The Huron Signal, 1881-05-20, Page 7Fun anb Fanc4.
Why are good resolutions like* !slat-
ing ladies? They want tarrying out.
Some men are called mulls because
they are used to keep a dirt's hand in.
A husbead recently cured his wife of
diver ills by kissing the servant girl and
letting his wife catch him at it. H.
says she was up in an instant, forgetting
all her complarnts, while he has neve►
had to pay a penny for "help" since.
A critio as is a critic: A recent visitor
to an art gallery said he preferred the
statues to the pictures, because 'you kin
go all around the statute, but yuo can't
see only one side of the picture..
A backwoodsman, on hearii.,t en east-
ern bishop preach a sermon in a frontier
church without a manuscript, mid, 'He
is the tint of them tine fellows that I
have ever seen who could shoot without
e rest.'
A boy from the country was recently
taken into a gentleman's family. One
afternoon, just before dark, after having
been called up to the drawing -norm, he
came down into the kitchen laughing
immoderately. "What's the matter I"
cried the sok. "Why," said he, "there
are twelve on 'em up there, who couldn't
light the gas, and they had to ring fur
me to do it 1"
Riding in a railroad oar. Husband—
"You are quite comfortable dear r'
Wife—"Yes, love." Husband --"The
cushions are soft, ducky t" Wife—"Yes
darling." Husband—"You do not feel
any jolts, pet?" Wife—"No, sweetest."
Husband—"And there is no draught on
my lamb, is there, angel" Wife—"No,
my ownest own." Husband -"Then
change seats with me."
e. eyeing New le Rate.seleq.
Last Sunday, as Mr. Jones was return-
ing from church with his family, he dis-
a new and
vhu front door stop sul* he waar-lookis bug
on me -
thing of a scientist be was pleased with
the new specimen, and, forming his
pockethandkerchief into a sort of cage,
he pounced down on it and succeeded in
capturing it.
"Bring the microscope, children," he
called, "and tell your ma to hurry; I
want her to hook at It; Tm sure it be-
longs to the Hemiptera class and u a
new specimen. Here, Charlie, put your
eyes to the ocular side and tell we what
you see
THE HURON SIGNAL FRIDAY, MAY 20. 1881.
Eke Fashions.
Gran Bow Iowa ■•este
prow Test Rvesds Past.
Braeside We at s.ltk1ii�.�ed satin rib -
bun, hasli-painted on "s end., are to
be wows with ligh mummer toilets, made
with elbow sl.a
White mow end white clover
blossoms will, the seining seesaw, be the
favorite floral garnitures for bridesmaids
and "sweet girl graduates."
Steel buttons set with mock jewels are
the latest fancy Parisuns. They are in
flower designe and are called Watteau
butteus. They make a pretty addition
to Lome toilets vt French foulard.
The ugly wrinkled Suede Sate glove*
are still very pupuler, ellen stretched
to their full length re;a:h above the el -
low. They are often eleawi over the
dose -fitting jersey sleeves when worn
with street costumes.
Almond and pale gray cheese cloths
will again be fashionable for morning
dresses. They are trimmed with nueny
rows..f knife -plaited ruflee around the
tout .J the skirt, and the long Greek
overdress is draped in flowery folds and
adorned with Polanza lace and bows and
ends of bright satin ribbon.
Roman mandate and delicately embroi-
dered silk stockings in all the new pale
shades of color will be the fa*hionable
foot -dressing with summer toilets.
There are also some lately imported
novelties in hosiery, showing handsome
color in the new sombre or shaded
effects, --fur instance, a delicate rose -
pink toe, changing gradually up the
stocking, through severalgrades of color,,
to a rich crimson top elastic ger-
term to correspond are added, fastened
with buckles of cut steel.
Moire is decidedly taking rank again
ailing the handsome fabrics for dressy
toilets; it is worn not only in its original
state forming a whole toilet, but it is
frequently used for trimming dresses of
Surah and other silks, and also in com-
bination with plain woollen materials.
