HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1971-06-10, Page 6THURSDAY, JUNE 10th, 1971
1st ANNIVERSARY SALE
GENTLEMEN'S 'CLUB
'NEWS ITEMS
To My Dear Sister Mary,
,Denver,
The wlty things are looking in
'the U.S.A., the land of drought,
earth quakes, cyclones, lynchings,
murders and Nixon, I think you
should plan on a vacation to
Eutopia, commonly, called para-
slise, and the nearest place to
Heaven, Canada. That bit of a
Viet Nara skirmish, as you Yanks
like to call it, is getting out of
ba,nd, I hear by the 'underground,
grapevine, that the North Viet
Namese are going to invade the
good old U.S.A. They will of
'course, be helped by the half
million draft dodgers whb had
"brains and guts enough to say its
'Your war, I'm not going to be a
trained killer every time your
military big shots decided they
want a bit of entertainment. How
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GORDIE TAPP
A smiling Gordle Tapp hosts The Performers, a new hilf.hetir
show Spotliighting Canadian talent, each Saturday, at 10 p,rn.
on the CI3C-TV network (In color), Gordle Is best known from
his yearswith Country Hoedown and 11106i recently as A folded
ad pootionier on Hee Haw, `rho Pleilerniere is niennt to give now
Anti litill.1,109Wil h AUdiefiet
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come we never got a report .on
that invasion to Cuba, The Bay of
Pigs. We got so many rumours. Ts
it right, the arm on the Statue of
Liberty turned into a sword? The
darn thing cracked wide open and
it is now held together by a Mili-
tary. uniform? T suggest after
next election here in Canada,
when the N.D.P. will he in power,
that Yon. send it here to as oat•
adiahs where it will feet more at
home. I admi't We have a few
trifling irritation s such as a very
late backward spring, Len Lan-I-
ca-ft, Jack Clark, Barb McCutch-
eon and that great man Trudeau
even irritates some, but mostly
Tories, who are not worth taking
into consideration.
No doubt you will want to visit
some of your colored friends, and
for heavens sake stop calling
them niggers. I will take you to
'Uncle Tom's grave and to the
little Baptist Church built by the
slaves who escaped to this land of
Liberty and Taxes. You will have
to pay a bit more for gas. You can
go East, west, north and south
and get it 3 to 10 cents a gallon
cheaper than here. If it goes any
higher here it will seep through
the pearly gates. What we need is
a war, not a shooting war, a
gasoline war. You might bring a
couple of packs of cigarettes but
don't bring any mariwana or
liquor. We have plenty of the
former and your liquor just
isn't any good, which remind s me
of a ditty:
A bunch of happy Yankees who
were feeling kind of dry
Came over into Canada and they
bought a ease of Rye.
Wla. 'hie Rye Was, finished, the
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happiest they'd ever been,
They kin sang Rule Brittania and
• God Save the Queen..
I can. take Pau to a number of
high class engagements, as I have
quite a, feis Welted. I' don't mind
putting on a two or three hour
show, it's the two or foals hours
after the program, shaking ,hands,
signing autographs and chasing
away too enthusiastic feinsieS.
This ie the liaidest iiart, of 'She*
bit. we will io to isondoi?
any time you Make tip YoUr mind
to come. It twill do. veil good, to
tiVaY.,froni that God forsaken
`Conittry Which should still be pay-
ing taxes to our gracious Queen
and the Royal Family, especially
Prince Charles.
Next year we celebrate our
Centennial if our Mincil wake
up. They have been dead for a
long time, but too miserable to
pay funeral expenses. Jelin Mc-
Outcheon, . our reeve;. is a good
imechani6; liut he: sits all day cus-
sing and watching the new Fords
being driven away ,from tridge
Motors. Ivail Campbell, COnnelllor
at larke,a dispenser of sweet and
sour milk, at one time. kept good
horses. When the horses got
More sense than Ivan he sold
tb_em and went into. pigs. I hear
now he is going into mud turtles.
I would suggest an ostrich farm. •
When he is asked to do anything
he could shove his head in sand
with the others. Hank TenPas is a
cousin of that-great hero in Hol-
land You remember the boy who
spied a small leak in the dike,
shoved, hi s finger in the hole and
stayed there 'till he froze to
death, The silly boy, all he had
to do was kick off the wooden
boots, remove his socks to plug
the hole with' and go home to bed.
Roy Kennedy, a good guy, but
good guys don't make good writ-
ers. it's more interesting to have
a mean, nasty cuss like myself or
that Louie :Ebel from. Ingersoll,
or even that stallion .of Ned
Rutledge's. I haven't got the
space to, mention No. 4, • :rim
McT agga rt. anyway be is a.
member of s • • th e— Gentl em en's
Club which is good enough ref-
erence at present.
Let's get going and'. have a
Meeting regards '1972 Centennial,
'Truthfully Yours,.
FAIR PRIZE LIST OUT
The prize „list, or, the Ladies'
Division of the Brussel s Agricul-
tural Society is now a vailabe from
the. secretary, Mrs. Mob Smith,
Brussels, or at•the Brussels Post.
Elsewhere in this issue there is
a complete School Prize List..
The ladies are to' be dongrat-
ula.tecl on ' the time and effort
mit into making this an interest-
ing list. They deserve the partici-
pation and support of all the
Indies of thS 'surrounding
munity,
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