HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1881-09-30, Page 3THE HURON SIGNAL; FRIDAY, SEPT. 30, 1881.
cur*, "I felt it my duty as Rector of
the parish, to endeavour to bring yusr
friend to a proper 'ens* of her ptritiva."
Joan turned toward him.
"Has the done it r' she 'ted.
The Reversed Remit'fn, his 'ethos -
imam concerning the young woman dying
out.
"I—I--" ke stammered.
J interrupted him.
itthesee as the has dune her say
good
J;
she demanded. "I dimwit my
"I have endeavoured to the best of my
ability to improve her mentaleondition,"
the minister replied.
"I thowt as much," said Joan ; I mak'
no doubt tha'st done thy best, neyther.
Happen tha'et gi'en her what oomfort
the had to spare, but if yu'd been wiser
than yo' are, yo'd ha' let her alone. I'll
warrant there is na a parson 'twixt here
an' Lannon, that could na ha' towd her
that she's a sinner an' has shame to bear ;
bet happen there is na a parson 'twixt
here Ari' Lunnun u she could n* ha' towd
that much to, hereon. Howivvier, as the
has said thy say, happen it'll do yo' fur
this toime, an' yo' can let her be for a
while."
Mr. Barholm was unusually silent dur-
ing dinner that evening, and as he sat
over his wine, his dissatisfaction rose to
the surface, as it invariably did.
"I am rather disturbed this evening,
Anice," he said.
Anioe looked up questioningly.
"Why?" she asked.
"I went to see Juan Lowrie this morn-
ing," he answered hesitatingly, "and I
am very much disappointed in her. I
scarcely think, after a11, that I would ad-
vise you to take her in hand. She is not
an amiable young woman. In fact there
is • positive touch of the vixen about
her."
[To BB C,NTINUED.
Wider Can Mee /eat P
There were two short-sighted men in
China, and their names were Ching and
Chang. They were always quarrelling
as to which of them could see best. One
day they heard that there was to be -
tablet erected at the gate of a neighbor-
ing temple, and they agreed to visit it
together and put their visual powers to
the test.
Each, however, wished to take advan-
tage of the other, so Ching went at once
to the temple, and looking quits close
at the tablet saw,an inscription with the
words—"To the great man of the peat
and the future." Chang also went, but
he advanced still closer, and in addition
to the inscription "To the great man of
the past and future" read in smaller tat-
ters, "Thu tablet is raised by the family
of Ling in donor of the great man."
On the day which they had agreed on,
standing at a distance from which neith-
er could read, Ching exclaimed, "The
inscription is, 'To the great man of the
past and the future.' "
"True," said Chang, "but you have
left out a part of the inscription which I
can read but } ou cannot, and which is
written in small letters, ' ::eatod by the
family of Ling in honor of the great
man.' '
"There is no such inscription. said
Ching.
"There is." said Chang.
So they both grew angry, and after
abusing one another, agreed to refer the
matter tt5 the high priest of the temple
He heard the story, and then quietly
said, "Gentlemen you are both wrong.
Then is no tablet to read; it was Ncen
into the interior of the temple yester-
day."
Pun anb FancV.
A small boy was hoeing Born in a ste-
rile field by the road -side, up near
Bethel, Indian,, when a passer-by stop-
ped and said: •' Pears to me your corn
is rather small" "Certainly, said the
boy, "It's dwarf corn." "But it looks
yeller." "Certainly. We planted the
yeller kind," "But it looks as if you
wouldn't get mors than half a crop."
"Of course not," said the boy' "We
planted her on shares.' II
Mei sale be bad • gat ng towns,
.W so les arms she t000000eeeaaaiiiiiilllllly clowned.
And love's sweet roundelay he songuf.
Toe that. said he, my love. 1 guess
Von eaaaot, menet love me Inc...
Give me the little hand I pruem !
`vis thine, she maid. with gleam obl'ies°.
While blushing roses dyed her calque—
The twain will b. made one next wiser.
