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THE. BRUSSELS POST BRUSSELS, ONTARtO THURSDAY, JAN. lath, 1266
OENT 14 MEN'S CLUB
NEWS
Another gaiue Tor the world
Series V.itichre Wok place Wednes.
day evening January Zith. and the
;(1entlemert are now the favour-
lieu to win, .L1, .wasa't Our saperior
:playing moue that won but,
TatIlp4,„ • strategy and a secret
'weapon put into effect few days
previous to the match. With the
assistance of our Dirt Disturber
and our Snooper 1 had. the Legion
Lads whipped before they start-
ed . Here's what happened.
f;xaye, Licked tne
What happened at Logan.
The strangest, most tut
believable! 'Words. ,• •or pen can.,
not describe this assembly. But,
I will tell the truth in my
column, yes, the truth, acid the. "'-
the, the,_ well, maybe a few pieces,
of silver placed la my hand and.
I wouldn't have to tell the whole
truth.'
Next week Logan's mill.
Truthfully Yours
T. K. P.
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and return times vvAy 00 Lu e.
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Per information, phone the local
CM Passenger Sales Office
January let, we contacted a, .
lady front a distant town, a. lady
of doubtful ebarac Ler, but. a. voice
as soft as the dew falling on a
rose, a yoke that could coo like
g dove and flutter like the wings
of a butterfly. January second
when everyone was feeling a hit
dense she began her duties. The
home of every Legion member
and the homes of a. great many
( piers who don't belong to our
club received telephone call. If
the lady of the house answered
this besvitching voice asked if
she might speak to Bill, or Tom,
or Dick, or T-Tarry, whoever had
that name. Naturally, and cer-
tainly within her righh. the lady
would say, whose speaking?
Sometimes she even said please.
This beautiful 'Voice woud reply,
oh. you don't know me. 'Honey,
but your husband d-u-s-sss. If one
of the chill/71M answered, the
sweet voice said, tell your daddy
to meet me at. Logans mill, Tues-
day night, at eight. if the 711n.n
answered this alluring voice
whispered "Remember me, see
you Tuesday night at Logan's
mill", Then every member of the
L-egion received an open post
card .throught the mail, a pictitre
of the Royal 'York on a
window', about 15 stories up, was
a pencil mark. The only wording
on the card wa,z, do you, re-
member? For good measure a.
dozen bobby pins, and sometimes
a hanky, were placed in tegiolt
cars, and a few were spayed
with Parisitthe perfume. Our
secret, weapon was really work-
ing. Oh yes, before 1 forget, it
'was really Verne Grenke, 'who
first talked about a secret weep.
on, but neither he, or the Rue-
Stalls, could devise shell a one
as this. You can, imagine the
twine% Never in the history of
our village did so many men
carry black eyes. Miany a Man will
not need a haircut ter deekS. Meet
of the Legion ladS Were sleeping
in the cellar, or the attic, and
Settle in the barn. When the time
came for the championship game
they Were befuddled, bewildered,
and balubodZled, Ialf starved, Mid
in the need Of sleep, Wondering.
Peer fellOWS. Of course some
Were Welty, their -wives packed
np and went bomb to mamma.
>~bur hpplicationS Wert) made
for divorce and eleVen for Sepal!,
One taatt was a real hero,
over there 'was one, he played
MS cards While, gataitiig itp. Shot
gith pellets are not the Meg
pleasant thitigt4 to sit on. 'res. the
greed • eyed monster" ba,d done
%oat Maybe WO gentlemen:
Thanks for renewing your,
Post for 1966,
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Here is the improved
service offered by,cana.
dian National Railways
with •tiew militias on
faster schedules if present
plans are approved. Sim-
day af =110On trips would
be made in summer
months. Map (left)
shows ten-mile radius
which travel research in-
diciaes would benefit.
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