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ehsereessers of Rev. eh, iaeter.um,Yoe um, week U ea de pain'', at a mighty
rusk
make
To make roar Advising by de el thea (dat
Mows up a nun;
Fra 1 hardly reeds to tell you how you often
Cows eft MOO
• Mydollar'saddle un a tweetr d..!lar horse.
Aa'. wuk/u In de low -groan's, you .Il.ktver as
70s pe,
Dal dr UM' shack may bide de means.' nub-
ble in s row.
1 1!!&k a man hasttert a mighty slender chance
for Heber
Det hold. two his pasty bet one 4ay out ob
Bebop,
list Wks .bout de sinner wId • heapo' solemn
chat.
An' oebbe, drops a sickle in de missluoary
hot
hag's foremost in de uteetln-house fur raisin'
all de chuwes,
But lays aside hi.'llgiun wid hi. Sunday pan -
toluenes.
1 osbbee judie o people dot 1 meets along de
way.
By de places whar dey Coates from an' de hue.
sea what dey stay;
For de bantam chicken's awful fund u' retrain'
preur high.
An' de turkey-burraed sails above de woes up
de sky:
Deas ketches little minuses in de middle ob de
seek
And you Suds de srn:illess• 'possum ■p de big-
ger' kind u tree. 1
The tided Matasmal P.rrtdae.
Clean, aromatic, .arse der teal roust
be gut fruin some shop where they know
what i. good in the way of oatmeal.
The meal must tie stored as carefully as
tea in a covered dry jar, so that neither
must, mise nor beetles can defile , it.
The saucepan must be the pink if clean-
liness, and must nut have been used for
anything other than milk and bread-
stuff. Saucepans in which potatoes,
greens or meats have been cooked are
never pure enough fur milk and bread-
stuffa With such materials the snaking
of delicious porridge is easy, but with-
out them it is impossible. Bearing in
mind the principle on which breadstuff§
and milk are to be combined in food, we
perceive that the meal must be cooked
in water. Therefore, having clean boil-
ing water in the saucepan, we take a
small teacupful of meal two „r three
ounces) for each pint of water in the
saucepan. Draw the saucepan of boil-
ing water off the tire and then sift in
the meal through the fingers. The meal
must be sifted into the water, se as to be
evenly spread over the surface, and to
sink free from lump.. Then push the
saucepan fully en the fire and boil brisk-
ly for a minute car two, seas to thorough-
ly mix the meal up' with the water be-
fore it begins to thicken. Next boil
slowly for three or four quarters of an
hour. a.:.;ording to the coarseness of the
meal. l'are must be taken that the por-
ridge is just kept on the more, and it
must be starred, if neoesearv, so as not
to burn, and not to get lumpy. Smoke
and s..•,t must be carefully kept from
contaminating it. The porridge is now
cooked so far that all the starch -granules
are fully bunt, and the meal is properly
distintegrated. Now pour out the por-
ridge like a thin custard into a vegetable
dish. and leave it to cool uncovered. If
successful, the porridge en cooling will
set or gelatinise; a brownish skin forms
over the surface, and u this contracts
the porridge separates all round from the
dish to its edge. It becomes a soft, tre-
mulous jelly, perfectly cooked, sweet in
flavor, uniform in consistence, and free
from contamination by dirty saucepans,
by burning, or by the defilement of soot
or smoke. It should be eaten at the end
of breakfast with cold milk, and it makes
a most excellent supper.
A saucerful of such porridge put into
a soup plate and a half-pint mug of good
rich new milk is, indeed, a lunch or a
a supper, or a finish to breakfaat which
is fit for a king. It is a food on which
any man can do anything Df which he is
capable in the way of labor, mental or
physical. For growing children, and
youths who are stunted in heigth or un-
sound in structure, this is exactly the
food that is wanted. It is like bricks
and mortar for the growing frame of in-
fanta, school -children and over -grown
youths. For nursing mothers it is
equally valuable, supplying them with the
earthy phosphates and other materials
out of which good milk Is made, without
drawing upon the mother's own struc-
tures, as is often exemplified by the ra-
pid softening and decay of teeth in wo-
men who nurse their children largely
upon meat and upon bear.
