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The hockey game under ander
10QP auspices was held under
'Very had weather conditions.
Arallgod'd Police versos
Eyeryth'ing coated with ice.
Bob RicitlilOwl Picked me up
and we started for the arena, first
one Side of the Street and the
other. A couple ahead were
walking, or rather sliding, We
tried to stop and give them a lift
as we recognized them as Louis
Frain and wife. When we put on
the brakes we went into a slide
and never stopped until we were
opposite the new telephone build-
ing which will be torn down this
fall to make room tor a, bigger
and more up-to-date one. Well it
was terrible weather and not a
fit night to take out a new car.
Louie had the right idea. You can
get a new wife easier than a new ,
automobile. When we arrived
people were crawling in on all
fours, sprawling all over the ice.
The first two inside were Bob
Fraser and;Louie Ebel. Even
there had been no ice they would
have had to crawl.
'Well, at nine o'clock the ref-
erees hit. the ice surface. The
Lowe brothers. These lads refree
hockey games from .axeter to
Tobermory, From Tobermory to
to Exeter they're called James
(Frank and Jessie), by the hockey
fans. At nine fifteen CKNX arriv-
ed and went into practice. After
Watching awhile I came to the
conclusion that Bid Bell and I,
have whipped the whole team and
when we were in our prime, could
give them Ned. Rutledge and Ernie
T3eirnes as well. When. Brantford
police arrived the, master of
ceremonies started asking for
hoots and skates. The boys from
Brantford had brought their
hockey sticks and girl friends
but had forgotten their skates.
Rev. Johnston and Jimmie ',Edgar
looked after the mike, made up
the cue sheet and wrote the
script. Rev. Johnston is a good
announcer but he did make a bad
mistake, that is, if he thought he
could make a Christian out of
JiMmie Edgar.
Now, I like my 'hockey rough,
blood and sweat. If there isn't at
least seventy stitches required
ran disappointed. Well, there
wasn't any blood lost with these
teams, or sweat either.
I sees Ivan. Campbell and. Doe
Stephenson take up their posit-
ions, one on each sid of ine. I says
to myself, ratan appeared also.
Yes, says Campbell, after I get
home from a fire I'm htingry,
soaking wet and too tired to
kiss my wife goodnit.c. f says,
can't understand why you would
be hungry. You fellows always
keep the fire going until the
eifizens around serve coffee and
doughnuts and Sandwiches. NO
doubt yeti are too tired to kiss
your own Wife goodnite but I'll bet
you could kiss soinebody else's
both goodtiite and good morning,
No doubt yoil aro soaked, you
always were all wet. Says Dec,
anyone can play the riddle Of
write, a column, it takes brains to
tun a fire brigade. Now I says,
I'll tell you what I'll do, I will'
ask yon guys four miestiOnS. If
you can answer any One+ I will
are in the produce ininitteSs. You
handle thousands, and thousands
BINUSSE.L11 POt5T
of eggs and poultry. Hero's
your question. First, which came
first the egg or the chicken'? And.
No. 2, why does a chicken. cross
the street? 'van, you should know
all about dairy cows, whether
Pinup water or rah. water is lieSt
to mix with milk, how many CUPS
of coffee you eau drink before
milk get$ sour, $e, tell inc this,
First, how a black cow eats green
grasp, gives, 'white milli,' and
yellow butter, has two horns she
never blows? And, tell me Ivan,
announce your big dance and
draw for April 15. f says, Doc, you
where are her teeth .located.
Now for the last. Have you
stopped beating your wife?
Don't forget the final game of
euchre series Legion versus
Gentlemen, March $1:. Special
entertainment by Garda 10d-
THURSDAY, MARCH 24th 1900