The Huron Signal, 1881-12-02, Page 7THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY DEC. i 1881.
Fun ane Fancy.
"Will you love me when I i uuld f'
said the cheese to tb grocer.
"Will the wallas A, r He pru-
bali,ly will when the mina woman gets
atter him.
Why is a drunkard like a bad politi-
cian t Because lie is always poking his
aauto measures that spoil the cunsti-
tn non.
ill the coming man shut the dptr
behind him I is the latest inquiry. It is
to be hoped that he will; fur the going
men seldom does.
"See here," said Cauliflower to his
milkman, "I found six ui meows in the
milk last night." Well 1 ,u not so much
'Twas very hilt yesterday
an the cows drunk the brook almost
dry."
"Should a man shave up or down 1'
asked Augustus. "That depends." re-
plied the barber. "When I shave you;
for instance, I always shave down."
The emphasis on the last word nearly
broke Augustus' heart.
"Will you have it tare ur well done j"
said the carver to an Irisbituu, as he was
cutting a slice of rust beef. •'Re jabers
I take it well done ever lame 1 caniu to
this country," replied Pat; "for it was
rare enough I ate it in ould Ireland,
sure '"
Tb. Great western f.ea sten.
HK.<H HINT& •
ensue \e. J. t'. Jael.ae.Y LMarea.
Study yourself. Find out what your
own ..r4aniastion-dewsnl 1, obey the law
thereof, and you will no re be sick.
A voracious appetite is a rampant
devil. Where one person dies from the
Abse of ardent spirts, tea dies from glut-
tony.
Our habits are our virtuous o,' our
vices.
The bath makes people gond natur-
ed.
Nature sits un this throne and rewards
the obedient, and newer r later avenges
herself on the disobedient.
Live such a noble life that death shall
be only a transition Prem this world to
another.
At muddle life we shall reach a grand
esplau:tde, where in full vigor and p se-
ession of all our faculties, we could look
forwent to the Delectable Land and
think what a grand thing it is to live.
Gluttons are not mule from thuds who
eat large and infrequent meals, but front
those who eat frequeiotly.
Principles are stepping stones.
Health is wealth; wealth is well-being;
well-being is work; work is worship, and
worship is divin..
To cure voracity of appetite, eat one
thing.
In treating any form of disease, acute
or chronic, avoid shocks.
There are no two substances known
that can furnish better sustenance to the
body and brain, than whole wheat un-
leavened bread, and cow's milk.
No near who eats salt hal s natural
tante; it spoils the nerves of taste.
The divine way of doipg a thing is not
to hurry.
The decaying processes are swift,. the
upbuildiug ones comparatively slow.
Sick people cannot get well in hur-
ry. Be easy.
All disease is Nature's effort to get
one back to normal conditions.
The 'hest way to protect Ane's sdlf
from cold in riding, is to heat the hody
through and through before starting,
then put on coats and wraps, and the
animal heat will be retained for a long
time.
Take up a conviction and inaugurate
it on your conduct of life.
We should feel ashamed if our spirits
ate not masters of our bodies.
From the Embro Courier.
London the less is an ambitious city,
and fully alire to anything and every-
thing that will enchamoe its growing im-
portanoe as the city of the west. Seeing
at a glance the amount of traffic that will
be diverted past their doors if the pro-
posed line from Goderich to Woodstock
is constructed, and coneection made
with the Credit Valley, the Free Press
endeavors to show how Goderich and the
country north of it can secure greater ad-
vantages at an infinitely lees nod. Those
wonderful advantages are in connection
with London and the Great Western by
a twelve mile link t. Clinton. The
people of Goderich are by no Indies plow
to recognize any chance that would give
them the railway fatalities they desire,
and if this mere bagatelle '.f a railroad
promised to, meet their requirements it
would have been constructed ere now.
But it would not. What Goderich and
the other towns interested in the pro-
posed line need is a through competing
railroad that will provide the necessary
accommodation for transporting the pro-
ducts of the country to the seaboard,
and at something like reasonable rates.
It would be no advantage to connect
with the G. W.,,R., for that road either
cannot or will not do justice to the places
already on its lines. The Free Prue' is
also very much astray in saying that the
proposed road would have been through
$ country already well provided with
railroad facilities. Such is very far from
being the case, and no one knows that
better than the F P. The article re-
ferred to is a capital argument in favor
IA the scheme it endeavors to throw cold
water upon.
A
Sword -Ash Ie Lane Mures.
There is a fish curiosity contained in a
cage at Canham & Armstrong's house on
The tale fan. Mtlasea
As Stbsas nee tr..
