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pea"% carry.
PM The Wenaf
Osco 1 was young and saWtia
Now 1 ant odd sod cruse;
The atm aro au beguiling
Ah use. Its been sty lois.
My husband ruse and so du I
That lever we aueseated
This foolish irksome knot t4 Ile.
Ob why wait out pravented'o
I soots my husband, slap the bairns.
I alwye eui taunt -ending;
My brabs•d Saks, yet never learns,
Why the marriage was made binding.
Asad yet, my dear. we're rosily beuad
To say that If your husbaud died,
As soma' be we. In the ground,
You'd seek soother ter and wide.
(Yd. BIoIIAL
Weer reish.
0 base me on the many 1:ketch
Who drat contrived. without a botch,
To mak' the gusty. good Botch Koch
That Blithe wane sae brawly,
There's carrots Intill't, and neaps intIU't,
There's sybies lntUl't, and leeks Minn.,
'Here's peas, and beans, and beeta tntlll't.
That sown thru' iUiersae brawl,.
The French mounseer and English loon,
When they coat° danderin' throe' our coon,
Wr smirks and smack they gulp It dour,
An' lick their lips fu' Drawly.
Far there's carrots laW1't, and neeps Latin's,
Aad sybies Intflrt, and leeks tnttU't.
There's mutton, and lamb, and beef inttll't,
That maiden sup sec brawly.
And Irish Pat when he comp here.
Te Ly his lana in our good cheer,
He shoots his nutty wi' moo steer,
Aad clean his cog to' brawny.
Pb, there's carrots lntllrt, and seeps WWII.
There's peas, and beans, and beets tnttll't
Aad a' good gusty areas taUU't,
That gram his gab fa' brawny.
A Maty dame she oats' aur way,
A,onsacne steeprr she would has;
till' your w•t broth I cannot away,
It nukes r.'•, stunner ea' brawly.
Fee there's carrots (mill'+, and seeps intim
There'' abler dnl U't. and leeks kiln.
An' filthy greasy n -p tntUU't.
That turn my ,tan. ‘eltsse bawl,."
Sha gat her soup : It was unoo trash.
And little better than poor dish wash;
Twad gie • man the waterbrash
To sup sic dirt ase Drawly.
Nae carrots kiln, nor neeps Inttli't.
Nae sybies tntlll't, nor leeks intI't.
Nee nae good gusty meats intilI't,
To Me the ribs b' brawly.
Then here's to Ilka kindly Soot,
WI' mony good broths he 11118 his pot,
But rare Botch Potch beats a' the lot.
It mens and smacks too brawl.
Per there's carrots intill't, and nee;,. 'sem,
There's peas, and beans, and ;,esse win,
Aa' hearty, wholesome, r,,ea,a inmet
Thatstsek thQ ids seebrswly.
Tun anb Fancy.
Whether the stone hits the pitcher or
the pitcher the stone, it ie always bad
for the pitcher.
.A musical oompo.er being asked if he
• had lone any !"n? lately, replied that
his last work was a compo. !nn —with
his creditors.
TsaCHas KITH READING Cuss. —Boy
(reading): "And as she sailed down the
river." TEAcHas,—"Why are ships
called 'she' r Boy (precociously alive
to the responsibilities of his sex): "Be-
causethey need men to manage 'em."
Archdeacon Sinclair tells of an eocen-
tric Scotch nobleman of the beginning of
this century, who, dining at a house
where the dinner was extremely bad,
forgot that he was not at home, and
vuitly apologized to his fellow -guests
for the badness of the repast, remarking
that he supposed the 000k was drunk
again, and that the scullion had dressed
the dinner.
TIM HURON SIGNAL,. FRIDAY JrOVEI[BEE 26, 1880
sa...ana.arrt
tbucationa(.
t,avvua
To Public School Inspectors, Public
School Boanii, and Trustees ani Muni
oipal Corporations.
