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She Poet's t rner.
Thirty -flee.
'Tt. w••ndr .u. strange,
11,.n ,(real tlw, WARW.
haft_ I ..11..0 toy bona,
cr. I tuba beaux
A 111 boliet-.:out.
r.1)oin,:•I the gayest ece..s
It ....., ..,, r Foes (seed to row;
,. , re lacy ooatriv.
f'
• s. •1,., hang, or drown themselves.
-. 1 t thirty -Iva
°pee Al 1te eight ..
tt' ^-c . 'Cr so brlgb1
i ••, • • abroad could ream.
tet .w.t . "'rbc bile% the bettor, Mita
t .f o.•t•; g you sate honer
11111 row i go
'rl.,.,u.h -ala and snow,
i'.,ri,ueod tied seance alive;
Tt.r.•niI• a.l the dark.
Witi.e I. • spark.
1:..c.usr.- 1'1u thirty -Ave.
1t., ..„dtotall,
Alt.! as. tun 1111
.Y,uw .u; re•Itli, so ball;
.and thought • ride
Would help toy side,
.111.1 make my cheeks less pale;
.1nJ now, alas ! if I *min.
Name tares that I revive,
And up pale cheek
In Salo may speak,
h,rsuse I'm thirty -Eve.
Nov., if a ride itaproves m7 side.
I'll, forced to take a stage,
For that Is deemed quite proper
Fur u person of my age:
.tn.l the:, :.0 laud is offered me
To help me out alive;
'Ito) think'twon't hurt me now to tall.
II( cauac-1'm thirty•Eve.
0. dear,' tis queer
That every year
I in slighted re ..ire and more;
I'or not a beau pretends to show
Ills head within our door;
Ner ride. son card, nor soft address,
My spirits now revive:
Ar:.1 (,n•• might near as well be dead.
..1'1.1 Ihl-:)-dtq,..
111. Ftr.t leas).
He curve Into the office of a West End
undertaker yesterday pith a look of great
care on itis honest face. His eyes were
heavy and alightly bloodshot, Yelling of
nightly ci;ii aunt loss of sleep. His hair
was unkempt aid shagg . The scft-
he,::.: anal! • f. c ,funs looked upon his
visit ,r' s i'lt •. t;:ue full of pity a•el thank-
fulness pity for the customer's puss and
th.tukful,less for his ietrouage. He was
Bo younq to be burdened with the loss of
a dear .one 1, death.
The rat ;tufactorer •.f 1•urial cases
nodded a silent assent and condoling re -
i nition; 'to- : hunk uctn fro'n the coun-
try said: ''How dye ?" 1'h -ti ensued a
painful silence broken at length by the
anon of gravy husinests.
"Can I'd.- 011011111g for v.0 (.,..lay.
sir '"
"Well, I reckon so, '(ranger !" ,
Another silence.- Once more the un-
dertaker began by sl ggesting: "your
sister 1"
Yount;; man stared a moment. then, as
a light gradually bloke upon his per
Apexed mind, he smiled a smile moire of all fashionable singing.
Bugges:;.e of sorrow than happiness, and I By the time you have gni through
replied:
"No -sty wife."
"Sudden ?"
"No --expected su.thuns of the kin
for several months. '•
"When did did it happen Is
"'Bout four o'clock this nuentng....
"Leeks natural 1"
"Father'" 'Spoken carefully, and ex-
pressive
x-
pressive of s nue .1"1110.
".Ab,..tt what .lo you 1 rat 11
it to be?"
"D(n't Care f.,r t•zlense; tet it up
kinder nice. T P tr.-at b' -r handsome,
cause she is the first i et er had.''
"Net.) well, lily friend; :•m'll i.ate it
lined with white satin, I suppose ?'
",1est asyon1 say, stranger."
"Si'.ter-he't lel acro -acs, t:,,,• Is..ppsse.
"Y -a -a -e, I s'p$se s .. .l u'. rt t acuter.
jest put it foully 1• •p te't."
"Oh, of course; and you'll want a
glass in it, also, I suppose
"Y -a -a -s -Oh, certainly -- -you bet.
