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NEWS ITEMS
I am starting this week with
a blues chaser for George Daviu-
sou and. Verne Greuke. if the
apple 14lother Erie gave Adam was
a 11li4illt.06.11 then the ones verdai
Munsinger• gave away must be
Slays. That should even mail° the
member from Northumberland
laugh, lee Hee. Garda is a first
class, carpenter. She makes
cabinets. Oui, oui, Gerda was
just like any other little girl.
All she wanted before she went
to sleep was someone to read her
a bedthn.e Tonle .
A young lady whose name is llun-
singer
She certainly is a humdinger.
Tory or Grit, it don't matter a bit.
Now she's a wealthy mudslinger.
Here is a letter I just received,
quote: i consider you much,
wiser than Ann ,Landers. Will you,
please give me your valuable
advice on the following. I am. 45
years of age, my wife fifteen
years younger and very beautiful.
We own oul' own nome but I am
in very poor health with no
mean, of support. My wife is a
hair dresser. Two years ago, to
increase our income we took in a.
roomer. He has made payments
on our car. He bought us a new
TV set. Every night he brings
home a pack of cigarettes for me
or chocolates for my wife. He
pays us $20 per week and always
in advance. ,Here is the problem.
Last night I walked into his
room without knocking. I had,
mislaid my glasses, but I am
almost certain this man was
kissing my wife. Will you please
tell me what to do, I know you.
,are a very wise man and your
advice will be accepted.
My reply; Dear Sir, Never
again as long, as you live. walk
into his room without knocking,
or your wife's either. Getting near
the door stamp your feet and,
cough loudly, then knock'. Even
if no one is there only stay a
minute as she may he under the
bed or he under hers. Each night
when he arrives home bring him
his pipe and sli.ppeers and even-
ing paper. If he prefers TV turn
it to his favourite program. On a
night when ho is remaining home
and your wife also, that is the
night for you to take in a movie.
Tell them definitely where yOIL
are going and if you are expected
back at 11 o'clock keep away un-
til 12, in the morning have his
orange juice ready when he cornea
down for breakfast. Make sure he
gets two slides of bacon and four
eggs, Eivery month, at least, go
tor,' a bachelor weekend, Leave
on. Saturday and return on Mon-
day. He will certainly Miss the
baeon and eggs but, he will apPre-
elate you all the more when you
return, beret let your wife's tears
'Change your tittirt. If she is
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