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The Huron Signal, 1881-09-23, Page 6TILE III RON fife;': ; . Fk1DA1. SEPT. �•,�I. the Poet's Corner. lite Tress. Thou must tis true thyself. It though the truth would'. t trash; The soul must overflow, it thou Another's *nal would'st reach; It needs the overflow of heart To give the lips tul speech. Think truly,d thy tbougtta Shall the weld's famine feed; Speak truly, and each word of thine Shall be a friitttul seed; Live truly, and thy lite shall be A great and noble creed. -lit. Beam. Wedding -Day Wastes. Sinop 1 have not for your bridal Any precious offerings bronght-- Gold. or gems, or costly fabric, By the curious workman wrought - Let your thought admit the fancy. While you read the worts I write, That your friend's heart is a casket, And her wishes jewels bright. Thus you aha;l be fairly furnished With all favours brides should wear, For the neck, the wrists. the fingers, For your brow and shining hair. Husband's love and faith should crown you, Better than wrought gems a queen; Wifely truth and trust illumine, _ More than pearls could, rano and mien. Home and sweet content I wish you, Moro than lands and lofty hill - Bracelets these, and golden neck -chain Holding you in a willing thrall. Dally, loving words of kindness. Those for jewelled rings should be; Bitter than the diamond's radiance Is the light of charity, And for fairest, best adorning. Never wanting, ever bright. Wear the "meek and quiet spirit." Priceless in the Giver's sight. Thcae will fail not. though misfortune Sweep all earthly good away; God's dear suit, of love and favor Turnet.i darkness into day. Tun ane Fancy. The duck that hatched her brood is said to have been the first one known to "pool the issues." Peter the Great was a man of iron will. There is generally a great deal of iron in all grates. When a rural -resort landlord thinks a city man is putting on too many sirs, he merely says, as he hands him his key to his room,.at night "Be careful to turn out the gas. Don't blow it out." A six pound orange hat grown in Cal- ifornia. It weighed only ono pound when it was picked, but twelve editors have seen it since and there's nothing in California like editors to make things grow. "Our chairman," said a man who had got home from a public meeting that ended in a general row -"our chairman tried to pour oil on the troubled waters, but it all ended in a turmoil." Lesson for young housekeepers -`How can you tell a youdlg fowl from an old net' `By the teeth.' `By the teeth? But fowls have no teeth.' 'I know they haven't, but I have.' "When was Rome built?" asked a dthool oommittee-man of the first class in ancient history. "In the night;" an- swered a bright little girl. "In the night:" exclaimed the astonished exam- iner. "How do you make that out?" "Why, I thought everybody knew that 'Rome wasn't built in a day."" Just after wo left Rounccville, Judge t)---, of Charlottsville, commenced 1:is jokes, and soon hall all the pasaen- .,t rs in a roar. "I'll tell you what I can do," said the judge to a correspondent f a Now York paper; "you may think f any tuneyou please, whether I have L. nasi it or not. and, by seeing you keep tae time with your fingers, I can tell •u what you are plaj-in." The cor- rrspondent was skeptical. After think - i:.1 a loonier t, he commenced piano 1 'laying ..,n the back of the seat in front '.situ, IIith all the ..race t f a profess- . tl. "WI.:tt at11 1 playing 'tow?" he oil cazt•L'y, :ilia with an air of tri - 1,h. '`You are playing the fool," re - the judge. I-ouseholo, Mints. leIo 21 45 a Very uppctizing ad- i:it:on to cold roast Veal, also to minced Veal en toast. To FRT FISH. -Sweet, fat salt pork eh •-ild be tried out: in which to fry t c•'i h,h. Nothing gives the tiah a but- tcr flavor. IFr.ENr44 PI,TATOE.,.-Cut bo.letl pota- b.•es in thin slices, and simmer them in a few spoonfuls of plan gravy, a bit of butter rubbed in a iitt.o flour, chopped :,rlley, pepper and salt. Vr... I:TAILF::.-Don't wash vegetables until just before you are going to cook theta. The earth is a preservative and absorbent of the volatile dement of the ro.•t, which, as soon as washed, evapor- ates rapidly into the air and is lost. .irLLv ROLL. Three cg's, one cup of scar, one teaspoonful of cream tartar, .me -half teaspoonful of soda, one cup of flour; pour it thin in a baking; hake slowly; spread jelly over it, and roll it up. Wrap it in a cloth. ''H•. (4LATE (.'tRNFI.s.