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GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
NEWS ITEMS
lied ferry Mason and Me
decided to take action against
the Gentlemen's Olub for the
manner in. Which they hurt my
dignity as well as my anatomy
we met in Toronto at a saloon
called the Royal York, made
famous by the Odd Fellows con-
vention held some years ago.
The first thing Terry done was
to send Paul Drake to Rhodesia
and Zanzibum. Now, says Terry.
we will go over our ease. When
you entered the club you were
tripped by a Mr, Long. No doubt
your knees were sionnett ana
your teeth loosened by the fall.
this occasioned bodily harm, pre-
preventing you from participat-
ing in wor.a of any kind. Mr.
Long will be up on a charge or
assault and battery. Then you
were spat upon. We shall charge
them with germ warfare and take
our case, if necessary, before the
United. Nations. A Mr. Tureey
threw a lighted cigar, which, no
doubt, burned you severiy. This
gives us grounds for a charge of
arson. Charlie Draper attacked
you with a dangerous weapon.
We shall demand a charge of
attempted murder be laid. You
were bitten twice by a vicious
liner section severity
seven, page 101. eery dog is
entitled to one oite but for the
second one we shall demand un-
stated dameges and ha‘e the
club fined for harboring aevireeis
without a license. 1 am sure witi
the right kind of jury you win
be awarded at least one nundred
thousand dollars on the above
charges alone. But to continue,
Walter Kerr called you a devilish
individual.. We will collect ten
thousand dollars for this insin-
uation, unless of course. he can
prove you have horns and a tail.
How valuable are you to your,
family in the terms of dollars,
and cents? How valuable are you
to yourself and how much value
to the public at large?
After en hour or so of careful
thinking I said, Terry, to my
family, I figure, they think I am.
worth about ten dollars apiece,
with one exception. I gave a deep
sigh and said, I think exception
thinks this a bit high, make it
eight. He ,said, pleage explain.
Well, I said, its like this. only
my family knows it, but I am in
great curler. My last match was
in Winnipeg when I Wen easily
front a fellow named Richardson.
After I had him whipped at both
ends, and in the middle, I taught
him the finer points of the game.
Well, I continued, am / ewer asked
to skip, uo sir, it is always
George Mutter, Selwyn Baker,
Sam Sweeney, Frank Carter,
George McCutcheon, Hugh Pear-
son, Tom MacDonald, but never
me. I think Terry, says 1, you
llt .D tai SLccLU
Ot eight. 1.U011., .I. says, I 'ilia to
to a OUCLU:e party. saturmiy
night 1 was at Jack. McCutcneon
and met the imest people in Lae
world. Clirf brays, the Frains,
rue Go‘,Ings, the Aici.;utell.•
eons. e uaa a Swell time •inaiiii6
to Jack and _Esther. ‘t.nat nappeus
when the .14iit.e money barons
lima men' party? Am . i laviten?
Oh, no. i nave to stay Lome eau
watch Juliette. West enock
another couple or dollars off that
Terry). It islet oecause i can't
play. Maybe its because of my
double breasted suit. I wear the
same shirt and sox mai Georgs
did. Oh well, I aiways go up early
'Monday morning to snoop the
news, regards the party held.
Saturday night. i was on my
second piece of cake aim my
third cup of coliee, amelousiy
waiting to hear who got the booby
prize, when I'm greeted with,
"you should have been to church
yesterday, Reverend Johnston
is such a wonderful speaker."
Now 1 ask you, Terry, couldn't
she have saia, just as easily, "/
wish you had been to our church
yesterday. Like yourself, Rev.
Johnston is a wonderful speaker.
Oh no, not tier, (Best knock
another dollar off that TerrY).
