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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1881-07-15, Page 6• 1 i She Poet's Corner. N !lever Pays. 1t never pays to fret and growl When fortune seems our foe; The better bred will look abseil And strike the braver blow. Your luck i• work. And theme who shirk Should not lament their doom, Bat yield their play, Aad clear the way. That better then hare room. It never pays to wreck the health In drudging after gain. And he Is sold who thinks that gold Is cheapest bought with pain; An humble lot, A cosy cot. Hays tempted eves kings ; For station high. That wealth will buy, Not oft contentment brings. It never pays ! A blunt refrain Wen worthy of • song. For age and youth must learn the truth That nothing pays thet't wrung ; The good end pure Alone are sure To bring prolonged suoc.•eer, While what is right In heaven's sight is always sure to Mees. The Arab and Ills 'Deed. An Arab came to the river side. With a donkey bearing an obelisk Hut he would not try to ford the tide, For he had too good an '. —(Boston Globe. to he camped all night by the river side. red remained till the tide had ceased to swell, Fur he knew should the donkey from life sub - ride, 14• tievcr would find its �. - (Salem Sunbeairt• When utorning dawned and the tide was out, The pair crusnil over'neath Allah's protec- tion. And the Arab was happy, we have no doubt, For he had the beat donkey in all that 1. honnerv'illeJournal. Hot little ,lid that Arab dream That we at him should have a laugh; And that lie mould the hero be Of many a rhyming •. ITh, Goren tilttaal• Miscellaneous A person who has made feminine mouths the object of touch study, volun- leers his conclusions to males w itlt sweet- hearts. They are as follOws: If her mouth is very small, there is not much Mrs. Belva A. Lockwood, :lit luny mind, but overmuch shallow sentiment. if she possesses a very lupe mouth, she lawyer of Washington, who recently ap- will possess a good braise If your sweet- plied for the Brazilian omission, says that heart has a coarsely -formed mouth, she while her application might he regarded THE HURON SIGNAL,, FRIDAY, JULY 15, 1831. smart awn. 1 know everything and can de anything, yet asy VUOkst, any purse, and my stomach are a trinity of aura - mess, while you, whu sire not smart, go clothed in paarple and Ine,jinen and have your ribs regularly adlsposed. Now tell me why is this?" And the man who was not smart answered and said that he did not know, but he supposed it ret ust be because the market was overstock etll with stout men. Moral : Tera is Carlyle on the Darwinian theu�y "The short, simple, but sublime amount of creation given in the firet chapter of Genesis is in advance of all theories, fur it is God's truth and, as such, the only key to the mystery. It ought to satisfy the ovens, who, in any case, would DOT - or find out any other, although they (might dream about it." Then, alluding to the development hypothesis, waxing warm, and at the sate time bringing his hand down on the table with a thump like the sledgehaamer of Thor, ne em- phatically added : —"I have no patience whatever with these gorilla damnifica- tion. of humanity !" STILAwsssxtan.—A London gardener planted a strawberry bed four feet wide across his garden, on one side of which potatoes were planted. These were dug up about the end of June, the ground leveled and raked smooth, so that the runners established themselves and form- ed a new bed. The next season a simi- lar process was pursued and thus a mov- able strawberry bit was created. At the end of three years the original plants were exhausted ami dui, up. though the bed annually grows wider without renew- al or transplanting. DON'T LEARN A TRWt. —No, don't learn a trade, young man. You might soil your hands, wilt your shirt collar and spoil your complexion perspiring. Go hang your chin over a counter ; learn Fun and IsncU. A Yankee humorist was 'Wag an ar count of his experience as a botef Did you clear anything by it 1" a� listener. • •1 Q cleared a six -nil tense getting sway f1tm the sheriff," was the ready answer. A painter's apprentice fell off a sealiold with a pot of paint in each hand. He was taken up insensible, but as soma se he was restored te ooa.cioinnests be Wat- asured, "I went down with flying agora anyhow." Or'andfather—"You are stupid, (irar- hs; the dullest boy I ever sew.' Ober- lie—"You mustn't expect tae to under- stand things as quick as you do, grand- father; bemuse you don't leave the trouble to get 'em through