p.T. are eras to r )sin o.frerrtar- ' his (ice like f ora an i she t 1 ri t tar raprvsa oder of Iiaargo & nation to ono or die in her expresaidn. - Thos snakes it tender, but Is it a legal IN•w York "Hew de the these fit'"' asked the tender. - t...,;., tut he steels all Ica■ knives. The butcher a ....ted for hos elegance Thanking the public for putt farms, i take pleasure in stating that 1 !tare on hand • better stock than ever before of choke Wheat. Harley. Peas Rlaek and Wilts (late. Tares. (lover. and 'Timothy, alae Pen Vine ('laver. Alsike, Lucerne and Lawn Grass, e: . e & .ss calk i round and beat it wiih his cleaver. IFiodi t e• 1 with agony ..n her brow, hut a determi- BAAdre�' • dealer. '\Daly; It s astonishing what a di- fference a half 'manlier nukes. These are as easy as a0 "1,1 ,;lour. lout if any one had toll 1ne a year a,t.' that I wield wear a _'I she.e 1 would hate laughed -i would indeed. A herrrhl. hall..,n .ret•lent, int.•lving the Les o1 life of Mr. Walter Powell, M. P. for M&le•hurry, has occurred in the west of England. This gentleman, in eompanv with two others, ascended at Rath, but the balloon subsequently ease down with great forte near Rndimet, three -in, •e.it Mr Pewe11's companions, and then aseendlwg drifted ant to sea, where it was suhswquently seen to de- scend with its neeupent Nn trace has mince been either ,I Mr Powell ..r of my. for 1111.1"te i eft amok --._ he halloos-, 141lis tail MO yam The butcher pays for most of his SEEDS FOR 1881. of apparel He .lreeees to kill, and he kills t,.dress. When beef becomes a grin stale the ! butcher nukes cern beef "f it. The butcher is different from the baker The butcher doesn't mind a little ane -k• when he does his hac..n. -- � 11 stun Trsnscrrpf. A great many people are treelike' with cold fret, which is invariably caused hy a •iuprtnsh cireehttien of the bl..nd, A few doses 01 Dr. ('arson's Stomach and Csonstrpstton Bitten will anon praluce a free circulation of the blood and Stimu- late and Tone the system- Scold in large hotting at 60 tents (leo Rhyne) sent for tl.xlench taw A 0.10111110111 ow. • A fins claw. assortment of FIELD, GARDEN and Fie.* elk PELIIa sleeted with great .•an from the best seed ►Dura in the ennntry ('all and ser. We keep Ibe Meat and meet gremlin, aped we nett purehw COMPTON'S SURPRISE CORN, - Tie, Met field earn Tel In tend aired Oronnd nil sake kept remittently Is. hand. JAMES McNAIR 1779. Namiirnr ,r' G. H. PARSONS, CHEAP HARDWARE. GODERICH. Is a eompnund of the virtues of samS- farina, stillingia, mandrake, yellow dock, with the iodide of potash and iron, all powerful blood -making blood -cleans- ing, ing, and iifeustafning elements. 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Mass eMJ .7 •Lenereas o,. ■rwe1T111■ ,Tot. x.er..tc, .+reuses aN Ley. 1.. a,reems mud THE REMEDY FOR CL -RING CONSUMPTION, COUGHS, OOLDB, ASTHMA, CROUP, • All Diseases of the Throat, Lunpi and Pulmonary Organs. PV ";rnyT i rhe (`ol9at'MPTIeN NAa at1eN C171LRD When ..her Remedios and i'b,sleisne have failed to 'feet a ears. ltenn*nw.ndrd byPalig llfrrsirtsas Awe :treats. In 1►y evert.ody wke has gives it a mod trial. 11 sever fro& to Seem mho'. Ls se RIPZCTOPAB! it bas M Equal. It Y battleso d ole Most Names ('bila. 1 , oneumlas r onyx Iso way Pars. 1 e_ tlla r ells Ij an wwsa besek bottle.' w ► IatiLDBRrt._ KINTAIL CRICK YARD. for rip nliy of good white brink ne head as at Iesannahle rates. , Tier r snherrlber M now earryille nn the hi l nwadise hualness at the Klntati kilns. end will 1 )lye an eiders wLMh may be seat him t1. M meet prompt attention The ketch ft of vt I rasa lnal te. sed the terms sit•, •w.eehte A ddrwe IOHN li MtORSOOR, Riotet) P n. 1 f `) run arab Fan "1 flail .'tat with - BO health ienllrovet," 6111 the slid down went ameher caul Josh Billings disposes of rill in