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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1881-04-08, Page 66 THE HURON SIGNAL. FRIDAY, APRIL 8. [881. The Poet's 'tomer. Orales. Cedilla Dees. The bairn* ouddld down et nicht, Wi module faii an' din; "Oh, try sleep, yo 7agltzife rogues, Your her's oumin in." They nev heed • word I speak; I try to gid a froon, But aye I hap them up an' cry, "Oh, betrntw, cuddle down." Wee Janie wi' the curly held-- He eld-He aye sleeps next the wti - Bange up en' cries, "I want a piece;" The rascal starts them •'. I ria at' tich them pieces, drinks, They step awn the soun'; Then dran the Ipleaketa up an' cry, "Noo, ' .ani , -cuddle dome" But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab Cries oot, free 'ueath the clads, "hither, peak Tam gie ower at snob -- He's kittlin' wi' his tare." The mischief's in that Tam for trick., He'd bother half the toon : But aye I 6p thea[ tip en cry, "Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon." At length they hear their faither's fit, An', as he stinks the door, They turn their face* to the we', While 'Dam preteuds w snore. "Hae a' the wuaus been gude t'' tweaks, As he pits elf his rhoon; "The bairnies, John, are in their beds, An' lane sines cuddled doon." An' just afore we bed omits?, We look at our wee lambs; Tutu has his airtua roun' wee Raba neck, An' Rab his eines roun' Tarp's, 1 lift wee Jamie up the bed, An' as I strain each croon, I whisper' till nig hears" fill up, "Oh, burnies, cuddle doon." Thu hairnies cuddle doon at nicht, WI' mirth that's dear` to ate; But sune the big ward's perk an' care Will quaten doon their glee, ' • Yet conte what will to ilka ane, May He who site aboon Aye whisper, though their pows be bauld, "Oh, beirnies, cuddle doon." The Brltlsb &evertig.s. First William the Norman, Then Willem his son; Henry, Stephen, and Henry, Then Richard and John. Next Henry the Third; Edwards one, two and three; And again, after Richard, Three Henrys we see. Two Edwards, third Richard, If rightly I guess; Two Henrys, sixth Edward, Queen Mary, Queen Bess. Then Jamie the Scotsman; Then Charles whom they slew; Vet received, after Cromwell, Another Charles, too, Next James the Socond Ascended the throne; Then William and Mary Together came on. Till Ann, Georges four, And fourth William all past, ' (1 sent us Victoria May she long be the last •• Ingersoll's Creed." \\-ith this title some one sends us a lit- tle tract, containing epigramattic ex- pressions from Col. Robert G. Ingersoll's latest lecture, "What must we do to be saved (' We have reed the tract and we have the entire lecture. If this is truly Ingersoll's creed, the colonel isn't so far out of the way. He is coming .around, maybe.` He manages to get considerable scripture into his creed, as he sots it forth. There is lots of hope, in fact there is a great deal of certainty for the colonel. We subjoin a few arti- cles of this great man's creed, just to show from what hook he got his decla- ration of faith. "Honest industry is as good as pinus idleness," says the colonel., Well, that's all richt. That's ortho- dox. The Bible says the same thing and said it long before the colonel thought of it -''Faith without works is dead." ''Christ believed the temple of God to he the heart of man." -[Ingersoll. Yes. that's orthodox, too. We "must worship hint in the spirit." "Know ye net ye are the temple of the Holy Ghost '!" "If I go tc heaven I want to take my reason with me." --[Ingersoll. Of course, and an you will, "for now we see through a glass, darkly; but there face to face; now I know in part; but then I shall know even as I am known. -[I Corinthians, xiii, 12. "Fear is a dagger with which hypocri- sy pie assinates the soul." -[Ingersoll. That is good gospel, and "perfect love casteth out fear," "If i owe Smith ten dollars, and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith." - [Ingersoll. Correct you are; the prayer of Christi- anity is "forgive w our debts as we for- give our debtors." "Owe no man any- thing.'