TIDE AUROI SIGNAL FRIDAY, JULY 29. 1881.
Fun anti Y,ncv.
--
Soft water is often eaeght' when it
rains hard.
The Zulus don't wear clothes, and
there are consequently no opportunities
for shoddy contractors duriug their ware
"Wounded in the war, were you? Pad-
ly?" —"Tbe bullet hit me in the ohist,
bore, Burr, au' ewe out at we bank. "—
"Come, come, Pat, that won't do! Why
it would havegone tight through your bout
Juan!" —Och, fail, me heart was in suy
mouth at the color. surr!"
Woman is like ivy,—the more you are
ruined, the closer she clings to you. A
vile bachelor adds, "Ivy ia like woman
—the re it clings to you he re
you are ruined. " Poor rule that won't
work h,th ways.
Wash a baby up, clean and dress hie,
up real pretty, and he will resist all ad-
vsnces with a most superlative crown's:
but let him eat mobilises, gingerbread
and foul around the coelhud fur a half
boor, and he will nestle his deer little
dirty fate close up to your shirt-buwm,
and be just the loveliest, cunningest lit-
tle rascal in all the world.—[New Haven
Register.
\%lieu one tries to be funny he suc-
ceeds little letter than an elephant who
Mopes to be graceful, but when one's
tongue is su rnade that wit is the result
r of its normal activity then one may evert
be funny in a prayer and at the same
time deeply reverent When Father Al -
yore was invited to ask a blessing at a
public banquet he bowed his head and
said, "0 Lord! Adam sinned by eating
and Noah by drinking. Keep us from
the wickedness of the one and the ful-
ly of the other. Amen."
W ere you ever alone, and did you feel
1t was almost useless even to kneel.
For nothing on earth could still the pain
That had caste to your life again and
again!
Not long since, in a Mississippi court,
a colored man sued a neighbor for dam-
ages for killing his dog. Col. M.—, de-
fendant's lawyer, called Sam Parker, co-
loured, to prove that the dog was a
worthless cur, for whose distructton no
damage ought to be recovered. Col. M.
"Sam, didou know this dog?" Sam—
Yes, wh, 1� wer' pussonally acquainted
with dat dog." Cul. M.—"Well, tell
the jury what sort of a dog he was."
Sam—"He wer' a big yeller dog." Col.
M.—"What was he good fort" Sam --
"Well, he would't hunt; he wouldn't do
no yard duty; he jos' lay 'round an' eat.
Dat nuke them call hint what they did.
Col. M. --"Well, sir, what did they call
him?" "bey called him 'Lawyer', rah."
"How flagrant it is'" said Mrs. Mixer,
as she sniffed Use oder of a bottle of Ja-
ntaoa, ginger. "It is es pleasant to the
nil factories sett is warming to the dia-
gram, and so accelerating to the system
that it make. one forget all pain. like
the oxhide gas that pecopie take for the
toothache it should have a place in ev-
ery hose where people see iobj ort to
haoolies end such like melodies; besides
a spoonful 1s an .alubnons when run
down like a boot at the heel in walking.
one feels like a new creature.'
A health'.p man never thinks of his
stomach. The dyspeptic thinks of noth-
ing else indtge.tion ie a constant re-
minder The wise man whn finds him-
self suffering will spends few cents for
w Mottle ..l Zolossia, from Breed, the new
and remarkable eompound for cleansing
and toning the system, for assist-
ing the digestive apparstus and the
liver to prnforly pet'frrnt their duties
in assimilsting the food. Get a 10 Hent
sample of T,ep.as, the new remedy, of
F Jordan. demerits A few deem will
surprise you
USELESS WOMEN.
It is an unfailing theme—old as crea-
tion—the faults of women !
No doubt Adam harped on it rainy
days, when there was nothing to be dune
at gardening, perhaps he had some cause
for complaint, for every intelligent per-
son will admit tha he was sadly taken in
by that metamorphosed rib of his.