1beg to submit for yuer uunsidestion
the following, respecting Sohwl Amelia -
exudation
The checks introduced by the School
Ad of 1879, up,oii the demands of Pub-
lics School Boards and Trustees fur ex-
penditure of mon* for school aoe uusito-
ion were imposed with the object of
giving the ratepayer au omtes.unity of
Wog oou,ulted, and thus wilt Scheid
Boards and Trustees more strictly rb-
apon.ible to their tontituerita than they
had been heretofore.
Under the law, as it existed, Public,
as well as High School Beards and Trus-
tees, could demand from the If%micipal
Council any sunt they thought 8t, and,
on refusal, mauled ate levying of the
amount by legal process to which no
an- our or remonstrance was effectual. •
1 u the exercise of this power it was
get.erally found that neither ratepayers
nor Municipal Cuenoi% were consulted
by the School Boards and Trustees, a1 -
though in most instances the true in-
teresta of all would have been prtuuoted
by conference and consultation before
large expenditures were entered upon,
and touch irritation %told have thus
been prevented.
The provisions of the Act of 1879 have
not altered the duty incumbent upon
Public School Boards and Trustee* to
furnish adequate accommodation in their
schools, as required by sub -section 18 of
section 104 and sub -section 8 of section
102 of the Public Schools' Act. I have
had occasion to point out to the Public
School Board of the City of Toron-
to that this obligation of providing
adequate school acoowmodation is in-
cumbent upon all Municipalities, and in
rase of refusal can be enforced by legal
means, while this Department has also
the power, in case of any default in this
respect, of withholding the share of the
Legislative ("rant otherwise payable to
the School Board or Trustees concerned.
The Public School Boards and Trus-
tees, and the Municipal Councils, owe a
common duty to the ratepayers in pro-
viding adequate school accommodation,
with due regard to the resources of the
ratepayen; and when the subject is ap-
proached in a friendly spirit there should
o.• no difficulty in all agreeinv to supply
ntisfact,ore school aocosnwo4gtion.
- keep CROOKS,
`sinister of Education.WToronto, Oct. Ib, 1880.
" Manoheoter Ham~
JAM. EB A- FUMED
Mobs Jars resolved • Mabe trot M
NEW GOODS
New Drew Geod., Winceys, Flannels, Blankets, Shirting*, Cations, Prints, dc.,
which for value unsurpassed New Shawls and Mantles, special value.
arse Otiw l]al1 tad pate DBIPlu for iE =trot
Tiaoassellesi& - I L made, w.L vf�arard.
spa�id leke, geareateed. Clods bought out free of ohs it' 111' Hata (ape and ir*wers at otos°
°r' bilethhest pate pate ter )Aster and age.. .sate A. !talo.
's Black. Ooderieh.
klldtlla TaOlt atm oil 410110 wane asst m ClY Et
"Down She Comes ! "
When we say -Down She Omer we reser is the High Prime that have
heap asked la the peat for
Watches, Jewelry, Electro -Plated Ware, Spectacles, &c. &c.
W. T. WELSH,
Emulating the example et stlgossidel btsinea men, has Mutsu art; GOODS b() WN
TO THE LOWEST NOT('H7 ands detortnlneu not to be undersold by anybody.
He has just reoeivud some really beautiful things in Electro -Plated Ware, which he
determined to sell at a small edema on cosi. Jar` Sole Agent for Roca. Onrwr i.
Srat'racl.ag,the aced perfect fitting glass w the market W. T. WELSH.
D. C. Strachan's
Groceries, Crockery aid G] a rswa're.
The ehoioest Family Oroceriex always kept on Lints, and sit prier. that rowan: 6.' 1...e, !t by
any house to the trade.
CASH PAID FOR FARM PRODUCE.
The Old Stand -south side of Court Hoose bemire.