The N. Y. Wend of Friday Gays Sir
Join A. Illsoduneld's speech at Ter.nso
is hardly worth consideration. He has
committed the Tory party au Canada t..
British connection, a protective t nisi,
the Canada Pacific Railroad, and a vig-
orous c lonisdiun pulley is the North-
west. This is natural enough; in Cut-
ada it alas , is in teder t, denounce .e
pu}i•; .' 1 „ , ,onent as a traitor and .u,
am. I...traud. The Conservatives owll
not abandon the National Policy now
without admitting that they only lieu: u
lip moonily as a desperate wea,out% au<l
without any belief in its excellency an 1
efboacy. The Can:ula Pacific Railway
aford. unlimited up;nrtunittes f..r grc-
iog oudraeta to supia,riers, tiudiu_' Der*
for pensioner and raising campaign
funds. The ring interested in the North
western land scheme is wry intimately
connected with the Tory }arty. All
this, however, does not alter the fact
that Canada will be independent before
lune, that the "National Policy" is
failure, that the young men of promise
in the country are emigrating to the
United States, that the usajority of the
business men are sighing for annexation,
that the country is in an airaminable
condition, 6nan'i.dly considered. that
the Canada Pacific Railway is a wasteful
and superfluous swindle. and that the
North-western bubble willburst, so far
as England is croccnted, before another
year. Sir John knows this, anti if he
lives a few years longer and finds him-
self in Opposition, lie will say n!1 this as .
frankly as we de, and demand his own
return to power to bring about inde-
pendence, a xollverin, and economical
reform generally.
A naw version of mold song: I 1 now
$ bank wherein a cashier lies.
For Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Habi-
tualConstipation, Biliousness, Liver
Kidney affections, the safest and best
remedy is Dr. Carson's Stomach and
Constipation Bitten, the great family
medicine. They can with perfect safety
be given to the youngest child as they
are purely vegetable in composition and
mild in their action. `veld in lame panel
bottles et 50 cents. Geo. Rhynaa, spe-
cial agent for Co 'clench.
Newspaper saws.
saeassers Aralen Salve.
The bent salve in the world for cute
BruisesSore., flour., Salt Rheuui
Feder bores, fettletr, t ieippel Hands,
Chjlhlein., Cone, and all Skin Eruptions
bud la.eltit'u,)' cures 1'.ier. It is guar-
anteed to give perfect aatiafection ur
Denney refuu.:ed. Price 25 cents per
be:. For sale by ell druggists.
datura', atter ail, is the giti'ut physi-
c: tier hide. ell the beereta of health
:..it. seer I nwtdp generous Leman, and
,.un Deeds but t., go to her 11 tuaiguntly
1..1' file ce•ry lieu t. .1..; unsean'ery of
the great Cough lie ui.: , (.b.%tR SYICY
OP RRD Snot a GrM, is an a;,t illustra-
tion of this. As a cure foe Coughs,
' Colds, Las of Voice and H o er4eness it
stands unrivalled, while its to },rice and
readiness of access 'lacus it t. &thin the
tach of a11. Try it and be convinced.
All
chemists keep it in 25 and 50-cesst
bottles. ad
•
We call the special attention ..f post-
masters and subscribers to the following
synopsis a the newspaper laws :
1. A postmaster is required to nye
notice by letter (returning a paper does,
not answer the Lw) when a subscriber
duels not take his paper out of the office,
and state the reasons for its not being
taken. Any neglect to du so makes the
powmaster responsible to the publishers
for payment.
2. If any person orders his paper dis-
continued, he must pay all arrearagee,
"r the publisher may continue to send it
il ens is made. and collect the
ant payer
From the Seaforth Expositor. whole amount, whether it be taken from
The announcement of the death of the offioe or not. There can be no legal
Mrs. James Dickson, wife of theRegis- discontinuance until the ' payment is
made.
trar of the County of Huron, appeared 3. Any person who takes apaper from
only in a portion of our issue of last the post -office, whether directed to his
week. Mrs. Dickson died at her ran- name or another, or whether he has sub-
dence in Goderich on Thursday evening scribed Or not, is responsible for the }say.
of last week. About a week previous W
her death she became subject to: a severe
:old, which ultimately resulted in pleur-
isy and inflammation of the lungs, but
her condition was not considered criti-
cal until within about two days before
1 1e ntil She had always been a
ler c .
intone, vigorous, healthy woman, and
the dock. It was caught in Lake Huron had not felt stronger or better for years
in a drag -net with a quantity of sturgeon than she • had during the past summer.
