HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1971-08-19, Page 4CR.ANBROOK GENERAL STORE
SUPERTEST GAS AND OILS
WE GIVE GOLD BOND STAMPS
Holidiy Luncheon IMeats 2 tine' ---
Personal Size Ivory P, lybags of 8 ----
Baby Scott Disposable Diapers $1.79
Baby Scott Plastic Snap-On Pant 65c
Baby Scott Diaper and Pant Both for $2.39
FRESH PEACHES:
Orders Taken for Bushels or 'Large 'Baskets
Agent: Listowel Dry Cleaners
79c
89c
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PHONE BRUSSELS 887-6593
dozen times and walkes the floor
a few hundred time in the middle
of the night, he won't be so cocky.
Worst of all the kid may grow up
to he a train robber or a school
teacher or maybe even a Tory.
TruthtUlly Yours,
T. K. F.
How to keep
the traffic moving
when rush hour hits
the hot water.
Rush hour. Every family has one.
When there are dishes to be
washed, kids to be tubbed, Dad
scrubbing up. Then Sis decides
she has to have a shower. It takes
a lot of hot water to 'keep the
traffic moving.
That's why you need the Cascade
electric water heater—the big
producer. It's got the capacity a
busy family needs, and it's
economical, too. Cascade keeps
you in hot water for only pennies
a day. Ask your Hydro about the
quiet, Clean, electric Cascade
water heater.
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ask your hydro
`'.The Name of the Game is Electrical Living.
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ENTERTAINMENT AT SMILEY'S HAVE.II
FRIDAY NIGHT ONLY
BILL CARLYSLE and TRIO PLUS
FROM STRATFORD
SATURDAY NIGHT ONLY
REG FREER and THE MIDDLESEXERS
FROM KERWOOD
Menu: Barbacued Ribs and Kraut, Southern icried ChIcket.
and Chips
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FOR SALE —
Straw on the field. 10c a bale.
Phone 887-9352
FOR SALE —
Clean oat straw in the field or
haled, 'Emerson Mitchell 887-6697
STRAYED —
To lot 16, Con. 11, Grey Town;
ship, one cattle beast. Contact:
Phone 887-6784,
FOR SALE —
20 acres of good clean straw;
also would bale.
Doug Fraser 887-6597
WANTED TO PURCHASE —
Timothy Seed delivered to our
mill in Brussels.
TOPNOTCH FEEDS . 887-6011
FOR SALE ---
African Violets. Wide choice of
colors. Prices low. Drop in fore-
noons or call 887-6303, Frank
Carter, Elizabeth Street, Brussels.
FOR SALE —
A.Case Tracor, 3 point hitch,
furrow plow; also cordwoOd.
887.6244
FOR SALE
6 windows and frames 7' x 6';
5 windows 4' 8" x 5'; 2'windows
2' 4" x 4'; also 5 doors.
Phone 887-6212
FOR SALE —
2 folding Plastic covered Porch
Chairs; Small walnut cupboard;
Rose and blue pattern rug 13 ft
inches 'by 10 ft. 8";' Living room
carved broadloom 12ft. by 15 ft.,
matching oval rug 8 ft. by 4 ft.
Pearl Backer Phone 887-6831
FOR SALE —
Household articles, odds and
ends; 3 22's with ammunition:
L.P. Records; Chest of Drawer3;
King size bed and mattress; con-
tinental bed; glassware; deep
freeze: Kid's pool table; set of
Bongo Drums: 12 string German
Spanish Guitar with laminated
shaft; some tools. If what you
want is not listed just ask. Very
reasonable. Phone 887-6545
"How did you lose a.hose fing-
ers on your right hand?"
"I stuck them hi a horse's
mouth tosee how many teeth he
had."
"Then what happened?"
closed his mouth to see
hOW many Litman I had"
TREE PLANTING ASSISTANCE
Do you have some lane you want
refoi.ested in 1972?
If so, contact the:
Secretary-treasurer
Maitlend Valley Conservation
Authority,
Box 5,Wroxeter, Ont
519-335-3557
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB
NEWS ITEMS
should Mention the fact, this
column wa s written two days
after prime minister Trudeau
gave out the startling, but ex-
pected news that he was to be-
come a father
Next day our editor went on
his vacation, with good reason
too. Here it, is. Roy had worked
hard and had everything ready
to go to press. That night the door
bell rang and it was a dear old
lady whose Siamese cat had been
missing for four days. Well, Roy
obliged by rearranging the type
and putting in nice ad. Later the
old lady phoned to cancel the ad
as the cat had returned home. He
didn't need to refund the money
as she would be in town one of
these days and would pick it up.
Roy went down town to the office
and arranged his paper as it was
before he got mixed up with cats.
Next morning another phone call.
The cat was gone again, and would
he reinstate the ad. Well, the
poor fellow threw up both hands
and when they came down they
were on the steering wheel of an
automobile and our editor was on
his way to Saratoga Springs and
parts unknown.
That night I had an imaginary
interview with some prominent
People rega,rds. Mr. Trudeau be-
coming a father. Here are their
comments John Diefenbaker,
pure and simple a political dodge.
The people of Quebec like big fain
ilies and our prime minister lost
no time in getting started, to
please them. Mr. Stanfield; It's by
al] means the most important
thing he has done since the
people were foolish enough to
vote him into power in 68. Steph-
en Lewis N.T.).P.: I wonder if he
had to be punched, pulled, 'kicked
and proddeed The MD.P. had to
do all this to get him to do any-
thing for the good of the country.
I wonder if it was his own idea.
Mary Smith flrovin, Women"s
eration League: Another case of
the woman having nothing. to say.
Are we to how down to the brutal
instincts of man and have nothing
to say but yes, I'd fix him gOOd,
I would go right now and 110,170
44 abortion.
Barb ',MeCutolipon, impudent
.104rd sharp 444 former achool
teacher, allow me to .coute Shake,
• lip eare, "Mitch ado about noth,
ing", Carl Graber Junior Jr and
Freddy Stephenson became fathers
the same day as Trudean declara-
tion, without any fuss or feath.
ors. Oraber T understand, did ppss
out a few cigars but the only
.smoke you got. from Freddy was
oft' the cured meat he overcharged
you for, over the counter. Len
Lamont: Trudeau is a true. Liber-
al and whatever he does I agree.
John Clark: Did this take place
when hp was coming home from
somewhere or going somewhere.
Al Logan; Fiddledy Dee arid Fid-
dle Paddle. Big Bob Nichol: Did
you hear the one about Pat and
mike, etc, etc. Frank Thompson.
Weil you must admit. 'he didn't
spend all his honeymoon skiing.
That's it. I could say in conclus-
ion after he changes diapers a few