1751
t +. C, -ETIs t CHA?I
•
owe scowl.5.
instructions as to the Examination and
Admission of pupils to High Schools
(including Collegiate Institutes):
The next examination for '.'g alone- orocen es
don of pupils will be held at the High
Schools, on Tuesday and Wednesday, be-
ing the 21st and 22nd days of December,
at the hour of nine -in the morning of
each day.
The regulations as to admission pre-
scribe the following :
(1) Public School Teachers and Assist-
ant Teachers who hold certificates of any
class are to be admitted without exami-
nation.
(2) The standard is uniform through-
out the Province, and requires that each
candidate shall obtain 50 per cent. of
the total value assigned to the questions,
and at least 33} per cent of the value each subject, except grammar, in which
at least 60 per cent, of the value of the
palittng questions most be obtained.
The candidate must also satisfactorily
pass the viva rope examination in readir
and such further examination of thi•a nt-
tare in such subjects as the ex' dliners'
may think proper.
(3) The examiners have al• .o authority
to exclude any candidate ri nom they con-
sider so deficient in the elementary sub
School Course.
jests as not to be qua'.ified for the High
MITCHELL
)KA..? " 1131i GREATEST ANI) BEST "
, Crockery & Glasser are
INoTOWN- AND MAX AO
• TEAS A SP F;QIALTY. 1
(4) Erich oandi
once at least fir -.late must be in atttsnd-
hour of nine .teen minutes before the
o'clock on each day of the
exsminati •and after that hour no can -
A few Sundays ago the minister of a ("t( e �l be admitted.
church nut far from Dnnoon preached u ( Any candidate who copies from
from the parable of the prodigal son, and - .oiler, or allows another to copy from
concluded the sermon as follows:—"Ants nim, or takes into the examination room
as you have already seers, his father, hi
the gladness of his heart, killed, the
Fitted calf, which he had kept fo , yam,
and years, and years, in antic epation of
the young man's return!
A Highlander, whose- regiment having
bee surrounded+ to", Inst themselves oat
with the broader word, with a hoes of half
their number be�nu the last in retreat-
s'
was b
s forma tt Frenchman returning from
the f,altniit, who charged him with his
wayonet, but soon finding the disadvant-
age of his weapon, cried out "quarter."
"Quarter ye,' said Donald, "I've nae
time to quarter ye; ye mann be Ironton -
tit to pe cuttit in twa!"—making his
head fly from his shoulders.
AirraonoMICAL Dosses,—Young Mr.
Ifatehours was sitting on the porch the
ether night, watching a 17 -year-old girl
trying to keep awake to enough to see
the morning star rise. T'bey talked as-
tronomy. 'I wish I was a star " he
amid, smiling at his own poetic fancy.
"I would rather yon were a comet," she
maid dreamily. His heart beat tumultu-
ously. "And whyr he asked tenderly,
at the same time tasking her unresisting
bttle hands in his own, "and why!" he
repeated, imperiously. ''ole." said she,
-with' a_ brooding earnestness that (011
upon his soul like a bare foot on a cold
oil oloth, "became then you weald only
wane amend ewer! 1600 years
Barker says that IN made up his mind,
yesterday, that he would Rive hie wife
a ple•asnt surprise by spending the
evening at home, and after rapper' be
settled himseif dome for a envy time in
the bran of his family. He had no
Mere than nomfnrtebly fixed himself
*hen hit wife asked him if his friends
didn't want him any longer, and that
was why he er,neloded to 4st aacogqtainted
with his family. Then has muter i!
law asked hint if he had exhausted 1111
audit, sad was obliged to May at homes
The hired girl "eked hive if he was sick,
and proposed to make some cabsip tem.
One of the nergebnrs came in Bowl watts-
ed to know i/ a had been having an
trouble, ani was afraid of tb. aher+ff.
Awl Parker turn dl that occurred ie Las
NUM twenty urinates, and he knows, for
in wearily half an hoer he area down
town again
iag, and hogoly stopped y
- GIVE HIM A CALL.