. "Reason is the light of the soul, and if yon haven't the right to follow i1, what have you the right to follow r [Ingersoll. "Yet in the church 1 had ra her speak five words with my understanding, that by ray valise I moght teach others also, then two thousand words in an unknown teeing. Brethren, be not children in nnderstatxling: howbeit in malios be ye ehildreo, but in understar,diug, he me1J►." -41 Ooeinthians sae, IA, Mk "if you go to hell. it will be f.w not ra,•tising the virtues which the Sermon ,n the Mount proclaims." [Ingersoll. That s all ,irthodox "if ye know •hese things happs sod ve if re do then, I'he meta wit, ate • io 'ninnies ell died long sgo. I wasn't sogtminted with a s way with men who es; Ser- 11241dtY ¢ e+. . !fat the Mahal aced firmly ►.*levee thIg Servetes site ta .ro- "A ilittle now, right - just a little one -would do suers toward the advancement of Chrigbisoitiy Jhap all the preaching of 4he last thisy yens." -[Ingersoll. "If they hear not Moses and the pro- phets, neither: 'ttiiU they In persuaded thou. 'o ss Noe trips the *tn."--(Luke "If there is a God in the universe he will not damn tun, hynest matt. "-4In- gernolt "A false balance is an abomination unto the Lord; but a just weight is his delight. "-{Proverbs zi, 1. "There is only one tree worship, end that is the practice of jentice."-{Inger- soll. "Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be C.epar's, an4 unto, God the things which be God's." -[Luke xx, 25. "God will nut damn a good citizen, a good father, or a good friend. "-[Inger- soll- Certainly not; nor any geed moan. "A good mat showed' favour, and lendeth; he will guide hie affairs with discretion. Surely, he shall not be moved forever: the righteous shall be held in everlasting remerubranoe." - [Psalms exit, b; 6. r "Study the religion of the body in pre- ference ' to the zieligion of the soul. - A healthy body will give a healthy mind, sad a health; mind will dsatr'o4 tt{ptrsti- tion. "-[Iz>,gtrnsolt That explains why the Indians have no superstitions. "People who have the smallest souls make the most fuss about saving them.' -[IngersolL Of course, colonel; they are the had - est kind to save. "I will never ask God to treat me any fairer than I treat my fellow men." - [Ingersoll. Well, that's perfectly orthodox. "For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father viU also forgive you; but if ye forgive not men their tres- passes, -neither will your Father forgive your trespasses." "For with what judg- ment ye judge, ye shall be judged; and the devil fly away with you, you inieher with what measure ye mete, it shall bei from Munster, and make celery sauce of measured to you." your rotten limbs, you mealy mouth - "Upon the shadowy shore of death, . ed-" the sea of trouble casts no water."-- "Ah, you can't deny the chasge, you [Ingersoll. miserable submilitude ;,f a duplicate The colonel must have been singing ratio. that good old hymn "When I can read I "Go, rinse your mouth in the Littey, my title clear," in which occur the lines: you nasty tickle pitcher; after all the "And not a wave of trouble rolls hard words you speak it ought to be fil- Across my peaceful breast." thier, you dirty chicken of Beelzebub." "Rinse your own mouth, you wicked A ermtabtetare eto'c.uett. minded old polygon -to the deuce I Most persons have heard of the cele- pitch you, you blustering intersection of brand encounter of O'Connell with the • superflicies.' famous scold, Mrs Moriarty, the huck- "You saucy tinker's apprentice, if you ster of Dublin. Nevertheless, at the don't cease your jaw. I'll-" risk of telling an old story, we will give But here she grasped for breath, un- it as related by Father John O'Rourke, able to hawk up any more words, for P. P., M. R L A, in his recent work, 1 the last volley at O'Connell had nearly "The Centenary Life of O'Connell," just !knocked the wind out of her. issued from the _ "Whilst I've a tongue I'll abuse you. low• you most inimitable periphery. Look at There was at that time in Dublin • er, boys 1 There she stands a perpen- certain woman, Biddy Moriarty, who had a huckster stall on one of the quays' dicular in petticoats ' There's a con- -near opposite the Four Courts. She tamimtion in her circumference, and ;he pass a"virago of the first order, very able f ambles with guilt down t., the extretni- with her fist, and still mors formidable ties of her corollaries. Ah : yuu'r found out, you rectilineal antecedent and with her tongue. From one end of "Keep a nivel tongue in your heed, you old diagonal," said O'Connell, calm- "Stop your jaw, you pugmoeed bad- ger, or by this and that," cried Mrs. Moriarty, "I'll make you go quicker nor you pante." "Don't On in a basion, my old radius --mese early wrinkles your beauty." "By the hooky, if you say weigher