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THE HURON SIGNAL 1 1H•
, 1881.
ANYTHIITIO HOUSZKETIPING.
A elm Whom linn1011 Taal Illeereinim
and • thmborger
lt/*a Heraid.l
She was a *statute of
when *he married Julius 4guatus
1 Smythe she was very much like another
young lady who
-Mal know eithikan from tut key."
Hotier, she told Julius Augussus that
ehe a good housekeeper because her
'nether and pandasother were, and it
ran in the tonally. Su oa the strength
of this he went to housekeeping. ghe
bought a sweet little morocco glowered
note -book and an enihrt i,Ittrud niarkst
Wakes, aad carried a gold pencil, wore
an icetbstio morning costume, and ap-
peared bks. vision of delight before the
magnates of the cleaver at the Central.
"Oh, the dear, sweet, cunning little
pigs," she exclaimed, sppinit at a stand
where several little roasters were'im ex-
hibition. "111 take a couple i.f those;
how much are they a pair 1"
"Five dollen' for two."
I guess I'll take. yard uf beefsteak
and a pound otchewing-gum instead,ahd
aome-oh, yes, some sweetbreads. Ju-
lius said he wanted some; nice fresh
ones, please, with plenty of raisins in
than."
Than she 'sailed over to a poultry
stall.
"Have you any clucking, ?" she asked
of the woman an attandruice.
"Heaps of 'ern," was the reply.
"How much do they cost a heap 1"
she asked in rather a faint voice.
"Half a dollar* piece, mem."
"Well, send up a piece to my resi-
dence," and aim 'timed to the next still
and picked up some little packages that
looked very nice. "What is this sweet
stuff that siaelle so lotply 4" she asked
of* red-headed boy behind the door.
'Limbunten, Willa, and it. just splen-
did; tastes ever so much better than it
smells -have oft r
She took one, and then she asked the
boy where they sold their .tuail on
West.
"Ain't any in the market,' answered ,
the young reprobate. "Mother's gone
atter a load, though, and we will send
JOU some as soon u they're in..'
"What are those navy blue berries ?"
she inquirei "They'll just match my
china. You may send Hie a bushe!."
Finally she decided to try a quart,
which she carried herself in the artistic
basket
Then she ordered some eggs, as she
wanted to make an omelet for Julius
Augustus.
and
smade,
But she neter did, or rather who'lhe got home the omelet was l
with a liberal admixture of blueberries,
and the front of her leshotic dress was
ruined. Added to this was an odor that
sent Julius into spasms and frightened
the cat to death. The limburger had,
melted.
The Vassar girl did justice to high
Spanish and Greek in the explanation
that ensued, and the next day they
burned the morocco note -book and
went to boarding.
imisksise.
The "biggest thing" in English water-
ing -places is Brighton, which is some-
times called London -by -the -Sea, and
which in size and solidity corresponds I
with the great metropolis, and is a
worthy and appropriate "annex" to it.
It is practically no farther from Bel-
gravia than Coney Island is from Madi-
son Square. The fast trains whirl down
to it in a little more than an hour, at isoi
cost to the passengers of from eight shil-
lings, second class, to twelve shillings,
first class. A business man may leave
his office in the city at a late hour in the
afternoon, and have time for dinner and
a walk on the pier or a drive along the
King's Road before dark. It is London
repeated on a small scale, without, ihe
smoke and the slums, and with a purer
atmosphere, though with scarcely less of
a crowd. The shops are London shops,
the actors at the theatre belonging to
London companies, the faces and dress-
es have become familiar in the Strand or
Piocadilly, and the Cockney dialect,
with ita soft drawl and misusedaspiratee,
is heard oftener than any other. Like
London, too, its social life is sustained
by many classes cirmslating in a (general
current, but never affiliating; and while
in one quarter coronets are no rarity,
*ad a prince leads society, in another
the excursionist of a day, or the trades-
man upending a two -weeks' holiday,
einehmillis beim or clay mut sate his
shrimps without feeling the disparity,
and without realising that Brighton was
not node especially for the delectation
of his own ohm
But, though prastisally incremented
with it, Brighton 11 Ifty mats away from
the City, asid lyiag between the two are
undulating finglish leadscapes, with
many shady loam and ancient villages,
through which the trout Mies whim it.