(lit her up aniptiotu, you 1 -now„ old
fellow. None .1 your tirat.ed . ne-hose
fixins for me. No, sir'ee."
"Just tai,. Sitter handle,, of course ?"
"Eh f What's that you say, stranger
silver htn•llee 1 Oh durn i; , now, won't
thet 1* pilin' it oat ... o hefty like 1 I kin
stand silver saewe an' sich, but there's
no use making the hull Carnation trap of
silver. The thing has t•. be moved, and
must have handles, but I ain't quite so
stuck up as that now- not quite,
s. ranger.
"Well," acquiesced the man •of ob-
sequiee, "111 pat ordinary handles to it
then +"
"Eggs -nutty, those. W1fi, Muter; now
ger taiki n'. (h'nary handles 11 do.
But, i say s: ranger hake
tha wheels gluten like thu.tder."
''Wh- wh- wh-eel. r'
wheels. Wlrat's th.r matter
with y. u, anyhow '..
"But, who erar heard of wheels to a
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THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY. JULY 1881,
"Oh, let me ketch the K that sent
me hers. ” •
And thegriet,itrieltee) crsmtsed
his hat over his eyes,, ran his bands deep
down in the pocketa el his enzw.es, and
pounced out on the streets searching for
vengeance.
aagwsstsssna a PM!!!,rkayees.
Always refuse to play when asked
Always declare pie caaaut, possibly !-
Say you don't kaon how -you never
knew how. Say you have been out of
practice for two months, and have posi-
tively forgotten all about it ' If you
sing, be sure to have a oold-a very bad
cold. Singers always have then( -they
are never withcut them. Sometimes
they have sore threats, but this is nut
quite so common. Sore threats are more
particularly the stock in trade of clergy-
men who want vacations, and their pay
to go on all the same.
After the company, each and a11, have
coaxed and pleaded, and entreated you
to favor them, reluctantly consent. Tell
thein they will regret their pertinacity
when once they have heard you.
Take your seat. Of course, the stool
will be too high or too low -it always is
--and it mot be let down or put up.
If it is evening you will wait more
gas turned on, or Ilse you will want the
light subdued; and if it is daytime the
curtains will have to be seen tu. The
light is never just r•ght, you know.
Look ave: the music on the stand.
Run your fingers over the keys, and
then lift your hands and eyes in horror.
Exclaim in a tragic voice :
"Good heavens ! how tAtuekingly ..rt
of tune I -
If the piano is • a Chickering, inform
the company that there is no instrument
like the Steinway, and riee wren. It
will learn people who buy [Arial* to look
sharp and nut get oheaved into buying
the wrong kind..
Strike an attitude. end legit. with a
bang and a crash : It will produce a
more powerful impression on the listen-
ers, and first impressions are everything.
Loud pedal dowr. by all means
(Don't spare your muscle ' Ley ',tit
all your strength ! Buckle down to the.
business, andgoat it with a will ! Give
it t., the keys without mercy ! Make the
thing howl -the louder the better )-
-Everybody will then hare a chance to
judge of the compass of the instrument.
Junip one hand over the other consider-
ably -that always tells on a company.
-Give them the ides that you know all
about it, and are not afraid of losing
your place if you do skip around. Tut"
loud.
If you sing, choose some Italian song
-all people except the lowest and waist
vulgar, understand Italian, and it • is
More classical. If you sing E.;glisb,
take care that none of the teords shall
be intelligible -that is ,the grand secret
with the first piece, everybody in the
room will be talking gayly, for there is
n, thing encourages conversation like a
little music- -it would break up the *Wr-
est
tiffest "Quaker meeting" in five minutes.
But you need not pay any attention to
the company; keep on with your perform-
ance; sing et the top of your voice. Your
vein's will swell out, and your neck and
nose will grow red, and likely enough
you will perspire, and your rouge will
lie strip: d; but all are too bust looking
at the photograph album to notice y"u.
Music is music -so go on; keep play-
ing; play everything you know; play
every-thinflyou ever knew. Ditto. es to
singing.
Dont stop : If the peopl; p...sent did
not want to hear you play, i,1i; did they
ask you ! That is the quesaotr.
