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The Brussels Post, 1971-10-28, Page 7A new Texaco forced air furnace will keep you warm and comfortable all through the winter. Ifs designed to ensure the complete combustion of every last drop of oil. And oil means the most heat for the least money. Easy budget terms available. HOM, COMFORT MERLE FREEMAN PHONE 887-6528 BRUSSELS, ONT. COUNTRY CANADA Last season Country Canada adopted a new title and a new national perspective this year its scope expands to include international stories with Canadian Implications. This fall schedule Is at 1:30 p.m. with anchorman host Ron Nei* and seasoned and expert agriculture old resources commentators afr011 ceilAan bringing naves of the !and scI9h But it sure is tough, to he kicked out of hell. Satan. Truthfully Yours, T. K. F. DON'T TAKE THEM WITH YOU If you have problems -- and who hasn't! — try not to take them with you when you drive, advises the Ontario Safety League. If you think about your troubles at the wheel, you are likely to drive straight into some new ones. Accidents often hap- pen when people try to do two thinking jobs at once. Safe driv- ing requires your complete con. centration. Please give it the concentration it deserves.* A conservationist guide at a large national park ended his lecture by suddenly pointing to no tut in Tartieular and shouting, "What have you ever done to pre7 ,serve our forests?" One startled tourist blurted I shot a woodpecker once"! on 5 year Debenture Investment Certificates You earn higher interest on all of The Municipal's Debenture Investment'Certificates. Interest payable semi-annually or left to accumulate. Tomos One to Five years. Amounts: $100 to $20,000. For further information! The Municipal Savings & Loan Corporation, P.O. Box 147, 89 Dunlop Street East. Barrie, Ontario. (705) 726-7200. (Please call collect). 44ASZt \lito tot,. hol 0.- m0 iss6, 71431 savings loan corp6i-ation 1kTEI,A11BR: PAN 's 7 P0FITT Tr--471": ' NrIr. onTro:RIVTION. RONNENBERG 'INSURANCE AGENCY Open Tuesdays and Fridays Phone 887-6663 Brussels, On JIM CARDJ 3 REAL ESTATE: nrIcil<RR GENgRAI, INSURANOE Off104; 80-9100 $114 tlitrASDAY, OCT. 28th, 1971 lit,00.11••••••••10. we If you unit r uth re e Islinter at le st get a new Texace fursar GENTLEMEN'S CLUB NEWS ITEMS The following poeM was given to me by a well known Grey TwIL farmer, Charlie. Deitner. Whether it is original or not it certainly is well arranged. There are a couple of places the words just don't seem to fit but we wish to share it with the public. We thing it very good regardless of pplitics. Charlie is a rottenGrit. There's a story I'll tell you Though strange it may seem About. William Davis And his wonderful dream. Being tired of Liberals, he lay down ill bed With the N.D P. howling, he dreamed he was dead. Now in a fine coffin he lay in state While all the old Tories mourned his last fate. But he wasn't dead long till he found through his cause His soul like his party were going to to be lost So leaving the earth to heaven went straight Arriving up there gave a knock at the gate. Saint Peter looked out,, and in a voice loud and clear Said "Begone, William Davis. We don't want you here" "Very well," said Davis, YOu're very uncivil I suppose from now on, I must go to the devil." 500. So he turned righ around, and off they he did go, As fast as he could, to the regions below. But when he got there he was filled with dismay. While waiting outside . he heard old Nick say "Now boys, I'll give 'you a warn- ing. I'm expecing Davis down here this morning But don't let him in, for to me it's quite clear He is full of malice, we don't want him here. If once he gets in, there'll be no end of strife In fact, he will corrupt our good life." "Satan; my friend," Mr. Davis then cried "Excuse m,e for listening, while waiting outside If you don't admit me where can I go?" "Oh said the devil, I don't know," "Do let me in, as Urn feeling quite cold," Said Davis quite anxious to enter Nick"s. fold. "You may set we in a corner, no matter how hot." "No no,' said the devil. Most cert- ainly not." We don't admit people'for greed and wealth Here's sulphur, two matches, make a hell for yourself." So he hit him a kick and he vanished in smoke. Just at that moment, Davis awoke. He sat up in bed in a shivering sweat, He said "That's a dream I'll m-Wer forget, wpii't go to to heillt€1 9 i ktloW Vciry There is the story of the U.S. hippie who was on a TV man in the street interview program; who was asked what he thought about the fndiannapolis He replied "I think that are innocent." A Sincere THANK YOU To all who worked as 'volunteers in my organiz- ation and also to all those who supported Tree at the polls. Lou Boyce