This peculiar fish measures over tiye fr Mrs. Dickson was a daughter of the late
in length, and weighs over 200 pounds. 1 Samuel Carnocl`n, Esq., of Tucker -
The body resembles that of a sturgeon
and its mouth is very much like that of
a codfish, and is large enough to take in
a man's heed .It has a sword over a
foot in length, which is three inches wide nochan, ar., and le: son, Robert, came
at the place where it is joined at the to this country in the year 1832, and
head, and about an inch at the point. settled in Tuckeramith on the farm now
It is a deep water fish, .but got into oc:upic,l by M-. Samuel Carnochan, jr.
' shallow water, where it mixed with the
sturgeon and was caught. Old fishermen
say they have never seen anything like
it.—[Port Huron Tiines.
smith, and was a sister of Messrs Robert
and James Carnochan, still residing in
that township. She was a native of
Kirkcudbrightshire, Scotland. Mr. Car -
Mrs. Dickson and the other members of
tho family carne to Canada the following
year and joined their father and brother
in the Canadian wilderness. She was
married to Mr. Dickson in the year 183E•
4'.&e dims e,1 to 1f1im a true help -meat, and
was a kind and affectionate /mother, a
good neighbor and s generous and true
friend. Few could more fully win the
respect and affection of those with whom
she came in contact while pursuing life's
journey. She was in the fullest sense
of the term a true lady. She wad a
generous friend to the poor and needy,
and a wise and willing councillor to
those who sought her advice and sym-
pathy; and all was done in such a quiet,
and unostentatious manner that she
seemed determined to tarry out to the
fullest letter the injunction, "Let not
thy left hand know what thy right hand
doeth." To her bereaved husband and
friends we extend the ainesrest sym-
pathy, but, in the face of such a loss,
even the most Mart-fek sympathy, no
Stetter hoer sincerely tendered, is bet a
poor halm for the wounded spirit. She
was buried in the cemetery at Goderich,
in aecordartoe with a wish previously ex-
pressed, and the funeral was very large-
ly
egsly stteeded by people from ell parts of
the entsaty.
ale. J.ra'. !t,•eret.
We feel delicate about saying again
that Sir John A. Maedoliald is the clev-
erest politican in Canada; but the gather-
ing of the clans, of all kinds and condi-
tions, held in this city yesterday for the
purpose of registering the '`old man's"
decrees, proves that we did not over-
estimate the power of his secret a few
days since. Hi. public character is nut
the beat; his political purpose is not
o the no,': est; his oratory is of the flat-
test ; an' yet the "old nlan" captures
more hearts and turns more heads than
better and abler men. Hence his con-
vention. Hence his ineuence. 1101, -os
many things that his political and per-
eonal opponents cannot understand, —
[Toronto World.
' Wass\ awe. JMae !
Mr. John Joseph Hawkins is wildly
desirous that.a loyaliy plank should be
insetted in the Tory platform. How
would it do as a substitute to give John
Joseph a oerti$eate setting forth that he
is truly loyal, and that be may be safely
allowed to roam over the Indian Be-
arer without danger to the British Coe-
stitatinn t If John Joseph were thus
labelled, it might prevent his being sd-
dressed, es he was at One Oouventi°e in
this city, is this way : 'Hale, Johany,
what side are you ow grow iw—{Adveria-
er.
4. If a subscriber orders his paper to
be stopped at a certain time, and the
publisher continues to send, the sub-
scriber is bound to pay for it if he takes
it out of the post -office. This proceeds
upon the ground that a man must pay for
what he uses.
5. The courts have decided that refus-
ing to take a newspaper and periodicals
from the post -office, or removing and
leaving them uncalled for, is prima facia
evidence of intentional fraud.
•
NO article ever attained such unbound-
ed popularity in so short a time as Bur-
dock Blood Bitters, and that too daring
the existence of countless numbers of
widely advertised hitters and blood puri-
fier. It is evident that this medicine
begins its work at once, , and leaves no
desirable effect unattained.
rawer wMs.
Magyars Pesteal Haase, is owe of
the treat d.asrvediy pander remedies for
the sure of soughs, coed., sore throat,
asthma, whooping oowgb, a of p, brow
Alta, surd all pnlmoaary ••opll$mwts.
ger sale by all (halwu.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
P4LiOU?VES8, DIZZ/NECS,
DYSPEP„ IA, DROPS
IflDICESiION, FLUTTERINO
JAUNDICE. OF THE HEART,
CRYS!PELA.", ACIDITY OF
SALT RHEUM, THE STOMACH,
HEARTBURN, DRYNESS
HEADACHE, DF THE SKIN,
And every species of disease arising from
disordered LIVER KIDNEYS. STOMACH,
BOWELS
on stoop,
T. ■ILBURN & ea, P" -fro nano.
•'1,.. (;refit :lr,urican Remedy for
.-' i'".; IL COLDS, : f STHMA,
B Ie .!) .V CHI7'I S, LOSS OF
re 1,:"E. II9.1 RSENESS AND
7'1[11 .'1. l- 7' AFFECTIONS.