The moire waistcoat, rounded over the
bosom. is finished in a point, and fasten-
ed with buttons of blue steel. The long
bisque and the second skirt coming
down into a point at the aide are also of
the moire. The back of the skirt is
aught up with swinging loops of broad,
moire -striped satin ribbon.
Notwithstanding the fact that the de
Oh, pa, ain't it splendid 1 It's got cree has gene forth that black grow grain
silks have had their day for the present,
four wing;, eight eyes, and, ohm) !ain't
it a sparkler, though 1 Red and green the merchants in the leading houses of
and yellow, and --oh, it'. getting away, the city declare that the sales of these
ain't it pa r'were never greater than now, and
"Then it isn't dead '," cried Mr.Vti.lhat they are purchased and worn
Jones, in ecstacy; "I wasn't quiet sure Aot alone by elderly people, or ladies ,
whether it moved or not. Let me bolt : who do not care to be quite "in style,"
Yes; it's s terrestrial, I think, atter ell; but by the leaders of fashion themselves.
it belongs to the genus Pentome-tbe, The fact is, a hadeome black silk toilet
antennae have that peculiar flexible look; is one which can never really lose caste.
and yet, now that I look again, the eyes It is too elegant anti becoming a costume
seem to indicate that it is a phyt000ris. to be relinquished, and for many pur-
in which case it will be very destructive poses and occsaions no other dress can
to your ma's plants, and we must kill it satiafackoTy take its place.
at once. I'll ask Professor Sill. It will Vermicelli laoe hes lost the little popu-
be, in any case, a valuable addition to parity it ever had, possibly by its be
science. Maria where's the chloroformr' coming duplicated in common qualities
"Up on the cloak shelf. What are and interior patterns. It never was a
you going to do with it ?" asked Mrs pretty lace at bed, but its rather novel
Jones, who had been giving her undi- design gave it the favor it at first receiv-
vided attention to the baby. ed. Just now, point d'Aurillac ranks
"Kill this bug as soon as you have ex- first among the beautiful laces which are
*mind it," answered Mr. Jones in a to adorn the lovely summer toilets, and
lofty voice. "I shall present it to the which are also fashioned into pelerines,
scientific association--" fichus, scarfs, and fraises of endless
"Well, I guess not, Mr. Jones," broke variety. The design of this cream -tint -
in his wife, who was looking with much ed edging is a combination of two dis-
interest at the new specimen. I paid tinct varieties of lace, the first fine and
two dollars for that bug last week to wear delicately pointed scallop resembling a
on my new bonnet, and 1 tnust have thread or Franco lace pattern, and the
dropped it off when I carie in.. It be-
longs to the genius ntillinerte, and
couldn't be any deader if it had been
baked for a century. Science will have
to get along{ without it, Jones; it's al -
'ready classified." Poor Jones i
Householb }tints.
CAauor PVDDIrlo,-Mix half a pint of
boiled carrots, pureed. with half a pound
of tour, ten mimes of currants. six uuu-
o.s of chopped suet, spice and sugar to
taste, three eggs and a little milk; buil
for three hours in a basin; orange arrow-
root sauoc.
LIVER AKH BACON. -Haifa beef liver
cut thin; Dover it with boiling water;
fur one pound of liver have one-half
pound of bacon cut thin iu slices; fry
t0' can; have the liver .eesoued withealt,
pepper ank flour; fry brown in bacon
fat. T.. make the gravy, put one-half
tablespoonful of flour iu the fat, remain -
big in the pan; cook until brown and
add one-half pint ..f water; season with
silt and pepper and pour it on the liver.