Then a trip is planned to Florida,
Miami, or California. Am I in-
vited, or consulted? the answer is
no and yes. I am not invited but
am consulted regards keeping
old Fluff while they are away.
am advised as to his diet, his
powders, his pep pills etc. Well,
they load up the trunk, of their
new ,66 Oldsmobile with bathing
suits, and golf clubs and. head
south to California. I load up the
trunk of my ancient Dodge with
shovels, and picks and boxes,
and also head south. I get almost
as far as Walton then I turn into
a gravel pit and fill my box with
sand for an ordinary ungrateful
old Tom Cat.
Continued next :week See you
at the Legion Feb. 10. Legion
versus Gentlemen's Club. Admis-
sion 50c, Free lunch.
Truthfully Youts,
T. K. F.
FOR SALE —
Tractor IHan'unermfl Belt.(
25 it. endless.
Roes De.ncan Phone 454J5
MRS. qkpftG.E H. K488
Word was received last week
of t.ue death of irene Van NOrainh,
wile or the late Dr. George
Rees of Wingliam, in :formic° en.:
January 2erd, 1999.
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eizirjerie hues, e lie of ie. Mohr°
Blain of Toronto, and youngest
Ltcit.v''lut=r vi tile late Air. and.
Airs. D. C. ituss passed away
in 1 wont() Li enerai on
January 211., 1966.
Airs. Blain Is survived, by her
husband tutu three daughters, •
Aun J. Eixler) of Boston,
Mass.; Sheila, (Mrs. John Metcalf)'.
of Wilowdale and Karen (Mee.
brederick Coward) of Maple. eelee
a brother, Dr. J. 'V. Ross of Lond-
on, and three sisters, Mrs.
Meleauchlia and Mise Gertrude,
Ross of Brussels and Ales. Gifford
Swartman of Sioux Lookout. •
Funeral service was held at
the Trull Funeral Home, Toronto,
on January 2Sth.
Word wGas. A:ecHeOivOedD by Mrs.
Jas. Michie of the death of her
uncle; Me% G A. Hood, in a nur,
sing home in Gladwin, Mich.;
in his 95th year. He is the last
survivor of a family of ten, who
came over from Scotland in 1870.
Son of Mr. and Mrs. George
Hood, of Sunshine, Morris Town-
trade.
ship. He a carpenter by
e
funeral service took place
rc jAh
in Norte Branch, Miethodiet
Church where he led the choir
in ,the servie of worship for many
years. His wife predeceased him
six weeks ago, Dec. 24th. He
leaves two daughters, (Myra)
Mrs. Cameron of Fayettville,
Arizona, and (Eleanor) Atli. H.
Sterling of Gladwin, Mich. Inter-
ment took place . Friday, Feb. 4,
in Burlington cemetery, North
Branch, Michigan.
NOTES
Team Standings
Marilyn's Marauders 73
Lois' Lions 72
Karen's Go Go's 70
Jack's Jokers
Mary's Lambs 64
Willis' Wonders 61'
Ladies High Singles
Ruth Hiuether 206
Karen Hastings 205
Elaine Nichol rt 198
Ethel Brewer 190
Ladies High Doubles
Rhth Iluether 366
Dianne Hastings 362
Ethel Brewer 1 354
Mens High Singles
Ned. Rutledge 296
Allan Nichol 233
'Wayne Lowe 214
Mens High Doubles
Ned Rutledge 632
Allan Nichol 407
Wayne Lowe 396
Substitutes
Mierlene Rutledge for Wayne Lowe
vera Hastings for Murray LoWe
Barb "MicOutcbeon for Mary Lowe
Village of Bruce
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*1"o fa 04444: snow reinovai, PAWWOW'
on tile, Rtreet0 trag iVidliK4fla-OtY W44 the
ailowen between trie hours oA ZiOU 4413.
4=14 awo 04111*
7)111 4 "Po ot,rlotly euforoed In accordance
with. the iiighway 'Traffic Act, Section 89,
Sub-section 9.
NOTICE tiS 11EREBY (WEN chat the
Municipality writ not be responsible for any
daniages caused to parked vehicles as the
result of snow removal operations.
