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A LIFE FOR 1 LIFE.
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shop days, written to her utherwiis than
ea My dear Anne," goading merely with
"Tours tatthfully, 1 or "years truly "
Faithful---true--what oould he write, or
sties iasis* more 1
If my pen wanders to lowers and sweet-
hearts, and moralises over simple sen-
tences in the maundering way, blew* nut
las, dear umtagmsry ooalssposdetnt, to
whom no name shall be given at all—but
blame my friend --mss friends eti in this
world—Captain Augustus'habitue. Be
suss, happily, that young fellow's life
was saved at Balaclava, does he intend
io invest me with the responsibility of it,
with all its scrapes and follies, now and
forewent urs 1 Is my clean. sober hut to
be fumigated with tubscoo and poisoned
with brandy and water, that a love-sick
youth may unburden himself of his sen-
timental tale ? Heaven knows why I
listen to it ? Probably because telling me
keeps the lad out of mischief ; also be-
cause he is honest, though an ass, and I
always had .a greater leaning to fools than
to knaves. But let me not pretend rea-
sons which slake nee out more generous
than I really am, for the fellow and his
love -affair bors me exceedingly sometimes
and would be quite unendurable any-
where but in the dull camp. I do it from
a certain abstract pleasure which I have
always taken in dissecting character, con-
stituting myself an tytateur demonstrator
of spiritual anatomy,
An amusing study is, not only the
swain, but the goddess. For I found her
out, spelled her over satisfactorily, even
in that one evening. Treherne little
guessed it—he took care never to intro-
duce me—he does not even mention her
name, or suspect I know it. Vast pre-
cautions tpgainst nothing ! Does he fear
lest Mentor should put in a claim to his
Eucharis ? You know better, dear im-
aginary correspondent.
Even were I among the list of "mar'ry-
ing men," this adorable she would never
be my choice ; would never attract me
for an instant. Little as I know about
women, I know enough to feel certain
that there is a very small residium of
depth or originality in that large hand-
some physique of hers. Yet she looks
good-natured, good-tempered ; almost as
much so u Treherne himself.
"Speak o' the de'll," there he comes.
Far away down the lines I can catch Mi
eternal 'Donna and Mobile'—how I detest
that song ! No doubt he has been taking
to the post his answer to one of those
abominably -scented notes that he always
drops out of his waistcoat by the merest
accident, and glances round to see if I
am looking, which I never am. What a
yqung puppy it is ! Yet it hangs after
one kindly, like a puppy ; after me too,
who am not the pleasantest fellow
in the world ; and, as it is but young, it
may mend if it falls into no worse com-
pany than the present.
I have known what it is to be without
a friend when one is very inexperienced,
reckless and young.
Evening.
"To what base uses may we come at last."
It seems perfectly ridiculous to see the
use this memorandum -book has come to.
Cases forsooth ! The few pages of them
may as well be torn out in favor of the
new specimens of moral disease which I
am driven to study. For instance:
No. 1. Better omit that.
N. 2. Augustus Treherne, aet 29, in-
termittent fever, verging upon yellow
fever occasionally, as to -day.' Pulse very
high, tongue rather foul, especially in
speaking of Mr. Colin Granton. Coon-
tenance pale, inclining to livid. A bad
case altogether.
Patient enters, whistling like a steam-
engine, as furious and as shrill, with a
corresponding puff of smoke. I point to
the obnoxious vapor.
"Beg pardon, doctor, I always forget.
What a tyrant you are !"
"Very likely ; but there is one thing I
never will allow—smoking in my hut. I
did not, yonetnow, even in the Crimea."
The lad sit down, sighing like a fur-
nace. '
"Heigho, doctor, I wish I were you."
"Do you 7"
"You always seem so uncommonly
comfortable ; never want a cigar or any-
thing to quiet the nerves and keep you
in good humor. You never get into a
scrape of any sort ; have neither a moth-
er to lecture you nor an old governor to
bully you."
' Stop there."