word of impedencs, 1'U tan your dirty hide, yogi baste y common tertib; land aorryI'd beds eu4Luiy fists an pug. par. pec. "Whew ! boys what a passion eld Bid- dy is in. I protest as I am a gentleman ori "Jintleman ! Jintletasn ! the likes of you a Jintleman ! Willa, that bangs Bsnagher. Why, you potato faced pip- e* nseeaer, where sial a Mndalptsear monkey -like you pick up enough of common Christian decency to hide your Kerry brogue 1" "gray new-ewy now," cried O'Cott - nel, with intpettarabje good humor, "don't choke yourself with fine language, you old whiskdy drinking parrelello- gran► " "What's that you called me, you four derin.',rilailn 1" roared Mrs. Moriarty, stung to fury. "I mill you," answered O'Connell, "a parallelogram; and a Dublin judge and jury will say that it's no libel to call you sm."- "Oh, t."--"Oh, tare -an houns ! oh, holy'•Biddy!• that au honest women like me should be called a parybeltygrams. to.yber face.. I'm none of your parybel(ygrunis,'you rascally mallows -bird; yytit cowardly, :leukin,' plate lic dn' bliggarti." "Oh, not you, indeed 1." retorted O'- Connell; "why, I suppose you'll deny that you keep a hypothenuse in your house ( "11's a he for you; )r never had such a thing in my house, you swindeling thief." "Whim sure all the neighbors knew very well that you keep not only an hypothenuse, but that you have two diameters locked up in yonr garret, and that you go out to walk with them every Sunday, you heartless old heptagon." "Oh, hear that, ye saints in glory ! Oh,,, there's bad language for a fellow that wants to pass for a jtntlenian. May Dublin to the other she was notorious equiangular old hag : Its with you the for her powers of abuse, and even in the devil will fly away, you porter -swiping i similitude of the bisection of a vortex." provinces Mra. Moriarty's language had Overwhelmed with the torrent of language Mrs. Moriarty was silenced. Catching up a saucepan. she was aiming e it at O'Conn;ell's head. when he very 0111C! mi lligenagr prudently made a titnely retreat. "You have won the wager, O'Connell. passed into currency. It was mooted once whether the young Kerry barrister, could encounter her, and some of the company in O'Connell's presence, rather too freely ridiculed the idea of his being Rae, to meet this famous Ma- dame Moriarty. O'Connell never liked the idea of being pot down, and he pro- fessed his readiness to encounter her, and even backed himself for the )hatch. Beta were offered and taken. so it was decided that the matter should come off at once. The party adjourned to the huckster's stall, and there was the owner herself, superintending the sale of her small wares. A few lawyers and ragged idlers were hanging around her stall --for Bid- dy was a "character," and her way was one of the sights of Dublin. O'Connell was very confident of sitc- oms. He had lain an ingenious plea for overwhelming her, and with all the anxiety of an ardent experimentalist wanted to put it into practice. O'Connell commenced the attack "What is the price of this walking - dick , Mts. What s ram -name r "Mnriavty, sir. ie my mese, and s god one it is. and what have yes to his home. say *gen-it i And one and sixpence is the pries of the stick. Troth, its coupe as dirt, so it is." "One and sixpence ter a walking-etiek -whew ! Why you are no better than an imposter to ask eighteen pence fox what cost you two -pence " 6Tteo-Ifmoe, your grandmother," re- Oen that Week h k ou ate do et speed - plied Biddy; "do you mane to say Ws ' safe ami �fa14 *iib Hargis& s !'Lctowi BsMrga. Now i. W► &baro. k� C-RaAaINTID T.:=5'2' 1 -_- AT -_ DETLOR & 00.8, Nair Scok'��il !'NewT Spriu llats! CHOICE PiTTERN$ I Babas IMPORTED DIRECT I An PMMENSE STOCK TO' C110081i'FROM. of NEW CARPETS f SPRCIAL VALUE. BIG BARGAINS 111 TABUS LINEN AND TO1NO. BOOTS & SHOES. We are reoelring liberal sbipineateot SP RIN G G-0 OD 8, which comprise all the Desirable Lines of the Leading MatseAoturers of the Uominiw. The Prominent Features& oar Stoott tbtr Series will be THE VERY BEST QUALITY, THE LATEST AND MOST APPROYED - STYLES, And PRICES LOWER THAN EVER'. ore have also added Several New wee of Our Town Make, in both Sewed and Pegged, w hlch will be found all that ti customer cast d.•sire. ORDERED WORK & REP'AIRING Promptly Attended to and Promptly Done, aB•Call and examine be yourselves. We shall • he pleeedas show yotrtgte tlondattnequste prices, whether you buy or not. E. & J. DOWNING. THE SQUARE, Goderich. Feb. 3..th, 1881 1788 If You. 