your hair." A Nevada girl's love letter—"Leat Jimmy: It's all up. We ain't going to get married. Me says you're too and I guess she's right.Finsorry— bd can't you go to Europe and get filed down 1" "Eloise" asks if we will publish her }xxtm on "The Wavelet of the Rivulet." With a stuilelet upon our facelet we re- ply, yes. Write only on one sidelet of the sheetlet, Eloise, and put on enough stamplete. Your poemlet shall have apeeelet. A good lady who, on the death of her first husband, Hurried his brother, has a portrait of the former hanging in bar dining -room. One day a visitor, re- marking the painting, asked: "Is that munber of your family !" "0, that's my poor bother -in -Lw," was the in- genious reply. In a murder trial in Nevada a citizen was being questioned as to his qualifi- cations to sit in the jury -box. One query wan: "What would you do if you were on the ,jury, and the case was," ete. "Sure I'd do whatever was • to the rent of the company," ac•id he. He was excused. There are times it seems, when even politeness ceases to be a qual- ification for a good citizen. HER PET FANCY.—She was a splendid girl," said Jenkins, as he curled hie feet around the rungs of the chair. "The only wommn I ever really cared anything to talk twaddle to the ladies ; part yt fur about. and it's sad, boys, I tell you; hair in the midpL. ;slake an ase of your_ it's very sad for an old man like Hie to self geuerall and work for wages that .rememlter that she,went nail." 311 has was her tet fancy r we asked .wouldn't support a Chinese laundryman sympathetically. i —just because it is ui re genteel in the "Thought she was a postage stamp and eyes of people oi'1 a pride preventsthem men lettere, and was all the time trying u. etie!. herself on to the is ys;" and we from pounding rock or hewing wootLand glided sally away. whom poverty pinches gorse than a pat- ent clothes pin. —[Ex. will be sensual and full of strung, coarse points of character, and will raise a rum in the family. If she has a delicately formed mouth, with rounded lips and of a velvety color, she will have much sen- sibility and perfection of character, but will not astonish by her brilliancy of con- ception or execution. It is a good mouth, because it is kissable and submissive. Shun blue -lipped Or thin-lipped women ; they will bore you to death with litera- ture or woman's rights, theorise while you want your dinner, or spoil your tem- per with their red-hot scolding tongue Jefferson Davis is described as "a re- mar'.:a:ply handsome old man, who bears the weight of seventy-three years—more than fifty of which lave been of such a character as but few tnen in the world's history have experienced --as lightly as though his life hal leen one long succes- sion of gratified desires, inateatl of one great venture :and failure which involved a greater loss of human Lives and destruc- tion of property than have been crushed beneath the fallen tewpit of ambition of any other tnati,boorn. Nearly six feet in height. lie stands erect, :std his carriage is that of a man who yet re..iembers his early military training. His figure is of fine pnq.ortion, and suggests the com- manding presence that must have been his when in his prink. His hair and full oho t beard are of snowy whiteness and his face is of the kindest expression, and is nIavret; only by one sightless eye. His voice is soft and pleasant, and perhaps its extreme gentleness is the sole evi- dence that he is not a man of full physi- cal vigor. His small hands and feet bo - speaks gentle blood:" Reduce business expenses, and spend less in the household ; these are impor- tant particulars in which business men can economize. What many a merchant *pend,' because it is fashionabie, or be. cause he has been used to do it, or be- cause he never gave it consideration, would keep an ordinary family, or pay the running expenses of a small business. The cost of gas needlessly burned every year in many a shop on the Main street in Montreal, or on Yonge street, Toronto, would pay the baker's or butcher's bill of the proprietor for that year. Rents of slap are, in irembere of cassia, beyond what the yearly tura-over of the business will justify. Not • few couui1y stores are paying salaries to clerks tliat amount tee t_n er twelve per cent. of tl:e menus) sales. and if this "pays ' their profits saes% be something remarkable. Shop- keepers in plenty, it they would make money, will have to resume their father's or their own former simple habits, live over the shop, dismiss one or twoser- vants, sell one or two horses, get slowly out of debt, and then begin to enjoy the sweets of simple and independent living, which had been ton long banished by in- dolent comfort or by fashionable display. [`t. netary Times. Tota Fetes or TER Rr1A$T sus.