ones beyood the spacious 11.110 01 Lon-
don. Uader the Box Hill Tunnel,
which is the seine of a story by Charles
Reeds, and hes often done service in Se-
lina; over the lofty spas of the Seven
Bridges' through deep and Mehl* cut-
tings of chalk and Ihneston•-this is the
may to Lendow-by-t10-•les; sad es we
some soarer to it the land is hillicw, the
foliose. lees &headset, and Seeks ofsheep
ale seen fattening ins the nutritious
passes of thebreery South Dowu& • • •
It is to be remembered that, with tho
exception of the creatisate and squaraii
and iutectectiou oil the crescents and
equares and intersecting street., there is
no break iu the three miles ot truildims
which abut on the sea; the houses, shops,
baths, and hotehi Mt set together with-
out any unoccupied Iota between them.
But to fully eceaprehead the extent of
Brighton, one should go out on the pier,
and then tha place may be seen in its
cour,dex and substantial entirety. Cite -
pared to it, Ilse most erowded AmeriCan
watering -place -Coney Island, Atlantic
City, or Long Bunch -is within/ more
than a camp. It is veritably, and wit
in any fancifulness of nomenclature, a
city by the sea -a city modelled on Lon-
don. and having the structural lenient-
isncy the metrupolia. It is not bunt
on Its., 1.inks of the river, nor at the
sheltcr of a bay. It is immed-
iately on the coast, the chalk cliffs,
with their grassy summits, are at either
side of it. and the water is never more
than a few yards from the esplatuide.
The solidity and couipactnese of the I
frontute of buildings, antl the heights
covered with houses, are things which
must excite the wonder of any one who
sees them tor the first time.
Brighton is not busy for a few sum-
mer months only, and then left to the
gales. the fisherman, and the coast-
guard. Though the fashionable serum
does not begin until late in September
or early in October, the excursionists
crowd it from the early summer until
late in the year. From August to De-
cember the climate is most salubrious -
warm, elastic, and bracing. An east
wind keeps visitors away in the first
months of the yeu, and the place is
then deserted except by a more handful
°of people -about one hundred and four
thousand -who constitute, the resident
population. -W. H. Rwr.uso, in Ha...
per's Magazine for September.
Cana( Ith a Lustre.
A subscriber, says the Golden Rule,
asks us to write an article on "Table
Manners," say ing : "We have many
authorities on the subject, but I should
like u. see a sensible, intelligent opinion
as to how far the knife nen be made use
of in eating, without one's being consid-
ered ill-mannered." The shortest an•
swer is the best -not at all, in polite so-
ciety. But what our cormspondent per-
haps means, is: What sense or reason is
there in the prohibition, by society, of
the use of the knife in 'eating? That is
a harder question: but the sufficient fact
is that ilociety doesn't need to furnish
reasons. In the realm of etiquette, what-
ever is, is right. As a matter of fact, it is
doubtleu alarming or unpleasant to
many people to see a knife put to the
mouth; it suggests a possible 'cut, and
too nearly resembles shoveling in the
food. A man may know that he will
not cut himself, and declare that he lifts
no more food than his neighbor does on
a fork. But society says that it is ill
bred, and until the custom changes, peo-
ple had best conform, unless it is a mat-
ter of conscience with them. As Ham-
erton says., in a parallel case, you may
see no reason why you cannot come to
the dinner -table with your shootingboots
and jacket on, and bring your dog with
you, if you are clean and your dog is
well-bred. Very well. Society will not
argue the point, much lees concede it. It
will simply drop or taboo you. If it is
essential that a man should eat with a
knife, or in his shooting jacket, or that
he shall take up his plate i n his hands,
or drink out of the botele, or discard
;)nth knife find fork on the pleathat
ens wero made before forks, he had bet-
ter dill:: alone. That is the way it seems to
us. Coufortnity is the best wisdom in
min..r unessential matters of custom end
fuhion.
NaTrapfliptir Laws.
NVe call the special attention of post-
masters and subscribers to the following
synopsis of the newspaper mw.:
1. A postmaster is required to give
notice by letter (returning a paper does
not answer the law) when a subscriber
does riot take his paper out of the °dice,
and state the reasons for its not being
taken. Any neglect to do so makes the
postmaster responsible to the publishers
for payment.