G•• it as long as your strength holds
out. Ask Mr. Snaith, or Mr. Brown,
who is turning the leaves, to get you a
gleam of wafer or lemonade -it will rest
I hint to walk a little. No doubt his lock
aches with leaning over the Piano; but
that is no matter -he had no business to
offer to turn your music if his lock could
not be depended upon.
Somebody once very pertinently said
' it was next to impossible to ;;et a
pianist to play, and quite impossible to
1 stop her after she gob at it.
When you have taken the water you
will feel strong enough :o proceed. Do
ar.. Keep, doing so. Continne Cantil you
feel exhausted, and then let Mr. Smith
lead you to any easy -chair and fan you.
1 Thr' Sea. Mr. Lee. W %Moe. - .
Now. if we let the Lord choobe for es,
He will choose better than we can for
oureelvea But Lot wanted to ch.ot' e
for I imsslf. i' will venture to say. when
he left Abraham, if you had tallied
hint abut going to Sedum, he would
have said: "Oh, no ! (in d"tan to Sodom!
nods r' i Do you think I would take my wife into
"Coen '" shrieked the dejected look- Sodom 1 Dn you think i would 'eke my
In( y•Hing man. "Co.ftn ! Now, who children down into Sodom into that
dots and looks in, it wouldn't be king be-
fore
♦fore be gets in there.
Hie business took bin these. "Be;
nese ((lust o. attended to -a man
attend to his business, you keen," „Bet
then, it will be ruin yl ever+ ftrssily,'
"Oh well ! I am going to soul"
and then get out of i1. Whin get ix
ough to retire I will neve back. sled live
on the plains of Abrehnn. Bek I nett
attend o my business first" Mttq •
wan p business before kis Nosily.
fluidness must he attended to, let the
consequences be what they will.
In the sight if the wutid,Ltt vamoose!
!
the most successful buritwrs ase of all
Sodom. If you bad goes i+ them a Situ
tit while before destruction euue opus
it, and inquired about the plasm and its
leading nten, they woidd have Odd you
that Lot, the nephew of Abraham, was
olio of the must successful men in all
Sodoiu. He held office. We Wad him
sitting at the gate, and that is a signthat
he was a magistrate. Perhaps they
wade hitt a judge -s good, high-sound-
ing ;tame, "Judge Lug" It is a good
title. The world honored kiln; Medan
honored hien; they liked him very well
Then he would have resumed in this
way: "Don't you see, I have got as in-
fluence by oomiug down Isere T' He
was a titan Of twist intses•a 116 the eight
of the world -immense influence. They
would have told you that be was este of
the most influential wen in all Sodom.
He owned, perhaps, the beet eerier lots,
and he may have had his tame on them.
If they had a Congress in those days he
would have been • popular roan to Read
to Congress. He would have been
"The Hun. Mr. Lot, of Sodom." He
was a tate the world delighted to honor;
for it delights to honor that kind of a
moo - a titan of great influence. Eut I
want to tall your atte•ttiou to one thitag
-he was there .wenty years, and never
got a convert. Shat is a man of influ-
ence ! Look around and see whore the
worldly Christiana ate. How many
souls are they winning to Jesus Christ r
A• e they the men that are building up
Christ's kingdom? I tell you those wren
tar .lair, zi ..- to ,e:tr it down than any
,:cher class.- [Mr. %ioody.
Bey 1eg a r. et' ser.
Newfoua,ilaiti has virtually,pe.sed in-
to the p,asession of a few New York mil-
lienaires. although the country still re-
mains of course, under the flag of Greet
Britain. By the passage of the New-
foundland Railway Bill by the Legiala-
ture. Saturday, a contract is ratified be-
tween a New York syndicate and the
Newfoundland Government whereby the
wealthiest portion if Newfoundland be-
comes the absolute property of New
York tspitalists. Two million arses of
land have been ceded to them in-
defeasibly, and these two million
acres cover nearly the whole of the
•reat serpentine belt, which contains
0 Aper in alms et unlimited quantities.
Tht New York syndicate, besides being
gu:trairteed an annual subsidy of $180,-
000, have succeeded in laying their
hands for all time on the whole of the
ascertained mineral regions of the coun-
try. It is thought that this movement
forebodes ultimate annexation to the
United States. The opponents of such
a consummation have vii-orottsly oppos-
ed the railroad hill, referring cont.emp=
.t,onsly to the scheme for permitting the
.,lost valuable portion of the country to
plass in.o the hands of aliens. Newfound-
land is one of the oldest possessions of
0 e British crown on this continent, and
it would, indeed, ie quEte surprising to
see its hitherto loyal people voting for
mole:cation.
l fah e. Crain rend.