'Want C+ood GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, CROCKERY, or GLASSWARE, D. FERGUSON'S Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey's Hotel. In addition to the Ordinary lines of the Grocery and Crockery Trade. I tarry a fu stock of 7'LClf:1g ILW1'sATw SWI u.4 emoOi la eta t and O0 Illustrat tuna, the beet )'lowers and tor 'rowing. 0611 (1*rtsen. It you atter- p��snl>fef dedset t0 meta, re Meds ore the holt the world. Tea Outdo will tell holy' to get and grow Ditime g0•i sed Ptatea iN IenrenvI*is roe 13 omm is covets; MAO le etyma cloth. In ♦ o Immo us NOM • l•�sla 'every ?oZsesr aw essay IfeLni�vN.� �Prior solss� )Mu�hsse seatIbr{(g"'pe.b •$ VIC for. sags Addrrd ep- ate; 11lt oI i Roohesle• ` N. Y. Fiotir, Jeals, Pork and COflOfl Proisus SEE WHAT PIIYSJE'IANS And People in Caeaea say at out Scott's E+naulsion Of Pure Cod Liver Oil WITH Hypophosphin of Lime & Soda AS A REMEDY FOR CONSUMPTION AND WASTING DISEASES etltcodlec, N. a, Nov. S, lee t. Me.es. SCOTT d` BOW NZ:- 1 hi ve used and rued tq Boase time • i4.ott'e Eniulaiun of ted Lf ver OU.' surd find it do exeellent prepa- ration, agreeing well with the .tumach, easily taken, and its continued i adding greatly to Abe strength and comfort of the patient. A. I1. VI.'k, M. D. Penn. Mid. t'ollege. Amherst, Nova Scotia, Nov. 8, 1880. Metra. semi. lit BOWNJ,-Genua: For nearly two years I have been ooaax�.��uaiutevt with r,-ott • Etrtulalon of Cod Liret'Vil with- hypo - phosphites, and consider k the Detest prepars- twa now before the pubile. Its permanency as an Emulsion with the eleven% %Ivor, makes it tbe great favorite for children, sad I do highly Warm it for all wasting &erases of the S Yours, very Maly. 17 ..� .'. A. /LACE, Y. O. " Halifax. N. S.. Nor. 19, 1880. Messrs. SCOTP d• HONNE,-aeatlernan: I have prescribed your gmelsloe ter the past two yearn.. and found It mote aaggrreeeeaable w the stomach, and have betteereeul['from its use from nay other preparation of the kind 1 have triad. fl. le cAYa'aus, Y. D. Belleville, Oat Meosws.8(01Td' HDW\E.- Dear Sirs: I feel it a duty I owe not only to you but to the oommmaity. to make the following statement: Aeons three years ago ray eldest daughter was taken with a serere cold which settled on ber lunss..aad not withstanding all that her medi- cal attendant could do, she got worse and worse. and appeared w be in the last and hope- less stage of coraumptlos. The Loctorsald he could ds no more. but t nisi-' dad your Em- ulsion. and the effect of it was in the opinion of every one who knew her, simply marvelous. Before she had used the first bottle. she felt much better, and to the surprise of as all. she continued w mend so tepidly that in three months she was able to go about as meal, and has continued In such excellent health that she gut married t8 months ago, and has now as fine aad healthy a son as yon can find in the country. WILLIAM( B1ASI,. ;:lora• Ono. July, 1900. This is to certify that my daughter bis had Leng'theraa. fur Bosse rime, and vest much reduced In 'milked sot.trsegtk enough to waft across the street. She w•a advised by • lady friend to try Scott's Emulsion. and w our great surprise before she had used three bottles her health was complete) recovered. i recommend it to every one troubled with the same disease. J"HN w. BOWES. MY MOTTO IS, � YORvt "`Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices." Coal Oil alsoleold.(see(my Stock and get my prices. /2F Goods delivered to any part of the D. Ferguson. Daniel Gordon here's your bet," said the gentleman who proposed the wager. Biahop, the would be suicide of Pe- trone, has since undergone a severe ope- ration, for the removal of a cancer, at Ann Arbor, Michigan. When told by the Drs., previous to the operation, that his life might be log in the attempt, he said, "that if they killed him it was more than he coulddo,and he tried right hard, too." Waterton, Wis., March 24. ---John -Lewis, the famous dwarf, died Monday of congestion of the stomach, aged 24. His height was 27 inches, average weight 19 pounds. He wits a perfect little man in every respect. He was born et Izo- nia, near here, of Welsh parents, and was the eldest of seven children, all the ethers being of orlinerysize. Re spoke both English and Welsh fluently, and was a gond scholar. He made itis broth- ers and sinters and all