HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1970-10-01, Page 2THE BRUSSELS POST
ROY w. KENNEDY, Publisher
Box. 50, Srussele,. Ontario..
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Ph Otte ,t25-i)i:;46 Blyth, 0
to stop this, let people starve to
death, uo work, no jobs, women
thinking they are equal to us
men. Grandmothers doing OW
(rug and twist. ,Good old dry-
Huron County. Temperance;
people forbid us a glass. of beer
for' forty years, tioW can't hate
a successful party 'without their
,drink. Advancenialit, Ito Ad and.
Haw Haw.
truthfuliY YoUrS
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'es Fair tittle, and its. tiae 16
got the garden takiattee stored,
'saaited ktili days for Walter
WilliaMson to come and help me
1'011 the palm/kluh In and finally
went to find out why he hadn't
showed up. I fouad him on top of
U. fifty foot ladder Palfitili
Smith's house, r .0notct 'hands
and hollered. np 44 \VI(da •ypil
lloing?". He hollered
CioN4 ko.'ine that where he was,
IA was the safest place he could
think of. Said he didn't want one
of them huge pumpkins to roll on
his foot and make it flatter than
Al Log-ales beer. Anyways, says
he, I can't find my cant hook. 1
started at the pdtatoes but. tan
into a hornets' nest. I ran out
Much faster and them yellow
devils chased Me right Up to ttlY
bed where laid down to oonsidel'
what I shoud do. Anotherweek or
two won't hurt and -maybe the
'neighbours or some relattive.
Tye me a. hand. It's really not the
right time of the moon any‘Vdt.
When I commence diggl'iig ,oper-
ations I will pul up a sign "
"Potatoe. Melting in progress".
This it :to remind the young ladies
''ho take. a short cut across the
patch not to come near. Your
skirts are mighty short and them
potatoes have awfully big eyes.
Since writing this I have decid-
ed that. I will leave them pota-
toes to rot in the ground and
pollute the whole. area before I
will ask the neighbours to help.
Only yesterday I'm sitting watch-
ing those monstrous big ones roll'
.- out and my two closest neigh=
bours, Winnifred Edgar and Sam
BUrgess, came by.They suggested
I should take a fork and dig a
few. Sonic neighbours! How
would they like to step out in
front of a grandstand, and try to
play The Blue Danube or hothov-
Vns Soliloquy" in D. Minor with
balouses on every finger and
Maybe even a blister or two.
Little do they know that while I
am just sitting there. I am Con-
centrating on my work and
listening for the phone to ring.
It's really very discerting to be
reciting and right in the middle
of that old bar room classic,
'`Danzeraus Dan Meanie" have
the darn thing tin,.. Boy what
science and them elephone fel-
lows have done to us.
No more can we run to the
'phone and find out where the
fire is when the alarm ,goes. No
more can 'we have the girls give
us a call at 7 o'clock. to save us
setting the alarm clock. Ad-
vancement they call it. Advance-
ment. h - I say. Our school
system is called the same. and I
repeat the same exact two
words. Planes are. a great Ad-
-vancement too. Get a ticket for
Caigary and wind up in Cuba.
If you do get. to Calgary your
baggage is sure to be in Calcutta.
Adrancelnent; says they. Riots,
Hi-jacking. iambs. Murders,
Beatings, Suicides, Divorces,
ttope, Pollution, Trudeau, iIvan
Cathrtell and Jack. Clark. Ad.
vaneetaiEit'it h ',gm 'cars turned
wt. militoti:4 tif) °Yet 3116
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