OAViD ,HASTINC.IS
by-law r..nforcement Officer
tzuW WrAth,: 'vanii&Lkalazia2riNkimaga:64
and
Norman Mulligan
NOTICE —
Any Person interested in
haying an Auction. Sale feein.
March 1St oh contact George
Powell, Clerk.
Telephone :Myth 693-41219 or
Atibtira 1.
Harold 3Atittitin: AnetiOneet
SEAFOF,TH UPHOLSTERY
Centre Streak
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F Oat eines. ur upholsterine
Brussels Representative
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS
In the tEstate of
JOHN FOWLER STAPLES
All eersons having claims against
the State of John Fowler Staples,
late of the Village of Brussels,
in the County of Huron, Retired
Civil Servant, deceased, who died
on the 15th day of November,
1.965: are hereby notified to send
in full particulars of their claims
to the tieciersigned on or before
the. 21th day of February, 1966
after which date Inc assets will he
distributed having regar I only to
claims then received,
DATED at Seaforth, this 25th
day of January, 1966.
McCONNELL StENTART,
Seaforth, 'Ontario
Solicitors for the Executore
NOTICE
St. Johnts Anglican Paineake.
Supper will be held on. Shrove
Tuesday, Feb. 22nd. Keep this
date onen.
WAN1'ED —
Reliable men with 01' without
cars. Average $3 per hour. No
experience necessary. Write
i'tawleigh. Dept., 13-152-5. 4005
Richelieu, St. Henry, IVIsentreal.
ruirt tiAL4 --
Continental i3ed, spring
mattress, good as new.
Phoue 257W,
F Cei SALE
Boy's wardrobe, good as new.
Will sell at reasonable price.
Phone 7$W
FOR SALE
1962. Pontiac Laurentian Sedan
VS automatic, fully equipped. Al
condition. Joe Brewer
Phone 95. Brussels
SgLGRAVE SCHOOL FAIR
OFFICERS ELECTED
Harold Vincent has uee.n elect-
ed president of the Belgrave
School Fair, He alleCeOUS 1, V11-
Jiam Liston.
The 1906 fair will be held on
Sept. 14th.
Other officers: first vice-pre-
Meat, George Johnston; second
vice-president, Peter lie Groot.
Directors: Moms Towi6hip —
James Wilson Mrs. Louise Phelan.
Clarence Yuill, Mrs. Ernest.
.Pletch, Glen Smith, Clem McLel-
I Ian, Mrs. Robert Grasby, Wilbert
Procter, Mrs. James Alair, Mrs.
James Ireland, Wilfred Haines,
+ J J ,. 1, AIU.Aill.11.118Wil, MIL :illarleS
-,ilathers, lieu Sellers, Carl uow-
ing, Mrs. Peter Campbell, Una,
Boyd Taylor.
Last M. awaitosh l'oWnSiiiP —
Alex Nothery, Mrs. Maurice
Hanahan, Airs. Gordon Smith
Arnold. Coon, Henry Pattison,
Albert. Bienian, Mrs. Calvin
Robinson, Wilfred Welker, Ken-
neth Wheeler, Mrs. Ronald
Coulter, Mis. Ai ee Robertson;
Jack Currie, Ralph. Caldwell, Mrs.
Gordon Caldwell, Robert Hefiry,
Mrs. 13ruce Falconer, Borden
Scott, Mrs. Eldon Cook, John
Lockhart, Mrs. William lempey,
Gordon Bosnian and Mrs. Cliff
Pardon.
Music Festival Committee: Mrs.
Sidney Thompson, Airs. Norman
Coulter, Mrs. Wilfred Halides,
Mrs. Gordoe Smith, G. Ross An-
derson, Harvey1WeDowell, Lloyci
Walden, Kenneth Wheeler, Mrs.
William Elston, Mrs. i4ora IVior-
fait, Mrs. Phyllis Rogers.
School work prize list com-
mittee: Mrs. Herbert Garniss,
Mrs. Robert Henry, Mrs. Gordon
13osman, Mrs. Bert Fear and
Mrs. Kathleen Wilhelm.