--Serape one- half of a cake ,.f Bakers ('h. colate, and -oH-- ter-mtectrp of sugar, one cup- of butter . Let it cook slowly till it hard- ens by dropping into cold water, and pour it on buttered plates. &)t-gzN film TITs.- Rub four ounces of Nutter int" eight ounce. of floral and six ouncee of lump sugar, the yolk of two the white of one and a tablespoon - fat brandy; roll the paste thin and cut with a tin cutter; egg over top of each with remaining white, and sift on whit* sugar; hake in a warm oven. Itram SAI ra 'OR COMITEw,-On. quart of oysters when haying them ask !or a little extra Kinin.., put over thefire, rub op pieces of butter the rise of small eggs with two even tahlealw,on.fnl of flour. stir this in the oysters till cleanly - d, pepper and salt to tate, and nn no amount let it boil more that ..IN i.istant -the oysters must not be hart. This is enough to serve with eight pounds, for twelve persona. as first onunhe history 'neat 'Words of lliisaom. Iwt not the stream of your lite always be a murmuring stream. It is better to be laughed at fur not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are. We expect submission and amendment from the wrong person; we sh:luld ex- pect them from ourselves. While his mother lives, aan has one friend on earth who will not�iesert him'; when he is needy. Her aff tion tlows from a pure fountain, and ceases only at the ocean of eternity. To dream gloriously, you must act gloriously while you are awake; and to bring angels down to oonvelse with you in your sleep, you must labor in the oauae of virtue during the day. He who betrays another's secret be- cause he has quarreled with him was never worthy of the sacred name of friend; a breach of kindness on the one side will nut justify a breach of trust en the other. Happy is the man who is out of debt let his property be ever so small. Thu evils of debt have been moat formidably illustrated during the prevailing strin- gency of the hard times. Many a may who had money enough to make hint comfortable, has lost every dollar by having it invested in property on which he had given a mortgage. No platter how much a man is worth, if he is heavily in debt, his life is troubled. Make it a rule to never run in debt. There were four good habits a wise and good nun earnestly recommended in his counsels, and also by his own example, and which he considered essentially ne- cessary for the management of temporary concerns; these are, punctuality, ac- curacy, steadiness,, and dispatch. With- out the first of these time is wasted; without the second, mistakes the most hurtful to our own credit and interest and that of others may be committed; without the third, nothing can he well done; and without the fourth, op- portunities of great advantage are lost which it is itnpomsible to recall. Tie rinse. Everyone may not know what a "nor- mal" pulse is. To such the following. table mg interesting: Pulse in Lhe newly born infant 130 to 1.0 Pulse during tint year 115 to 130 Pulse during second year100 to 115 Pulse during third year 95 to 105 Pulse during 7th to 14th year 80 to 90 Pulse during 14th to 21st year 75 to 85 Pulse during 21st to 60th'fear 70 to 75 In old age 75 to 80 In inflammatory nr acutediseases the pulse may rise to 120 or even 150 in the adult, and become so frequent in the child that it cannot be counted. Muscu- lar exertion, mental' excitement, diges- tion, alcoholic drink, and elevation above the see level accelerate the pulse, and. as a general rule, it is more frequent in the morning than the evening. It is slower in sleep, and from the effect of rest, diet, cold, or blood-letting. The pulse of a grown woman exceeds that of a man of the same age as mach as 10 to 14 beats a minute, and, . according to some authorities, is less frequent in the tall than in the short person, the variation being about 4 beats for each six inches of height. pretty Nell Done. Some of the latest nuisances are the cads whoget into cars or stages with light- ed cigars in their hands and fill the whole vehicle with the detestable oder of burnt cabbage-leaves,in spite of the pre- sence of ladies and the notice''•No amok- ing." I have tried complaining to the drivers to get rid of these nuisances; but