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The Huron Signal, 1881-10-21, Page 26 THE HURON SIGNAL. FR}IAY, OCT. 21, 1881. the Poet's tomer. teal . Wittman a Paper. Wiwi do without • maul so. t. I've trial* se my Neese, So, to subece the for sae Mg*. Nur wait until to -morrow. Should lovers hang or drown thermWlet, Qr other baldish l sever fat to bear it Il - 1 do ant take theyaper. W117. tksces w+•itabonl.aer desk Ws always Inas the news. Aad having new, to talk about, He never rete *obtuse. While others yawn la maul, His mind is light as vapor. The cause is *ale to hail sr eye,— • He always takes the paper. While neighbor Bloat hears all t . news. Aad knows bash ours price. And minds his Viand Q. By taking good advice. 1 cannot tell the price of salves, or poultry, ootlbe, tape or Any kind of merobadlss, Because 1 take no paper. Though I have studies which require. Muck time and mental labor, Vet 1 con Spare •little time, As well as Stout. my neighbor. Though the time be precious. I can use A longer raldiatgnt taper; And thus find time to read the news. And so 171 take the paper. CHILDLIKE AND BLAND. style was upsivaled in her to the gaartes: alaf..d IL is n. ing a cult, whu reoaUs the Lad stat. olml .saws "i,ite8 up ad a sale the other Tye dealab . IVssetsevs. dug • true words froa the to should be inscribed in over every frasss'► be- ers have,l8,aqus11et1 De- gas fur heingic Wendt and The statistics %%)diseases and `eyi 01�. r1M�oit.tity, hpwwt er, are rod Thu &gale i. doe wit to Odle to their misuse of it Ns hole, G prrtbably so milady reckless of health conditions. 80 la u ieglli Lance with the habits of farm- ers is concerned—and it has bee exten- sive—it compels the conclusion, as a rule, that the dietetic habits of farmers are worse than those of any other class who have the means of choosing for themselves. Fried (lithe. several times a day, with several fried articles at each **Mayen be Besse la Seevera; • She was a liths old women, ' 'egg plant ly dressed in black bombazine that had seen much careful wear, and her bonnet was very old-fashioned, and people stat- ed to as. heetottesisg up the ',aloof the grand church, evidently bent on securing one one of the beet seats, fora great Vermeer ....eel. ..reels ,,,ll O W Ts Y O U R CHANCE T O Fares. Fasooa D, T., Oct. 1st 1881. To Ube Editur of the Huron Signal. Dass We, U you will aUow me spars, I would like to make a few remarks on some of oar Canadian brethren who now resides In the Nortb-wesl. Ow whom; I Nikki natio% is Mr. Doak Ford, who left the 11000. o1:ahWd, seaters div- ision gut one, in the spring of 1379. Be for ops, onium .t a great many others, hes node it a cows. I was over his en place, and was surprised to see the hor- ses and machinery, owned by one inau, all of which is first clam. He uow owns fifteen hundred acres of land seven hun- dred broken up and in good state of cul- tivation; but it was all in crop this year. He raised this year 3,107 bush of oats, and 7,007 bush of wheat—that is, welsh- ed bushels. He has twenty fine hones, seven sulky plows, five seeders, eight harrows, six self binders, nine wagons ansa promised as that day, and the h eels, ' f their um and all other implements necessary to use • he is MOD ab,,annatious ; dried beef, old cheese going to buy a steam thrasher and whole and pickles are among the gnomon re- outfit, which will coat him upwards of lishca ; while lard and selenium mato two thousand dollars. Mr. Funl cmm- their richer dainties infectious and taus- teumplates a much larger crop nest year. tic. We have suers on a farmer's table, Ade is s man of sound judgment, and a jolly good fellow. fried pork, fried egs, fried putatoea,and fur breakfast fried house was full of splendidly dressed peer- of the three w s cam o err c run a farm. He tells then that pl. who had heard of the tune of the preacher, of his learning, his intellect and goodness, and they wondered at the presumption of the poor old woman. She trust have been in her dotage, for she picked out the pew of the richest and proudest member of the church, and took s seat. The three ladies who were iaeated there beckoned to the sexton,who bent over the intruder and whispered something, but she semi hard of hearing, and smiled a little withered smile as she said, gently: "Oh, I'm quite comfortable here— quite coanfortable." "But you are not wanted here," said the sexton, pompously; •"there is not room. Coote with me, my good woman; I will see that you have a seat" "Not rem,"" said the old w•onun, loukiny at her old sunken proportions, and then at the fine ladies. "Why, Int ours with receipts for wakiniT rich and net crowded a bit. I rode ten miles to palatable puddings, pies', cakes and uth.. hear the sermon to -day, because—"er complicated dishes, which no stulllach But here the sexton tuck her by the ever carried inside a human body could arm and shook her roughly, in s polite, long tolerate without death or dyspepsia. underhand way, and then ale wok the The essential need "f our farmers u plain, hint. Her faded old eyes filled south wholesome fool, properly cooked. This tears, her chin quivered; but she arose