1751
any book, note or paper, absolutely for-
feits his examination, and the examiners
may ascertain this after perusal of the
answers; the presiding examiner, who,
during the examination, has good evi-
dence of any such misoonduct, shall at
once direct the candidate or candidates
implicated to leave the examination
room, when his or their names shall also
be struck off the list of candidates.
c6) The candidate in answering, shall
write only on one side of the paper,
signing also his name on each sheet, and
will arrange and number his answers in
the order of the questionsand then fold
them once acroua, and write on the out-
side his name, school, and the date. No
paper once handed in can again be re-
turued to the candidate.
(7) No candidate is to be allowed to
leave the room during the time of the
examination, or on any pretext to re-
move from his seat, unless the presiding
examiner shall for just cause give special
permission.
They will likewise be examined more
minutely on the selections enumerated
in the following list, and they will be re-
quired to reproduce the substance of one
or more of them in their own Iang�tage
(1) The Norwegian Colonies in Oreen-
bad. --Aoore.by.
(4) The Founding of the North Ameri-
ican Colonies. —Pedley.
(3) The Voyage of the " Golden
Hind."—British Enterprise.
(4) The Discovery of America. Rob-
ertson.
(5) The Death of Montcalm. Hawkins
) Joaquin Cartier at Hochelaga. —
Hawktts.
Cortes in Mexico. —Cassell's Paper.
The Buccaneers. -The Sea.
(9) The Earthquake of (breams. --
Huwnboldt.
(10) The Onngneet of Peru Annals
et Roaatatwe Adventure.
(11) The Conquest of Webs White's
iw adasarks.
(14) Hermann the Deliverer of (ler-
taast...-Jeerer.
(13) The Burning of Moscow. --Se-
gar's Narrative.
((1e4)) The Rattle of Thermopylae--
Ral
(li) The Destruction of Pompeii. —
Magasiem nl Art.
(16) The Taking of (iibriltar / Yvon.
and R.,wte
A
7il1lrCHELL,
.iamiiton Street. Goderich.
RDWARE
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION
Reduced to Bottom Prices!
]era aai bei sI Is.ila. 13e..tiieM Hardware --at discount price.. Builders' Hardware and
'lMlsSit col issi. Pekes. Large contracts ailed at Manufacturers' friers.
G-_ g_ PARSONS,
G-ODERICH-
1761
RGANSIORGANSI
Great Reduotion in Prioefb.
Having determined to di.cositnee travelling with Organa I have reduced the prices so that
persons wishing to purchase win and N to their advantage to call at sty shop and buy from
ase.
SEWING MACHINES.-- The WANLYIt tad. WHITE Sewing Machines
are.tthl isles P eopie's ravoar'rs, they are so easy to
run, and make so little noise, that It is • pleasure to work them. If yon are about to Inveel In
• Sewing Machine,ou will certainly miss It 1f you do t
"ot get one or the ether of the above
makers. sewing jsachtnea to Rent, and • Mock of Needles, Oil. Oil Cans, aa.,
always on hand.
J. W. WEATHER'.ALD.
OFFICE-Sheppard's Book Store, Market epsare. Oonwnicn. 1161.
Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
G- BAI7,RY,
CABINET MAKER AND UDEBT1KER,
Hamilton Street, Oodericb.
A good Ta-
bles, CChain�hair, case aid en n. Bed-room
tr� . Cupboards. Room and
a tut Furniture,
' Wash -s Wash -stands,
Lounges. Pose, 4I bat -Nota, Looking Glasse*.
N It. A onmplete assortment of Coding and Hbrouda always oa hand. also Hearses fee hire
at reasonable rates.
Picture Freeing a speetaity: A can soilolte d.
1761 O. HARRY.
Red, White and Blue 1
Acheson GEORGE Acheson
JUST ARRiVZD,
New Dress Goods, Gloves & Hosiery,
8�3ZLINC;E 0H171AP-
ay- BOUND TO QIVS BARGAINS!