— There was once a very smart man, Ind he met a man who was not so smart, and tsiel t'• him 'See here. i saw ea owlet as without precedent there were plenty f precedents for it. even if ono was not I made, as in her own case, when Congress passed a law allowing women lawyers the right to practice before the United States j Supreme and Circuit Conrt=. She says that she finds that up to the sixteenth century, when the "days of chivalry" be- gan, women held positions in the courts as well as at the bar ; they were profes- sors in the colleges and ranked equal to -men in the arts, and sciences and the lit- erature of those times. LEGEND „T THE PA•c:sIoN FLOWER. —It was first discovered in Brazil and pre- sented to the Christian Kingdom as showing the passion of our Lord. The 'leaves are said to exactly resemble the spear which pierced His side, the cords that bound Him and the whip that scourged Him; the ten petals are the Apostles (Judas hating betrayed and Peter deserted Him ; tie stamens the hamster; the styles the nails; the inner circle about the centre pillar was the crown of thorns and the radiations of glory; the white in the flower the em- blem of purity; the blue the type of heaven. In the Poae;doro olt,l, drops of blood are seen on the cross or tree. The flower keeps open three days and dis- appears, denoting the resurrection. • Friendship. What is it ! Do smiles, words of cheer, and hind actions constitute it ? Are those who never upbraid, but meet all our deeds with•wprds of praise, who flatter us on every possible occasion, to be,;con- sidered true friends Their attentions may be pleasant to our vanity and conceit, and keep us in the best of humor with ourselves, and we may think their company very desirable, yet they will not do to put faith in, for their amiable behaviour is often the cloak for self-interest The person who will tell us our faints —kindly of coulee --who win try toteach us to see ourselves as others see us, who will show by acts rather than words that he kindly regards us, is more -worthy id trust than one who agrees with all our sentiments, right or wrong, and who is equally ready to coincide with some one else, even if the subject should happen to he ser ehereeossii ig. Give me the friend who has the same love for me always, who is ready to "speak up" for me in the midst of my enemies, and repeat what he ponsideti my virtues es an onset to the failings they may rehearse, who holds fast to his faith in my truth and goedaess in spite of defamation. Such friends may be scarce, bat whoa foetid, are priceless trews...es. A good colored men once said in a olasaaleeting: "Brethren, when i was a bay, I took a hatchet and went into de wnoda When I found a tree dat wee straight, big, and smelt, i didn't touch that tree; but when 1 found pee leaning a little and hollow inside I soon had him down.Se when de dilibil gags after Christians, he don't touch dem dat stand straight and true; hat dem dat lean s little and ars hollow inside t•"llei tlax tattle on the Iteslern Plains. There is a mistaken impression at the east that around up' means a general gathering tot4ether of cattle from im- mense distances, in one grand "bunch," at some general point of concentration. Stich is not the cape. The oeiners, or rancheros. are very numerous, and each has his retainers. who are divided into several groups of horsemen, each being assigned a distri;t to work up. In this way the vaqueros, or "riders," of one owner may. if he is a large be divided to into sdis- tribute bands. They d - tribute themselves over the home range first, perhaps, and take out such cattle as bear the owner's brand, drive them in- to a ''hunch." and leave their herdedun- der guard, while they proceed to an ad- • joinmg• range and "cut out" from the "round up" there all the cattle belonging to their employer in'the sante way, in no case interfering with stock that do not bear the pauper brand. Any unbranded cattle found on the home range of an rancher may be claimed and held by him unless identification shall afterwards be clearly established by other cattle men. I Grazing is entirely a matter of reciproca- 1 tion—a system of give and take which cannot be dispensed with in a country of'' t thin grass and thinner settlements. When all the cattle that belong to a Ccafi011 slse10o1d. See my Stock and get my prices. 