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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1970-04-30, Page 3CHEVROLET Nova Sedan. Prior. Had a nice chat me other clay with. another good old third liner, Bob Fraser. Bob works in town and 1 tried to explain he should ,spend a little more time around ,home. was most impolitely told to mind my own business. Johnny Rowland and , Roy 'Purvey captur- ed the euchre belt last Week at the Gentlemen's (flub, This just goes to prove that Miracles ileer cease. Bye,: for tioW. Truthfully yoUPS, • , Asked how she liked her new boss, a young secretary reniarked "Oh, lie isn't so had, only he's kind of bigoted."' ",flow do you moan?" "THE GOOD DRIVER" 1 he normal pace of a bee lS about 35 m.p.h., but it slows down to around 10 in,p.n. when loaded with honey. People are different. Unfortunately, says the Ontario safety League.. a loaded di'lver is inure is likely to speed up than to slow down. • * * 4 5. The Ontario Safety Leagtie re- ports: that in this province 82. per cent of the'males over 1.6 are licensed drivers, but only 41 ,per cent of the fenialeS. If you can't drive it - park it! The OntitrIO Safety League roma- Mends this Slogan to all drivers 'wile experience diffietilty because of weather conditions, sickness. fatigue or alcohol, ' "Well," explained the girl, "Re thinks words can only be. Tests hi Europe have eslab spelled one Way." lished that In dense tog special raw mottling POST BRITOBBILS, ONTARIO THURSDAY, APRIL 80th, 070 •Ormirr.1.9.1.1* 1.111•••••• rnerommommegantorirproomn.OrtMroppi4FtrI,,T,Fmr.......• GENTLEMEN'S CLUB NEWS ITEMS The final euchre contest. for the. season between as; cientlemen and them there Legion fellows con- eluded In$1. Monday nice with 1,0 tables in ply, IL was my birthda y celebration and never was I Se happy, The Legion took a. terrlhie beating, Worst likin since. 'Wellington defeated Napoleon at 'Waterloo. The Solid pia Cap Ke won can be seen in the butcher shop window. Many thanks to Labatts„ Frank Thompson was really jealous, wasn't at the game, 'so he get nasty and put another ,Cup in, which is detrimental to my ability and character, John, ,Clark and his Partner Howard were real lucky and won two mugs. These mugs are very appropriate for this lticky pair as they hold about a half a gallon each. The original club Members were not present. However ,.17 am not going to name them. All you have to do is notice the bedrag gled look on the poor henpecked victims, One big ear which has. been pulled so often it's oversize and flops around like a coW'S in fly time. If a car horn blows. they all flock to, the window or down the steps so not to keep their bitter half waiting. Poor ruled by petticoat government, befuddled, henpecked humans, They have the fighting spirit of a rabbit and the intestinal forti tulle of a mouse. The Legion boys went all to pieces-after the count was tallied. 'Glenn Bridge wore the lead out of two of his pencils adding, multi- Plying and subtracting, but they cotildn't get the count below a win of ever CO for the Gentleinen. Bell and Len Lamont were rush- ed to. Westmioiter for shock treat- ment, of the' Walton boys started home and never stopped till they got to •Chatham, hoping to change their luck. Them Walton fellows should, all be sent sonic- wher e. that preach Hackwell and Ralph Trrtviss i. would suggest Alcatraz or the salt mines*of Si- beria. Ted Elliott's head was hanging so low be got one foot caught in his mustache, Oh well, we had a lot of tun and I would. say thanks to the Legion for their hospitality which Is always the best, win or lose. 6pecial thanks to lien Prior who deserves the credit for getting such a nice turn out. thanks at all to the reg- ulars who play everyday at the Glub, If their wives give Per.. mission to attend they come bat if there is anything else going on in the village that's where they go. Mark Twain said everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it. This is no long- er true. I, have seen hundreds of springs but this is the latest in thy memory. Hi. Rutledge and John Clark started to work for Louis ,Blake March 20, and they have only got iii an hour and ten minutes to date, in over a Month, Al Logan says he had the flu last Priday but he was still able to Slop beer around, Wilt Warwick ,spent last Saturday in Xlrussels visiting his old pal Ai and also balled on till .:Nines and test Nova price re Now you can order the new Nova Chevrolet's popular economy family car—at a $185.00 price reduction. The reduction applies to all six and eight cylinder Nova models. These Novas are equipped with the conven- tional rearview mirror. The day-night mirror, bias belted ply tires, cigarette lighter and seat belt retractors, formerly standard, are still avail- able as options. . And, you get much more than you get on one of those smaller cars. A longer wheelbase and a better ride. Inner fenders to help prevent rust. Wider tread for greater stability. Rear McCutcheon Motors Limited Right Car. Right Price. Right Now. SEE YOUR LOCAL AUTHORIZED CHEVROLET DEALER * * The Ontario Safety League says that high beam headlights should not be used in fog. The driver should sit as high as possible, if a cushion is not available, a folded oVercoat or blanket helps bring tho driver's eyes to a higher level. ,iii many cars, pulling the seat nearer the steering wheel also helps to elevate the driver slightly. Sadden stops usually indicate inexperience, or a show-oft behind the wheel, The Ontario Safety League suggests that every time you have. to Jain on the brakes, you ask yourself if it could have, been. aVOlded by more careful driv. lug, Sudden, steps: advertise bad lights on cars will not enable a driver to see further than about 30 or 35 feet, 'The maximum safe speed in these ctinditions is. 12 m.p.h. Amber light does not illuat irate better than white in windows that roll up and down. Available with Six or V8 engine with up to 300 hp. Room for five or six big people. High resale value. And as your Chevrolet dealer can'tell you, a $185.00 -price reduction is an indication of how anxious he is to deal these days. Nova—the car that's already priced smaller than its size—is lower priced than before. So come in and place your order now. Putting you first, keeps us first. *Price reduction based on. ManufacluPer?s Suggested Retail Prices, which indiale Federal Sales Tax. Nova Coupe. fog. DOES THIS MEAN YOU? We hate to keep harping on the subject, but all the Posts dated .Tanuary 4970 4 or previous to that, are now the allowed three months or more, in 'arrears. If not paid by the end of this month they will hare to be removed from our mailing lists, We thank the many subscribers who, have responded so quickly to notice of expired Subscriptions and ask all who have not done so to 'attend to it promptly. Tor the best results read the classified ads in, the :Brussels post, If the safety pin had been invent- ed this year. instead Of long ago, it would probably have six Mov. lug parts and two transistors, and require a serviceman twice a year, dttiving, cause unnecessary wear, waste gas and risk roar-end col- Iisions. PHONE: 887-6956 armiwominn. TURNBERRY STREET BRUSSELS, ONT.