There are many men sof (many minds,
and many fish of many kinds; therefore
there must be a fish adapted to each
[strtice!sr mind. For instance:
For the ech.wdntaster we should pre-
setibe whale, and for the pupils blub-
ber.
For the critic -tarp.
F... the soldier -Swordfish and pike.
F•., ,he ottice-seeker—Plaice.
F,•r the shoemaker --Sole.
For the idiot,. who cross the ocean in
a amnll boat -Donee.
Fon a blacksmith--Bellowafmh.
P.. lean leers ns -Chubb.
F... a sculptor-Seulpin', of course.
F.ot a Limburger chew frau skeeter/at
- Smelt.
For a haus(. singer of a minstrel
r .ui sac'. bass.
Fut the sea captain -Skipper.
F••: a bricklayer-- Salmon.
F• r persons who patronise lottedes-
Gudgeon&
i"i.r dwarfs -Minnows.
For old hopers-- Suckers.
"So that s the grand jury, is it r
ssketl the man from the suburbs, after
eagerly scanning the ferns and features
of the twenty-four isdividuak in the
the dickena.aid anything about iodine 1"city with all its temptations' Not I:' h.,x--"Is man with unkempt sandy
"Why elan'( you want a cella r I But he pitched his tent towards Sodom )ocks, another with an aroma of aenti-
"No , • ! i wart a cradle' -a trap to i -he looked toward thetci.y--and it was mental peedinw hwaodinq over kis, s
rock my new latby in." Inot long before his business took ,him third with a look of benign raenity ir-
"And isn't your wife decd f" ,here. He went down there perhar'a to radiating his cmmtenance, and uhet,therrb
"Not by a )ugfatl Don't )er make sell his cattle, and fount' a gr•..•l nmrket. in.lieating different stages "f wretched-
rreales r••r sale!' 1 Monte o1 the leading men warted him to nest and misery. '-Well, sirs if y.u'v.
"No, my friend, I am an undit!'taker." go down there. He could make a great ►'^t any e"Illin eel, ersey-dtsy jsrytttds
t rtde'rtaker .! whet ' deal of motley --mould make it faster. *.nand thous here. 1 trWitt 1 don*, ram
'E '11 .neve • ,t#ne Wt., • a man nitehes his t.ntlh..fnra P. t •t 'h.a, rpv
e iY'''1 •
PRINTS
COLBOBNE AT �BROTHERS
FROM
5 CENTS A YARD UP.
TIIE BEST VALUE IN TOWN.
AFTER THE FIRE.
JOHN STORY
The 'Rsomitk I. Mill to the frost.
1 have pleasure to [tate that despite the lacenvenicom I was tat to is my baaineea by
the repeat Aro 1s Nay premises, that I wt a�� hyla. prepared to giro the greatest
tasemizasSTOVES, TINWARE, LAMP GOODS,
end every ether floe ie the bumf stem.
I would also reran my thanks to the Fire Brigade one people of Gderteb for the our
essafS4 ethers in novfrsg ray meessier Is tee absmoe from home. at the late Are.
John Story.
S4IIllEfl$' Y98[ETY STORE.
NEW GOODS.
5,000 ROLLS WALL PAPER
juf-FRLSH STOCE-'-NEW STYLES.
WINDOW SHADES, TRAVELLING BAGS,
BASKETS, BABY, CARRIAGES.
A FINE STOCK, STYLISH AND CHEAP,
Note the Stand. "The Cheapest House Under the Sun.".
terNext door to fbe Put Office.