Nowadays, wherever you go, you hear
the same doleful story.
Young men are afraid to marry be-
cause the young women are so useless.
All they are fit for u to drew up like
dolls, and sit in the parlor, and thump
the helpless piano.
Well, who a to blame 1
Nut the young ladies themselves, most
assuredly.
Somebody says it is their mothers, but
we don't think so.
Don't everybody know that the young
men of the present day want the young
women to be useless 1 Don't they want
them to dress up and sit in the parlor
Dunt they Anise their unsunned fore-
heads and their lily hands, and admire
the sweep of their silken trails, and the
glitter of their jewelery 1
The pretty talk that we hear sums-
! times about girls helping their mothers
in the kitchen is beautiful on paper, but
who expects anything of the kiud from a
young lady t 5. The courts have decided that refut-
Baking bread, and coddling preserves, ing to take a newspaper and periodicals
and sweeping, and making beds are not from the post -office, or removing and
conducive to white hands and delicate leaving them uncalled for, is prima flick
complexions; and when it comes to evidence of intentional fraud.
washing clothe! and scrubbing floors—
w11Ir, good gracious ! that is all ' mew se Get Bleb.
1 uung men never go into kitchens to The great secret of obtaining riches, is
watch their darlings make pies and black first to practice economy, and as good
stoves—anywhere out of novels; they old Deacon Snyder says, "It used to
don't he
them to They alltkn uwrls don't want that Maggie Rue doctorlife
s bilisout
bu now I to pay enorm-
them have `strucl-
looks like any scullion without her powd- is rich.' Health and ha{upineas reign
er; and smut on her face is not becoming; supreme in our little household, and all
and sweat and steam will take her hair simply because we use no other medi-
out of curl; and strawberries and peach- cine but Electric Bitters, and only costs
es, however delicious they may be to the fifty cents a bottle." Sold by F. Jor-
palate, put one's finger ends in hopeless dan
mourning.
No; the ) Dung man of the present day
when he calls un the young lady, expects
to sit in the softest corner of the sofa
and Maggie is expected to be dreet
w
like one of the last fashion -plates, with
at least twenty ruffles on her drew, and
bustle as large as Sallies, or Jennies,
or Annie's, or else she isn't stylish.
You just listen a moment to the con-
versation of our young men as they
smoke their cigars in front of their club Errs ecocoA.—oneeereeeweems of r1Ne.
room and watch the ladies pass by. —'Ry s thorough knowledge of the nature]
"Thein saes Miss R. Deuced stylish- laws witch goner! the opetsututs of d►geetioro
K y sod nutrition, ao l _yhe. careful eppticatfon of
looking girl ! grooms her hair well; the nne properties of w'u-.elect,d ('n-oa. Mr.
dresses in elegant taste; plays a tip-top Epps has provided oar hrrakfrut fairies with !
delicately flavoured beverage which may lave
game of euchre, tai," us many heavy doctofs bills. It is by the Jodi -
"There comes Mies C. Drab and wine_ riotous ,.e of e.eI' articles of Ater that a earn
color; striking costume; a handsome Wtutinn mop be grsdmslly Audit up entll mane -
foot,
sonagh to resist .eery tendency to dlawr
foot, and not afraid to show it By Hnndre.ls of settle milieu,. sr' floating
Geo a fellow needn't be asbatwed to atoned e. rerdv to attack wherever there le a
drive eut with such a stylish -looking sweak pntnt. a may '•rape man a fatal
y g shalt bykeeping ounela es well frrrtilte t with
wourished frame.'
ee Ae+rtekrod v sOnasf/a Acid
lapelled ,- A •♦.11:1Pit01911M
h
has been in fashion, diet we doubt J the
teen 4 to -deg would know to what
species she t elongexl if they should
suddenly behold her.
Gentlemen ,any; "Oh, ladies ought to
dram with more simplicity !" end thou
they quote Paul, etc.
Supposeyou try the sweet simplicity
dodge, youtig ladies, and go to a ball or
a party in the traditional strut -skirted
white muslin with blue ribbons, said
your hair uu sutural.
