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The Brussels Post, 1968-10-03, Page 2Talc ait'Ug81,1uS 1OST, ONTARIO TitURSDAY, 00'101)Kit r.d, ofsa OM1n. M111.M1 few miles from Nov,. Orleans. I had a great inlay slaves but the dream Showed me ()lily Len Lam- ont, Logan, Thompson. 1-111,1er, 01111001 M Wall, 'Purvey,('lark and last and the niast least Buzz Stiles. I had a bull whip, known here as tt black snake, and boy was 1 an expert. 1 could pick a fly off Lu aunt's nest' at el It, hat I never bothered with the fly when I could hit the nose. They had to pick Sc) many hounds of cotton each hour. if they didret they got 7 lashes each. George Baker done the weighing, Quite a switch for George as I made him weigh light. Eventually 1, bad to cut off his thumbs to keep the weight clown. These slaves had their sleeping evarters ar one end of a large shed, The other end I kept 100 Parch Jersey Hogs. Some People said I shouldn't do this as it was unsanitary, However. I can truth- fully say I never lost a hog. I sold 11140,000 dollars worth of cotton and it was all clear except for a few whips and some rice. t fed my slaves rice and sugar cane. They could either put the cane on top of the rice and call it sugar cane pudding or put rice on top and call it rice padding. Boy was I happy. Then the dream faded and I was at an auction sale. .A big colored man with rings in his nose bought all my poor wretches and was taking them to a can- nibal island where they would be fattened up and eaten. I coaldn't -have Wished. for a better fate than this for them, My troubles Were over. No more impudence, no more insults. I would have enjoy- ed seeing them swimming in the pot. Never in my life was I SO happy. Nextmorning t went down town Whistling the Barber of Seville and the Slue Danube from Strauss. The minute I walked in the linteher shop I knew some- thing was antiss. My favottite chair had been removed, Out eomeS Backer and I got the worst "fitting out" I ever got. It was almost as bad as Kay gave Ned Rutledge when he bought the race horse. Says George, what's the idea of Writing about Yourself? p know more about you than you will ever toil us, On and oil he raved Thad. writi en in My last eolurnn tor the benefit of my American friends, enssin the Democrats, and then'a sudden light. ft, struck Me all of a sudden. This man was born in the Both he and flab Framer were horn in Mahe ',Damn Yankees''. Yes„ he says in con- clusion, no mote I or me in your column. This, means as is going to -have a heck of a time but us will do the best 1.1.8 can, I wart to thank Norman Smith for information he gave Me gards Brussels at the turn of the century. I want to thank 'Clark Johnston, the ()shortie Sisters,, Gordon ?toss and Ross Cardiff for helping me at a couple of fairS. To the lady from 1(11 Myth. I alit sorry but I cannot grant your re- quest. My poor editor would prob• ablY be se.-ved with a libel charge, iuggest malty:el by Wingbata. less you are absolutely certain and ve those boys stole your gas, do not „einamit. yout‘soll'. 110Wever. alert the D.P,P. and lh.'y will advise. Well I guess this is it alai that's that for another Nesa wooli we 50 in a fair clown east. Anyi,vhere east of Peter- lairme2.1.1 %%here little towns got ti, 8 or 10 thousand people to their fair. 'trut'hfully Yours T. K. F. BRUSSELS NIFTY NEEDLES Fourth. Meeting he tourta meeting was held on. .Monday, September Id. 1bchs. at .3U p.m. at the honie of ‘ludy and Kathy Work. The meeting Was (melted with the .1.11 Pledge. Roll Call, a line ilt. clothes 'selfish Suitri me, Was .allSWered by everyone. The minutes of the last meeting were read by Laurel. The next meeting will be held on Septemb- er 28, 1988. at 7:3a p.m. at the home of Norma. Muir, Dismission: flans for Achievement. Day' (2 Assembling the 1 )ress. (3) Good Posture., itempustraLion: Assembling the Dress:. :7;110'. i-.3titulting, tilt Darts. dill Ltathers. Livi Joining seams. Practical. 1Vork,: Assembline• the lires.s. The ineeiing elostli with 'ti it 'SUN(' the Queen -. ilcrause one the girls :lad a birthday lunch was served. Fifth Meeting The. fifth Ltieettug was held at (..Illb exhibit or (101110i1Strati,on. The minutes were read by Juan Elliott. The IteNI meeting will he held ttt. the home Of Joyce Pear- son on Seetelnber 30, i1.068,. et 7:30. p.m. Discussion and DetnntstratioN; 1. Pitting the Dress, '2„, ti. g,Ileeves, Practical Work: b‘ittiug the Dress, 2, ,Practiee lil ndersti eh lug. The meeting was closed with ,,cod tin re thu Queelt" my cigar ENTLBMEN'S CLUB NEWS ITEMS 'Last night I leoi a utast beauti ful. dream, They say dreams are over in few minutes hut this murt, h,l e lasted for hours.. The year I ewned and managed a huge cotton piantation on the banks of the • Alississippi just a . . . 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