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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1881-07-08, Page 6THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, JULY 8, 1881. She Poet's tornsr. Mr 1 ..r the a tie • f'.vru• tit, Kurlinefton Huvkeye.l ith many a curve the trunks 1 pitch, N'ith many a..huut anti sally; At station. slams, crossing. switch, On mountain, grade ur valley, I brio c, 1 push. 1 sling. i toss. With elustrous endeavor, And men may smile. and sten grow erotic But 1 sling trunks forever. Ever! ever' 1 bust trunks forever. The paper trunk from country town 1 balances and dandies; 1 turn it once or t wise around And pull oat both the handles. I grumble over travelling lags And monstrous sample tales; Hut 1 can smash the maker's brags Like plaster Paris vrises : They holier, holler as i go, But they can stop rte never, F,'r they will learn just what 1 know, .v trunk won't last forever 1'vrr' cies! 1 :! bust trunks for ever. -fl.d w and out 1 wind about, And here 1 smash a !Better: I t urn a grip sack inside out Three times a day at least. sir, I t' . I jerk, I swear. 1 sweat. 1 toss the light valises. And what's too big to throw, you bet. 1 11 fire it 'round in pieces. They murmur, murmur. et erywbere. But 1 will heed them never. For women weep and strong men swear. 1.11 view the,r truths forever'' Ever' ever! I'!1 bort trunks forever, I've cowed the weedier with my wrath.. -,art t u Fend �s J ga erniine; 1'o a handled law and gospel 1 oth. • I've spilled both brief and tenses: • ti,d hooks. and to Is. and cart's, an t slings. 'roe numerous to mention: .end babies' clot n^sand women's things. lteyond my comprehension. Ile spilled, I've seattc red, and i've stung - .A.4 far as space could s !icer. tad ..-titer. scatter, did t. 3 oared 1 i1 -.:-iter things foreror. Ever! ever! .-.-thin:;-forever. l*Joras of l lisOom. . It is'ouletImes more honorable u, sae mit t.. insult than to resent it. \fa%u:miuiity i* the conemilitart of bravery. A brave hem is always n con- siderate matt. The coat will u•.t icake-tire ge::tt.t•man, the cloven hoof ..i ill breeding will stick I nut, and the self-sufficiency of 4w:tra nce will betray it, t Hopp' is the buttI., which we cling when our hark feenders ninid life' otos ' The position n umli takes in the world by his •.wu exertions is the true index of his ability. The p creat have it in their. power to give or withhold kind or obliging ex- prttssiona. They have it in their ',ewer t.. give .r withhold the smiles of affec- tion and sincerity -..f atendet' attachment. Let not the humble .offerings of -poverty be disregarded. The eau of sentiment knows how to value them; he prizes them as the best deeds of beneficence. Stones are hard, and cakes of ice are cold, and all who feel them feel alike; but the good or bad events which for-. tune bring upon. us are ft::t according to the qualities that •we—not they ---pos- sess, ` They are in themselves indifferent and common accidents, and they acquire atrent�i by nothing but our vice er our weakness. Fortune cannot dispense either felicity or infelicity, unless we co-op.erato with her, Quarrels, like thunderstorms, would end in sunshine Were it not for the de- termination to hate the last word. If you are scolded or . criticised just bite your lips and keep still, it will soon be over; but if you retort yen are in for "three years of the war.- Many a man • who teens himself in torrents of rain for Live minutes, and then 'wreaks 0.11 int.. the sunshine of go..! temper again. will settle .town into a three .lays' dismal drizzle if he is weak enough t•. insist en having that last mord. y TME DRV'IN:ERY or PowITto t. — The wife of the riming man• advances with him, and with all her might strives to enter "e ociety." Her old friend reale in the papers ..f her receptions, her ger- niana, her distinguished guests, and re- tnemlycrs the days when they were poor neighbors, happy with their babies, their work, and homely little ga�-etiea. The successful woman, struggling, manoeuv