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31'HE BRUSSEL POST. BRUSSELS, ONTARIO THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9th, 1969
lie had 10 produce all his oredep-
dais. The OPP says, .1. 60e yoll
two, ti 01'0 Brus:301s, do you know
t' 11 ‘? (1001'0 Says 1 sure do,
he's my best friend. The cop says
that ought. to be enough to get
you a couple or mouths along with
your fine. Ile continues, the Kans-
as Farmer has really put that.
Village on the map. Some day
there will he a Intro statue erect-
ed in his honor, A bronze figure
of :1 great man holding a fiddle,
honor to a great. fiddler. .1.nd then,
says be there Is, 11.001i:or's baloney,
known coast to coast and
41114 'by Thompson and Stephet-
son. George want to say some-
thing but was so mad he choked.
Mr. Backer, says the cop were
you ever fined previous to this?
Yes officer says 'George, just
(oleo. Would you care to tell us
about it? Well, says George, years
ago 1 was foreman in a meat
parking plant in Hamilton. One
Saturday night the Big Boss, ask-
eel me to drive his daughter to
Wroxeter. When we were gOing
through Scoogin's swamp darned
if T didn't run out of gas and have
a flat tire at the same time.
drove into a farmer's field and
was fined for illegal parking and ,
find, mid, Never mind , says
George 1'11 pay the fine, Well, the
cop said, it 'you 'wish to fight the
ease you have three witnesses, He
was doing tkinety five, says
llughie. I warned "him, says Mary,
he only went faster. 11 really was
dangerous driving, says Dcmelda.
They started for Goderich and
that nasty Pearson says, you were
tined for illegal parking antl would
you mind telling us what: and. and,
and. means? Hughie picked four
horses, all Winners, but George
was too ugly to bet them. Fie put
his money on horses that couldn't
Win unless the others all dropped
dead. Coming home George seen
that instead of talking his way out
of trouble he had talked his way
into plenty, Not a word was said
-until they neared Auburn. when
Mary mentioned that it was get-
ting colder, This was his cue. He
says. Mary dear, I ain, going to
buy you a beautiful new mink coat
for Christmas. Mary says, all
want is to know what and, and,
means in regards traffic laws. As
for the mink coat you can give it
to Joe Thnell for the old black dog
to lay on, I would also like to
know how you got into a fortner's
field with no gas. and a flat tire,
And, and, and, says :tingle. Oh
shut. up .says Donelde. You too
have probably ran out of gas with
a flat tire, and, and, and.
1 want to say thanks to the beYs
who chipped in and bought me
three rings of bolonoy and a beau-
tiful mast. You see T offered not
to write this if -George would sup-
ply inc with the same I40 ref»Sed.
The hays 5aid, write your coluttn
we will keep you in meat for a
Month.
George paid his fine. Meat won't,
be any cheaper for a week or so.
T advise year to either go vegetar-
ian, for a teW days or kill a tit:
'Mut oh for A,Matenir (lontest
TrittlikuIly Vents,.
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. • CRANBROOK..,
Cranbrook 1 "Nimble Thimbles"
The. second in.00ting was held
at Marie Lake's on Sept. 18111,•190
at 4.30 eon. The meeting opened .
with the 4-IT pledge. The roll call
was answered. by SiX. members.
The minutes of flue last uneetiug
were read by Brenda Smith. Th ,
next meeting is to be ;it the home
of Ilrenda Smith at. 4.311 p.m. on
September 25. The name of our
club was agreed. to be Ow "Nimble
Thimbles". The books are to he
hold together with rings and have
blue bristol board covers with
black.' lettering,
Mrs. Workmat demonstrated
Miss Yeiteli road over with the
girls. about 'inttking a design", an
their meinber's pamphlet,
to the members on how to pull a
piece of thread from ai skein and
also how to start and finish a
thread when embroidering,.-. Miss
Veitch demonstrated how to thread.
a needle with embroidery thread
and both lenders shOwed the
blanket stitch.
Each member practiced the
blanket stitch and then cut out
a learning stitehes article which
everyone agreed would be a
table runner. They also cut out a
sample strip for the books.
The meeting Willi closed with
tlic: 4-IT motto.
During a holiday sales rush, a
furnithre company president re-
ceived a phone call at 3 a,m.
"Good 11101'11ing," bubbled the
bright \ '0 i NI at the other end,
oThis is Mrs. :Jones. You don't
1111'. 1)111 t just wanted to sty how
much t like the table i purchased
at your stout' two weeks ago,"
The pre.sment, annoyed, tried to
remain calm. and replied: "Pm
thrilled that you like it, madam;
but why do you have to call me in
Hie middle or the night to tell
'me?"
Jones. sweetly, "your truck just
delivered it."
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He was going down hilt making- it
miles an hour.
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bettor slow clown or. the devil.
• will have your soul,.
Las4t Wednesday George and
Mary Baeker with Hugh Pearson
:old Done-Ida guests, -took in the
races at Goderich. When they got
grade where slow ears Can get up
speed. George tramped the gas
pedal down to the floor. Mary
says George you 'will get a tick-
et. Donelda says, it will serve you
right. Hughle says we are doing
ninety. George says, the one thing
I hate in a cat is back seat driv-
ers, Kindly shut your- mouths, I
know what Pm doing. I've been
driving for 47 years and have only
been fined twice and more than.
that If a cop StopS us I Oat always
talk My 'way out. Well says MorY,
you better get started cause there
is a police car right at your bump-
er. just then the, siren blew and
Geurs,e took his loot off the gas
so quick he pulled the foot right
out at his boot and sock. He
climbed out and he wns Diddle,
Dumplin. my son JOhn
went to bed with his britches on,
One boot oft one hoot on. Diddle
Diddle Dtunulinr2-.. my son. John,
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