111.1111111TRATIN1 P U. eine
1N1 u rBook o1 1311 mopes. Oar
Slower ins els niestra,lsaa
Ysg"Hienter,Lesseran les arra /lowers
ens•
egetabld, and (toes urllruwi yt, pati
10 vents. i■ Engllah orOerm•n. Ityou eller-
order mode deduct the 10 meta
s *eerie are the boot to the world The
Guide will tell how to get and grow
them.
Itett•. Flo aad .ese'5NW
e esewe 110
pages, 6 Colored Mateo, 600 kner•vinie. F'p
50 orate to paper coven; $1,00 in elegant oletn.
In (lemma or English,
elder tllaetratei ilteadity isemegne
Page., a colored Plate in every numbersad
many eau Engravlw. Price 51.16 • year;
Five Copies for pow. n Numbers
rent for 10 Dents; 7 trial Opp for M ooafs.
Address. JAMES TICE. I4, Y
If You Want Good
GROCERIES, -
PROV !:CNS,
CROCKERY, or -
GLASSWARE,
D
—GO TO—
FERGUSON'S
Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey's Hotel.
Eta addition to the crde/ary lines .1 the Grocery and Crockery Trade. 1 carry a tai s:o,.. of
Flour, deals, Pork anOliora1 P
SEE WHAT
PIsY%l:ltNS
And People in Canada my about
Scott's Emulsion
Of Pure C'.+- Liver Oil
ITI1
Hypophookies of Lir & Sella
AS A
REIEUY FOR CONSUMPTION
AND
WASTING DISEASES
etiteodiar, N. 11, Nov. 5. IMO.
M -wsra.3O)TT S• IM.)W A6:-1 have used and
pres.ribed tar some time "duet's tsaulsi)n of
i'al Liter Utl." alt find It 1111 ex.. hc.t preys-
ratloe. apteu.l; wee with the st• ut:ob easily
taken. alt its wuwnued use adding grsatty to
Lie s:rettgtl, sou comfort of the patient.
A. H. 1•TC , 5. L.
Penn. Med. College
Amherst, Nova Scotts, Nuv. 9, 1880.
Moore. SCOTT 81 BOWNE.-Gaon. For
nearly two yearn I have been acquainted with
Scott a t•tnulalon of Cod Liter Ott with Hypo-
',huapt.,tea, and consider It the lineal pr. prra-
tion ton- before the public. I's per -ms etteysa
au t cutLion with the pleamnt tutvor, makes It
the great favorite for children, and 1 do highly
co
remmend It for all wasting discaaes of the
it) gent.
'bun. very truly.
1•. A. BLACK, M. T.
Fiala:se, N. S. Nov. 19, IMO.
Me re.`'."OTTd MOWNF., Certleman: I
have prescribed yo et Ent ula'on or .he part two
yeasty, and f .end 1. -Dore e-mesble to the,
,tunach, and have loet,ererstelent 1.1 use
f:um any other prepnra.iou of the kind 1 have
tried.
H. M. caeettOli, s'. L.
4e11erille. Ont.
M. ssrs. St'O'l T d DOWN E,--IJea.• tiers: I
furl It a duty I owe not only .0 you but to the
community, to make the follow ieg s.atcment:
1 .(bout Iheer yea -s ago my el:est(laughter was
taken w.th a severe cold whk:I ae..lyd on her
Ings. and not withstanding all that her tnedi-
cal attendant ceu'd do, she got worse and
worse, and appeared to be in the lest and hope -
'
less stage of con.umpt on. The Duct.: saidhe
meld do no more. bot ree-omtncnded'your rm-
wlsion, and the effort 01 it was in the opinion
of every- one who knew her, simply- marvelous.
Hefner she had used the tint bot.le, she telt
ru,wb better. and to the surprise of W all. she
continued to mend 'Ito rapidly that in three
rnontl:s Pit w&A a- .11. to go about as urinal, end
has cont in in such excellen. hen .1. that
She got marris d PI months agu. and has now
as tine and healthy a eon as you can Eod to the
country.
wILLIAS BLAST. - •
IElora Out.. July, IMO.
This is (0 c• :-airy that my daughter has had
Larva disease for sonic time. ate ve-y much
redu,:ed In flesh. and had not • trengit enough
te walk Kraes the street. She was ad . Feed by
a In•ly friend to try S..ot1 s-.mul.ioo. and W
• our arca: surprse before she had used three
hut(:es her heath was complete• --eeovcred.
