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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1966-02-03, Page 7EUCHRE PARTY
Come and spend a pleasant evening' at a
CARD PARTY
IN BRUSSELS PUBLIC LIBRARY
by the 'Majestic WI on
MONDAY, EVENING FEBRUARY 7th — 8:30
Lunch will be served Prizes Admission: 50c
EVeryone Welcome
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BRUSSELS AGRICULTURAL. SOCIETY
ANNUAL MEETING
NOON LUNCHEON 12130 p.m.
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 8th
ST. AMBROSE CHURCH
Guest Speaker: Doug Miles
Subject:
Workmen's Compensation and Pension Plan
Also Pictures on Trip to 'Michigan
Tickets OM
CLIFFORD. BRAY NORMAN HOOVER
President Sec.-Treas.
GENTLEMEN'S CLUB
NEWS, ITEMS
About two weeks ago I receiv-
ed a request and a demand to
appear before the business ex-
ecutive of the Gentlemen's Club.
I said, at last they realize how
e and my -secret weaopon won
a great victory in our euchre
over the Legion, and they are
going to show their appreciation
by presenting me 'with a. gift 04
great value. Maybe a Timex
watch, maybe an electric razor
or even a gold top walking
cane, For effect and to cause a
bit of sensation I arrived a few
minutes late. I entered the room
singing,, as loudly as I could,
"When the Saints Co Marching
In". Something was wrong.
There were twelve men sitting
around with one vacant chair.
Their faces were as long as Cal
Krauter's after the last general
election. As I started for my
chair Clare Long tripped me and
I fell flat on my face. Those
nearest spat on me. I didn't
mind except Jim. Kerr and Frank
Ws.
Little were chewing tobacco.
Roy, Turvey threw, and hit me,
on the neck, with a lighted cigar.
This seems trivial unless you are
aware of the kind of stinkers he
smokes. They smell worse tnan a
horse barn that hasn't been,
cleaned opt for a couple pt
weeks, Ivan Campbell's for in-
stance. Gordon Grant tried to
choke me wail my own necktie.
Charlie Draper grabbed the
broom and started to clobber
me. However Charlie Was very
polite, after every whack he
gave me he said pardon inn
Thynne, coming back again.
Jack Wilson ordered me on my
feet, said I was dirtying the
,floor. As I arose Watt Scott
sict his old dog Bozo on me.
I was bitten twice, once on the,
ankle and once higher up, as I
sat down. Whiter Kerr com-
menced to read the following:
We, the members of the Gentle-
men's Club, unanimously demand
your resieriatiein imMediately.
Your actions and your character
are not up to standard as requir-
ed by our club. Your have disgrace
‘ed us in eyes of the public, the
manner you conducted our friend-
ly euchre contest was a dastardly
deed, that only a diseased, dis-
tfurbed i, ;distorted, devilish
vidual like yourself could devise,
You have broken up homes, pitted
husband against w4e, 14YerS
against sweethearts, and made us
feel i;nsignificant, when we meet a
onzileiNivilew\iv•
ill
ptLey Luezi:n.alpbe'r4eani),.r now
in true sportsmanship. 'We 'are de.
(luring tile, last game nun and
void and sending a letter of
apology to the Legion.
The reading went on and on
even mentioned they would buy
me a one way ticket, if 1 would
go to Rhodesia or Zanzibuin. I
paid no attention. I was deep in,
thinking, A little man with
horns and a long tail was.
whispering in my ear. I got to
my feet, and reached the door
as someone, kicked. me where
the dog had taken his second
bite. I ran as fast as I could to
the Legion, and told them I had
great news for them. I said, on
Thursday evening. February 10.
I am going to play for the.
Legion. I said, I'll even, take as
any partner yoUr poorest player,
Lenny Lamont. I told them I
Would teach them how' to pull
down two, points •on their own
counters and slide up two points
on their opponents. x offered to
under the finger nail so they
show them how to put wax j
could tell every card.. I even
offered to divulge ray greatest
feat. How an ace could disap-
pear as easily as silverware
from a church kittchen. Sam,
Workman held up his hand, and
said, we have heard enough. We
can't use you. Len Lamont says,
we don't need you. Bid Bell says
w,e don't want you. Ray Bronsoni
says, you are the first rat to
enter our new hall. I heard 13ev.
Riley say he would fumigate as
soon as. I left. Tom 1VIcFarlane
says, well, that's right now.
I took a notion i should be
home right ,then,J Walking up
Tory Hill. I was a bit discour-
aged but I said all great Men
have had thein disappointments,
Pearson, Diefenbaker, Walt,
Mason. ph, Oh, I says, why
didn't I think of this' That night
I sat down and wrote my friend;
Terry :Mason. What he did
should only happen to a skunk
and not to the Gentlemen's Club.
After all, they are very human,
and didn't know" who they were
dealing with. Don't forget the
next game, Legion versus Gentle-
4e,n's Club, Feb. 10th and don't
forget to watch the Post to see
what happens when Terry
Mason, a man with considerable
,ability, and men with tremendous
brain power, combine our great
talents.
Tnithitully Yours
T, K. F.
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BRUSSELS, ONT.
SNELL FEED 81 SUPPLIES
LIMITED
SAL :S and SERVICE
Phone 523-501
SPELLc
on Feeti
R,R. 3, Blyth
International 105 Feed Mixall, new
New Holland 356 Feed new
New Holland 34G Feed Mixall, slightly used
Gehl 65DX Feed Mixall, new
Gehl 55 power take-off Hammer Mill With Transport, new
Letz Grinder with. Belt Pulley, new
USED EQUIPMENT
International B414 Diesel Tractor, reconditioned
International B'275 Diesel Tractor, Excellent condition
International 'B275 Diesel Tractor, with International
1501 Loader and hydraulic bucket
Massey Ferguson 35 Gas Tractor with Malco Loader
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Several Hammer ,Mills with Belt Pulleys
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WD,HS To Present
Variety Concert
The students of ale Wingham
and District High School will
present their Annual Variety
Concert in the school auditoriuM
on Thursday and Friday evenings,
February 17 and 18.
AS TIME GOES BY
J. Frank Willis, himself an in-
Stitution in Canadian broadcast.,
!lag; is host-M(106er of the new
Ci3 radio network 'Series As
tithe Goes 14y, a nostalgic look
back at the "three gOldett dee-.
adee of network radio in North
Aineriem Esach Monday, the series
'recalls highlights Of broadcasts
front the 1930s, 40s, and. early
' 408, in the field of news, actlial-
ities comedy, variety, nu,usic
drama, talks and what-have-you.
Actual recordings of these bread,
lasts are presented, not just re-
creations, Willis is also seen on
Cille-TV as host of the irregularly
scheduled specials in the Centen,
nitti of Confederation series, Can-
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