1, l
OUR
To Intending :leu
We wUl seed Ttttt Vexes mime et nowt cow LUL J4NU4lit
send Ne Sun mt. tram stow 1111 New Yeats, /Or -f (:sola,
mime
We will
A distinct and peculiar'
combination.
FELLOWS'
co PotJ4,b sYRtF,OF
HYPt-PHOS-PHiTES
FOR THE RP LIEP AND CURE
r-wr Au—
WASTING DISEASES
— t'ce as
Consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma, General Debility, Brain
Exhaustion. Chronic Constipation, Chronic Diarrhoea,
Dyspepsia, or Loss of Nery ,us Power. It is un-
equalled in the treatment of' Palpitation
of the Heart, Trembling of the
Hands and Limbs, Loss of
Appetite, Energy or
Memory
s
it aa* with vigor, gentleness and subtlety, owing to the exquisite harmony ad its
ingredients, akin to pare blood itself. Its taste is piseeaat, and omelette permanent.
l ,s flint apparent effect it to int:ream the app.. -its. It nests digestion, and causes
a fwd to arsimilate properly—thus the seats u is nourished. It also, by its Maio
a..1i t:r on the digestive organs, indoors more c • .res std regular eracestioes. The
r u•i ii'y with which patients take on flesh while under the Inflaeaes of the Syrup, of
its If fudicates that no other preparation can b, better adapted to help tad aoarieh
t:: • constitution, and hence be more effietcioua i . s t depression of spirits, shaking or
t: tnbling of the hands or body, cough, shorts as of breath, or consumptive habit.
're" nerves and muscles become strengthened, tat the blood purified.
-- ", 'iiH.IT THE INVENTOR, Mi'. FT_' -nwS, HAS TO SAY ABOUT 1415
SvkUP ut' 'THE liVP,,PHO,PHI rEs.
in Co sum;ner of 1884, i was sndaeelr est c.el by a copious exp.ctoretloa of
..d l•u:uleut matter. I had been dreli•ting Iv health f dr Dome months, and, being
dice:y n rvons, the symptoms cs,,aud a:. m. As buy basinrat wee that of a
! •p: tai. g r':., -"ii .t, th' eh,.p este eonatantly v 5 'el by medial then, all of whom
t• :n:ered their advice. Dir tag 1864 and 1865 guy c wit was examined by ten first
s physicians, some „i whom-pronoanced the c s e Bronchitis ; some, not wishing to
c .ur alarm, or enwilling to venture an apinion, g re no decision ; some stated un -
qtly that I had Tubercular Disease �of •h Lungs, and located the trouble
where the pains were feat. By professional , di , 1 us •d, in turn, horse -back fixer-
tNe, country life, eggs sad ale in the morning, to •..y, Bourbon whiskey, cod-liver oil,
,sir ::••:ty, tar, cid. r •r'.ots inhalenta, but the tr sable increased. Expectoration be-
ccm more profuse ant offensive. Night-swea.s e t in. Cold chills, diarrhoea,
dlytptseu, cough. blood -streaked expeetoretionn, at of sleep, loss of appetite, loss of
tnem'ry, loss of ambition, accompanied by ge nl prosration, showed themselves.
'ruder the microscope the blood was found to co turn but • small portion of vitalized
corpuscles ; the heart's action was feeble ; the l lies intermittent ; the stomach could
hot digest properly, so that flatulency and acid y wa. the result. Finding the symp-
toms indicated Consumption,' determiaed to use every effort to stay is progress, and,
if possible, to cure it. I selected tits most powerful tonics and moderators, and coma
pined them with the 'vital constituents of the 1 ,man body For months i andeiv-
Dred to amalgamate them before my efforts w.• ,e a wned with success. I cu:not
speak too plainly or too strongly of the effects produced, and the benefits 1 r• .•eiv-
ed from the composition.'