the result was a lot of foul slang-whang, ing more otfecsive to the ladies than ev- en the stench of the cigars. On the next occasion, when two well-dressed, cads brought their cigars in, I tried an- other method. "Here," said I, tendering thein a nic- kel eacjl, "take this and buy another ci- gar when you leave the omnibus." "W hat do you mean?" indignantly in- quired the elder of the cads. "Nothing but charity,"I replied. "Of course you must be too poor to lose a cigar or you would never carry that one in the presence of ladies. Throw it away and buy yourself another with this nickel." The cigars went out of the window; my nickels on the floor, and, after glan• cine sullenly around for some minutes, the cads left the stage, angerly inviting me to step on the pavement and have it out. "It is out, now, thank you," I mildly answered, "and you:ought never to have brought it in. Go ahead driver!" SEE TO IT ?-ZoesaA, (froni Brasil) will cure the worst case of Dyspepsia. A single dose will relieve in a degree that shows its wonderful curative pow- ers, and its peculiar action upon the Stomach and Digestive Organa it is a primitive and sberoln$e -cure for °naive ness and Constipation, acting in a re- markable way upon tbesystess, carrying off impurities. As a Liver regulator its actions aro most remarkable. It tones and stimulates the Liver to adios, it corrects the acids and regulates the bowels. A tow doses will surprise you. Sample bottles 10 ens NSW Alam Rarweaewc -The avoid ex- quisite little toilet gala extant for the teeth and breath is 'Toxemia." Saes. pleb tents wend ilea be Weasel M. One who has fairly bsatowl Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry, though pre- judiced against proprietary medicines in general, writes- "i would not rest over night without this reliable remedy for sodden attacks of Cholic, Crimps and Cholera Morbw so prevalent in the stwemer •waive[ T Ewer • heath. at heart ' Could Draw aYharry eas. MRS. •-' _ _--. _ .___ liked vier se: w.•4. ver: .uo.eh t.• ttc� to rest.a n}r suttsrrow o.atoraers, Is der {leiwith,are stn :!e •vt•:rI "n ,' a� ' around that she las worthy pae:oi lo- a k.i.•.eter Y i... h...l ..• 1 her new stuck en olwasd rut � etitteti his ;,iiI; .t :. 1. ,., n ‘ Ike Ad. - hath. ' I1.,' I, nett '•),i. toe e\ a.• aide 1 tiiiuk you c.t*i , ... a.u,t t..elini•ti !"intoe,..' '1ii•; 1 ' 1 .!,.i. Lin': of tt. ':ou repe.ite.;.y' .;,..i. ..1 ,lr.ri.iug infer- ences. how 1...t .as Creek to muov hearer.. 'uh. n.,. .ljust every ..nr, of cuurte, luows 41)44 we Lawn Ivy draw- ing an iufereiiee ' 'You 311, mostakrn, br.tber, as euro x• yea live. 1 do n.t believe one-half of wy eou%;relfatiuu would uiiderstand the phrase." You ter tainlycannot be right.' '1 aa.. Now, there is Mr. Smith'- pointing int a wan just turning a corner- 'who is uuite au 1'1- telligeut fanner. We will ..tertake him and I Will anti ! uu if he eau &AR alk it1- ference.:unl 1 .1.. n.4 Iwhcve he will un- deret I me.' .Neeorlin;,liy the tiro win,ieters .!trick.': rd :heir pace, and as they cause up to the said Mr. Smith his poet ,r said to him: 'llyd.lr'r Smith can you draw :u1 i:. ft r••nce l:rother Biotin thuesummarily into, r..gated, l...,ked a' his latst •r fur stole fifteen seumds, .lotto surprised, au I thea rather hesitatingly saiu: 'Well, 1 mills at, I could. I've got n pair of horses that eau draw anything to which they are hitched. But I shouldn't like tit on Monday.' HAMILTON STREET OPPOSITE THE COLBORN E HOTEL and solicits a continuance of their can patrwye i as she n with sun Bence rrotaiiuead bei 1tFIe�ards u tin/4111 einrt I rut class in evparttoular. ,, s.Iiod a Ilse Las beenery setcured mas ae- rodent. A r'ALL 1s ttsarst'rrl'LLT IIfvITID. Wanted Immediately, • number of apprise - rives to learn millinery. I firthimilton Street, next dour to W. Mit- cheU's Gruoery. 