"I will then ; you need not take me up
so sharp. He's a trump, after all. You
know that, so I don't mind a word or two
against hist. Jud read there."
He threw over one of Sir William's
ultra-prney moral essays, which no doubt
the worthy old gentleman flatters himself
are, in another line, the very copy of
Lewd (7besterfield's letters to his sum I
might have smiled at it had I been alone,
or laughed at it were I young enough to
sympathise with the modern system of
transposing into "the governor" the an-
cient reversed bolus* of "father."
"You see what an opinion he has of
you. 'Pon my life, if I were not the
meekest fellow lmtgtsabb, always ready
to be lead by a straw into Vire se's ways,
I should have cut your aequaintaaeea
long aero. 'Invariably tallow the advioe
of Dr lerrinhare 'T swish. my dear son,
that your character more restwnhled that
of your friend, Dr. tirquhart. 1 should
be more onnoerned about your many fol.
CHAPTER I11
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HIS evoav
apt. ;itOh. Nut a twee to set down
tD►dsy. This high moorland is your beet
eanitorium. My "occupation's gone."
I have every satisfaction in that fact, ur
in the cause of it ; which, cynics might
may, a member of my profession would
easily manage to prevent, were he a city
plysician instead of a regimental surgeon.
hill idleness is inwppoeteble to me. 1
%see tried going about among the few
willagcs hard by, but their worst diaeaae
is one which this said regimental surgeon,
with nothing but his pay, can apply but
small remedy—poverty.
Today I have paced the long, straight
It qes of Ste camp ; from the hospital to
tae_bridge, and back again to the hospi-
tal ; have tried to take a vivid interest
in the loungers, the font -ball players, and
the wrettbed awkward squad tuned out
in never -mediae; parade. With each hour
of the quiet autumn afternoon I have
watched the sentinel mount the little
stockaded hillock, and startle the camp
with the old familiar boom of the gloat
Sebastopol bell, Then, I have shut toy
but door, taken to my books, and studied
till my head wanted me to stop.
The evening poet—but only business
Letters. I rarely have any other. I have
no one'tt, write to me --no one to write to.
Sometimes I have been driven to wish
I had ; some one friend with whom it
would be possible to talk in pen and ink,
on other matters •than business. Yet,
esti bone ! to no friend oould I or should
I let out my real self ; the only thing in
the letter that was truly and absolutely
can would be the great grim signature :
"Max Urquhart."
Were it otherwise—were there any
human being to whu:n I could lay open
my whole heart, trust with my whole
history ; but no. that were utterly im-
possible now.
No niore of this.
No more, until the end. That end,
which at once solves all difficulties, every
year brings nearer. Nearly forty, and a
doctor's life is usually shorter than moat
men's. 'I shall be en old man soon, even
if there come none of those sudden
chances against which I have of course
provided.
The end How and in what manner it
is to be done, I am not yet clear. But it
shall be done, before my death or after.
"Max Urquhart, JI. D. "
I go on signing my name mechanically
with those two business -like letters after
it, and thinking how odd it would be to
sign it in any other fashion. How
strange—did any one care to look at my
signature, in any way except thus, with
the two professional letters after it—a
commonplace signature of business.
Equally strange, perhaps, that such a
thought as this last should ever have en-
tered my head, or that I should have
taken the trouble, and yielded to the
weakness of writing it down. It all
springs from idleness—sheer idleness ;
the very same cause that makes Treherne,
whom I have known do duty cheerfully
for twenty-four hours in the trenches,
lounge, smoke, yawn and play the flute.
There—it has stopped. I heard the post-
man rapping at the hut door—the young
simpleton has got a letter.
Suppose, just to pass away the time, I
Max Un1uhart, reduced to this lowest
ebb of inanity by a praternal government,
which has stranded my regiment here°,
high and dry, but as dreary as Noah on
Ararat—were to enliven my solitude,
drive away blue devils, by manufacturing
for myself an imaginary correspondent ?
To be it.