would give theist touch• more available meekly and left the pew. Turning strength for work, relieve them of many quietly to the ladies, who were speed I of the distresses and expenses of sick- ing their rich dresses over the space, she use old many yeara to their lives, and had lett vacant, she said gently: render old age 'green' and normal. in - "'I hope, my dears, there'd be room in stead of dry and decrepit, as it is in most heaven for us ell" j cases under existing habits." Then. she followed the pompus sexton to -the rear of the church, where iu the lir slake and the Tery Fres. last pew she was seated between a thread I bare girl and a shabby old man. ' speaking at the dinner given him at "She must be crazy," said one of the l Chatham, N. B., Mr. Blake said: While ladies in the pew which the had first OC: referring to the reception he had met cupied. "What can an ignorant old with during his present tour, he would woman like her want to hear De. --- take occas on to say he had been very preach for i She would not be able to kindly treated by his political opponents understand a word he ssid." I —and it was very right that we should "Those people are so persistant ! The differ in regard to public questions with - idea of her forcing herself into our pew. out disagreeing in personal matters—but Isn't that voluntary lovely 1 There:s I though hes had not mentioned the natter Dr. -- coming out of the vestry. ' before, he must except the Tory press. lan't he grand 7" ''It had made very little etihrt to tell the "Splendid, what a stately man. You ; truth concerning the facts and incidents know he has promised to dine with us; of his trip. It had indulged in belittl while he is here." ing the meetings he had he:d to a most He was a commanding looking man,' unusual degree, and in misreprescnta- and as the organ voluntary stopped, and', tions cf almost everything that had been he looked over the great crowd "1 Ivor- I said and done, to an extent unequalled shippers gathered in the vain church, he' within his knowledge during a political seemed to scan every face. His hand experience of fourteen years. Sonne of was• on the Bible when suddenly he the accounts given reminded hire of the leaned over the reading -desk and beck- , unjust steward, Who was such an adept oned to the sexton. who obsequiously at slaking up false siatetnents. Great mounted the steps to receive a whisper- laughter and cries of„n. ) In his bus- ed message. And then the three ladies mess the master, tam. seemed to be a in the grand pew were electrified to see p:.rty-- not, however, the master--pub- him retrace his way the whole length of . lie. The person who chiefly did this the church to return with the old et,-' ,ineationable work for the Tory press was' man, whew he placed in the front pew like the old Now York Quaker s servant, I of all, its other occupants nuking wi11ini, .ioshta who was much addicted to pre.: room for her. The great preacher leek -1 varication. One day when his�1servant ed at her with a smile of recognition, and' had indulged in his usual sill, the gtnid then the service proceeded, and he ' Quaker said to hire: "I will not say thou preached a sermon that struck ::re fi..te hest, b9t if the g.,vell r were to ask we every heart to send to hist the greatest liar in the "Who was she 1 asked the ladies who , state, I would at once see thee, and say could not make room for her, as they , to thee, .Toshua the govenor desires to passed the sexton at the door. The preacher's mother,” answered see thee particularly."' Laughter end that functionary, itm an injured tone. cheers.) He really hoped the gentleman "Why didn't the look hke a Christian, to whom this story applied s0 well if she expected to sit in the front pews 1 would hear it. I bete to be imposed on." The Wan the Clay Belle bad with the Green sods. His name was Moses Sparrow. He was very green. That was the idea that always tame into Miss Page's mind when she looked at her country landldy's son. Such a rustic youth, with such fair hair, worn long, such big blue eyes, such elop- ing shoulders, such a Lmblikaexpreesion. And, being there at the farmhouse, whither she had been sent to spend the summer months, the city belle resolved 'that she would try her powers of fascin- ation upon the boy, who struck her as so -good a subject for flirtation, in which all the fun was to be on her side and all the sentiment on his. And at it she went, beginning with s smile, a word, and rejoiced to see the fish bite so readily. She enjoyed her- self very much, until she grew tired of it, and then' she decided on breaking the heart she had won and enjoying tho crash. So she turned him out in the garden and made him sit beside her on the bench under the wistarias, and said, sadly: "I'm going home next week. I shall send yuu wedding cards when I am married. I am to be married to s rich old gentleman next winter." Then she waited to See him drop at her feet, but he did not drop. He only said: "Wal, I'm real glad ! I kinder felt afraid I'd been goin' too far with you. I'nl a sort of butterfly, flirting from flower to flower, you know; and I hev flirted with you, I du ,allow. I was afraid you'd go off in a decline or suthin' --you seemed to set so much on me—if y •n Neared sudden dike that me and Ann Maria was keopin' steady company. Pot, law, acnco you're gilt to be tearrk'l, there ain't. no harm dune ! I shouldn't hev liked you to drown your- self, like t'other summer boarder did, in tl.: mill -pt tial. She had my photograph in her pocket when she was fished out." Then he smiled et Miss Page, and she anti sailed away it o.. I,i.,o with i *lignin' . "MAUD 8." .1.. Mond. a Levee tot Her II infer Re `tdrare. "Maud S." had a number of distin- guished callers yesterday, at her quer- tit s in Chester Park. ,Among them was Tl, ;• �ia,� it %1itn;,,t.1:, an tad a•'.luirer of tl • fan:" t., ma re arnl 11au.i seemed quite proud of the call; seeming to soy: "Sr n you last year; always glad to see you, Panchen." Really "Maud S." se,ina human in her intelligence and ,z,vtlent•sa, and especially fond of ladies. Mr. Rair said proudly, as he called her to him in the pasture, and she came as obedient as a pet dog: "Here is the ynietest fast horse in the world." "Yes," replied a gentleman present, 'and the fa -test quiet horse." There were ,nvners t f ..tveral "cracks" present, but no one at c rated willing to dispute any claim mode for the "Queen of the Turf." A Lexington belle that reigned in the last decade by her wit over the society of Fayette county, once crushed a local beau who was acquiring "adipose tissue's with, "lou are losing your party shape, Dick." Maud & is just now in perfect htsith. but not in her "party shape," in which, trained into condition, she fomes down past the gravid stand and hwkf the audience over deliberately. and theses hof asucy ))wand and seems to say: "You a;•'-4.ud n•.w; just wait a minute. I'll gi.e you eomething to cheer about' It gives a good idea of how the .morin 1' traced to quote Mrs. Bair, the wife of the noted trainer. A lady present grew .luite enthusiastic over the tiehi um of Mand'. *rousse of blankets end other tot •nogranosi robes. "Toey are not half • 1 eslo•'„h for Ler,.. amid Mrs. B., .,,th polio thing of the pride and under - rear; the! she might hare tamed in speak- ing of a fat orite child. Maud S. is jest now devoting herself entirely to eating And sleeping. (.arms (;lay Good A h Rack mere caller: Lady Swsrran- f Krso. And fried griddle cakes , luno, fried hominy, and fried l,arsuips for dinner ; and fried sausages, and fried doughnuts for supper—all the frying done in land. No class is ser troubled with c..nker, erysipelas, tumors, cancers, and humours, u fernier. ; and the ex- cessive Ilse of pork, lard, tine flour, rich cakes, and greasy pasty, are enough to account fur it. In dietetic habits, our farmers are sadly misled by the agricul- tural journals, nearly all 0 which pand- er to their prejudices, and flatter their morbid appetites; by recouwnlending sod oomwendirlg swine -breeder.' and perk - eating. whde they till their kitchen oul- owns, or used to In the month of October, Typhoid, Bilious, and Malaria Fevers are very Prevalent, For a sure preventative take, according to directiuys, Dr. Car- son's Stomach Bitters. They purify the System and cool the Blood. They aro used to great advantage iia Fever and Ague diarists. In large 8 toe bottles, at 50 cents Geo. Rhunns, special agent for Godorich. Dr. Cause's Stomach and Constipa- tion Bitters are in every sense of th e word a ~My Amway esedisitse, and we are glad to learn that they are rapidly taking the pow of these nauseous tittie pills. Gen. Rhynas, is agent for the Bitters here. resales hews le the Cblldree'. Level. A young man who visited a Sunday school was ask: d st the close of the les- son, to address the children, which he did, commencing, My dear young friends, mutabiltt; is stam�p� on all sublunary objects. The children were not prepared to deny the accuracy of the statement A more remarable instance of the dif- ficulty which some men find in coming down to the oumprehension of children was that of an eminent dive's who, in addressing a Sunday school on a parti- cular gauge of Scripture, pture, said: "Thu u en epitome of the whole Gospel." And then thinking that moms of them might not comprebood the terse, he said:— "Perhaps souse of you donut understand what the woad epitome mesas. I will explain it so that the very youngest of you will aadentand it. Epitome sy dear children—!pitches--is--synonymous with synopsis SEE TO IT I--Zore u, (from Brasil) will entre the wort sees of Dyspepsia A sines doss will relieve in a degree that shows its wonderful curative pow- ers, and its peculiar action epos the Stomach soil Digestive Organs. it is a positive and obsolete care for Costive - nese and Constipation, actin* in a re- rnarksble way upon thesyst en, carrying of impurities. As a Liver regulator its actions are most remarkable. 1t tones and stimulates the Liver to motion, it corrects the acids and regulates the hovels. A tow does will surprise you. Sample bottles 10 cls Blyth public school trustees consider themselves wise and ecomonical in cut: ing down the salary of their head mas- ter. 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