2. If any person orders hie paper dis-
continued, he must pay all arrearage.,
or the publisher may ountinue to send it
until payment is made, and collect the
whole amount, whether it be taken from
the office or not. There can be no legal
discontinuance until the payment is
made.
3. Any person who takes a paper from
the post-offiee, whether directed to his
name or anoile, or whether be he. sub-
scribed or not, is responsible for the pay.
4. If a subscriber orders his paper to
be stopped at a certain time, and the
publisher contemn* to send, the sub-
ecriber is bound to y for it if he takes
it out of the This proceeds
upon the ground that a man munt pay for
WbMh. ems.
& The egintla have decided thet refus-
ing to tisk* a newspaper and priodiesie
from the post -office, or removing and
leering than uncalled fort;I:turvinis iseie
evidenee et iatentiosud
fleanSinil £rs.en Obivik
The beet naive in the world for MIS,
Bruises, Sores, Uleersabajealtrd Rheum,
Fever Sores, Tatter, Hasa*,
Chilblains, Corns, and all in Eruptiqps
Med preitivsly sorsa Piles. It is guar-
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
mossy refunded. Price 25 cents per
boa Por Nu. by a antismog.
Itousehoto ]tints. • e;e015 1.'enesslq jbe
;.! rq ir,4 co LDS, ,187'1iNA,
88 OP
In staking *crust of any kind, do nut
melt the lard in Sour. Melting will lib -
jure the crust.
To maks macaroni tender, put it itt
cold water and bri jin tnilk.g it , to a boiL .t
will then be more t •nder than it put int..
hot water or stew
In making sauce, nut the butter and
dour in together and the sauce will never
be lumpy.
Old potatoes may be freshened up 1.3
plunging thein into cold water beforc
cooking them.
Never wash ruins that are to be usc.1
iii sweet dishes. It will make the pill
ding heavy. Ti clean them wipe iu
dry toweL
When anything is accidentally
too salt it can be counteracted by adding
a tesspoonful of sugar.
In boiling dumplings of any kind pm
them into the water one at a time. 11
they are put in together they will
with each other. In boiling eggs bind
put them in boiling water ten minutes,
and then put them in cold water. It will
prevent the yolks from coloring blac.k.
Potatoes at any time of the year CAD
be made mealy if boiled in salt water
and drained and then coveted with
thick towel and left on the back of the
range ive minutes.
Jelly moulds should be streasiel with
oold butter. When you wish to remove
the jelly or pudding, plunge the mould
into hot water, remove quickly, slid the
contents will come out in perfect form
and without any trouble.
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certain forms of Bronelt,, a .,,1 as
almost speei4e elect in e•4riii;1 i *linage hacking Coughs. is top, r•cii
known to Ma loiltlie a! berg.'
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FowLERs
AFTER TEE FIRE.
JOHN PITOR.Y
The Tinsmith Is Mill to the front.
I have pleasure to slat* that despite ths laccaveaseam I was pug 10 1. ing hada
the meat Ere la soy premises. that I an now la tell MEM again. PmPared to Mee the Eno
bargains la Galeria\ la
STOVES, TINWARE, LAMP GOODS
and every other Ins la the bame.
I wool/ also return my Doak' to the Firs DrMade and Pewlde OodLreleh ter the sac
osestut sesta la saving:my property la my absence from home. at the late
John Story..
HINDERS' VARIETY STORE.
NEW GOODS.
5,000 ROLLS WALL PAPER
Ai -FRESH STOCK.-116Xistr•NEW STYLES. -114
WINDOW SHADES, TRAVELLING BAGS,
BASKETS, BABY CARRIAGES.
A FINE STOCK, STYLISH AND CHEAP
Note the Stand. "The Cheapest House Under the Sun."
CO'Next door to fhe Poet Oflice.
Fun anti Fancy.
--
"Always pay„as you go,'said an
Aberdonian te his nephew. "But,
de, suppose I haven't anything to
with 1' "Then don't go."
Ordinarily we know from what coon
try most people come by the langua..::
they use; but in the case of the swearci
it is different. He uses the hineuage
the country to which he is going.
The force of habit. -"You smoke
great deal, Gus," said a friend Gus 11.