Yuu will have the pleasure 11 playing
wall -flower to the end of the chapter.
If anybody thinks dress is of no con-
sequence, just let her get into a railway
car with a faded cardio, gown, and an
11,1d shawl, and a last year's,buunut .•r,.
All the men will be rending newspapers.
They will to very deeply absorbed.
The papers that day will be particularly
interesting. Credit Mobilier or the
last murder trial faree will be especially
fascinating. They will sit near the end
of the seat nest the aisle and never gee
you. You may stand there with your
arms full of packager, and shift from
one foot to the other,and stagger against
their backs at every lurch Df the engine,
until the crack of doom, before any of
those gentle inan, who are crying out fur
plainly -dressed women, will give you a
seat.
Next day you just go and drew up in
your new spring silk, with its frills and
flounces, and your stylish JoLuou, end
your charming Paris hat, and your deli-
cate gloves, and your floating curls, and
go i.uto a railway car and half a dozen
gentleman will forget that a newspaper
ever existed, and insist that they greatly
prefer standing to sitting.
Don't we know? Haven't we tried it/
Gentlemen, reform yourselves! If you
really desire women to be sensible, en-
courage them to be so. Have courage.
to be polite to ladies who are not dress-
ed in the height of fashion. Dont be for-
ever talking about style. Show the la-
dies' by your conduct that you want
there sensible, pure minded, and you
will have them so, for they will do any-
thing to please yuu.
"Cease Oat, Mr. Gold.-
-
The oratory of the red man is highly,
figurative and poetic, always ; but an In-
dian can make a very practical speech in
his native style, too. The folluw-inghap-
py specimen shows that he can certainly
match Mr. Mody or Mr. Spurgeon in
the quaint and vivid way of putting
Wings.
At a missionary meeting in Hamilton,
John Sunday, an Indian preacher, in
closing an address, spoke as follows :
`There is* gentleman who, I suppose,
is now,in this house. He is a very fine
gentleman, but a very modest one. He
does not like to show himself at these
meetings. I do not know how long it is
since I have seen him, he comes nut so
little. I am very much afraid that he
sleeps a great deal of his time, when he
ought te be out doing good.
"His name is Gold. Mr. Gold are you
here to -night, or are you sleeping in your
iron chest? Come out, Mr. Gold ; come
out, and help us do this great work, to
preach the gospel to every creature. Ah,
Mr. Gold ! you ought to be ashamed of
yourself, to sleep so much in your iron
chest. Look at your white brother, ML
Silver ; he does a great deal of good while
you are sleeping.
"Come out, Mr. Gold. Look at your
little brown brother, Mr. Copper, he is
everywhere. Your poor little brown
brother is running about, cluing all that
he can to help us. Why don't you come
out, Mr. Gold? Well, if you won't show
yourself, send us your shirt, (that is, a
bank note.) That is all I have tD say.''
We paw the word along for Mr. Geld.
We think that John Sunday's call is very
timely, and we re-echo it, hoping that it
may reach the ears of Mr. Goad, or of
those who have him in custody. "The
silver and gold are mine, aith the Lord
of Hosts," but the gold seems tip be ob-
tained with much more difficulty than the
silver or copper. --Christian.
Mnekita'. Agates waive.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corea, and all Skin Eruptions
and positively cures Piles. It is guar-
anteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by all druggists.
When little Miss D. passes by in her
plain dress, with nobody's dingy hair nn
bet her own, and $ hat fell a year be-
hind the fashion, all the "fellows" stars
at her, and make remarks about etas'g
grandmother, and \Daft'. Ark, pd
wonder Barnum isn't after her of
one of them says anything about the
fact that she is a sensible woman, and
1 has spent her life in the kitchen cooking
and mending for her father and half a
dozen young brothers and sisters. Oh,
rio. And yet men ere all the time ery-
mg out that they want sensible women
for wives.
Why don't they get them, then ?