Lueolt CAEN.-A toothsome cake can
be made by using two eggs, one and
three-quarter cupfuls of sweet cream,
two cupfuls of'sugar, three cupfuls of
flour, three teaspoonfuls of cream -tartar
and one and one-half teaspoonfuls of
soda; it should be baked in four square
tins; while they are baking the lemon
jelly sh..uld be prepared; beat the white
of one egg, slightly squeeze over it the
juice of the lemon, and stir very stiff
with white sugar; spread this between
the cakes, precisely like jelly; if icing is
desired I think the best method .J snak-
ing it is to stir the white of an egg stiff
with sugar, about as stiff as Indian
mush, and spread with a knife; much
time is saved, as the egg needs to
be only slightly beaten.
next a full rounded mesh after the
Spanish pattern. The designs are out-
lined with a heavy silk thread, giving
them a rich effect. Another edging
called "Polanza ' lace is an exceedingly
delicate lace imitation of real point,
costing $1 a yard.
A Barber ea leatdsewi. A Flirt.
Thi; meanest woman on earth is a flirt
-t girl who will win a man's heart pur-
posely without caring anything for him,
who hangs her conquests about her neck
u Indians do the scalps of their enemies,
and who will even enter into engage-
ments of marriage which she means to
break, for the purpose of putting her
foot more entirely upon the honest heart
of otrip� who loves her.
Ery woman is loved more than once,
I suppose. Almost all girls are forced
to refuse offers. But an honest woman
will avoid one when she can, if she does
not Loire the , man enough to accept
•
Speaking of the credulity of many
people touching the efficacy of hair
tonics, an intelligent French hairdresser
tsays:-
Very often the hair falls out after sick-
ness. In such.cases it generally grows
again without the aid of any hair tonics
whatever; but when it falls out from
natural causes it never grows again.
The celebrated Dr. Bazin, who was
formerly physician in chief of the St.
Louis Hospital in Paris, and who is
known throughout the world as the most
learned specialist for affections of the
skin, told me one day that there was
nothingthat could make the hair grow
after
e baldness had come onipually.
This I believe firmly, for, if there was
anything of the kind, we would not see
so many New York d..ct.irs with heads
as completelydestitute of hair as the
hack of turtes. 1 am even persuaded
t hat these gentlemen would follow the
example of those Greek heroes who,
under the leadership of Jason, mule a
voyage to Colchis t.. bring tack the
Golden Fleece. Modern Argonauts, the
doctors would consider themselves happy
if they could bring from such a voyage
the secret of restoring the home Samoa
I don't think I ata far frost the truth
when I say that during the past twenty-
five years that I have practised the pro-
fession of hairdresser, I have made the
trial upon different bald heads of more
than five hundred different hair tonics,
and I am boxed to admit that 1 never
N it a Biagio bead the hair of whisk was
reneged atter baldnma At the sod et
so many failures, I ata oeswiesety an-
.leeeived as to the valued all the pre -
rations, and 1 would sot amw earead
any one of them, became I would be
afraid to commit the crime that is desig-
nated by the words, "obtaining teensy
under false pretences." in my patho-
logical studies upon the hair, i have
found that people who perspire a great
deal from the head are apt to get d.
The bad habit of wearing hats indoors i■
also very hurthil to the lair. in 1806,
after the famous battle of Jena, in which
the Proasisns were completely defeated
by Napoleon 1, Baron Lamy, the nebe-
hrated military 'rumens. permitted that
many •.f the fl<erman i_.rwpe••'sers were
r ,'e)...ly hill N.'.•'.r.sei he envie in-
quiries r•• the cause this, and he
found thatowed their baldness M
the .►ape- --M as unhealthy- -04
their taps The foul air of their head
gear, having no lane, destroyed the vi
tslity of *their
1'a
"TERM ALL no IT.' -'1'o beautify the
teeth and give fragrance to the breath
ass "Teaberry' the new toilet gem. Get
5 cent sample. 1763
DYSPEPSIA. -Strengthen your di-
gestion, tone the stomach for utilizing
and assimilating every atom of feud you
take, the body needs it for strength and
vigor. Ztpesa cleanses the entire sys-
tem, stimulates the liver, keeps you re-
gular and able to eat ten -penny nails.
