The Huron Signal, 1881-04-22, Page 3i
TIIE HURON SIGNAL. FRIDAY, APRIL 22. 1881.
PAY UP.
Old Maeda sail 0I4 Dsehelees.
Old maids are useful. They can cook,
sew and take care of ohildreu, nurse sick
people, and generally play the piano.
Old bachelors are useless. They do not
even know how to drive nails or split
wood.
Old maids are sluiable. If one wants
anything done that requires patience and
kindness of heart, a single lady is sura
to be the one toldo it.
Old bachelors are ill-natured. They
snub children, despise babies and hate
young mothers, and are always so busily
employed in seeing that 'ether people
take good care of them that they have
not a moment to give to any one else.
Old maids are nice looking. and
"young for their year&" t)ld bachelors
generally have red noses, rheumatism in
their knees, bald heads, and mouths that
turn down at the corners.
Old ootids can retake a home of one
little mom, and cook delicious meals for
one over the gas -jet in cunning little tin -
kettles, besides ,making all their own
wardrobes. Old bachelors need an army
of tailors, waiters, cooks, distant rela-
tives and hotel landlords to keep them
comfortable. When old maids are ill
they tie up their heals in pocket -hanker -
chiefs, take howcepathic pellets out of
two -bottles, alternately, and get well
again. When old bachelors are ill they
go to bed and send for four doctors;
,have a consultation; a mantel -piece full
of black bottles; all the amiable married
men who belong to the club to sit up
with then at night, besides a hired
nurse; they telegraph to their relations;
and do their best to impress the world
with the idea that they are dying.
When an old staid travels she takes a
sandwich, a piece of pound cake, a bottle
of lemonade in a hand basket, and lun-
ches comfortably in the carriage.
When an old bachelor travels he orders
h tat d
SINN
horde of Ibisdom.
Persons often Wok courage to appear
as they really are.
A true faith in science knows no limit
to ata search ter truth.
They are never alone who are aroma -
panted with noble thought&
"See what I am t" not "See whet my
father was !" u an old and exo.11.nt Att-
bio saying.
Words should be subordinate to ids.
We never place the pedestal on the head
of the statue.
Self-denial lathe most exalted pleasure,
and the conquest of evil habits the most
glorious triumph.
Never reflect on a past action that was
done with a good motive, and with the
best judgment at the time.
A woman may always judge of the esti-
mation in which she is held y the con-
versation which is addremed to her.
Men, contrary to icon, are worse to be
wrought upon when they are hot, and are
tar more tractable iu sold blood.
Action keeps the soul in health, where;
as idleness rusts the mind and corrupts
es well as benumbs all its active !acral
ties.
When the million applaud you,'.eri-
ously ask yourself what harm you have
done; when they censure you, what good.
The mind is weak when it bels once
given way ; it is long before a principle
restored can become as firm as one that
has never been moved.
The expectation of future happiness is
the best relief of anxious thoughts, the
most perfect cure of melancholy, the
guide of life and the ooiufort of death.
Could we rightly and duly reflect on
the misfortunes of other men, we should
be much more thankful than we are for
the teeny undeserved blessings which we
daily enjoy.
Success is dazzling Men are ,Mt con-
stituted that everybody undertakes what
he sees another successful in, whether he
has aptitude for it or not. One p r-
ues gold miner in California gives half a
continent a fever for seeking gold. One
successful general fills the dreams of
thousands of youth with the possibilities
of military renown.
B theg,111148 �a 11 eat
ass esryNat . S Ss S"
ase should be settled catty. 1 take skis effsr-
tesq sI Iamrrtsg sm ,euesra.d to pay sf d
11778-2m alpoROZ CArTLS.
TO THE PUBLIC: --
Hewsg deposed of Inv Photo
Balminess is (lod.rtak, I world tate Ate
twig to return thanks for the many
r oeied 'ewe coeineloi*9 bssewscas
Asn oats years eju. Fur my atwawor,
Mr. fidlfosss, I bespeak a ountwtwattes of
the w kindly tendered we, end
knowing to possess aseperior ability,
predict for him a suooessAVl business career.