ering, climbing up the slippery peak .of fashion, could tell her how often the taste. of the melon ie hitter nn her tongue; she could tell the price she paid for it. She had an enormous list of ftiends, chiefly kept up by cards and glimpses in a hall room; but the hearty love of the people in the little village where she was born, the familiar faces, the ready' hands in sickness, the hearts that would faint and fall if she were dead—she has put these thint;e all away front her. They wore the price she paid. For in this world nothing is bought for nothing. For all sorts of 'access the full price must be paid. OANADIAN NIIWE, The census ..f Halifax, has just been completed, and the exact population u 36,109, being au increase of 6,6'27 in the last decade. The London Advertiser of last night makes a strong indictment against the authorities of that city. It gives tw', cases if death from blood -poisoning, and says that the oity abounds in hot beds of pestilence sod fever breeding ourners. G. H. Pugeley, ..1 Brantford, libera- ted at 7 a.m. on Band Hill, at that city, on Saturday, the Homing Antwerp& for the American annual match at Utica, N. Y., a distance of 250 tulles from Brantford ilk a straight line. Mr. Pugs- ley received a telegram in the afternoon from Utica saying the birds had arrived safely at 4.45 p.m. The Canada P■cifiu Cou.p:,ny want Wiunipeg to give them a bonus of $200,- 000 to build a railway front Winnipeg to Tu. tie Mountain. They outbid Dr. Se tette by offer' in return to locate Cie workshops of the main line, at well as those of the South -Western branch, ai the capital. The South -Wester Com any's agent in London hes sent word that the bonds can be floated with- out any trouble if they wish to go en •rith the read. POSTAL ANOMALIe'a..The new regula- tion of the Postmaster -General respect- ing' the transmission of law papers by postis a very curious one. These have hitherto been sent by book post at the rite of one cent for each four ounces up to five p.wndh. Now they roust all be rent by letter post at three cents for each half ,o,unce. A bundle of papers, set t .luau for use in taxation of costa will often weigh four pounds ur sixty-four ounces,andthepriceof sending them 1 sed gy letter post at three cents for half an ounce will be $J,84.' -This, of course, will be advantageous to express com- panies. A curious anomaly is that the above-named packet would go t•i Con- stantinople from here for 32c, while it will take $3.84 to send it front Toronto to Hamilton. —[Woodstock Review, THE COU,RAI 0 BssiLL—Experienced gardeners say' that the potato bug bean signs if succumbing to the rule of nature :hat "Little fleas have entailer fleas upon their hacks to Bite 'em, and smaller fleas h,tv'e lesser fleas, and soon ad itifitat.tm." Apparently from the -ravages of some ii - duet rious parasite, the constitution .1 the potato bug appear.. t., be breaking up, and coonaeque:it:y his usual avocations are nnt'pu rsued with his wanted vigor anal effectiveness. The operations of the 4,arasites may be seen by. the naked. eye in the shape of nulneroua small white spots on the back of the insect: They are more abundant on the female than Olt the stale; and it is a1e, noticed. that the eggs take longer to hatch than form- s erly. . These signs of—it ie hoped—the r*ttn'tiea uL flirt Lectin_ in 'leery era Beard. A Russian noblewoman upraising a desire to Dee a Hebrew whose -Use reached to his feet, he WAS sent for from the .lietent province where he lived. The police official learning that he had been brought to St. Petersburg by gov- ernment orders, mist.e.k him for an un- ,,:ntoonly load criminal, :oil imprisoned him. By this time several weeks had elapsed and both the lady and the Gov- ernor who had sent for horn had forgotten her whim. S., the luckless man might have spent the groat of his days in prison but for the interference .f his wealthy reLttirea When attention waa called to his case and he was.rdered on exhibition et was eud.lenly discovered that the mole objetet for his exile had disappeared, for the authorities', in accordance with prison regulatintili, hail his hair end whiskers clipped close Ile was thereupon set Incise, eongrntulated en his "narrow Pr- , -ape. a •earne.l 'newsy t.