Then .ennible girls of this generation
will most)] be old maids, because seen
go in fur the girls who giggle the most,
who are dashing, whn sport tide most
' false hair, sad whn lead the most etroeilei {
nusly. And really it has been se
.inert r real woman. as God made i
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Nature, after all, is the great physi-
cian. 8he hides all the secrets of health
within ker bread, generous broom, anti
men nestle but to go to her intelligently
for his every need. The discovery of
the greet Cough Remedy, tatter's Strata.
or Ron Sraties Grit, a an apt illustra-
tion of this. As a cure for Coughs,
Colds, Loss et Voice and H•arsenesa it
stands unrivalled, while its low Prins and
readiness of access places it within the
reach of all. Try it and lea convinoed.
All chemists keep it in 25 and 50 -gent
bottles. mad
-V 1 C TO RIA-
BUCHU&UVAURSI
THE CREAT SPEC/F/%
flit a.l
DISEASESar'wrKIONEV
OF/Nflfi'Y° OFiCfgNi
The Gnat dll9eieaw Remedy for
COM^ COLDS ASTIIMA,
BRONCHITI& LOBS OF
VOICE, HOARSENESS AND
THROAT AFFECTION&
P►se•r'•d Jrow
abovdAaBegat +t9wee Eewn a oLf I
novrawe wedc/M afbe$0.. ozmorten.ala,ae the rid
Sperw (r
ee
--wilkonf donde ti.,
err eul.abtr ,yours P.m for
1rsfleN.a i perya.ee.
Avery awe tea this
Dias heard
Owe RAY'S ppTeineal5
le
Aeerier
separate,
.ad ell lta
s e l Near
SYRUP ,�
r.! rorowt
bola .M
air proprrtlae
Mre let -
Ms by.
VW wee
awful ef.
foots of the
sereeise
emelt sti •
Piave In
eases of
Lep Dir
e ► petrel
e(di rives.
tarty mewl
their c o a-
e.mp(der
patients to
(4.y(se
rocas arid
order thew
to /risk
a lea made
frost the
Spruce
tops
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fj me
yrs
A lflrwared at s
Sl RULE aro re
per. ran
ie0ata!
a ass s
gear( f fp
of the} lmed
1 irked
Gum f•
r •m pieta
suw,osh
GUM.
Its remarkable pot-er, i tt relieteing
certaindonna of Bronctsitis, and its
almost specific effect in curing ob-
stinate hacking (oughs, is now tre l
known tO the public at large:
Mid by d s,W
1 rrepeetubie ches. PAoe.:S ea:
D errata a bottle.
71110 .avid. " Syrw.P of fled Spoon. !lass" e • ‘41.
has oar Ropladermi *rode Mark, dead w r egad, yr
Medi abet, are also registered. ..
KERRY, WA TSO V d (k)..
WSokaale Druggist,.
Bak Pus•• -t (orm and M..utf.€<c'_Soldremit
LOVELL'`;
Province of Ontario Directory
FOR 1881 -1882 -
TO BE PUBLISHED IN NOVEMBER 1001,
Price 95.00.
MR. LOVELat the request of several
I. Merchants and others of the Province of
Ontario of the City of Montreal. Sc.. begs to
&ancone that his firm will publish a PRO-
VINCE OF ONTARIO DIRECTORY. in No-
vember next, containing an
Alphabetical Directory
ANI) A THOROUGH
Classified Business Directory
of the Business and Processional men in the
Cities, Towns, and Villages of Ontario, with a
Classified Business Directory
uF THE
CITY OF MONTREAL.
The same care and attention bestowed on
the Dominion and Provincial Directories of
1871 will be given to this work. Subscribers
names respectfully solicited, Terms of Ad.
vertleing made known upon applicatior..
JOHN LOV ELL R SON tt:NOX'S OLD STXI).
Montreal Dec. 1881. Publishers. 1709
ANCHOR LINE.
UNITED 01ATf$ MAIL STEAMERS
Hall every Saturday
NEW YORK TOOLASOOW
CABIN1l, 101 W Is1• STKCEItAOE 9111,
Them Stcarneiolu sot carry cattle, sheep urefe•
NEW YO TO LONDON DIR>CCT.
