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There ore many ways a
man with a maid I. don't
know if this is Shakespeare or
frOm the Calgary Eyeuponer.
This morning a letter from
Walton reads, Dear who is
the prominent farmer with the
unique way of dating? lie goes to
Party and Waves his hat. Next
Morning when lie and his laW-
ful wife have had breakfast he
says; did you see my hat this
morning honey'? They start a
search and suddenly a surprised
hypocritical look appears on hiS
Judas like face. Says he, oh my
goodness, bet 1,left it at the party
last night. Well he drives
his wife to work where she
plugs away all day, He waits un-
til the poor unsuspecting hus-
band is busy away from, home and
away for his bat he goes, 1 sttp-
Pose this might be called talking
through his or maybe its the
cocked hat they talk about. Please
expose this Libertine, this hatless
xTiArgeglpipi: .,.;
rlC
• 411t.
monster, this Xtorris Hog Caller.
Thanking you yours truly,
Mrs. Gus Uussup. i agree Mrs.
Uussup that, this is a diabolical
scheme devised by Satan himself,
who finds a very co-operative
subject to carry out
this horrible act of suggestion.
How does compare with a well
knowil ,Alorris farmer who turned
beighbour's cattle into
Ow same neighbours fiold of oats,
went and woke him up at
o'clock, When the unsuspecting
neighbour left he and the unfaith,
ful wife made coffee, How does:
it OA tiN cc with the upper class
ibliSsels citizen who pinches and
keeps pinching every female
from 10 to 1(00 that he can get
into his car, However, the female
is not without sin. Eve seduced
Adam with an apple, That apple
was "surely a pippin. I have been
very fortunate, Only twice have I
bad to fight off a ferocious female:
and preserve my honor, Only
twice have I had to walk home.
Well, hoW was I to know the
female Hercules I had dated,
was a teacher of Judo and iTa
Sitsu. How was I to know she
was a champion wrestler of Main
and New Hampshire, It would not
have been so bad had it not been
raining and in Npvember. It would
have been better if I hadn't taken
my coat off and not wearing cow-
boy boots. Oh well my car was
at my trailer when I arrived there
and after all it was only 17 miles
to walk.
The Ontario election will be
held October 17. I had planned on
voting Grit this time but this
morning when I was down town
I ran. into Charlie Deitner. Lenny
Lamont, Archie Willis and Bob
Fraser. I says to myself I can't
align myself with such a scurvy
clique as this. My other self says
yea, it will be nice to be with
Jack Clark, Hi Rutledge, Davey
Hastings, Barb and all the other
McCutcheon. Bah, says I, ' to-
morrow I shall see what the
N.D.P. have to offer. This sum-
mer 1 was made acquainted with a
Mr. McCutcheon of Walla,ceburg.
1 figured and puzzled how this
McCutcheon had the same nasty
look they all have, I found out he
is the Tory member for Essex
or Lantliton, a good reason indeed,
A Tory. About an hour ago I says
to myself I better see how the
vote is going in ray own house.
so I got behind my uewpaper
and I says, that Murray Gaunt
must be crazy to run against a
man like Roger West. I hears an
egg crack, and threw into the
frying pan so hard it bounced
six inches, Says she, George Mo-
Cutcheon was the only reason I
voted against Murray. I'm a Grit
and I hope I never have to vote
any other way. It certainly looks
like domlestic and political trouble
for me again,. That there grand-
daughter, namely, Marlene
and her Tory paw ain't going to
mind their own businesS. Barb
McCutcheon never did. As for 111
everyone knows my politics. I
aint like. some niugwurrips, that
sit straddle ways, Take that
there Ned Rutledge, if he talkS
with a Tory, he talks Tory, if he
tapes with a Grit, he's a Grit, Take
my neighbour here, Bub Richmond,
who is a pronunout uddkullow.
N1>v or in his life has 110 got up at
a lodge mooting aunt evoke in
1'i:rollr of the Grit or Tory who is
lining; Take another „neighbour,
there Long, who should find out
if farm is going Grit or Tory.-
Never yet has he asked the buyer
their politics, Walter Sellers, my
fInighbour on the third line, was
good Grit. When :Diefe.rtbakcir went
into power Walter took to the
tall timbers. He left home and
livtd (,n beeell nuts nearly all (me,
suer oner.
Next week, all about the big
wet party the Torrios called a
convention. I'm dry too so bye
bye
Get your Fall Fair List New.
Fours till next week.
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