• d. it Vim this locality have been noticedto a slight extent in previous years, but they are so unmistakable "in their tendency this reason that ,the heart of the potato grow- er is glad within 'tins. —[Ex. Cite vs. COUNTY PAPERS. —The Nor- f.1k-•Reforner in discussing th* unfair competition to which the country papers are subjected by the obstrusion of cheap reprints of the city dailies, makes the following remarks which are both true and sensible: "To • complete the, thoroughness of their onslaught on the country papers, agents from the, city pa pe27 and from other printing establish- ments in the cities are no'v panting from town to teen, froni villa a to vil- lage, and from one municipality to the other, seeking to obtain jobs of printing from the nierchants and men of business in these places, to the severe lose of the printing establishments in those places. But if transient traders or other men should establish themselves for a short time in these places to compete with these very men who give away their printing, all the terrors of the law are invoked—every pain and penalty is brought into action to demolish these fellows, and keep the trade • f the dis- trict for themselves. The publishers of foreign newspapers. and agents connect- ed with printing a tahlishuienta at i distance, areas much transient traders in the eyes if local newspaper publish- ers as the men are who 1 . ther and an- noy merchants and traders. • THE WORLD OPER. It seems that Colossi Valeetiae Baker, whose indecent conduct made him notorious, and. led to his dismissal from the British anuy, has peen rein- stated or partially so, the Pane. of Wales being the brat to take him by the hand. He has been readmitted to the Army and Navy Club. A Springfield pastor went into his pulpit to ,reach in a bright red dreaming gown, and was oblivious of the aetoaiab- ment of the congregation, until as usher hauled hire a card on which was writ- ten: "You have forgotten to change your coat." He hastily retired, and returned in his customary suit of solemn black. Tris KENNsDte —(ha the 77th ult. Mr. David Kennedy, aa.i$ed by several of his family, including Marjory, Helen, Maggie, Robert and John , Kennedy, gave a farewell entertainment of Scottish song in Belfast., prior to proceeding to Canada. The programme was much en- joyed, and the large audience loudly ex- pressed its appreciation of the whole en- tertainment. PARI+, June 27. —At Versailles yester- day a deputation of Irish and Irish Americans from Paris deposited wreaths at the f.s.t of Gen. Hoche's statute. A poen, was read, a banquet was given, and patriotic speeches of the fiercest de- scription were delivered by Pepper, Davis, Egan and Gen. McAdams. Ste- phens said only a few words of a non- political nature. Egan said: "To -day we are fighting against landlord& To- morrow we may be fighting for inde- pendence." St. Petersburg, June 27. —At present the Government is endeavoring ts. show that the mild policy of the late Govern- ment was an eminently dangerous policy, now bringing to light the danger which accumulated during Melikoffs rule. The reactionists are making the roost of the discovery if dynamite mines, etc., in order to frighten the Court and secure their own position. Suspicion seems to have been excited by the visit of Meli- kotf to Geneva. It is reported that the police and spies have been detailed to watch hint. The newspapers are hated at Court, because not a single indepen- dent ergaii favors the present Govern- ment's desires. Severe penalties have lately been imposed upon three, or four journals Several editors have received a Circular ;tiering thein to submit the tint proofs of their papers to the press censer before four o clock in the morp- inr. !