Rrapectfufly,
R. R THOMPSON,
Photo.
a dinner in courses at the • tun, an There is always room for men of force
—live men ; the smartest must take the
Haas because he has not time to eat it lead. Moot men are capable of greater
before the "fifteen minutes for refresh- things than they perform, and all require
menta" are over. the proper opportunity. A feeble man
Old maids drink weak tea and it cures I can see only the farms that are fenced
and tilled, the houses and barns that aro
actually built ; but a strong man sees
possible houses and thrifty farms.
With reference to the above, 1 would inform
all Interested that my atm will be to produce
work et the Lowest Price. consistent with
Oood Quality, aad shall some no pains to give
satisfaction.
A fine assortment of Albums, Frames. &c.,
to head in a few days.
their headaches.
Old bachelors drink strong liquor
which give them headaches.
Old maids are modest; they think
their youth is over and their beauty
gone. If, after a while, some autumnal
love is given them, they take it as a sort
of miracle, and hope people will not
laugh at them for "marrying so late in
life."
Old bachelors believe that all women
are in love with them, and that they
must carefully guard themselves front
traps laid in inveigle them into matri-
mony. They also fondly cherish the be_
lief that should they eventually become
married men; tho world expects them to l encs—the softer it falls the ]anger it
exhibit great taste in women by their dwells uj:on and the deeper it sinks into
choice, and that the "other fellows" will the mind.
laugh if their portion be not tender The more quietly and peaceably we get
youth and beauty; also that when they on the better—the better for ort: neigh -
marry, many women will expire of Jeal- bors. In nine cases out of ten the Wis-
ousy. est policy is, if a maq.eheats, stop trad-
ing with him ; if he is abusive, quit his
company ; if he slanders you, take care
_ to live so nobody will believe him ; no
matter who he is, or how he misuses you,
It is said that once in a great while a the wisest way is to let him alone ; for
lady is found who is not specially gifted there is nothing better than this cool,
in the fluent use of language. who even calm, quiet way of dealing with the
indulges in recurring periods of silence, wrong we meet with.
A call solicited.
R. SALLOWS,
Photo. Blake's Bloch, Ooderich.
leuccessor to R. It- poise
N.B.-As 1 have all the Negatives made by
R. R. Thompson previously to my taking the
business, parties wishing duplicates will please
send me their ordrs.
R. SALLOWS,
Fhotograto.
HACYARQS
PECTORAL
BALSAM.
Has we oral for the per.aiKnt circ 4th
C.pt1a, Ods, Sere Threat. A:4roo *. creep,
N"eesPtmtg t�t t/a. and
all tar E rery bottle guaranteed to gi,< iat 61.,. t
T >IILbL;I(N&CO., Proprietor, Ia,..,i'
Women should all understand that no
beauty liar any charms but the inward
one of the mind, and that a gracefulness
in the manners is much more engaging
than that of their persons; that meek-
ness and modesty are the true and last-
ing ornaments. These are the only
charms that render wives amiable
and give them the very hest title to our
respect.
We must consult the gentlest manner
and softest seasons of address, our ad-
vice must no,t fall like a violent storm,
bearing down and making those to droop
whom it is meant to cherish and refresh.
It must descend as the dew upon the
tender herb, or like melting flakes of
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PRINTS
AT
COLBORNE BROTHERS
row
5 CENTS A YARD UP.
THE BEST VALUE IN TOWN.
BOOTS & SHOES.
We are receiving literal shipments of
s WRING- G-001 S,
cHRYSTAL & BLACK,
Practical BOILER -HERB.
which oomprTehall the Desirable Lines of the Leading e Prominent estares of our Stock tideB
easonwW pat the Dominion.
e
V 1CK'S
11 LINTSATm fL.saL WON
Per 1N1 Is as mat Doak et t>N llpwaa�traf Oise
with
flower Plate, the b M Flowers
V �Ieu l..r`a� u . at
Ouly
wa5lis erase baud° eM M e..1.,,
VW* heeds are the best is the watts Th.
tasmIrkeral Guide will tall how to set aad grow
111p1'a Fleury sed ifeweSichhe Garda.. 176
Pages, s Colored Plates. tM Engravings. For
Nmate in paper seven. $1,16 is elepe
t cloth.
