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. The iithet III rtini the
plume rant; and On unrefined and
uncouth rOji't' him would
you like to .11111.0 With II1( to God-
this 11111111111., \Veil, 1 Says,
go to (Ioderich but It -won't
be this morning. Tlii• morning is
aver at 7 o'clock, V%rell says Buzz
Stiles, I'll y, it ..p
Now, says I to myself, The last.
tint(' 1 Went "with }limn if IVarl 10
SllOW hiln \\",lv.- CirSt
tililu. I. Went 110 ert1S11,0(1.•011'00
(min(') in tile dour jam, tt
cost 101' three jole,., rol;;I plus
ci groat, deal or disoonam•t. and, in,
dignalion. Now I says to myself,
1 uionder what it is this time. Clod-
orich, l have it, (Pie of his heinous
crimes lois been disem.iired and he
\vants 100 to go his bail. That's It
alright, hot, what particular crime
has been discovered. I'll het its
crinlinttl asSoUll ;nu) insult, and,
battery to ;1 felnalh. 1'eS, No? It
could ho perjury because he it.
the quicke.st thinking liar 1)etwo-.
Ella•bore and salt I.alteoxeoPI-.
Borne (..}.1" thorn euchre plity(irs out
around Milto)1. It wouldn't he in-
decent exposure becoLlati 110 liaS
11.0 M 1,1S CleS to show and I.,have
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more hair (IL pty upper lip t;hllti
on his WIWI(' body, hcaa in-
cluded. .1 11 an
neviir stopped in Goderich,
when he i'.tit •.top
had 10 wail 2 illinnt0S for thain't.a
turn rod. .11110:, 114:51 Cwilorich 1.
v,liy didnt you loll nte it
wag Ilrand fiend •and tiot Doder-
ich? fie russ.•11 101' • ''I t , 11 1)1.1,'.4
,11111 hlrlied into a garage.
They didn't know him Vcry. ))'tall,
eallSo they called him \I r, Stiles.
Ile kepi me wailing a couple Of
hours and finally chime out with a
I.Jrake drum. It cost 111111 $60 • If"
could have got it front Bridge or
Jack AlcCutcloion for • 1''. or 1`.:.50,
whi.0 wo go1 cc going I says, now,
look ;t bury guilt f want coffee,
so hd pulled into a nice little cafe.
It was just an ordinary 'iestall,r-
ant but i111 waitrOMS was very
pretty and plump its n 11,'rtri,1:.;e.
could see Buzz ,,vos trying to
make an impression. He talked to
Me real loud so she could iear,
about contrail 4. (',Titers
hies, etc. 1 says io mysalf, Ill spoil
his immoral ideas. I'll put a
primp in 1)15 sinful plang, bigger
than an atomic bomb. Ile says to
me, let's got going, I tiaTe to
i m prs,1 0 W the mayor of Tdrolal
and sign that contract for the new
subway and out he goes. Be left
ii huge. lip, bigger than Bel) Fraser
It',4t at tho Drown Derby for that,
rod hood, I pocketed the wholo
Ming and left a penny (ono cent)
then got a tiiecte of paper and put
his name on it. In a few minutes
out earn() the Waltr0SS: She moot
have been going to the rink that
CallSO 1 IlKird bee Soy son e'
thing about a cheap skate, She
says to mo, who is that character
any ,,vity. I gays, he's just , poor
labourer with an, old truck. He hag
eight. kids. Pour of them are smart
Rids. They took after
tbeir mother. The other fOlir talte
after Choir thud and I shook my.
head ;Hid heaved a big sigh, and I
continued, it is rumored. he has a
Oalarod inistresS in Chatham. Well,
j. Says, tPood Ludt. 1 11111K b
She says, it you aro ever
1..i.r1 r his way again drop 131. I. sitys,
1 11 1.4, going through hero newt
iltiuday nile about seven, Isn't that
nieenience uo,ty she, UM 4.)4.11:
dully soY1;,
provos it you arca a gentleman,
oven it mature zpitiltiman, and a
yoU can hayi.; friends
than it trucker Loot au. gentli,1111111.
Truthfully )(oars
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