TAgux 701 • TRAMP.—A good story
is passed ground on Judge Grant, who
stopped into the Santa Fe depot dressed
in his mining suit. He walked up to
the ticket toe and in his usual short,
gruff manner, asked the price of a ticket
to San Francisco. The agent, who took
him for a tramp, said: "The price of an
emigrant ticket is $12.33." The Judge,
not fully satisfied with this reply, said:
"By — sir, I want to know the price
of a ticket to San Francisco." "I told
you, sir, the price of an emigrant ticket
is $12.35. If you don't want one just
get out of the way." Imagine the agent's
surprise when the Judge drew from his
pocket a roll of bills, the smallest of
which was $500, and told him he would
like a state ro nn. Just as he was get-
ting ready G. go to the hank and get the
bill changed, the president of the road
came along, and immediately recognized
theJudge as an old acquaintance, and
said to him: "Judge, my special car is
going to 'Frisco this morning; will
yob enjoy a seat with me 1" The agent
slyly sauntered up and slipped the bill
into the "tramps" hand, and crawled
back to his desk, which was too high
for him by about six inches.
oso
/being tt in the alyle,
A Washington correspondent relates
the following of ex -Senator McCreery:
Some days before the adjournment of
Congress, as the story goes, good-natur-
ed and ponderous Senator MoCreery, of
Kentucky, was waddling down Penusyl-
ysnia Avenue when • dapper young
gentleman, one of that class which de-
lights "society girls" by exclaiming at
intervals during a fashionable reception :
"Have you been very gay this season Y"
approached him with the question: "Ah,
Senator, how de do ? I called on you
this morning. Did you get mycard 1
"Yes," said the senator dryly, "I got
the card; but what did you mean by
b'riting 'E. P.' in the corner of it 1"
"Oh, that," said the young gentleman,
evidently delighted at being able to give
information, "that, you known, means
'en persons —in other words, `left in
person.' "
`-Yes, yes," said the Senator, medita-
tively, "I see."
The next day Mr. 6fcCreery again met
the young man., and this time, going up
to him, said: "Ah, by the way, I called
on )on this morning; did you get my
tyre' r
"Yes, sir; yes," was the reply; "1 got
't; but, I say, Senator, what in the world
did you mean by writing 'S. B. A. N.'
'n the corner of it ?'
"What? didn't you understand that 1
I'm surprised. What should I mean but
'sent by a nigger ?' "
Were Ills Army Clesbes.
It was Sunday evening. Angelica had
invited her "best young man" to the
evening meal. Everything had passed
off harmoniously until Angelica's seven-
year-old brother broke the blissful
silence by exclaiming.
"Oh, ,ins ! yer oughter seen Mr.
Lighted the other night, when he called
to take Addie to the drill. He looked
so nice satin' 'long side of her with his
arm—" " "-
"Fred !" screamed the maiden, whore
face began to ammo the color of a con-
done crab—quickly placing her hand
over the boy's month.
"Yet- ought* seen him," continued
the persist rat informant, after gaining
his Meath, and the ant baru5ad girl's
hand wriemored, "be had his arm—"
"Freddie !" shouted the mother, as
in her frantic attempts tq resell the boy's
auricular appendage she upset the eon -
tents of the teapot in Mr. Lighthead's
lap, making numerous Russian war maps
over his new -lavender pantaloons.
"I was just goin' to say," the half
[rig
andb injured leaded, between a cry
an injrd pleaded,
"he had his
arm—••
"You boy !" thundered kis fatker,
"away to the wood -shed."
And the boy made for the nearest 'zit,
. zelabasd as he we/teed, "I was only
goin' to my Mr. Ligktkesd had his araty
dethee es, and I'll leave it to kiss if he
didn't."
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This none cart deny, espesially when as-
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Fall Strews la 1561.
South Huron, Exeter, Oat. 3.
Central, at Guelph, Oct. 3 to 5
Central, at Hamilton, Oct. 4 to 7.
East Waw•nosh, Belgrave, Oct. 11.
Morris, Blyth, Oct 12.
West Riding, at Goderich, on Wed-
nesday. and Thursday, October 5th and
Gth.
East Riding, at Brussels, on Thursday
and Friday, October Gth and 7th.
Ashfield and Wawanosh Branch, at
Dungannon, on Friday, the 7th of Octo-
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WILL CONTINUE
THIS MONTH_ I
BARGINS IN EVERY LINE
GOODS O$N C LETL R PR IOE.
OR & CO.
RON'T F''ORGRT
THAT
E. DOWNINGS.
is the place for
FIRST CLASS BOOTS AND SHOES.
W -Boots and Shoes repaired and made to order.
THE ONLY ONS-CZNT MORNING
PIPER IN CANADA.
THREE DOLLARS A YEAR !
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS A MONTH!
ONE CENT A COPY ! ! !
/Mess taws Waif 1be e est er say ether
Iterates raper.
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ivreywbere. )Seed( postcard terms and
(AMPLE COPT FREI. .