Ie German or English,
.smear Nsiitwwww-N
Paps, tview~t.Wolorsd Prate in every .ember aid
many
seatsae
• Prios SLID a year;
Flus for w poplesoenta: for f $thea4 B c000pp foe l acct s
Address. IAMICS VICIi, Rochester. N. Y.
VERY BEST QUALITY,
THE LATEST AND MOST APPROVED STYLES,
And PRICES LOWER THAN EVER
We Dave ale added
Several New Lines of Ow Own Make,
The Snbecribers, have bought the Tools and
Boller Busines of D. IttNcIMAN d• Co., lately
carried on by the Godes and Foundry
a nding had Menu-
lecturing
enan lecturing Company,
ex-
perience of over eight years in that shop, are
now prepared to carry on the trade In all ata
branches.
LT Any work entrusted to us will receive
prompt attention. First-class work guarsnt
All kinds of Boilers made and repaired. else
Smoke Stacks and Sheet Iron Wort. &c•, a -
reasonable rates.
New Salt Pane made and old ones repaired
on the shortest notice, and at PRICES THAT DE-
FY COMPETITION.
twang a anent Mire.
which, though they can not be depended 1
on to last my length of time, are never-
theless very refreshing. Some husbands
are short-sighted enough not to appre-
ciate these silent intervals. and feel that
they must be symptons of approaching
dissolution. One fond husband, who
noticed that his wife indulged in fre-
quent half hours of pensive thought, be-
came alarmed. It woo such a strange
experience in his household, which was
generally enlivened by a flow of conver-
sation which resembled a mountain tor-
rent, that he determined to try an ex-
periment and see if he could not rouse
the dormant powers of hie wife. So on
a beautiful Spring morning, when the
new fashions had just set in, he firmly
refused to buy a bonnet for his better -
half. It was, as all husbands will testi-
fy, an heroic measure, and one attend-
ed with danger. The silent wife looked
at him for a moment in dumb astonish-
ment. Then her lips opened, the &od-
gates were lifted, the dam was broken,
and from behind those pearly teeth came
an incessant and merciless current of
words, which almost made him wish he
had never been born The lady was
cured; oho has never been silent for five
eonescatire minute., day or night, since
that beer. In commenting on the mat-
ter, he sod, in sad and piteous tc nes,
that his experiment was entirely success-
ful, but that Iwo was almost sorry that
he was ever ind.oed to try it
Chrystal & Black
BOX 1*3. I:OB=1CB. (1757,
SEE WHAT
PHYSICIANS
And People in Canada say about
SCOtt's Emil=
Of Pure Cod Liver Oil
WITH
lTpophosphlieil of Liao & Soda
AS A
REMEDY FOR CONSUMPTION
AND
WASTING DISEASES
etitoodiac. N. B.. Nov. S. 1850.
Messrs. SCOTT st BOW N B: -I have wed and
proscribed for some time "Scott' Emulsion of
Cod Liver 011.- and Sad it an excellent prepa-
ration, agreeing well with the stomach, wally
taken, and its continued use adding greatly to
the strength and comfort of the patient.
A. H. PICK, M. D.
Penn. Med. College,
in both Sewed and Pegged, which will be found W that the customer can desire. Amherst, Nova tooth. Nov. 8, 1880.
Mears. SCOTT tc BOWNE,-O.ents: For
nearly two years I have been acquainted with
Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypo-
phosphite.,
ypophosphites, and consider it the finest prepara-
tion now beton the Rubilc. Its permanency as
an Emulsion with the pple�a�sant flavor, makes it
Promptly Attended W and you
thepMuds d quote
and examine err ylors . shall the great favorite for children, cad 1 do highly
be pleased to show you (foods and quote Deices, whether you buy or not. reoommend it for all wsating diseases of the
system.
Yonas, very truly.
C. A. BLACK, M. D.
Halifax, N. B., Nov. 19, 1880.
Mears. SCOTT d' BOWN&-Gentleman: I
have prescribed yoar Emulsion for to put two
years, and found 1t more agreeable to the
stomach. and have better results trom its use
from any other preparation of the kind I have
tried.
ORDERED WORK & REPAIRING
THOS. JAVEA, Darlington, England,
says : The "Only Lung Pad" is being
thoroughly tried here. One lady has al-
ready received great benefit, who has suf-
fered for years from Bronchitis and Asth-
ma, and congestion of right lung.