Letters and postal cards come in daily.
extolling Zopaa from Brazil. Positive
proof of health and vigor it gives, in a
10 cent sample. Sold by F. Jordan.
EPPS%COCOA. -0 RACY oL AND COMFORTINO.
-' By a thorough knowledge of the natural
laws which govern the operationscareful ofdigestion
and nufine
prop ies of nd by well -selected application
. Mr.
the Ane propert
Mppe has provided our breakfast tables with a
delicately flavoured beverage which may save
us many heavy doctor's bills. It is by the judi-
cictous use of such articles of diet that a con-
stitution may be gradually built up until strong
enough to resist every tendency to disease.
Hundreds of subtle maladies aro floating
around us ready to attack wherever there L a
weak point We may escape many a fatal
shaft bykeeping ourselves well fortified with
pure bood and a properly nonriahed frame."
-Civil Service Gazdte.-Sold only in Packets
labelled -"James EPPS t Co. Homoeopathic
Chemists. London. Eng." -Also makers of
Epps's Chocolate Essence for afternoon use.761
It is a great thing. the true, tender,
earnest affection that a man gives the
woman nn whom he desires to bestow
his life-long care and the honor of his
n ame, and any one who does not under-
stand this, has a heart not worth the
winning.
As for a male flirt, he is not only
mean, but two wicked to talk about.
twrklrWeerode. waive.
The holt Sal w w i r.• aortal fur Cute,
Bruises, ores. 'fatter l'i.ep;.ei Hands,
Chilblains, Genu, .cid all Lind* id Skin
eruptions. This ::.Ivo is gttaranteed to
give perfect satisf...•tiun in every case or
coney refunded. Prior 25 teats per
box. For sale* F. Jordan, Godetrioh.
The Great American
CO UGH COLDS, ABTIIJ[A,
ERONCHITI.S LOBS OF
VOICE,, HOARSENESS AND
THROAT AFFECTIO INKiS (1)."-
an
_
a0Er -
yjam
et earn liMpisew=«� wa.frw&.W a. t.�ir'a
Newts, Get tisk.
The great secret of obtaining riches, is
first to practice economy, and as good
old Deacon Snyder says, "It used to
worry the life out of me to pay enorm-
ous doctor's bills, but now I have 'struck
is rich.' Health and happiness reign
supreme in our little household, and all
simply because we use no other medi-
cine but Electric Bitters, and only costs
fifty cents a bottle." Sold by F. Jor-
dan
opportunity.
If we but caw how the gates of oppor-
tunity open and close, how the possibili-
ties of to -day neglected, become to -mor -
rot the things which never can be done;
bow unused strength wastes away and
brings up behind it no other strengths;
bow the grace that lies about all our oc-
casions, ready to low upon then at the
touches of our intelligence, slighted,
lift itself up into the heavens and leaves
us in hardness and death; how nn one
bead, when teed it drops upon ns like
the ram and distils like the dew; how
work done makes work easier; how the
voluntary use of 'all that is within us'
ad without us, too, of soul and sinew,
of love and thought, of time and
strength, and hours of prayer, will bring
upon us the gentle pressures of God's
newest. freshest grace. if we but saw
such things as these what girding. there
would toe among us.
GRAY'S
teats Was
Bp resas
•
aPlw&slAsles SYRUP
sass of
Leap Dir or
sale.
thePromos
phet-
ks• wa
new
s
eh•lr e o w-
sewpt/oe SPRUCE
to
Ae ins
woo& and
Nature, after all, is the great physi-
cian. She hides all the secrets of health
within her broad, generous bosom, and
man needs but to go to her intelligently
for his every need. The discovery of
the great Cough Remedy, GRAY'S Sears*
OF RED SPHIICE Gar/, is an apt illustra-
tion of this. Aa a cure for- Coughs,
Colds, Loss of Voice and Hoarseness it
stands unrivalled, while its low price and
readiness of access places it within the
reach of all. Try it and be convinced.