CABINS $q be II1. Excursion at Red aced
Rates.
Psemertger s000mmodatitos are uasurpawed.
All nbterawu on Main Deck.
Passengers booked at lowest rate+ to or from
an) Railroad Station In Europe or America.
Doan at lowest rates payable Ifree of cherge,
throughout England, Soothed and Ireland.
Fur books of Information, plans. Sc., apply
to HaNpaween ltWrru[WC T BOWLING UIME .
N. Y.
Or to MRS. E. WARNOC'K, Albion Block.
1751 Agent at Ooderlch
NOTIt
Giving up PAotogrupAiny in (lodeiecA.
In returning *tanks for pest favors, would
Just sa• there wishinx a benefit will please
notice former prises p seem•Cresese t Rurmer.
Life Site Photos, - - 14.00 97.00
100
1R10'Photos, - - - 1.50
4s4 - - 1115 1.10
Cabinets Photo per des., • 3.00 130
Card Photo, per dos., - - 1.10 1.00
And Frames to suit the above at
B0Z'T01d P,'RI02138-
come one.loome ►11! andlIpylve your hearts
gladdened by getting good sad cheep4hotes
at
1756 E. L. JotNautl'a-
AT THE OLD STAND.
D. C. STRACIIAN
Sas eedoveo HIS
GROCERY BUSINESS
To the old stand in the Albion Block, formerly occupied by him, where he will be pleased
to welcome all his old customers and the public generally. A large quantity of
NEW, FRESH GROCERIES
Ai
(WEAJ' .4,Y THE CHEAPEST.
D. C_ STRACHAN_
I HAVB BOUGHT THE
HARDWARE STOCK.
MR_ D- FEI.G-UsON
VERY GREAT DISCOUNT !
Nearly all of said Stock, es well as mss own orlgglnal Stock. wad bought bet re the Ads aloe
.f Nerd,* are. l am therefore in a nos tion to sell Cheaper than no) .•at.. r
Uses 1a the feast).
MY STOCK OF
famers'iliers:&601411131 are isi'ilm ll#ish 1 want (o run oRqulckly.
COPE AND II= AT ECICZ PRICES AS WUaL ILZ.k.Z kCQ.
Fresh Ground Water Lime in Stook.
AGENT FOR BEST STEEL BARB FE -VCE WIRE.
R_ W_ Mc1ENZ=E
1 51 -Jin.
EURO CARRIAGE WORKS.
T. & J. STORY,
IBUCCEB$OBS TO JOHN KNOXI. MAN VFACTUREIt'o OF
1111111CS Ciffiges
�C_ 1-- acC_
ANY STYLE OF VEHICLE BUILT TO ORDER.
REPAIRING and JOBBING done with Neatness and Despatch. and at Rasa,
onable Rates. Call and examine before purehesing elsewhere.
'Z"... J_ STQRY,
11-1 I LTON : TREET. -
GRAND CLEARING SALE
p F ---
Boots and. Shoes,
T--
G,aVPREI,CS BOOT Ead SIIUF EMPORIU,
/ .1% Ill.
Previous to Stcck taking. 1.7y Stock is Largeand well -assorted,
and
GREAT BARGAINS
be given.
r=r-�LfC C.A.=
WM. CAMPBELL.
Godericb, Jan. 1", 141
r.rr oak- toy Jaw its 111t
Chemist and Druggist.
AGRICULTURAL WORKS.
Maim pllrehased the Ili-Aerirh foundry. 1
am Ibe preailars for tM tsang/a ii ro
d I1.Lt1) PLt)vt•tt and AIlRU't L7ti RA L
id • ern • large reale. 11111 Work,
a 1 Re iring ss i Jonas.will be nom
IM.d. All work guaranteed.
110* D. Ranrtman 1. the only man anthnritu+rl
psi molds awl glre receipts aro be-
tithe
is.libe
tittlhe tate thin of R nn,•lman .t CJs, and
Indebted are repeated to govern
yes areorllnely.
t atEOMILLLR.
Prot:sister.
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