Smith. "Yes," replied Gus, "partici -
laxly after dinner. I have got so in the
habit of smoking lifter dinner tl.a:
dinner don't taste right when 1 eat it
unless I have a smoke afterward." •
A little boy who was to pass the after-
noon with a neighbor's little daughto
was given two pieces of candy. Wio n
he returned his 'nether askedhim if i.
gave the larger piece to the little ;rirl.
"No, mother, I didn't. You told mo
always to give the biggest, piece to com-
pany, and I was company over there. -
"I sells pepperminta on Sunday," re
marked a good old lady, who keeps a
candy shop in Edinburgh, "because they
carries 'em to church and eats 'en:, and
keeps awake to hear the sermon; but, if
you wants comfits, you must come week
days. They're secular commodities.
The French poet Charles Baudelair:
used to wear a hat that time and wetti
had reduced to a miserable state of dow•
diness. One of his friends reminded
him from time to time of its shabbiness -
but Baudelaire never replied. At lrft
the friend in question,, blushing nt the
attention which the famoua hat attracte:1,
threatened not tog° out with the poet
unless he bought a new one. ,"Never
said Baudelaire. "Why not ?" "It
serves to drive away false friends."
When the big show came to town
The rural chap was there.
With his Mariar and peanut -bag
And ginger bread to spare.
Ile strolled up to the elephant -
The first one that bed seen -
And eyed it like a connoisseur -
Though he was powerful green.
-Marlar." cried Ic ain t hc • show
He beats old el:lances cow !
An just for fun twist...his tail,
I will. Mariar. I .wow .
He gave the twist -two miles away
That rustic fell kerettunk
He thought he grubbed the elephant'stai:
He didn't-Iwas his trunk!
AT THE OLD STAND.
EXTRACT WI LD
D. C. STRACITAN
Nature, after all, is the great physi-
cian. She hides all the secrets of he:tit!.
within her broad, generous bosom, at:.
man needs hut to go to her irltelligeliti:t
for hill every need. The 11HICOV•ry •
the great Cough Remedy, GRAV.S
or Reti Searenc“-m, is an apt Mush:,
tion of :his. As a cure for Cough
--
Colds, Loss of Voice and Hoarseness i!
stands unrivalled, while its low price Mt,
readiness of access places it within t!!.
reach of all. Try it and be con% ince-1
All chemisis 1:eep it in 25 and 30-eeo,
bottles. -- ad
ECIV SCOCOA. -G RATEPUL AND COM PO/Cfl
-By • thorough knowledge of ,he naturo
laws which govern the operations of digest to•
and nutilCom and by a careful application
the fine properties of ,A el 1 -oelec t et! Cocoa.
Epps has pro% Ided our breakfast tables with '
delicately flavoured beverage which may sa% I
tie many.heacy doctor's bills. It Is by the judi-
cicions rye of such articles of diet that a roil.
atittitIon may be gradually built up until strong
enough to resist every tendency to disease.
Hundreds of subtle maladies are floating
around us ready_ to attack wherever there is a
wewk point. We may escane man,: a fatal
shaft by keeping ourselves well fordfled with
pure blood and a properlv norlished frame."
-COQ serriee sasese.-soia only in Pack(
labelled --Jswes EPPS tt Co., HOMarepath'e
Chemists, London. Eng."-Altio makers cf
Eppe's Choeolate Essence for afternoon UPC.
17.11
8TRAVVBERRY
HAS KESIoVE1) His
*sz•I
Cures Cholera,Cholerrt Morbus,Cy-
sentery, Cramps, Colic, Sea Sick -
nese and Summer Complaint; also
Cholera Infantunt, and all Com-
plaints peculiar to children teeth-
ing, and will be found equally
beneficial for adults or children.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS.
T. MILBURN & CO.,
Proprietors, Toronto.
THE KEY TO HEALTH.
Unlocks all the clogged avenues of the
Bowels, Kidneys and Liver. carrying
of gradually without weakening the system,
all the impurities and -foal humors of the
secretions; at the same time
Cm
Acidity of the BtomarA curiZet&
=
eMetidLHaches, Dia -
urn. Constipation.
Dryness of the Skin. Dropsy, Dim-
ness ofVhdon.Ja dice. Balt Rheum
rFluttering of
thEria=''Nervonsness and General
Debility; all these and many other simi.
lar Complaints yield to the happy influence
of RUMOR' BLOOD BITTERS.