All chemists keep it in 25 and 50 -cent
bottles. •- ad
Poring the last hundred years only four
British stateamaa, elospt Lord Bosoms -
Sold, have been honored by a public
mnnntrvetit They ware Chatham. PIN,
Pere;, 1. •',•1 Peel. The proposal to
erect a piddle monument to Perko was
rejected. Tae motion too raise rme to
lite was i tatd by his former oollsarrne.
Mr. on the gonad that the
i�,,sNat4eial) I& i se's tares, W Dee hewn
iean.ew his rs'e etre
ANCHOR LINE.
RED
la tate
prepara-
tionrepara-
tloa last
Gems sass'
as perwaa .
ani all tis
awtlar
pwoM"4 �pMINDd
bel.
bale sesta
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ora pia
asps err,
faaar•-
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ow ata
few few•
p raters.
e data ta.
order thew eeawt/tr
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to eels!, $•d
fr�^ GUM. wad.rQe, to
front
• r e e a a .wplst•
top,, w.etw..
Its remarkable power in relieving
certain forms of Bronchitis, and its
almost specific effect in curing ob-
stinate hacking Coughs, is now well
known to the yacblic at large.
Soil 1 br dl rsepuf b4 ohew4ta Pier, :5 r. n
30 cants a beak.
:he .sand. " pomp o% Pled Sprwee pees " .n.•.Ai
vete 0 er Raptfs'ed Trude Mark, a«d one wrap,.r
sollubrt; are ako repl.terrd.
KERR Y 1V.1 T•4O-V d• r''..
Whe4ask Drwwwl•t.,
Sok Proprictw• awl li an.erac'l.rere,
NOW mai
UNITED STATES MAIL STEAMERS
Sail every Seturda
NEW YORK TO GLASGOW
CABINS, $ea to lea. STEERAGE Stir
These Steamer do not carry cattle, eheeporpigs
NEW YORK TO LONDON DIRECT.
CABINS BS to res. Excursion at Reduced
Rates.
Passenger accommodations are unsurpassed.
All Staterooms on Main Dec
Passengers booked at lowest rates t or from
any Railroad Station in Europe or America.
Drafts at lowest rates. payable 1 free of charge,)
throughout England. Scotland and Ireland.
For books of information. plans. Ac., � apply
to HENDERSON BROTHER., 7 BOW LINO t3REEN,
N. Y.
Or to MRS. E. WARNOCK. Albion Block.
1751 Agent at Ooderich
Record of the LYMAN Barb.
LOVELL'S
Province of Ontario Directory
FOR 1881 -1882 -
TO BE PUBLIAHED IN NOVEMBER 1881,
Price .6.00.
7
The People's Drug Store.
Owing to falling health I have disposed of the g"..1 w;11 of my business to MR. GEORG
RHY %Ae. sad *veld nrummcod hiss to the public for their patronageD4r.
teli
tlEti. CATTLE.
In regard to the above I would announce to the pre. pit of God,rich and vicinity that
1 have opened out a Drug Business is the causer of Blake's Block Is/ay tAc
market, and have putehosrd a freak stock of Pure Drugs and Chemloaln, end h,
careful attention lo bussneas twill endeavor to merit your patrorutye
Your o,'dt servant,
GDO_ RH YNAS_
A FULL LiNZ OF
PATENT MEDICINES, PERFUMERY, TQIACCOES, CIGARS, &C.
ALWLYB ON HAN .
Physician's Prescriptions Carefully Prepared.
MR. LOVELL. at the request of several
Merchants and other of the Province of
Ontario of the ('ity of Montreal. dcc begs to
announce that his thm will publkih a PRO-
VINCE OF O\'CARR) DIRECTORY, in No-
vember neat. containing an
Alphabet.° I Directory
AXtt TiIOROUGH
Classified Boniness Directory
AT THE OLD STAND.