To begin then at once in the received
epistolary form :
"My dear--"
My dear—what ? "Sir 1" No—not for
this once. I wanted a change. "Mad-
am 7" that is formal. Shall I invent a
name 7
When I think of. it, how strange it
would feel to me to be writing "my dear"
before any Christian name. Orphaned
early, my only brother long dead, drift-
ing about from land to land till I have
almost forgotten my own, which has quite
forgotten me—I had not considered it
before, but really I do not believe there
is a human being living whom I have a
right to call by his or herChristian name
or who would ever think of calling nie by
mine. "Max" --1 have not heard the
sound of it for years.
Dear, a pleasant adjective—my, • pro-
noun of poseession, implying that the be-
ing spoken of is one's very own --one's
sole, sacred, personal property, as with
Mural selfishness one would with to hold
the thing most precious. My deer—s
satisfactory total. I rather object to
•'dear•rwf " se a word implying compari-
son, and therefore never to be used where
comparison should not and could not ex-
ist Witness, "dearest mother," or
"dearest wife," as if a man had a plural-
ity of mother and wives, out of whom
he chose the one he loved best. And,
as ageneral rule, I dislike all ultra ex-
pressions of affection set down in ink. i
eons knew an honest gentleman bleated
with one of the tenderest hearts that ever
man had. and which in e11 his life was
only given to one woman . he, his wife
told me hart never. even in their court
SIGNAL,
lir bPW !le the MON regiment
as Dr. Urquhart. Dr. Urquhart is one isf
the wisest aasea I ever knew, and so as,
and so un. What way yue r
I
said nothing , and 1 new waste down
this, as I shall write anything of the kind
which enters into the plea relation of
facts or era veewatious whelk daily occur.
God knows how vain semi words are to
me st the best of time.—.sere sounding
brass and tinkling cymbal—as the like
inele h, to moat men well sogtaeented
witlillrieleelvea. At some time., and
ender en,rtein states of mind, they be-
come fin my ear tba most relined and ex-
quisite torture that my bitter at enemy
could desire to inflict. There is no need,
therefore, to apologise for them. Apol-
ogias to whom, indeed 1 Having resolv-
ed to write this, it were folly to mate it
an imperfect statement. A journal should
be fresh, complete, and correct—tbe
raw's entire life, or nothing ; since, if it
sets it down st all, it must necessarily be
for his own sols benefit ; it would be the
most contemptible form of egotistic hum.
bug to arnwge sod modify it, as if it
were meant for the eye of any other per-
son.
Dear, unknown, iraaginaz'y eye --which
never was and never will be—yet, which
I like to fancy shining somewhere in the
clouds, out of Jupiter, Venus, or the
Georgium S;idus, upon this solitary me—
the foregoing sentence bears no reference
to you.
"Treherne," I said, "whatever good
opinion your fzther is pleased to hold as
to my wisdom, I certainly do not share in
one juvenile folly—that, being a very
well-meaning fellow on the whole, I take
the greatest pains to make myself out a
scamp."
The youth colored.
"That's me, of course."
"Wear the cap if it feels comfortable.
And now, will you have some tea 1"
"Anything ; I feel as thirsty as when
you found me dragging myself to the
brink of the Tchernaya. Hey, doctor, it
would have saved me a deal of bother if
you had never found me at a11, except
that jt would vex the old governor to end
the name and hare the property all going
to the dogs—that is, to Cousin Charteris,
who would not pare hew soon I was dead
and buried.
"Were mead and buried if you please."
"Confound it, to stop a man about he
grammar when he is in my state of mind!
Kept from his cigar too ! Doctor, you
never were in love, or a smoker.
"How do you know 7"
'Because you never could have given
up the one or the other ; a fellow can't ;
'tits an impossibility."
"Is it 7 I once smoked six cigars a day
for two years.
"Eh ! what ? And you never let that
out before ? You are so dose. Possibly
the other fact will peep out in time.