1784. JOHN PASMORE THE WORLD OVER. Mr. Thos. Lee, of Varna, has taken try 360 acres of land beyond Brandon, and intends disposing of all his effects in this county and becoming a permanent resident of the northwest. The vote on the harbor by-law at Port Elgin resulted as follows. -for the by- law 120; against the by-law 6. About three weeks since, Mr James Cruikshank and Mrs. Coleman of Elderslie were united, ages amount to 154 years, 86 for the groom and 68 for the bride. Ye ancient bachelors and maidens of uncertain age take courage. The British flag waves over the Pres- itleut's cottage at Long Branch. The cottage is owned by an Englishman, but an he was kind enough to otter it to the l'iesidct.t, free of charge, ict us not tit. George disputes title with the star and stripes. The two greatest nations in the world pray eanntwtly fbr the President's recovery, and the flags of the two wave over his head. It is something to be proud of, not to resent. -'Boston Post, Lord Lorne, wishing G. get a real legend from Indian lips. told an in- terpreter the other day to take down in writing one of those re'ated about 'the camp -fire and to translate it for him. The man ac.-°pted the commission with great alacrity, far-seeing, as was after- ward discovered, what a Silver Islet it would be to him. Luckily he was ques- tioned hitter on as to how long the legend would he, and forced to confess that it would take a year or so to tell, at the rate of three hours a day'., The first commission was withdrawn, and he strictly limited to the supply of half a dozen sample sheets. ' Dr. Carson never claimed fur his Stomach and Constipation Bitters any MIRACULOUS POWER OF HEALINO, but with the quiet consciousness of the me- dicinal virtues he prescribes them to all those who sutler from any derangement of the Stemach, Bowels, Liver and Kid- neys. In large 8 oz. bottles at 50 cents. George Rhynas special agent fur Gude- rich. The celebrated switiretclipsed ht• Lord Byron and Leander have" just been ec- lipsed by L. ,rd Claudeboye, eldest son of L.ird Dutferin,who t swain across the Bos- phorus in a little over an hour. The swim is considerably lunger than By- ron's swim from Lestos to Abydos. These who are subject 10 Biliousness, Constipation, Dyspesia, Indigestion or any kidney Affection, should take the advise of an able physician and use Dr. Carson's Stomach and Couatil.ati.m Bit- ters. In large bottles at .ill ('encs. Geo. Itltynas special agent for 1;. sierich Never lave 1 p. If you are suffering with low- and de- pressed spirits, loss of at.petite, general debility, dis..rdhed blood, weak consti- tution, headache, :itrtt- .li±ease of a bilious nature, by all means procure a bottle of Electric Bitters. Yon will be surprised to see the rapid improvement that will follow; you will he inspired with new life; strength activity will re- turn; pain and misery will cease, and henceforth you will rejoice in the praise of Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a bottle, by all druggists. what Every One say • Nast be Tree. All unite in praise of Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry who have tried its efficacy in curing Cholera 310r - bus, Cramps, Dysentery, Nausie, and Stomach and Bowel Complaints, general- ly in children nr adults. Every person should keep a supply on hand. The First Step. `elf -respect is the first step in all re- formations; and when your blood 4 laden with impurities and you are suffer- ing from biliousness or dyspepsia, the first rtep to a radical cure is to take Bur- dock Blood Bitters. Price $1.000, trial size 10 oents. A ran. thready. Many medicines cheek too soddenly attacks of Bowel Complaints, inducing dangerous inAammatinn, Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wilt: Strawberry, cleanses' strengthen and heals the diseased and weakened mucous surface of the Stomach and Bowels, and safely cores *very forte el Sommer Complaints'. Wortley el Praise. As • rule we do not recommend Pelmet Medicines, but when we know of one that really is a public benefactor, and does positively curs, then we consider it our duty to impart that information to all. Electric Hitters are truly a most valuable medicine, and will surely sure Rdioneness, fever and Ague, Stomach, Liver and Kidney Complaint*, even where all other remedies fail. We know whenmf we speak, a can freely rem - mend them to all. —[[Erecom- mend -Sold at fifty Mnt. • heeds by all d ruegiita Manufacturer of 8OilS, Cavia has Etc., Etc., VICTORIA -St., Corner of Trafalgar. Agent for the Celebrated SEEGMILLER CHILLED PLOUGH Aad Agricultural Implrsrats. . agent Queen's Fire& Life Ins. Co. This is one of the best Compaalss in exist- entee,, being prompt and reliable. Information furnished cheerfully on applieatioa 78'I4m JON. raslee'.e. HAIR _DRESSING • • Mrs. T. Robertson 1. 