(1 of my apt e'ite ine"tt.„d t'. a ... ', digestion better
tar+ r t 1.•,a ue ns:'r, a p: dui a ti 1 : f' l c+:ucd ; night-Dweata
lt•s m;:, .1 ; I x +i rd i t w i 1'.t ; tis, e•ati ng sleep returned ;
nay spiri's became buoy.nt, tide ,cis 1 a :13.'s a e tares d taking the
Syrup mouth after month ; b 1t o sung to th, t e of 8t. John, my
recovery was necessarily slow, although I could . al return of .trength
for three years, daring which titre I continued t v. My pre ant weight
is one hundr-t and e'g'str-ri,rht, b-•ing thirtyei •+ t. i Lova no rymp
to :Ai !: a : •1's as,. .T re only no'able • , nosh, was the
et p r:o .t \ .'e tit t 1115 atnpp d, and 1 d , The n•..d-r may
ask, llos d . y • t know y •are d:tllculty to hart?t d o. u1 ertn-
loc.d )nom, 1 1 . s cr, 1n the most twriatn of a r i g. 1 s ?is c1
last I cougbe1 finch the ri,rht lung a piece of I'I . . (t,' LIME, 1 ,11 the file
of a pot, which cowl hiss cont from no other 1 it the hi;} eaantlioriy
in Lung I) cues kLiteinnec) stitee is the rest , w ids k'i bra curet.
Added to this, 1 had the leaden ad .re i, purol u ke-1 rt e,dwr+till t, A.d
the opinion of ono of the best diagnosticians in 1 I -b ier� 1 1. r rep 'X -
the
all the symptom. i ori lent 10 the two F ('••ns osptioe, andi.... ave
successfully combttte•1 them, .h that I do not d w d• -e th». d is left
sullicient lung tissue to build Mars. 1 ran enl_ s urct.t y ext sidrr.
tion of i'i "•"- + •' res wool 1 r:,•ver i:.dncr ire rp�r ,len: s ai •rte
'.eyu•it villas to trills.
sympathy for the poor (:on.nmptlYe, with :; :.oa,e,e � ]f
it speet(u.1v,
AM
iwwafor n%Fellows'
SOLD BY ALL L !STS.
When Fefl:►we Cotapound'Synrp of ifvp 4 rrq.tird, tat ihr
"FELLOWS' COMPO ),IP,"
Ind be sure no irnitntioe ie !r ,r ut -r u%•tale
threat ejn,. y,
.TW” SENO FOR A fAN
t q,
�•ue of IlypophaspA(bs•
PERRY DAVIS & SON
-,.41i.NCE,
Agents for the Dominiot C•ina;la,
MONTRE
SUBSTITUTES!
---••--
lT The imbue sr • rant 111 tl aesin•t * custom which
it growl$5 seise roan i ht• 'miner. eftam etas
h, 1. 'is .: t1'./ asked ft
a bottle of !tits-t':ler. th • aur'if nhtiheevev that
they are " sold no •1 h•••• en.,thg article id•t Is
`nod. if not better.' • t• • '1 entv.t the Mal
price. The nhjecc of ' . • • ••,n , rano-only. Tf•ees
ash*tit.tes are rota• d• it r , .e l / p t1i • rrsat recisions et
the Pain -Ehlers 11,-+ "r ,emewierf ref the ••lest
sad cheeping drug. r r • 1 r • ,1e trite? at street
of medicine deakr.. n •
half whet he revs f r to. teeeirie Pahl-Ttl1Mr, which
enables Ms there.`-• .., r e ,s. t w raga r.we x�e.tit
pee le -sole vein th- • • it • • to t • (ant ren the
gement
For tU DEN COLDS
— -taus, fetlseMNO ,
AL1. (n -Hu PA11
PERRY I
rr (Ales
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PAIN -1(111.15 .
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