Mrs. Urqukart and half a dozen brats
may be living in some out-of-the-way
nook—Cornwall, or Jersey, or the cen-
Ire of Salisbury Plain. Why, what ?
nay, 1 beg your pardon doctor."
What a horrible thing it is that by no
physical effort, added to years of mental
self-control, can I so harden my nerves
that certain words, names, suggestions,
shall not startle me—make me quiver as
if under the knife. Doubtless Treherne
will henceforth retain, so for as his easy
mind can retain anything, the idea that
I have a wife and family hidden some-
where. Ludicrous ides ! if it were not
connected with other ideas, from which,
however, this one will serve to turn his
mind.
To explain it away was of course im-
possible. I had only power to slip from
the subject with a laugh, and bring him
back to the tobacco question.
"Yes ; I smoked six cigars a day for at
least two years."
"And gave it up ?" Wonderful !"
"Not very, when a nun, has a will of
his own, and a few strong reasons to back
it."
"Out wi
benefit me, however—I'm quite incor-
rigible."
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doubtful benefit, is vacuse Cue --the very
silliest thing • young Baan can do. A
thing which, from my own ezperienoe,
I'll not aid and abet any young nen in
doing. There, lectures over—kettle
boiled—unless you you prefer tobacco and
the open sir.
He did not ; and we sat down, "four
feet upon a fender," as the proverb says.
"Heigho! but the proverb doesn't mean
four feet in mat's bootie" said Treherne,
dolefully. "I wish I was dead and buri-
ed."
um
I suggested that the light moustache
he curled w loudly, the elegant hair, and
the aristocratic outline of phis. would
look exceedingly well—in a oofin.
"Faagh ! how unpleasant yot} are."
And I myself repented the speech ; for
it ill becomes a man under any provoca-
tion to make a jest of death. But that
this young fellow, so full of life, with #
every ruction that it can offer ---health,
wealth, kindred, friends — should sit
croaking there, with such a used -up,
lack-a-daiaietal air, truly it irritated we.
"What's the *natter, that you wish to
rid the world of your valuable presence?
Hes the young lady expressed a similar
desire? "
"She? hang her! I won't think any
more about her," said the lad, sullenly.
And then out poured the grand despair,
the unendyrnble climax of mortal woe.
"She cantered through the north camp
this afternoon with Granton, Colin Gran-
ton, and upon Graoton's own brown..
mar"
"Hs! horrible vision! At d you 1 you
Watched them go: one hone was blind;
The tails of both hung down behind.
Their shoes were on their teet.
"Doctor!"
I stopped—there seemed more reality
in his feelings than I hsdbeen aware of;
and it is scarcely right to make a mock
of even the fire -and -smoke, dust: -and
ashes passion of a boy.
"I beg your pardon; not knowing, the
affair had gone so far. Still, it isn't
worth being dead and buried for."
"What business has she to go riding
with that big clodhopping butt And
what right has he to lend her his brown
mare?" chaffed Treherne, with a great
deal more which I did not attend to.
At last weary of playing Friar Lawrence
to such • very uninteresting Romeo, I
hinted that if he disapproved of the
young lady's behavior he ought to appeal
to her own good sense, to her father, or
somebody—or, since women understand
one another best, get Lady Agusta Tre-
herne to do it,
"My mother! She never even heard of
her. Why, you speak as seriously as if
I were actually intending to marry her."
Here I could not help rousing myself a
trifle.
with earthen flour, had underground;
decentdet woman, gets half a crown a week
from tits parish; bet will not be able to
earn anything for months, and what Its
to become ed all the children
Tre erne settled that question, and
one or two wore; poor fellow, he purse
is as open as iia heart just now; but
amongaong his other luxuries he way as well
taste the luxury of giving. 'Tis good
for him, he will be Sir Augustus use of
there days. 1r his goddess aware of that
tack, I wonder
What ! is cynicism growing to 'be one
of my vier? and against a woman too'?