Sample Bottles 10c ; Regular size $1.
For sale hy all dealers.
T. MILIKEJI dt CO, Preprieilem Toronto
HOP;BITTERS.
(• Metkene, nos a Drink.)
CONTAINS
BOP., 'Weill; MANDRAKE.
DANDELION.
At. lb TRH Prism. axo Deer Mantest.QT
visa or ALL (mina ilirrasa.
• CITIZE
All‘Plaesters of theStomach. Rowels, Dined
L:rt-r. ',Weep.. and Urinary Organs. Ner-
votianosa,Sleepicsaneasand especially
Ffflaale Complaints.
$1000 IN COLD.
Will he paid for a case they will not cure or
lp. Of for anything Impure or Injurious
found In them.
Apic ',one druggist for Hop Hitters and try
Oran before you sleep. Take se Other.
D. fe an abeolute and Ir-re.tMthleeure for
orunkeuesa, use of opfam, tobacco and
narcotics.
ISMen sox ciactrias.
All mho,* *old by elraWsk.
Hey Utters blip. Co., Rochester, W. T., A oat
C10CMFL7SII•TMSS
To the old stand in the Albion Block, formerly occupied by him. where he will be pleased
to welcome all his old customers and the public generally. A large quantity of
NEW, FRESH GROCERIES
AS
_ T.
CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST. CSTRA.C1-11
I HAVE BOUGHT THE
HARDWARE STOCK.
MR_ D. FERO-T.380N
VERY GREAT DISCOUNT!
Nearly all of said Stock, as well as tny own oinal Stock. was bought berme the Advent,
of Hardware. I an therefore in a position to sell Cheaper Dias any ether
Mame In the county.
MY STOCK OF
Farmers', Builders', & General Hardware
IS COMPLETE
which I want is run off quickly.
COMZ AND BIM AT 81708 PRIORS AS WILL IILIIASK TO.
Fresh G -round Water Lime in Stook..
AGENT FOR BEST STEEL BARB FENCE WIRE.
1751-4rn.
W_ ILL0=1•1-Zi
EURON CARRIAGE 'WORKS.
T. 86 J. STORY,
ISUCCE8SORS TO JOHN KNOX), MANUFACTCRERP OF
LOVELL'S
Province of Ontario Directory
W0111,1881-1882.
TO BE PUBLISHED 11.4 NOVIMBER 1101.
Price IP. Oa.
LOVILL. at the request of several
DI Mordants and others of the Province of
Ontario of the City of Moutreal. Re,. bete_ 10
Saa0OXIO0 Oat Ida Arm wit_ pettish a PRO-
VINCI' OP ON.TARIO DIREORY. la No-
vember neat. containing: an
Alphabe:ical Directory
AND • THOROUGH
Classified Business Directory
51 110 30.105.5 5.4 Profeeelosal awe le the
Oletes. Towns, sat Villages el (Marie. with •
4Thassifled Business Directory
0. TEM
CITY OF MONTREAL
Ts. same rare aad attention bestowed en
Ihs Dentales asta Provinctal Directories at
WA will be give' to this work. tabsegthere
amass reepectfeity setictesd. Tomas of Ad.
mettelng mode knows eves applleselem
JOHN LOVELL It 100Litasiirs.
Illeatesal Dee. I.
Cheyenne and Drietriata.
re, NW by .9 A II PA ‘‘ newt,
Owiarie Rave**,
C1
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acc_ acc_
ANY STYLE OF VEHICLE BUILT TO ORDER.
REPAIRING and JOBBING done with Neatness and Despatch, and at Ilene.
onable Rates. Call and examine before. purchasing elsewhere.
- tft t7- Sell °It
HAMILTON STREET.
I KNOS.'S OLB SIND.
GRAND CLEARING SALE
F
Boots and Shoes,
-A T -
CAMPBELL'S BOOT and SHOE EMPORItt
FoR E MONTH.
Previous to took taking. MY Stook is Large and well-sesorted.
GREAT BARGAINS
will be given.
TriMiTaUCS CeiamigleTZ
WM. CAMPBELL
Gederieb. Jan. 111, 1881' 110
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