Mewls Get Web.
The great secret of obtaining riches, is
first to practice economy, and as good
cold Deacon Snyder says, "It used to
worry the life out of me to pay enorm-
ous doctor's bill, but now I have `struck
is rich.' Health and happiness reign
supreme in our little household, and all
simply because we use no other medi-
cine but Electric Bitters, and only coats
fifty cents a bottle." Sold by F. Jor-
dan
E. & J. DOWNING.
THE SQL ARE, Goderich. Feb. Itth, (881 1718
If You Want Good
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
CROCKERY, or
GLASSWARE,
H. E. Honoa, Cambridge, Mich., says:
I have been afflicted with Asthma for
year. An "Only Lung Pad" gave me
immediate relief. I can recommend it
as the greatest remedy ever produced.
HINNY VAN NORTWICK, of Toledo,
Ohio, says: A friend prevailed upon nie
to try an "Only Lung Pad,' and I ob-
tained immediate relief from a racking
cough. I know the Pad helped me.
At retail by all druggists.
Wholesale by H. HASWELL & CO.,
Montreal, P. Q
$.ekles-son lea *ape.
The beat Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all kinds of Skin
eruptions. This Salve is guaranteed to
give perfect satisfaction in every case or
money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by F. Jordan. (7oderich.
The best known remedy for Throatall affec-
is
tions of the Chest, Lungs or
OaAT'a SYRUP O7 Rao Settees
tuff It
thcusands oonetantly used by per-
sons
sons sufferinng from the above (lissom,
and in nearly every instance it affords
immediate relief. In cases of trouble-
some, tickling Cough. where the patient
pa ea sleepless nights, one or two doses
of the Syrup has such a quieting, sooth-
ing effect that the rest ensues and the
Cough speedily disappears. Try it and
be convinced. Rod b r allcem
Pries 28 and 60 oasts per bottle.
Th. great want of the Northwest
said to be worsen- it ishesrtrend.rini
to bear of thedesire
the
desire f whoa re ate
no old
o womenelors towithal several hutieed mile.
Oid maids are maid be go el' lite het asks
amt there. Go Wed, roam cremes
$eia'lies 7vwlionisedThe Goversisest
mei eel tRtNN•
web. 1011,10 nutlasGoessw'M milks, r►
yesesw easW the 18th•& ail pre-
=illuip drab whet their pro -
duet is "Mb. The 11 ea tsemt b ewuif'
ler s bug hires in &hems M the eatibitel
raised raise Phos tie
be-
tween the d.vw+aet sett the Is.I till
redness benefits to' the people who pay
the rates i Thee is Caeada welshed by
the N. P
—00 TO—
D. FERGUSON'S
Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey's Hotel.
In addition to the oreeler', lines of to Groocry and Crockery Trade. I carry a fu stock of
•
11. M. CAMERON, M. D.
Belleville, Ont.
Messrs. S('ol T P DOWN F - Dear airs: I
feel D • duty t owe nut way to you but to the
community, to make the tutt1owi statement:
About throe years ago my eldest ter was
taken with • severe cold which settled on her
lungs, and not withstanding all
othat her medi-
wonse, and appeared tdant could o be to the last worse
d hope-
Icee stage of consumption. The Doctor said he
could do no more, but recommended your Em-
ulsion. and the effect of it was In the opinion
Before she one
oseed the frstt simply
ashel felt
much better, and to the surprise of us all. she
continued to mend so rapidly that in three
months she was able to go about as usual, and
has continued in such excellent health that
she gut married 18 months ego. and has now
as fine and healthy a son as you can tind in the
country.
WILLIAM BLAND.
Elora. Ont., July, 1880.
This is to certify that my daughter has had
Lung disea6e for some time. and very much
reduced In flesh, and had not strength enough
i to walk a lady friend tot try Scott's Emulsion. an the street. See was advised hW
our t surprise before she had used three
Flog, eals; Pork aid Geferal �rOYIS1011S aamedlerase. doHN W. WOW..
I bottles her health wu uomPlotely recove
I recommend it W every ant troubled with the
MY MOTTO I;,
"Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices."
-•VICTORIA--
BUCHU&UVAURS1
CREAT SPECIFIC
DISEASES H',KIDNEYS
UR NARY ORGANS.