1KES THIS OPPORTUNITY OF informing the ladles of Goderich. and the country generally. that she Has Removed to East Street, Near Knox Church. Goderich, where she car- ries on hair Dressing in all its breaches. Pwitches, Curls, Puffs, Frizettes Braiding, etc., done up in the Latest Styles. A Call is Respectfully Solicited Goderich. June 30, 1881. 1793-3m SEEDS FOR 1881. LEMON SQUEEZERS. CARD BOAIU ), BRISTOL BOARD, ' SCRAP PICTURES, CAMP STOOLS, CANVASS, AT G. C. ROBERTSON'S. F'arxx .ere Attersnti©x Barbed Fence Wire contracted for in any quantity at very lowest prices. I SELL EITHER 2 OR 4 BARBEL) FENCE WIRE. wire and barb galvanised after being twisted which cannot scale : ff. Use Barbed Wire for Fences. NO SNOW DRIFTS—NO WEEDS—NO WASTE LANDS. For sale by G. H. PARSONS, 1779 CHEAP HARDWARE, GODERICIL 5000 BARRELS 5000 GOOD APPLES! WANTED IMMEDIATELY Thanking the public for past favors. I take ALT pleasure in stating that I have on hand a better stock than ever before of choice Wheat, Barley, Yeas, Black and White Oats. Tares. Clover, and Timothy: also Yea Vlne Clover, Alsike, Lucerne and Lawn Grass, A first class assortment of FIELD, GARDEN and FLOWER SEEDS. selected with great care from the best seed houses in the country. Call and see. We keep the best and most geuuine seed we can purchase. COMPTON'S SURPRISE CORN, The beet Held corn yet introduced. Ground oil cake kept constantly on hand. JAMES McNAIR- 1779. Hamilton St. ANCHOR LINE. 1'NITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS Sail ever Saturday. NEW YORK TO GLASGOW CABINS, to $ae. STEERAGE $1* These Steamers do not carry cattle, sheep orelgs NEW YORK TO LONDON DiRECT. CABINS 033 to M. Excursion at Reduced Rates. Paasenger accommodations are unsurpassed. Alt:Staterooms on Main Det -k. Passengers booked at lowest rates to or from any Railroad Station in Europe or America. Draftsat lowest rates. parable tfree ofcharge,e throughout England, Scotland and Ireland. For books of information. p�lans. &c.. apply n to 1IENDERaON BROTHERS, : oWLINOOREEN, N. Y. Or 1.) MR41. E. \V-11INOC'K, Albion Block. are offering some Spo,;ial Bargains in 1751 Agent at Goderich Record of' the LYMAN Barb Linens, White and Grey Cottons. 31EZ. 4C) La M F YOU WANT PURE DRUGS AND CHEMICALS, .HORSE AND CATTLE MEDICINE PATENT MEDICINES, PERFUMERY, dc., 00 TO THE PEOPLE'S DRUG STORE. IF YOU WANT GOOD CIGARS, TOBACCOS, PIPES, sic... co TO THE PEOPLE'S DRUG STORE. - • A splendid assortment of FISHING TACKLE just received: and will be sold CHEAP.' GEO. RHYNAS Successor to GEORGE CATTLE: Rlake's Block, neat the Market, Goderich. Prescriptions a Speciality - - - Night Bell on the Front Door SPECIAL BARGAINS. R=__ az sN= _ Dress Goods, Prints, Skirtings, Denims, Ducks, Table FIHST PRIZES AWARDED THE "LYMAN" Four -Barb Wire Fencing at MONTREAL QUE. H A 131 LTON. CINCINNATI, OHIO. EXHIBITIONS. SYRACUSE. N. Y. ' DAVENPORT. IOWA. - rOR E XCELLENCEOnd SUPERIORITY Orer all Competitors. The Cheapest & Best FeeciI1 IN THE W O RI3D_ Adopted and in use on 19 Railway Lines in the U. S. and Canada.. See that our trade mark. "LYMAN BARR," is stencilled on each reel. Bar No Oman. Send for prices and circular. to It, W. MCKF.NEIE. Gilderich. DOMINION BARB WIRE FENCE CO. 1773em. Mt areal. WEEK. 12 • day a1 base eerily $72 made. Cost oatft toe. Addres Rte & Co.. Augusta, Maine. OLOU TOBL000 00, Dri l01T, Vr, a.., .^' e-TNtwo1 the PRINTS- -Fast Colors. from 5r. per yard up. BLACS C.ei..EIECMICrtES- 9peclal Make, without except:on the best make in town. COTTON B1 IRTINCiB_-Extra Value. from 12}e. np. TWEEDS. -Fine Selection in English. Scotch and Cauadian. Suits made to order in i lrst Class Style for $10, 112, $11. Wand 118. All cloth bought tut out tree of charge. REID & SEYD, Manchester House, Goderich. Merchant Tailoring! ILUGH DUNLOP, The Ftshlo able Tailor. is now in a position to execute all orders he may be favored with, In THE LATEST SPRING AND SUMMER STYLES. ON HAND, A CHOICE ASSORTMENT OF mom and .eeTWEEEDS, WORSTEDS, ETC. our Goods. Hugh Dunlop Fashio noble Tailor, West -St,, Goderich, SAUNDERS' VARIETY STORE. Stove and Tinware Depot. SPECIAL LINES IN STOVES. SPECIAL LINES IN FANCY GOODS AND JEWELLERY. SPECIAL PRICES IN WALL PAPER, 6,000 ROLLS CHEAP. Note the Stand. "The Cheapest House Under the gun." St/Next door to the Post Oft'lce, Wert Pt. NEW GOOD ARRIVING EVERY DAY