WORLD PRINTING CO.,
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MANITOBA _
G. W. R. EXCURSIONS
NEW BRANCH
2.bCneii=SOINT_
TOMMN
TA1LORIi\TG-_
1 have secured the services of Mr. Fred. Pridham as cutter. recommended to be one of the
best titters in the county. Style, 5i and wostook of ip guaranteed. A large and well selected
SCOTCH AND CANADIAN TWEEDS
Just arrived. The stock of
DRY GOODS ,and GROCERIES
ousin ess most complete and customers favoring me with their trade In any line of my is also
can rely upon getting good value and fair treatment.
JOHN ' AOHESON.
Maier 28 ill Mier 19
S)NAfelt
aqtrO0.
Rae. eet•sh
THOS. GREENWAY
L1, ref Ceatrans.
Or to raw
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JUST RECEIVED
DIRECT FROM
SZr,T'=R=OR_
The first consignment of the season of those justly celebrated
SALMON TIIOUT
—AT—
L. PER91,7 SON'S
Grocer, Hamilton street, Goderich.
Extensive Premises ilnd Splendid Nero Stock.
G-_ B A R R Y"
CABINET LIFER AND upERT
Hamilton Street, Goderic
A good aessrtteent of Ktsebes. Deg -roost. DINni Room sad Parlor Fur•ittue. sue► M Tit
Mea OWra (hair.oasis ad wood erased(. Cupboards. Bed-ateada Mattresses, Was Ireland
w
laa. *Asa t-sha4Yote. Looking Glasses. I
N. D. -A esmpNte aremtCelinesat of Cee and Shrouds always on hand, also Hearses for N
'tretiree/We rates
ctnro Frailties a sesetalty.—A rail solicited.
1751
C isle
le wets
atsf�dres save owe taw
a_
Moe tl, lire Y bow
every busis YstLLIgarret
REIO £CROOL BOOB DEPOT.
SCHOOL BOOKS!
SUPPLIES SCHOOL
AT THE LOWEST RATES
SHEPPARD'S.
g=NTg2L
Carriage Worksl
33 P0== =.1%
=.1%
having leased the ahop of Mr. P. Bayree, is now engaged in the furs o
£rat. class
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WAGGONS, etc.
Clive me a call, and I will give you prices that cannot he neaten in th
county.
REFAIRINCA tin JOBBING DONE
KINTAIL CARRIAGE WORKS,
9., POINTER
A LOT
OF
PRINTS
AT
COST
AT
Colborne Brothers.
MEDICAL HALL,
GODERICH.
F. JORDAN,
Chemist and Druggist
MARKET SQUARE, GoDEhICH.
Wholeaaleand Retail Dealer in D Cbembia1, Paints, 0Stuffs,, Dye Stu. Artist Colors
Patent Medicines. Horse and Cattle Medicines, Perfumery, Toilet Articles, to.
Physician+' Presaripttons carefully dtsponeed.Wg
Holiday Presents
At BUTLER'S
Photo and Autograph Albums in great variety, Work Boxes, Writing Desks, very
suitable for presents for Teachers and Scholars.
P ESETS FOR EVERYBODY. - ALL CAN BE SUITED.
Stock is New, very complete, and consists of Ladies' and Gents' Purses,' China
Goods of all kinds, Ruby Goods, Vases in many patterns, In,ower Pots,
Cups and Flowers,
China and Wax Dolls!
A Large Assortment. Smokers' Sundries—Merschaum Pipes and Cigar Holders
and Brier Pipes -100 Different Styles.
School Books, Miscellaneous Books
Bibles, Prayer Books, Church Sermons, W'6.rL6Y'M Hynin Books, Psalm Books,
&c. , &c. —Subscriptions taken for all the best ENottsa, ScareH,
Iiusu, Aiesat.-Ali and CANADIAN Papers and
Magazines at Publishers' lowest
rates—now is the time
to subscribe.
A full stock of School Books, for Teachers and High and Model School Student]
All will be sold cheap, and Patrons suited. I have a choice
and large selection of
Christmas and New Year's Cards! THEAYD
BET EVER SHOWN,
t l•HE�PLB THAN ITIR,
At BUTLE ' 3 .
Domini on Telegraph and Postage Stamp Owce.
1762
66 Dominion Carriage Works;" Goaerie/
MORTON AND CRESSMAN
manufacturers of FIR.YT CLASS
CARRIAC+ES, BUC+C+IES, eto.
Opposite Colborne Hotel We solicit an examination of our yehicles.
REPAIRING PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
In Leaving Town
whit to Mara my (basks to the 'ebbs for their patresye earwig to m . sad mrd
tee same 1a tature, sad to ringed them tat I have kat a reliable perws Is serge et M
bugloss_.
REPAIRING AND PICTURE FRAMING
w111 he dew es
82iORTEST NOTIOr.
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