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moved away from town still ow-
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ordered a ginger ale, I was so
ing 30 cents of a milk bill. They
surprised i sWallowed my cigar-
ette and it still burning, Len had
The other day on my way to been, to the doctor who told him
Listowel Fair, I though I would it he didn't quit drinking a cer-drop into the Legion, and show Al tain 'beverage it would shorten Logan how the ,Gentlemen of his life ten. years, What that Dr.
100 years ago 'dressed, Poor Al, should know is the sentence he
gave Len shortened it 20 years. very seldom gets the chance to
meet or mingle with any gentle- John Clark was. advised by the
men except when the members of same Dr. that if he had more
our- club are there playing euchre blood and less beer in his body he
I was also.prepared to givg them Wouldn't have so many nose
• any information required such as• bleeds.. I always though a nose
how to act at a banquet if ever bleed was good by getting rid of
.asked to the Waldorf Astoria or bad blood; It John got rid of all
what to do if a lady asked one of his bad blood -he wouldn't have a
them to her room in the Rockefl- drop left in his veins. Maybe. the
ler-Sheraton Hotel for a cocktail Dr. was 'wrong. Doctors can't
Instead of receiving the respect cure a cold but they can pne-
I expected I was both insulted umonia.HYou 'go in with a bad
and offended,' was told my false cough, so they ram a needle into
you and you go home with pneu-chin whiskers made me look like
a billy goat, my swallow tail coat monia, then, they have sonic-
was only meant for flunkies and thing to work on. In the good old
to go home and go to bed. I was days if you got a bad chest cold
pondering what to do when in and sore throat you were put to
walked Len Lamont and Jack bed with a mustard plaster, a
Clark.. Their faces were as long slice of raw. fat pork wrapped in
as Ivan Campbell's would he if a wollen sock and put around
Ivan discovered a customer had
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Blyth, Ont.
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your neck and you were soon on
your feet, sore eyes, you went to
the tea pot and Inad.e'LL poultice
from tea leaves. Now you go to
your doctor and he sends. you to
,an. eye specialist •who. sends you
to an optomitrist who fitS you,
with a fifty or sixty dollar pair of
glasses when a used tea bag
would have done the job. For an
ear ache you got some one to
blow smoke into it. For a nose
).deed you put a cold horse shoe
on the Wok of_ your neck. For ;.t
boil you put 04'a linseed poultice.
if you got a sliver or a bull thistle
a poultice made of laundry soap
and brown _sugar and the offend-
ing article would be out by morn-
ing. If you were having a baby
a neighbour hitched up and went
for the Dr, while you went for
neighbour woman The baby was
generally born before the Dr. got
there and the mother was out
milking the cows in less than a
week, Now your Doc tells you
that in about eight months and
2S days you will have a baby.
There's time enough to go to him
when you start eating pickles and
turnips with your lemon pie. They
can't even tell you whether it is'
going to be a girl or a boy.
Which reminds me of a ditty I
read one time.
it may be a boy that's coming
Or it may be a girl like me,
It seems as though they auto
know
But they don't know which it will
be .
One reason I should have been
an M. D. is he gets paid for going
to see other men's wives while a
fiddler might get shot.
Truthfully Yours,
T. K. F.
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Student: "Two seats'.
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