One of whom I absolutely know nothing,
except watching tier for a few momentsat a ball. She seems to be one of the
usual cart of officers' belles in country
quarters. Yet there may be something
good in her. There was, I feel sure, in
that large -eyed sister of hers. But let
me not judge ---I have never had any
opportunity of understanding women.
This subject was not revived, till, the
tobacco -hunger proving too strong for
hien, my friend Romeo began to fidget,
and finally rose
e
"I say, doctor, you won't tell the
governor—it would put him in an awful
fume ?"
"What do you mean 1"
"Oh ! about Miss—, you know.
I've been a great ass, I suppose, but
when a girl is so civil to one—a fine girl,
too—you saw her, did you not, dancing
uncommon-
lywith me ? Now, isn't she an uncommon-
ly fine girl?"
I assented.
"And that Granton should get her,
confound him! a great logger -headed
country clown."
"Who is an honest treat, and will
melte her a kind husband. Any other
honest man who does not mean to offer
himself as her husband, had much better
avoid her acquaintance."
Treherne colored again; I saw he un-
derstood rte, though he turned it " off
with a laugh.
You're preaching matrimony, doctor,
surely. What an idea! to tie myself up
at my age. I shan't tie myself up at my
age. I shan't do the ungentlemanly
thing either. So good -night, old fellow."
He lounged out, with that lazy, self-
satisfied air which is misnamed aristo-
cratic. Yet I have seen many a one of
these conceited, effeminate -looking,
drawing -room darlings, a curled and
st
scented modeAlcibiades—fight—like
Alcibiades: and die as no Greek ever
could die—dike a Briton.
"Ungentlemanly"—,what a word it is
with most then, especially in the military
erofession. Gentlemanly—the root and
apex of all honor. Ungentlemanly—the
lowest term of degradation. Such is our
code of morals in the army; and, more
or less, probably everywhere.
An officer I knew, who, for all I ever
heard or noticed, was himself as true a
gentleman as ever breathed; polished,
kindly, manly, and brave, gave me once,
in an argument on duelling, his definition
of the word. A gentkman "—one who
never does anything he is ashamed of, or
that would compromise his honor.
Worldly honor, this colonel must have
meant, for he considered it would have
been compromised by a man's refusing to
conversation about a few cases of mine accept a challenge. That "honor" surely
in the neighborhood, not on the regular was a little lower than virtue: a little
bat of regimental patients, which have
lately been to me a curious study. If I
were inclined to quit the army, I believe
the branch of my profession which I
should take up would be that of sanitary
reform—the study of health rather than
of disease, of prevention rather than
cure. It often seems to me that we of
the healing art have begun at the wrong
end; that the energy we devote to the
alleviation of irremediable disease would
be better spent in the study and practice
of means to preserve health.
Thus, I tried to explain to Treherne,
who will have plenty of money and in-
fluence, and whom, therefore, it is worth
while taking pains to inoculate with a
few useful facts and ideas; that one half
of our mortality in the Crimea was owing
not to the accidents of war, but to the
results of zymotic diseases, all of which
might have been prevented by common
sense and common knowledge of the laws
of health, as the statistics of our sanitary
d
commission have abundantly prove
And as I told him, it saddens me, al-
most as much as doing my duty on a
battle field, or at Scutari, or Renkioi; to
take these amateur rounds in safe Eng-
land, among what poets and politicanr
call Me noble British peasantry, and see
the frightful sacrifice of life --and worse
than life—from causes perfectly remedi-
able.
Take, for instance. these canes, as set
down in my note book.
Amos Pell, 49, or thereabouts; down
with fewer for ten days; wife and five
room oocupy one of a cottage on
the Moor, which hold two other families.
Says, would be glad to live in a better
place, but esanaot get N; landlonl will
more allow ore e,rttages to be &wilt.
Would build himself a pen hut, but
doubts if that Imola be permitted; so
jest goes on as well as he can.
Peck family. fever also, living et the
filthiest end of the village; themselves
about the dirtied in itwith a stream
rushing by fresh enough to wash and
atones • wheal. town.