►. Liberal Reward will 1.e &hes. To the writer for the press who ne- ver said that his ctntribut i. m was daah- ed oft To the y.puna man who doesn't think tYe girt" ire et -dying after him. To the young. woman who wouldn't prefer an ice cream te a subs tantial meal: To the woman over thirty who never had an offer. To the young woman graduate who would not rather have a white satin dress than high. honors at the gradua- tion,exercises. To the married man who never con- sidered the possibilities of a second mar- riage. To the :Harried woman who does not sometimes wonder how she ever tame to say "Yes.- To Yes.•To the clergyman who doesn't feel a little proud of the tears he called forth at a funeraL To the car conductor who does not take peculiar pleasure in helping the ladies off his car. To the man who never exchanged um- brellas and went of!' with a worse one then he left behind. To the small boy- who never whistled. To the doctor who has the hardihood to tell the wealthy patient that nothing ails him. - To the buy of 18 who does nut know wase lnere.usa F1s■n.. more than his parents, At the meeting of the International suielay School Convention (of which Mr. S. H. Blake, ex -vice-chancellor, was chosen president), some very interesting statistics were furnished, "hewing the field of usefulness now occupied by these schools The total number of Sunday schools in the world is estimated at 250,- 000; teachers, 1,551,768, 'cholera, 12,- 919,778. Looking at the details we find that there are in the Cowatrier. a'hers. Scholars I'nited states 933,483 O.It40,Ne2 Canada.. 11.;1:' amen�7e wfonndland ... 3.;00 11,100 England and Wales...., 422.222 ( 522.222 Scotland 17,972 i!n.5X1 Ireland 3tl.i7s rai,94n Australia............. 12,0111 ( 00.000 Italy eco 1.(109 RDpaltn......... too 5,fllal France..... 1,500 ('1.000 Germany 10,0p/ 100.000 These figures may be taken as a not un- fair index to the moral and social condi- tion of the several countries to which they relate. Mold taw. Bey.. Hold on to your tongue when you an just ready to swear, lieors peak harshly. Hold on to your hand when you are n�s oft to steal, snatch, or do any impro- per act. Hold on to your foot e hen y. ii are on the point of kicking, running off fronn study, or pursuing the lath of terror, shame or crime. Hold on to your temper when you are excited, angry, or imposed upon, or others are angry with you. Hold year heart when evil associates meek your company, and invite you to i join in their mirth, games and revelry. Hold on t.e your R..rl name at all times, for it is 01 more viler than gold, high places or faahionahle• tttire Hold "n to the truth, for it will 'terve you and do you good throughout cterni- ty. Hold on to virtue it is ab..o,• all price • to you at all time* and places Hold art to your reel ehar*cter. far it ,. .n.i seer will ha v"tr hose .calf}• Te the amateur far iter who never drew the long bow when .l flitting upon his agricultural achievements. To the widow who does not like to have her mourning becoming. To the school teacher who can talk without seeming to watch every word she utters. To the politician who never sought the place that seemed to seek him. 1 tterasres et Meted Mew. it looks like rain.—Plato. Pass the butter. —Horace Greeley. YOU can stop my paper —Napoleon R, nap..rtr, ol1Iy headaches tit to split. —Georg. 11-,es144;tedGnt. Is thisfiot enou.h for you? -Cardinal Hir�•r i. •.. another liattsanAlLthissWrt.— Denial W,i,s'rr. Rand as up two pounds of steak.— Thema' J#rw.,.. These pelstoes ain't morn tall done. s..er.at..t , Yon re fuller than you were Wars dinner. --Cot. fw,,'t. Call around next week and i'll pay if. —E•l!lar A. Pam. Keep your cold feet off my hack. - Rti•lhnwa ye"ng. Lend me Ave dollars till neat Monday .1 If. Pinnae, 1 suppose i have get to shovel elf that *i•'.ewalk.--/'t.rr?.e :Co punter. �e . The aim does not shine like a rocket nr a bullet tired from a gun; slowly hitt surely it makes ea round end serer is PRINTS •T COLBORNE BROTHERS 5 CENTS A YARD UP. THE BEST VALUE IN TOWN. AFTER THE FIRE. JOHN gTORY The Tinsmith 1s still to the front. 