P •e M -.A from s Ma Ow* Red Revues (Pow. atali-
;•. I T•..•;;.ru..plai to env .wti•le t o aat
Jbr
11 •A-. nA..r rne.sia(ara 4r , t&. i•e .5pr .i ter.
021.44...e ' , _ ,rho a u5,d Jena b1 Red Recces for
AaW derM.tAr wa..t Daniella arsine (Pus jos
Redu.(.to 1 perpo.ea
Amer 0.4
ldaersfrd
IyrmAaru
of tae wow- slow tAs
,1, wow GRAY'S , ,>
farts fthe gad alS W
.lap see„ Iaat taper.
awed the SYRUP ""°'`' `
Plnr. iw low
seer. of bel,a mkt
or Doing Dim laror, pr♦
'a '""""`
RED
perties
. Ar ensu f'aV sve-
.;a ere, . me care-
larl:l amid 1 tatty pre,
their tow- ata
,awD
patient. ti o e
SPRUCE. p tt,w-
,s,
he pint canttaata4ws
wood, awed a e r s
order thew quantity
to drink fromtea efthe
leat
a t0uw ed
pruce e.wri•te
top& .0.,!.011.
Its remarkable potter in relieving
certain forms of Brows/titin, and its
almost specific effect int euriuy ob-
stinate hacking Coughs, is 'tow ,rell
known M the public at large.
Sold by ail respectable chemist:. P.ie', ".r and
91210,111, a battle. '
The 1e, -d. •• !leen!, el Red !•anis• O•. -, •• snore •t
are Der RegUfrred TFLtt Na. i', 44.44 .our 1r, ..;.i.er
andtab'ela are also rrpt,f. ,d.
KERR 3' WA 71SO:1" f CO..
Whatnot, Ibisgpfete.
Sole 1'2-91-(et4,ra aid MaraifucRuM
In this
A General Stampede.
Never was there such a rush for Diu:
Stores as is now at ours for u Trial Bot-
tle of Dr. King's News Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. All
persons afflicted with Asthma, Bronchi-
tis, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs, or any
affection of the. Throat and Lungs, can
get a trial bottle of this great remedy
free, by calling at your drug store.
A Ned *flag se brew.
Professor Herrman, the wonderful
mt t•a mnkeowa tiloa1wtue the world
for his shill, sad 9I. Jacobs Ott for a
severs attack of rbewmetiwa in the
ahealder, and was earedby He eon -
idea EL Jacobs Oil a valaahis prspaa\•
slow.
Wonsan'. True Friend.
A friend in need is it friend indee,l.
This none can deny. es•a•gially when as
distance id rendered whenoneis sorely at
flictedwith diseade,moreparticularly deer
complaints and weakneades me common to
our female population. Every woman
should know that Electric Bitten arc
%omen's true friend, and will ;a.aitiveit
restore her to health, even when ail
other remedies fail, A single trial al-
ways proves our assertion. They are
pleasant to the taste and only cost tiftt
cents a bottle. Sold by all druggists.
es7.9115•1116
that all prevalent dames of eidlia•d Wes
i always Wended .41b a ineretles
gtopatbe W gad bad acrutieaa,
and no remedy Is better adapted to ire
sere than Oradea Blood Bitters taken
according to spuds) directions found no
every bottle.
Hardware ! Hardware
THE UNDERSIGNEDD a
BTZLL VSZI♦ID
FOR EST
II4OT1KE
AND LOWEST AWES. HE KEEPS A FULL STOCK OF SHELF AND
General Hardware
DO NOT FAIL TO SEE
MY CROSS-C11T
S WS AXES!
I $cep all the Newest and Seat Makes.
SOLE AGENT FOR THE "LYMAN"'
Four -Barb Fence Wire
R_ W_MCKE+ 1\TZIE_
AFTER TEE FIRE.
JOHN cTOIR,Y
The Tinsmith 16 10.01 to the front.
I haveleismy to state that despite the Inecnvenienee I was put to in y bustnoas/by
the recent ere in my premises, that I am now in full blast again, prepared to giv'eithe greaten
bargains in Goderich in
•
STOVES; TINWARE, LAMP GOODS,
and every other (Inc In the business.