Widow Haynes, rheumatism. from
Stoves 1
Stoves 1
SAVE TROUGHS and
CONDUCTING NP)i8,
CISTERN PUMPS,
LEAD PIPES, a.
"Excuse me; it never struck me that
a gentleman could discuss a young lady
among his acquaintance, make a public
show of his admiration for her, interfere
with her proceedings or her conduct to-
ward any other gentleman, and not in-
tend to marry her. Suppose we choose
another subject of bonversation
Treherne grew hot.to the ears, but he
took the hint and spared me his senti-
mental maunderigga.
We had afterward some interesting
th them—not that they will
btle.s. Fist, I was a poor mel-
t and six ligan at
fourteen per diem r
shillings a week—thirty-one
pounds, eight shillings, a year. A good
sum to give
for an artificial want—enough
to have fed
and clothed a child."
"You're
weak on the pointspointsof beets.
Do you remember the little
picked up in the telex at Sebiss-
do believe you'd have adopted
and broug
ht it home with you if it had
I ? But, u Treherne said, it
ly, thirty-one pounds, eight
per annum was a gond deal to
give fur a
purely selfish enjoyment, an-
almweep! ost everybody eQtthe
smoker, and at the time of smoking - es-
pecially whenm
with said revoker it is rare
In grow f
rom .mer. occidental enjoy
o an irt'eaistfhle t►eCeeiity-�
which he becomes the most utter
slave. No
tia
New, s man is only heli • so
who allow
• himself to bieenme the nave
it whatsoever."
"Bravo, e
doctor ! all thisshook? go into
the Lenore.'
"No, for it does not touch the question
rnt the medical aide, but the general and
pinethasl one tamely, hnw to create an
unnanaarary luxury. which is a nuisance
f,. averehetiv else and t. himself ..f very field work, (end tree in w .lame ,.,ern
'Doo
ical stutien
Urquhart.
Russ we pi
topol ? I
not died."
Should
died.
"Second
shillings
noying to
went int
habit to w
of any hats
reeve AND raItCT
TINWARE.
COAL OIL,
T ea
WHO&r a AND astride
Cosl Oil Lampe, etc., Okd be Co es
Cower, Bra,
Wool Pickings and VireoSkiaa,
taken in excesses.
J. STORY.
Sign of the Coal Oil Berm'.
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to
SHEPPARD,
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less pure than the Christianity which all
of its profess, and s., few believe. Yet
there was something at once touching
and heroic about it, and in the way this
man of the world upheld it. The best
of our British chivalry—as chivalry goes I
—is made up of materials such as these. 1
But is there not a higner morality—a
divine honor? And if so, who is he that
can find it?
(To as cowrrwuse.)
A LADY'S REASONS FOR NOT
DANCING.
L Dancing would lead me into crowd-
ed rooms and late hours, which are in-
jurious to health and usefulness.
2. Dancing would lead me into very
close contact with very pernicious com-
pany, and evil communications corrupt
good manners.
3. Dancing would require me to use
and permit freedoms with the opposite
sex of which I should be heartily a-
shamed, and which I believe to be
wrong.
4. My parents and friends would be
anxious about me if I were out lab,
keeping company with they know not
whom.
b. Ministers and good people in gen-
eral disapprove of dancing, and 1 think
it is not safe to set myself against them.
If a thing be even doubtful, I wish to he
on the safe side.
ff. Dancing has a hail name. and I
mean to study thus that are pure and
lovely mod of good report.
7. Deaciag is geewally /moompanied
with drink ns, and I sea drinking pro-
duces a great deial of evil.
it. I am told dancing is a great temp-
tation and snare to young man, and i do
not wish to have anything to do with
leading them astray.
9. Dancing unfits the mind foreerious
reflection and pryer, and 1 mean to do
nothing that will estrange me from my
God and Saviour
IQ There are plenty of graceful ex
enemies and cheerful amusements which
have none of the ..hja-tions mnneeted
with them that I . wwa,,,st danainc
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