the following wouldn't vive 5 cents t., 11 Ronson on "The mistakes of would give 5600 to hear ! mistakes .d Bob Ingersoll." The average life if a cit forty years. Th., avet•,L t' cm joke i1 230 years. T "wurku•t :detest toeleath" tot. During the confereuce not far frau Hostile the fel gue was overheard between boys: -"I say, Jim, that's of se, many Inoustels keine ern" "Why," answered Jin "they always tweet sauce :1 change sermons with each A high • old teetotaller drinking at his breakfast inn„ whore he thought he known, "Ooh, D, inald, cal ye were an abstainer," exon con, who looked in unexpec re I sm," W.13 tho reply "I sty friend, that I am no a i. "Do you lee that sprint, said a settler in Arkansas t that's an i...;. steins it's wpowerful that the fa ):bout here that drink th-: never hare to he &h..l. Tia grow en their feat nat'rally. John Philpot Curran, tF eloquent Irish barrister. some years the 'Master of Ireland, was dining with a from the severity of his se called "the Hanging .tea whom it is said that he hal seen to shed a tear but 0315 was when, at .a performs Beggar'4, Open," he say Mi reprieve. "Pray, Mr. Our judge, "is that hang beef If so, I will try it." Curren was : If you try it, my L•'1 be hung." She commercial traveler phis house while in Tonnes el a strangef as the train t start and said: "Are you 1 train t" "I am." "Have y gage 1" "No" "Well soy fr do me a favor, and it w .nit thing, You see, I're two trunks, and'thoy always 11 extra on nue of them. 1'u checked'un your ticket, ant then.. See '" "Yes I see any ticket.' "But I the; you were going in this t am. I'm the conductor." paid extra, as usual rrrrkepwa as..... - ore ■ Resit. It is a generally aocepte, breeding of what are tern sea, cannot be. suceeuafull] ordinary .breeder. With ra breeding for speed m so u when those engaged in th possessed of the very ch adapted to that purpose, those that have a fortune, to pursue the object as 1t 1 sure, that can successful business for any great I The mania that for yeast our people for breeding rapidly leaving thein, and ginning to .realize that make any any money in b of any kind, it must be in mals that willitlt•e bare s in thetuselves, Whether t trained. It is nut :.^cestui the people es tootles class Bell the most readily at the Every one knows then large-sized, vigorous, hart etre in active demand, tut ers are searching the col. portion where these horse! in any considerable numb, large prices, 8200 to $2.1 1 that weight from 1300 to How t.. produce this cls something that interests throughout the country. since, when there were large sized stallions to its was a practical imposait -with any degree of cents ordinary sized mares, h importation of heavier chi from foreign countries, the admirable Pcrcheron ing imported from Lar has made the hitherty ject easy of accomplishms Nearly all classes of las been tried, the English d dales, the Belgians. the coupler specimen of the sometimes in the cour called Normans; but ne • to "nick" so well witl stock as the smooth -buil' powerful -muscled, vigor i'orcheron horse of Frar several hundred of thea. been imported and .ole State in the Union, and they are hell in the hid Quito a number of bat grade stallions have ctre tains and are doing the service. This is very clear-sightedness and our breeders, and we cal urge the continuance .of enterprise, as every 111 that are brought to oul greatly to its future wi Rural Homo, Rocbeste •ppt...ass am Many penins, atter feel a sense of weight tits region of the stony ( an imperfect digest', t)N forerunner of • s lathing will relieve th this pears -tet Searr, loses to the digestive p an dturtguts. toe Ucalta Rishop 'rilmon r. of has need the I;teat I;e' .Iltw'rhs 013, &std hog %h.ititssfell„t% test tae nee of Nt .lar' „1 ,r„ (retitle end 1 I 'n rworemend it to al 'urettva