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The Brussels Post, 1967-09-21, Page 6ICE CREAM Now available in pints, half •gallons and 21/2, gallon pails at the DAM or at your GROCERS. SE SURE TO KEEP SOME IN YOUR FREEZER COUSINS CREAM • • :;•4::::;:,:;:;:;:•:,•:•4;:0,•:•,.. to wituossui POST unmispO TillfltS1)AN, 1967 ,Geirrr. t•EVA .41,10511 ....i.VF...."41CC.......3cirmloWl..s•sra.. a.. •,•1-•••• ••••• ..-y •• •M• .•••••> Vs, •,•• FAMILY TO TREAT YOUR A I* E$ THE PRO HURON GENTLEMEN'S CLUE NEWS ITEMS There ore many ways a man with a maid I. don't know if this is Shakespeare or frOm the Calgary Eyeuponer. This morning a letter from Walton reads, Dear who is the prominent farmer with the unique way of dating? lie goes to Party and Waves his hat. Next Morning when lie and his laW- ful wife have had breakfast he says; did you see my hat this morning honey'? They start a search and suddenly a surprised hypocritical look appears on hiS Judas like face. Says he, oh my goodness, bet 1,left it at the party last night. Well he drives his wife to work where she plugs away all day, He waits un- til the poor unsuspecting hus- band is busy away from, home and away for his bat he goes, 1 sttp- Pose this might be called talking through his or maybe its the cocked hat they talk about. Please expose this Libertine, this hatless xTiArgeglpipi: .,.; rlC • 411t. monster, this Xtorris Hog Caller. Thanking you yours truly, Mrs. Gus Uussup. i agree Mrs. Uussup that, this is a diabolical scheme devised by Satan himself, who finds a very co-operative subject to carry out this horrible act of suggestion. How does compare with a well knowil ,Alorris farmer who turned beighbour's cattle into Ow same neighbours fiold of oats, went and woke him up at o'clock, When the unsuspecting neighbour left he and the unfaith, ful wife made coffee, How does: it OA tiN cc with the upper class ibliSsels citizen who pinches and keeps pinching every female from 10 to 1(00 that he can get into his car, However, the female is not without sin. Eve seduced Adam with an apple, That apple was "surely a pippin. I have been very fortunate, Only twice have I bad to fight off a ferocious female: and preserve my honor, Only twice have I had to walk home. Well, hoW was I to know the female Hercules I had dated, was a teacher of Judo and iTa Sitsu. How was I to know she was a champion wrestler of Main and New Hampshire, It would not have been so bad had it not been raining and in Npvember. It would have been better if I hadn't taken my coat off and not wearing cow- boy boots. Oh well my car was at my trailer when I arrived there and after all it was only 17 miles to walk. The Ontario election will be held October 17. I had planned on voting Grit this time but this morning when I was down town I ran. into Charlie Deitner. Lenny Lamont, Archie Willis and Bob Fraser. I says to myself I can't align myself with such a scurvy clique as this. My other self says yea, it will be nice to be with Jack Clark, Hi Rutledge, Davey Hastings, Barb and all the other McCutcheon. Bah, says I, ' to- morrow I shall see what the N.D.P. have to offer. This sum- mer 1 was made acquainted with a Mr. McCutcheon of Walla,ceburg. 1 figured and puzzled how this McCutcheon had the same nasty look they all have, I found out he is the Tory member for Essex or Lantliton, a good reason indeed, A Tory. About an hour ago I says to myself I better see how the vote is going in ray own house. so I got behind my uewpaper and I says, that Murray Gaunt must be crazy to run against a man like Roger West. I hears an egg crack, and threw into the frying pan so hard it bounced six inches, Says she, George Mo- Cutcheon was the only reason I voted against Murray. I'm a Grit and I hope I never have to vote any other way. It certainly looks like domlestic and political trouble for me again,. That there grand- daughter, namely, Marlene and her Tory paw ain't going to mind their own businesS. Barb McCutcheon never did. As for 111 everyone knows my politics. I aint like. some niugwurrips, that sit straddle ways, Take that there Ned Rutledge, if he talkS with a Tory, he talks Tory, if he tapes with a Grit, he's a Grit, Take my neighbour here, Bub Richmond, who is a pronunout uddkullow. N1>v or in his life has 110 got up at a lodge mooting aunt evoke in 1'i:rollr of the Grit or Tory who is lining; Take another „neighbour, there Long, who should find out if farm is going Grit or Tory.- Never yet has he asked the buyer their politics, Walter Sellers, my fInighbour on the third line, was good Grit. When :Diefe.rtbakcir went into power Walter took to the tall timbers. He left home and livtd (,n beeell nuts nearly all (me, suer oner. Next week, all about the big wet party the Torrios called a convention. I'm dry too so bye bye Get your Fall Fair List New. Fours till next week. IL 10. 1968 CHEVELLE HOTEL ONE OF F-Lon.rDA's FINEST Prestige resort hotel overlooking tropical park and Yacht Harbor. Superb cuisine and unexcelled service. Planned program of en- tertainment . . . concerti, Luncheon and Dinner Music. Dancing nightly in Terrace Room. Affiliated 18-hole Golf Course and Swimming Pool. 24-hour. Garage Service, Season—October to May. 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