I would also return my thanks to the Fare Brigade and people of Goderich for the sun
oemtul efforts in wring my property la my absence from home, at the late tire.
John Story.
AT THE OLD , STAND.
S. C. STRACEAN
BAR KAI[oya) HIR
CI-ROCELTVIr BUSINESS
To the old stand in the Albion Block, formerly occupied by him, where he will be please
to welcome au hos old customers and the public generally. A large quantity of
NEW, FRESH GROCERIES
AR
CHIC 4P AS THE CHEAPEST.
ID, C. STRACI AN -
KITS a(`000A.—l3RAVint LAND COwVORTI%t:.
—''By a thorough knowlo,ige of the natural
laws which govern the oprrnl.ions of digestion
and nutrition, and by a ,•awful w plhwuon of
t►m tine properties of well-w•txted (know. Mr,
Epps has provided our b. eel. fast tables with a
delicatelyflavoured bee which may voice
an
us num? hoary dortnrfe tills. It is by the jndl-
ctetons use of arch articles of diet that a een-
stituUon may be gradually built npuntil Omni,
month to 'aeons every tendency to dtw.a lie
Hundreds of subtle melodies are floating
arosed ato attack wherever them ;w
weak point. ' We may sweeps many w tNal
waft by keeplug ourselves well fatMsd wi'h
pure —CAW
sad a pert nourished frame-
- Rev-vire(Jaiett.. is
only in Pio tete
labelled - Jhiraw Krra t (•e , Bom.ropwtluc
CYew els, Loudon. Eng."_ Alae awaken) of
Bppfs Ca000late Easesee for atternooa oar
int
ANCHOR LINE.
r, r Rale ny JAMIta
Gonads RnvMAI'
Chemist). and Druy,giats.
HURON CARRIAGE WORDS
T. & J. STORY,
Bu
taUCCESpRS TO JORLN KNOX), MANUFACTURERS OF
. ...
.0t
ANY STYLE OF VEHICLE BUILT TO ORDER.
REPAIRING and JOBBING done with Neatness and Despatch, and at reas-
onable Rates. Call and examine beforo.purclasing elsewhere.
T_ 8Z J_ STORY,
(KNOX'S OLI) STND. i HAMILTON STREET.
s
C arr!ages
UNITED WTATRtt MAIL STEAMERS
Rail every Saturday.
NEW YORK To 01,A(0OR'
, to ATInn
Times CARi~tamnsvede carrycattle,AOK sAseievpter
CAW sj I YORK TO IA)NOON DIRECT.
,. so BM inairsta..5 Rede.ed
Roam
P111111WWWM ocrovesent tMM ere u.sarpsai.
AS Mss).rnemo ew1 Mali, Deet.
bonkn at Inset rates le or from
nay Ilrwed ntatIOe 1n Ynrntr or Morri s
ilraRaatMwwarates, parahra;free ofrhtrv.- 1
ant Armband and Ireland .
of iraM,nnation. plane, ten apply
to tviSew saor.s'.aa, y Bowunroovum..
N.gry
Or to MBA. R. WARAHNI eriisceat 9eaaicb
EXTRACT WILD
eSTRAWBERRY
Curet Cholera, Cl,oleru loi'bua, t,
eatery, Cramps, Collo, Bra Sick.
nese and Sumner Complaint ; aha
Cholera lnfantum, and all Coo -
plaints peculiar to children teeth-
ing. and will be found waft
beneficial for adults or obildiw.
Mt SALE lit ALL ININIMITS.
T. MILBURN i 00.,
pvoprle Des. Tweed&
GIRAND CLEARING SALE
OF
Boots and Shoos,
('A1 PBELL'S BOOTand SBO E EIIINICICN,
FuR ONE %IONTII.
'revious to took taking. My Stook is Large and well-an-4lrted,
and
GREAT BARGAINS
will be given
T==S = CASH
WM. CAMPBELL.
C :oderich, Jan 13, 1811111
1769
Daniel Gordon,
Cabet—Mer and Unfferlaler.
(Moist Haase e. the t waste, end Lnysst Meek this nil. of London '
Pulses Annex,
Rte►Rorrla ern!,
Ssaal-BOAIMIt,
SHIT Cs*Ita,
Lotenesorre ver
Anne sae :wtB It UMW, MW, siveata.Ms.te *y Week If Ibey'asst • eyed arses Is
Maas
D. GORDON. West Air .l, rico Peat Otis*. Oedsrid.