1 have pleasure to state that despite the Inecnvenlence 1 was put to In my bus/nee by the recent ere in my premises, that 1 am now in full blast again, prepared to give the greatest bargains in Uoderkh in STOVES, TINWARE, LAMP GOODS, and every other line In the business, I would also return my thanks to the Fire Brigade and people of 0oderich for the sue- ceweful efforts In saving my property In my absence from home, at the late ere. John Story. £AUNIERS' VIIIEIY STORE. NEW GOODS. 5,000 ROLLS WALL PAPER sat -FRESH STOCK. flar-NEW STYLES.-ttk WINDOW SHADES, TRAVELLING BAGS, BASKETS, BABY CARRIAGES.. 1 FINE STOCK, STYLISH AND CHEAP Note the Stand. "The Cheapest House Under the Sun." 1J Next door to the Post Office. If You Want Good GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, CROCKERY, or GLASSWARE, —00 TO— D. FERGUSON'S Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey's Hotel. In addition to the ordinary lines of the Grocery- and Crockery' Trade. I carry a to stock it VICK'S sIL1mATER rLOMAL ti lis Fur 1881 is au Elegant took of (20 pages, One Colored blower Plate, and OW Illustrations with De.erlptiues ut the best !'lowers and Vegetables, and Directions for growing, Only 10 cents In English or Urrman. If you after. wands order seeds deduct the IO cents, ttlek's seeds are the best in the world The Floral Outdo will tell how to get and grow them. Irea'■ Flower sad Vegetable iarden, 175 Wages, O Colored Plater, SW Engraviuga, For 50 vents In paler covers; $IoW in elegant cloth. In German ur h:ngttsh, »Ft's w■aerated 111■I►ly Macadam -33 Pages, a colored }Mate In every number sod many Iluu Engravings. Price $1.45 a year; Five Copies for PS,OO. Specimen Numbers seat fur fe cents; 3 trial copies for 21 nenta Addnsa. JAMES VI('K, Itutbeater, N. Y 1'7fa< SEE WHAT PN�YI� Itti1S And People in Canada say about Scott's Emulsion Of Pure Cosi Liver Oil \VITH llypophosphiles of Lima & Soda kb A REME'JY FOR CONSUMPTION \NII WASTING DISEASES etitcodlac, N. B.. Nov. S. I. Messrs. SCOTT r ROW NE: -1 have uaedaid proscribed fur some time "Hoerr Eniulrbu ut Cod Liver Oil-" and and It an e•xer:lent prepa- ration, agreeing well with the *wounds. cantly taken, and its continued use a.lding greatly W the strength and comfort of the patient. A. H. ?roc, Y. D. Penn. Med. College Amherst, Nova dootia, Nov. 8, 1180, \leers. SCOTT 3 DOWNE.—t.eute For nearly two year[ 1 have been acequalnted with Scutt s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypo phoephltes, and consider it the ttntet prepara- tion now before the public. It. Is.: t:uuenoy as an Emulsion with the pleasant flavor, makes it the great favorite for children, a::.1 I du highly recommend it for all wasting discasce of the system. Yours, very truly, c. A. 'mace, sr. D. Halifax. N. 9., Nov. 19, 1890. mews. sem". S- HOWNF..—Gentleman: I have prescribed your Emulsion for the pant 1 wo years, and found it more agreeable to the stomach. and have better results from its use f� any other preparation of the kind I hare H. 31. cestEs el, 3t. D. , Messrs, SC07 T d' tI6R'NE,Br—lt)levUle,&, Yin(o:at. I feel it a dutylowe not only to you but to the community, to make the followingg statement: About three years ago my eldest daughter was taken with a severe cold whicb setts d uu her lanae, and not withstanding all that her medi- ead attendant could do. she got worse and worse, and appeared to be in the last and hopes Ice stage of eunnuntpt ion. The In. ter said he dould do no more. but recon:mended your Em- %taion, and the effect of it was in the opinion of every one who knew her, simply Ltarteleen. Before she had used the first bottle. she felt much better, and to the surprise of us all. she continued to mend no rapidly that in three months she was able to go about as usual, and bas continued In such excellent t:ea!th that *be gut married 18 months ago. and has now as fine and healthy a sun as you an end In the country. WILLIAM ELAND. Elora. Ott., July, IMO. This is to certify that my