1 particular owner are ''cut out" from the I a310oods delivered to any part of the various ••round ups," of which there tttay he twenty or thin} in a larze district, 1 they are driven to the home range and ' rein -andel. if it is regiiired. The calves 1 aro carefully branded after separation 1. PRINTS AT COLBORNE BROTHEB,S. 711011 5 CENTS A YARD UP. THE BEST VALUE II TOWN. AFTER THE FIRE. JOHN ATORY The Tinsmith is still to the front. I have to state that despite the tnocnventa.ee I was pat to is my business by the repeat la nay premises, tbat Ism now in tun blast again, prepared to give the greatest bargains f, Goderieh in STOVES, TINWARE, LAMP GOODS, . and every other line in the badmen. I would alas return my thanks to the Fire Brigade and people of Ooderlcb for the sac' osestul .gens is swim my property in my absence from home, at the kat. ere. John Story. SAUEE1S' YAflIE'fY STORE. NEW GOODS. MRS. WARD()CK begs to reamed bar castsilmefe, l sae arurd Ooderlck that upped oat her new stock o. 5,000 ROLLS WALL PAPER HAPILTON STREET OPPOSITE THE COLBORNE HOTEL and sollolte a coutisuasee of their patro�ye, as she can with oonndeaoe teuommnad her u Oast ulnas la every particular. .aald tit MISS CAMERON, aa aouo.t - mUUaer.Am sistane n secured as air A CALL la EMIPECTTULLT IJVITfll. Wanted imaediately, a number of &pprea- ttose to learn m,Wnsry. oDellr s.itllou, W reet. testi door to W. Mt - AFRESH STOCK.�t�-NEW STYLES.' WINDOW SHADES, TRAVELING BAGS, BASKETS, BABY CARRIAGES. A FINE STOCK, STYLISH AND CHEAP Note the Stand. "The Cheapest House Under the Sun." as'Next door to the Poet Office. If You Want Good • GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, CROCKERY, or - - GLASSWARE, BUCIISIITHING AT SILTFORO. John McIntyre —GO TO—. D. FERGUSON'S Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey's Hotel. In addition to the ordinary lines of the Groxry and Crockery Trade, I carry a fn stock of would res intimate to his eastome.r s. and public generally .hat be is once more in running order, and has se up his torte at the old stand where he wUl be pre- pared to do alt Kerne of GENERAL 11L.ACKSMITHINU h. JOBBINU as formerly. ei•Noese-aboeing a speciality. lyal. Record of the LYMAN Barb. 1'IR$T PItI7.Wl AWA11tt��E��u THE "L Y�r2AN" Four -Barb Wire Fencing at MONTREAL. QUE. 1tAll1LfuN, u\1', CIN1l sNATI, OHIO. I>EXHIBITIONd. SYRACUSE, h. Y. l' DAVENPORT, IOWA. J run E.(7dLLSI:,Eaad 8UPEBIOHITY over ail Cespdttyrs. ,The Cheapest & Best Feat( Floor, deals, Pork anBli8f Proisious MY MOTTO 1 1. "Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices." D. Fer uscr. from the generally strange bibs RS it may seem Daniel Gordon fliers is :;enerallc little loss fry,m mistakes , of different herds. Some' owners resort to extraordinary furnts of utultilation in order to place identification of stock be- ' yond all question. Mitt ears, lacerated necks, sawed off horns, and so on. can be observed by hundreds among mest herds upon the idains. tiresome process. Each man engaged to it wears the' roughest kind of costumes, and m ust have from three to a dozen horses or "pow ponies -at his disposal No tents are taken along. but a primi- tive cooking outfit is indispensable, and meals are prepared at some rendezvous previously well considered. In stormy weatherthe men endure the greatest privations, and are often com- pelled to lie out shelterless at night, wet to the skin. The rancher» exercise a general supervision over all,and,of course have to get a share of the hardships of the "rounding up" campaign in their own interest. The "mond up" season begins nn an average in the month of May of each year,ahywhere from the 6th to the loth.us This season it was later hecae of the genetd weakness of the cattle, and this seine reason will pause the onnclusion of the week to be very much behind this summer. Portions of the "round app" outfit can be seen all along the ratiroad. The men are mounted and dressed somewhat like Mexican frt ntiersmen, and do not appear to be having a very exhilarating time, es the cattle are too lame from starvation towombsshow much play. In a few wombs from now the interest of "round ep"trill be at its bight, but no apprns.imati 4 of the whiter losses can be given until all the ranges are heard from, some five weeks hence. "Roue ing up iss a veryt: tedious and The remedy that has had the most re- markable semen in the care of diarrheas, dysentery, cholera nimbus, and, indeed, ewery kind of swatinercompisint,bronght on by