D. C. B T R IA. C IC A N
HAS REMOVED HI,
GROCERY BUSINESS
To the old stand in the Albion Block. former!) occupied Ihv him, e. here he will be pleased
to welcome all his old customer and the public generally. .A large quantity of
NEW, FRESH GROCERIES
CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST.
Dr C_ STRACHAN,
of the Bnatnee:r tine, Professional men in the
Cities, Towne- and Vllb gee of Ontario, with a
Classified Business Directory
05 TRE
CITY OF MONTREAL.
The same care and attention bestowed on
the Dominion and Provincial Directories of
1871 will be given to this work. Subscribers
tames respectfully solicited. Terms of Ad-
vertising made known upon applicatibn.
JOHN LOVELL A SON
Montreal. Dec. 1881. Pubti,hers. 1760
I HAVE BOUGHT THE
HARDWARE STOCK.
MR. D. FERG+USON
-AT A
VERY GREAT DISCOUNT!
Nearly all of said Stock, as well as my own original 5te.-! was bought hernre the .tdvane
et hardware. I am therefore in a position to se!1 Cheaper than any other
Neese la the resat,.
MY STOCK OF
ralimmis',11ilildas'& General liaridwie is liffilii)1111 (11
which I want to run off qui(kly.
DOME AND BUT AT SVC'S PRICES A3 DMZ PLEASE SOU.
Fresh Ground Water Lime in Stock.
AGENT FOR BEST .STEEL BARB FENCE WIRE.
R_ QCT_ McE0= NZIE
1751-1m.
FIRSaT`LYPRIZES AWARDi:IIss THE
M T
Four-Barb Wire Fencing
at
MONTREAL. QL E.
HAMILTON ONT.
CINCINNAII.OHIO. -EXHIBITIONS.
SYRACUSE. N. Y.
DAVENPORT, IOWA.
FON
EXCE LL ENCEand SUPERIORITY
Ower ail Compri ilvr...
The Cheapest & Best Felicia
I1f Tits
�T ORLD_
Adopted and in use on 19 Railway Lines to
the U. S. and Canada. see that our trade
mark. "Loners Biota" 1• itenctlled on each
reel. BvT po Oras* Bend for )prices and
stresses W a
R. W. McZ,Eaa, Beaerich.
DQMiMON BARB WiRr ricif ro..
71eea rasp.
Carpet Weaving
to sew Patterns and new Warps.
DINING-ROO"
CARPETS !
sad all work in 11-e wearing line carefnlly
swat]; and promptly done
Ying.ton street, Goderich
O'er sale by Jamas Wrteow,
Chemist and Druggist.
SEEGMILLER
Chilled Plow
ANI1
AGRIC ULTURA WORKS.
NITRON CARRIAGE WORKS.
T. & J. STORY
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!SUCCESSORS TO JOHN KNOX), MANUFACTI'l:l<its ()F'
ANY STYLE OF VEHICLE BUILT TO ORDER.
REPAIRING and JOBBING done with Neatness and Despatch, and at Reale-
onable Rates. Call and examine before purchasing elsewhere.
T_ CSC J_ STORY,
HAMILTON STREET.
Raving feuV S*srd the Gesterlr•h Ion 1
n aiIm. tbo aP•Were for the ansa
sok •Isms male. Wesoad AGRIT t .
Ned Jobli1•4
Oiled. All wart mrsses••d. b• wow
Mr. A R umbura i the soli .�se.i yse�Ce., tbidend
sad e v ? r 1rF
M tltl
ova 'ire M ife•mt
adv.
vverrIsta•
(KNOX'S OLD STND.
GRAND CLEARINQ SALE
—0 P—
Boots and Shoes,
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T—
CAlll'BNLLS BOOT nil SIIOE EMPORIUM,
FR OINE, M
Previous to Stock taking. My Stock is 11.rgeand well -assorted,
and
GREAT BARGAINS
will be given.
T=RMS - �l•.�s
WM. CAMPBELL.
Gotlerich, Jan. 13,1881
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