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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1972-02-16, Page 2 f!Few' „.0114*44ioniv AIrmn.E.D' \ 1172 Brussels Post Wednesday, Feb. 16, 1972 Serving Brussels and the surrounding community published each Wednesday afternoon at Brusserg, Ontario by McLean Bros. Publishers, Limited., Evelyn Kennedy - Editor Tom Haley - Advertising Member Canadian Community Newspaper Association and Ontario Weekly Newspaper Asiociation. Subscriptions (in advance) Canada $4.00 a year, Qthers $5.00 a year, Single Copies 10 cents each. Second class mail Registration No. 0562. Telephone 887-6641. Brussels And The First War . To the Editor Dear Sir:- ' On January 31, 1972, the Huron-Perth Tuberculosis and Respiratory Disease Association closed the books of the 1971 Christmas Seal Campaign. Thirty-four thousand, four hundred and twenty-six dollars and forty-seven cents was the amount recorded as received which also included Memorial Gifts and Bequests. Our Association is very grateful for the support of the Community in all areas; response to Christmas Seal letter, press, radio and the many volunteers involved in both program and campaign. The primary aim of the Christmas Seal Organization is to prevent disease and its second objective is the early detection of disease with the introduction of the patient into an adequate health care program. In recent years it has been shown that chronic bronchitis and emphysema are the second most common cause of disability with respect to socio- economic loss. We are carrying out screening programmes in many localities throughout the two-county area and urge your readers to take advantage of the service when we are in your locality. Screening programmes have both educat- ional and practical value for the com- munity as well as for the person involved. Community screening for chronic res- piratory disease has shown an incidence of 6 to 10 percent of the pOptiatiori 18 years of age or older. U the screening is carried out with men over the age of 40 who have smoked 20 cigarettes a day or more for 20 years or longer then the incidence jumps to about 25%. We are remiss if we do not mention the splendid service given our campaign by all the postmasters and staff. Their co-operation is essential to the success of our campaign and this was forthcOming with cheerfulness and humour. Sincerely, Mrs. Beryl Davidson, Program Co-Ordinator, Huron-Perth TBRD Association, 121 Wellington St., Stratford, Ontario. 'Give Them A Blast' "We get lots of suggestions for editorials," declares editor Ken Campbell of the Strathroy Age-Dis- patch, and he mentions a few of them received on an average week: - "How come they .ha, ha, ha.. painted a white strip on Cardoc Street . . ha, ha, then paved over top . . . ha, ha, . . . then painted a new .set of lines, then . . . ha, ha, ha . . . dug up the streets.. (We might add that this fellow re- jected our suggestion that he run for council and put a stop to this sort of thing). Isn't it kind of dangerous for that telephone booth beside the wall of that burned out building on Front Street to be used? Has Middlesex County Council or Strathroy or anybody decided whose job it is to take some action get- ting that vacant house on Front Street cleaned up? Aren't you going to give them a blast for ordering parking meters for Front and Frank Streets? Aren't you going to give them a blast for not ordering those park- ing meters for Fr,ont and Frank Streets yet? Aren't you going to give them a blast for not telling us what is going on with parking meters for downtown? Why don't nobody turn out for nothing in this town. Give them a blast. Why is everything for boys in this town? Why isn't there some- thing occasionally for girls? Why don't they do something?" I'm rather, interested in the subject of Marriage these days, for various reasons. Not for myself. Oh, no. Once bitten .. But I was asked to write a ceremony for, a mock wedding to take place at a bridal shower recently. lused some stock gags. "Marriage is a solemn institution, and is 'only to be entered into if you wish to spend the rest of your life in an institution." And “Dii you take this Woman to be your awful wedded wife?". And the conclusion, from a ',bishop" who has his services confused, ""And may God have mercy upon your souls." Stuff like that. Thought that was the end of it. Then my daughter arrived home for a weekend, with her current fiance. It seems the young man had asked her to marry him. The weekend was pretty obviously a confrontation thing, where the parents and the boy friend are exposed to one another, with the potential bride sitting by, darting wildly nervous glances at both parties. Let's listen in for a moment as panicky thoughts scoot through her mind. (Oh, why did Don have to say that? Moni'll think he's stubborn and stupid just because he didn't agree with her. Oh, no, he made another grammar error! Sure enough, Dad pounced on that. Oh, please Mom, don't go into that three-hour story about how you and Dad lived on $60 a month when you were married. Oh, lordy, why is Dad asking him all those questions about how much a sculptor makes, how many sculptures he's sold, and how he's going to pay back his student loans, as well as mine because by George he isn't going to support us? Oh, dear, I wish I'd never mentioned it.) Actually, it wasn't like that at all. In fact, I took the whole thing very lightly, as who wouldn't whose daughter has been engaged three times within a year. The only thing that floored me was that Kim said this fellow wanted to ask my permission to marry her. This seemed so old-worldly in this day and age that I immediately became suspicious, as . . . (1Jh-huh. Wants my permission, eh? Let's see. Permission means approval. Approval means it's going to cost me a lot of money, one way or another. And so on.) . However, as I said, I took it all rather off -handedly until I went downstairs Sunday morning, and found my wife and daughter arguing about the wedding: how many guests, who they were to be, what she'd wear, where the reception would be * and all that jazz. ' "What wedding?", I roared into the maelstrom. Atleast it stopped them long enough so that they could re-group forces and attack me. T. .discovered that I was an old fud, a fuss-pot, an obstacle in the course of true love, a cynic, a mater- ialist, and a few other things such as a miser, a hypocrite'(“You and Mom didn't have a nickel when you got married"), and a misanthrope. I cheerfully agreed to all the charges, which took.the steam out of their attack. Sent the kids off with a flea in their ear, and half our Sunday roast..The flea will buzz unheeded, and the roast will be scoffed with gusto. That's life. Would it were as simple.for every- body as it is for the chap who ran the following advertisement inthe 4 (personal" column of the city paper recently: PROFESSOR of surgery and head, of surgical research of a North American university, widower, age 60, financially very comfortable, bril- liant, good looking, in excellent health, active in sports, with broad interest in the humanities, arts and music, wishes to meet an elegant lady of Jewish faith, age 40 to 50, good looking, intelligent, and independently wealthy. Object - matrimony. The rest of the ad dealt with the mechanics. The ladies were to send photo- graph and all details. If they shaped up, a meeting would be arranged selectively by telephone. If they didn't, they would get their junk back. Well, I can't help but admire the man for laying it on the line, even though he is obviously an arrogant boor. He'll get so many letters he'll never have time to get married. Nor could I help composing' in my mind a similar advert extolling my own virtues for Leap Year ladies. It ran to only twelve words. As a party game, try making up your own marriage advertise- ment. You might be surprised at how much you have to offer to that vale of tears and laughter. Marriage is a solemn in- stitution. I f you are a solemn prig. Su ar and Spice by 13111 Smiley