eating improper food.such Jut raw vvetables, unripe or sour fruits, had tank, impar. water, ete.,—the remedy that is the remit pleasant, rapid, ftliaMp, and effectual, is Dr. Fowlers Extract of w;ld Btswberry. it is the fittest dy for summer complaint. knnwn sale by all dealer'. CaV�cl—_lla�cr auk UniIerter 1 I )ldest Harr, in the l ownty, and Largest Stock this side of London I PARLOR SUITas, - BED -ROOM SUITES, SUITES, Sins-BOARDI, FART CHAIM, Lotrxoas,!arc., we. clo ss iB en will Ont it to their advantage to see my stock If they need • good article at D. GORDON, Wert Street, near Post Olga, Oaderidt. gINTA2L Carriage Works! B_ POIN=R having leased tae sip* of Mr. P. Bayne, is now engaged in the menet attnrs o first class CAR RIAGBS, BUGGIBS, WAGGONS, etc. Gin me a ell, and I will gar. you proves that cannot be nestas in th REPAIRING dhl: .70132111\1-0. DONE KINTAIL CARRIAGE WORKS, B. POINTER GET YOUR AUCTION SALE BILLS ca,.. PRI/4'2D at ease of TRI HURON BIONAL. • North street. Goderielt IN THE W ORLD_ Adopted and in use on 19 Itailw-ay Lines in the U. S. and Canada. See that our trade mark. "1.1(31ax BAR'," ls stencilled on elck reeL BUT NO OT Ilii fiend for prices and citculars to H. W. MCKx zlx, Godericb. DOMINION BARB WIRE FE CE CO., 1776.6m. !font nal. VICK'S ILLI•'TNATED FLORAL LADE For 1381 is an F.legant Boob of 130 pages One Colored Flower Plate, and 10) Illustrations, with Descriptions of the best Flowers and Vegetables. and Directions forirowing, Only le cents. In English or German. If you after- wards order c seeds r se • drdu etu [Lel menta, Irk's Needs are the best In the world The Floral Guide wtll tell bow to get and grow them. T lek's plower and Vegetable sadden. 171 Pages, 6 Colored Plates, WO Engravings- For 10 cents in paper euverat $141 in elegant cloth. In German or English. T/ek's Illustrated f estkly Magazine -32 Pages. a colored l'lute in every nunnber and many tine I rings. Price 11E13 a year: Five Copies for IS.W. Specimen Numbers sent for 10 cents: 3 trial copies for •.J' cents. Address. JAMES VICK, Rochester, N, Y .1769. THE GREATEST WON PER OF MODERN TIM Ea :- -'rLe Pills Pur.fy the Bl000l • correct all disorders of the Liver. Stomach. Kidneys and Bowels and are tnvaluable in all complaints M- cidental to Females. The Ointment 1. the only reliable remedy for Bal Legs. Old Wounds. Sores and t-lcern. of however long standing. For Bronchltis. DHhtberia.l'oughs.Colds.Oout, Rheumatism andallskin Diseases, it has no WARE OF AMERICAN COUNTER - FE, TS.—I most respectfully take Leave to call the attention of the I'uhl!e generally to the fact that certain Hooses in New York aro sending to many pars of the globe RPt-RIOCS imer&TIOx* of my Pills and Ointment. These frauds bear on their labels some address in New York. I do not Wow my Medicine to be sold In any pan of the t'nited :states. i have no Agents there. My Medicines are only made by me, at 333 Ox- ford Street, London. In the'Books of directions affixed to the spurious make is a caution warn- ing the Public against hetngdect ived byan terfelts. Do not he muted this audacious trick, as they aro flee meat eke they pretend to demur nee. Theseooan site are purchased by unprincipled Vendors at one-half the price of my Pills and Ointment and are *old to you as my ggeenuine Medicines. 1 moat ~neatly appeal to that senor of j} matin, which l feel sure l may ven- ture upon asking from all honorable persona to moist me, and the Public. &afar as mayIle in their power, in denouncing this shameful twl. Mach Pot and Box of the Genuine Medicine bears the British Government Stamp with the words ••HOLI.owAIre Pttut Axa OPrTIMI T. Lownoir." engraved thereon. Os the label is the address. Sts Oxford Street, London. where alone they are Manufactured. Fralosna'P/Ns thud Ointment bearing asy other adlvvM are counterfeit. The Trade Marks of these Medi eines are registered In Ottawa. He/mean, en throughout the Antiill Poesretlons who say keep the American Counterfeits for sale. wUl be prosecuted. (Signed) THOMAn ROLLOWAY Oxford Street. i.oedoa. Jan. 1, teff. CINGALESE HAIR RENEWER The crowning more of men or wo iS to bsantlfnt e'en or HArw. TAN Ms ae be els tanned ivy than`` ILSE. proved itself to be the 1310411'S 7t 311111113TQ/etlEINt In the market. moue • hearths. g nwta of ib. hair, renders ,aft sod silky. etrngtt1sae ire rota, Act yenta its falling out. and acts with RESTORING GREY IIAIR TO ITS NATURAL COLOR. .rte l.:a. P nmet: $ saw. 7T'' Taw Pale 671 J. WiLIKPW, Dem.& AGENTS :e' d"pea. s Lies; r ism etre Jsttas L11 >tor