daughter has had Lung disease for some time. and eery much reduced in flesh. and had not strength enough to walk across the street. She was adv land by a lady Mend to try emu's Emulsiup. and to our great surfeit - before she had tined there Floor Meals Pork alld General Provisions intoes her health twas ec completely uh recovered.stthe 1 recommend it to ecury orr troubled w fth the same disease. p J(.HN W, P.w-Es. MY MOTTO IS. "Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices." t• ('calt.Oil alaolnold. See my Stock and get my prices. telGoods delivered to any part of the D. Feruson. Daniel Gordon, Ca6iuct— Iaicr and Ulldcria�cr. It?dest House in the (_.onnto,, and Largest Stock this aide of London! PARLOR SUITES, BED-RO.M StITE.r, SIDE-BOARDY, EASY CHAIRS, LOUNOLM,!ETr., ETC. ('ash Buyers will end it to their advantage to see my stock if they need a good;article at close price. 71. l;nkllll JI-ert Street, near Post Office, fJaderirh, gINTAIL Carriage Works! R_ POINTER hating Meas[ anal" of Mc P. Bayne, is saw anpi isd in the man ufacturotrot doss .. CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WAGGONS, etc. Give me a call, and I will give you prices that cannot be mks in th county. RizPAZRING 8z JOBBING DONE KINTAIL CARRIAGE WORKS, B. P°INTFR GET YOUR AUCTION SALE BILLS PRINTED at odes of THE RUB`)N STOICAL. North throes, Godariob. THE GREATEST WONDER OF MODERN TIMES! -The Puss Purify the Blood, correctall disorders of the Liver. Stomach, Kidneys and Bowels and are tnvahtshle in all complaints In - I cidental to Female+. The Ointment ni the only reliable rein dy fur Bad legs. Old Wounds, Soren and t'Icer.. of howryr long standing!' For Itronchitis.1liphtheria.( •on Rhs,('otde.Gout, Rheumatism and all Skin Diseases, it has no eq nal. HE'1VARE OF LMERiCAN ('ot'NTER FEITS. -1 most respectfully take leave to call the attention of the Public generallyto the tact that certain Bounce in New York are sending to many parts of the globe ert-Rtot•s IMITATION of my Pills and Ointment. These frauds bear on their labels some address in New York. I do not Wow myMedicine to be sold In anypart of the United tates. I have no Agents there. My Medicines are only made by me, at =Oz. ford 33Ox- ford Street London. In theooks of directions M * eed to thP e spuriounmake is acaution warn- ing the Public against being deceived by coun terfelts. Do not be misled h this audacious trick, as they are the counter mita they pretend to detsorwra These onunter its are purchased by unprincipled Vendors at one-half the price of my POls and OMtment and are sold to you as my genuine Medicines. 1 most earnestly appeal to that sense ofj}uetice which 1 feel sore i may ven- ture upon asking from all honorable persons. to assist me, and the Public, aster as may Ile In their power.in denouncing thisnhameful Fraud. Each Pot and Box of the Genuine Medicine bean. the British Government Stamp with the O words "Hou.owAii's PILLS AND nrr. im'r. i,nitc.n,- engraved thereon. On the label in the address, 333 Oxford Street. Loudon. where alone they are Manufactured. If 1enrayy'aP(Ua and Ointment benrtnwgp nay other address are rowwlerfeit. The Trade Marks of these Medi- cines are registered in Ottawa. Hence any one throughout the British Ptr.wvslons, who may keep the .e mrrlean Counterfeits for tale. will be prtneceted. (MlgnediT}IAMABikiLLOWAY Oxford Street. tondos, Jas- 1, Igle. iriNGALESE 'AIP. RENEWER] The crowning gory M men or worries .. b.anttfnl 11150 OC Rata TM, can only be oh twined by nein 4111114111.1111111.w , hkh ha' proved Itself to hie the BEST BZZR RALEVINDFLICF, In the market. motes a healthy growth of the hale, leaden e at sad silky. dre•ngthens Its root&. �ts4 P' rents its lalling not and ata with es$d'ty RESTORING GREY NAIR TO ITS NATURAL COLOR. Try It Meter .netng any nther. Sold by al tt drurrieta. Priers, So rte. a bottle. 1752.1y For ale by' J Wll FOV, Druggist. AGENTS "'awtae'. Bier P&y. l.ltflt' Rork. Cmtetant empMymM" tm('apltal rrgnerri Jewaw 1.►► k Co If sr • real chvehee i'e}