LIBERAL OFFERS
FOR 1881_
Tito Tears for tho Price of One 1
THE REPRINTS OF
TM* R*IT1ttll SCASIULT (Evaeoelicai .
team* 5gAry=g'T (Ceasersetfar(.
Darn WMfial (1Vhy(.
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REVIEWS,
APD
Coal Oil also sold. Sce:my Stock and get my prices.
AT Goods delivered to any part of the
D. Ferguson.
Daniel Gordon,
Ciliet-Magr and Urdu.
Oldest House in the t.ounty, and Largest Stock t;tis aide of London
PARLOR SUITEN,
BID -ROOM Syria,
SIDI-BOARDS,
KANY CNAIRN,
Louwo 0, R('. , arc.
Cash Buyers well flat it W their advantage to see my emit it they need'sgood article at
erose price. D. GORDON, Wed Street, near Post Opo., Ooderieh.
nssinroo<'t Ildlabnirrlt M.essiao,
Present Oa brat foreign peri.dlrnfa in s ecce
veiniest hem aad nit/ow eireetipesaw/ or
au..wteen.
Treees.g.Oleertets.a A.vttNtea FMNIOMINN4
WOed .r say onetwo Review - ee.sem leges'
Ire Md any tbree Reve�we . ilia
feta PPeree Ferre:: erred
tacts
t1. y..r
eters may be W a• a
THL GREATEST WONDER OF MODERN
TIMES! -The Pilla Purify the Blood, correct all
disorders of Bowels and are hoLiver,
al $teIn Stomach, com1pynlaints s
in-
cidental to Fennales. The Ointm rat I 10 Wound',
reliable remedy for Bad Leers,
O standing.
Sores and Ulcers.
Dipof however
RheFor Broach umatism and allhSkinCoisgeases, it has no
equal.
HITS. --I m OF AMERICAN cfole COUNTER-
FEITS.
leave t �
110 att. --b most respectfully
the attention of the Yutolic generally to theta.*
that oertatn Houses in New York are sending to
Many parte of the globe SPURIOUS IMITATIONS
of on their labels Immo Ointment.
ddres' inese Nefwauds Yorkk.. bear
do not allow my Medicine to he sold in any part
ot the Vetted I have no Agents' there.
M7 Medicines aretes. only made by me, at SSL Ox-
ford Street, London. in the Books of directions
sabred to the &pueblo make is a capon warn-
ing the Public against beim(deceived by coun-
terfeits. Do not be missed by this audacious
trick. as they. the eoralrrJeifs they pretend
to demesnes. k
.- i'Neooeateetrffcfaare purchased
by Verdure at one'Mlf the pries et
m ~ 1 _ t oad most re ear n5 to you appes ay
to
� I most earnestly wtt•al to
�s wbech i feel sure i may vets-
tan
e�
tan hie ' 1' tel ksaess �Peewee. Ite la
Medicine
with the
words 11otaowST'$ el0 i IRwaRT.
Lod DON." engraves Ok label la
!IM where
sloaq . the re Man ' , orad . 'r s POW
add CXwhaent, Warne; any w we
eretsoterfeet TMe ed Medi -
M r,gietmred In Ottawa. paces any0.
otee
throughout the pep.. pommel•.. wille
keep the American Counterfeitsferis�.�he
prosecuted igagneeD THOM API HOLLOWAY
Oxford Mt.re-.t. Lees. Jen. 1. 1871_
rN T ►..II
Carriage Works!
$_ 15Ot v ,
having leased the shop of Mr P Bayne, is now engaged in the manufacture of
first elutes
CARRIAGES, BUGGIES, WAGGONS, etc.
tine me a call, and I will give you prices that cannot be neaten in the
county.
REPAIRING dZ JOBBING DONE
KINTAIL CARRIAGE WORKS,
B. POINTER
New
GLOBi TOBACCO 00.,cs
DI TROTT.1b.. .wt WIWUtSOR
1PI/tslb[ZV3f[a-
way ►sew 10. wwlskass
at tk. pries of ewe yeses ash
tae will ter,ease d THS HURON RNfIIAl.
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treats Lte tallies est,
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TO ITS RATURAL COLOR.
otrew 110 fay brat the. 'I b all
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