I recommend it to every one troubled with the
same disease.
MY MOTTO IS,
"Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices."
Coal Jib ale_ sold. Reeky Stock and get my prices.
A.. -oda deltvseed teeny tart of the
Daniel Gordon,
JOHN W. BOR dS.
Cabthet—IaKar and Underlalei'.
Oldest House in the t -minty, and Largest .`Rook this side of Gordon !
PARuon Surras,
Biro-Rvus St'ITsa,
SIDI-BOARDS; ���
EMIT OWNS,
rte.
Caab Myers will eat it to their advantage to see my stook 1f they sed a good article at
time price.
D. (iORiN)N, fast *reef, near Post ())pity, Rowferic?.
gINT.AIZ
Carriage Works!
COIN=R
leaving loosed the shop of Mr. P. Rayne, b now engaged in the transit :tn e o
Ars( Elsa.
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WAGGONS, etc.
Gies me a call, an/ 1 will give you prices that cannot be nea.en
county.
REPAIRING eft JOBB 'NTC DONE
KINTAIL CARRIAGE WORKS,
B. POINTER
GETYOUR
AUCTION SALE BILLS
PRi$TRD at nein. of Till HURON RONAL
North re raw. Godeneh
THE GREATEST WONi)EIt OF MODERN
TI )IES ! -The PilIa Purify the Illooch eorre.t all
dia.rdra of the Liter, Stomach, KIdne•t a and
Bowels and a -e invaluable in all conrpia'nte 10-
cidental to Females. The O1 tmen. •., .I r only
reliable remedy for Had Lege. Old Wounds,
Sorra and Clc. re, of uon'ev,•r ling standing.
For Rronehlt tee• lliphtherta.('uughs,('olds,Oout.
Rheumatism and all Skin Diseases. It hes no
equal.
BEWARE OF AMERICAN COUNTER-
FEITS. -1 moot respectfully take !rave to call
the attention of the Public generally to the fact
that certain Houses In New 'York no sending to
many parrs of the globe aruatnt-s tMIT.evtONS
of my Pills and Ointment. These fret da hear
on their labels acme address In New York. I
do not allow my Medicine to be sold In any part
of the United States. i have no Agen.athere.
My Me•Heines are only made by me, at S.it On
ford .trout 1.(nuton. fn the Hs •:a of dime( orn-
afltcrd to the apurioas make la a caution warn-
ing the Pnhtle against being deceived by coon
terfeits. lb not lee misled by thin autlnttona
trick, as thio nrr , At r,unterfrils itty pre lewd
to demon err. These tounterteIsr a u -c band
by unprincipled Vendors at one-hslrthe wire of
my Pills and Ointment and aresold te, y( eau my
genuine Jredicines. 1 m• at earnes.l) ,.p! eat to
that men.. of Justine which 1 feel out, f mr y ven-
ture upon asking from all honorable) enema, to
'vadat me, end the Public. se. 'sir am may lie In
their power. In den,runeingth Naha reef ul l 150)1.
Each Pot and Box of the Genuine !Nerd, inc
bean the Itritf.h e;o, ernment Stamp with the
words " Hot.mowAy's 1'It,I,e A\n OtvrMIi,r
l.onftxtn." engraved there.Mt On the label fa
the addreaw. Stet Orford Street I.nrdnn• where
alone they a( e 'Manufactured. tJeiimwr '•Palo
and Ointwirw.' benriwp any other address are
counterfeit. The TtaAs Werke of these Medi•
eines are registered in Ottawa. Hence any owe
throughout the British Po.weetlona, who Iasi
keep the American Conn erfelt. for rale. will be
proweceted. teigwed. ThO]IAP HOLLOWAY
Oxford Street. London. Jan. L late.
The erne niag glory of men or woolen la
beautiful Rx an er .Atte. TMs can gently io Oil
tatnrd by ming (1\s:tL/.at, whitA
PmBEAT
re•i Itself to be the �j
RiDerrOR.8174 la the snwArt.
,notes a healthy growth of tba hair. tendert
soft and silky} strengthens IU roots, aa� p,
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