others regard him as their equal, and in intellect was mupe- rio to many. He was averse to being exhibited or petted, and received marry Qifts from thousands who visited him at TAW Oil is flw its ours .sakasss iniad in tkr b rinillbkim sio other is to Mufti he well ee tttrtgtsal we. Zoog bMM& is guar.nt.ed So give seals - Viatica. All smedietse design sell it. l eiutun the public 1 am. im le - Obtain per- mitAUCTION A7� •will r tomo! spied eel& If .. would Gmsumptbioe n�1ee� trot the mot A t , b "Ay. imposter, and it's that trail yogi tt1E aq gyard'a Naomi to ynnr teeth" rejoined O'Connell =Vim it ce� pHjgf'LSI1 M We eIaN, ,+f 1 H*) i�it RIOR AIL "r"me. cut your stick von cantanker Cnewp, Asthma Brown' Cough mod all Potwtasary a p►c.;anapest ' Obtain it of your druggist - North unseat" (bind g Oldest Huse in the ("minty, and Largest .4toek this.ride of London! PARLOR St rrsa, Ban -ROOD Surma, Ston-Boaanes, gear Chaves, Lovleosa feTc. , rrc. (:ash Buyers will fin•i it to their advantage too see my stock it they need!* good artkle at eine prioe. D. 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Sore. and Ulcers. of however to standing_ For Broach ltls,D! theria.('ought+•('oldaRout, Rheumatism and all Skin Diseases, it has no "BEWARE OP AMERICAN COUNTER- irwiTB.- i moat resipecttully tape leave to pall the ettentimn of the Public generally to the fact that certain Ilo»aesln New Yorkaresendingto teeny parts of the globe SPURIOUS ,rrrAllgtrs of my Ptlltaad Ointment Thew frauds bear nn their labels some addrees in New York. T de not allow My Msdktae to be sold in an part ori the Caned States. I have M Agents there. My Medicines are oal me by me, at Seg Ox - ford Street, London. i'ad n the Books of direetsoas affixed tote spurious make is &caution warn- ing the Pithik- against being deceived h ooun- terfeits. IM not be misledr7 this audacious trick, as they are tie muster• eats they pretend to deno+ewre. These connte a1yegep rchased by unprincipled Tendorsatene.AaDtite price of any PI1u sed Ointment and s/eMin tel ynu s. my genuine !Medtettnea. 1 mem •e. appeal to at saris *elastics which i Igihn may ven- ture upon ask Ing from all honoi••Me persona, to midst me and the Pubile, as far as inlaylie In their•pnwer,Indenouncing thisshe mete! txl. Each Pet and Box of the Genuine Medicine bears the British Government Stamp with rho woe* "HnLtow a Plow Byrn Onerwusirr, ♦ Op the label M _ 1,�[(h !stays! Nhde01106722: n. where 'weitQl'IB � eVrt tet • "'T• •'alts esenionift11 !!a -74:, are e & tweet Mad( eeee3 1n Ottawa Hence any one as Del tub £oe.sserma who may btu �MA�� iIs for wile. will be AA HOLLOW A Y as, t. int .-iNGPLESE 'AIR RENEWER srwas M e ).'a wase as ALA its r sadst sets with rspslty4, l ML COLOR. Try It totter , •sty etflar. Ant& b all 1 de'ssofete. Pt•ISSS sa a be/fta 171,1.. AGENTS W Ce, �;,t :+an sen + it logetel reesited. Jaime Ids R to Moe 170 eillentiewmem Farm aw 141"""0 Eruto the d we clip the ful "Much has b bating to the be to plan it to go goad potatoes. declare that he to pot two good .Mier asserts that two •rasa Ir one party plant Um potato and end, another pr there is also a di gard to planting tows; one party small potatoes while the other toes ase over rii the smaller and also a difference planting the sat, suoceeion, mud from a higher We must not that the pots.° ber ora rout; t in the same h tinctivenees, th l.11igent men more mix than "pear can mix point being set stand what q in spring; for change the v s about alltha tion of tubers. An ordinary to twenty ey and some sea go over this n the number o is about as This being the potatoes in a those who p have thirty e them start su very little v the stalks In and having b nourishment the roots m ment from the are to be sup and cramp is small stalk large number large potat will afford nag spiou *yopert iu4U the roots lours vigor° result will small potat portion of th A series of tried hats heavy number of pis quantity of light seedin same weight thein will be Two y tried to to wan best potato wu ne half wo other half th cut again, Beed end two pieces by the side feet in the one-half f contained the other en result, as was a very toes from the sans w the seed of The triol (d what eyes in a fact that the eyes time of p 'same ex but the all but oro er'frem th potato; two hill. The pounds tot rota petrel 44 large ..d of vim* haft 1 tip out Tial Is slyd ss yamfew tried to potatoes and t same the r