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Fun an° Fanci,
livery um., tuns hu ...I, reputar,• •1, t..
mate raid thus is why •I, .Wily awn
wake such poor „ties.
"it's uuly a fall opening, ora, the
naughty buy said, as he exhibited his
cunt trousers after tumbling from an
apple true.
A dull old lady being told that a cer-
tain lawyer was 'lyiud at the poiut of
death,' exclaimed : 'My gracious! Won't
even death stop that man's lying(
A lady wishes to know the twat Nay
of Marking table -linen. Black berry pie
i* uur choice, although a baby with a
gravy dish is highly, esteemed by many.
A lover who had gone west to snake a
home for his "bride," wrote to her: "1
have got the finest quarter-sactiou of
4 land (one hundred and fifty urea) 1 ever
put my foot down on." Bride wrote
back: "Suppose you buy another quar-
ter section, John, s, we can have a lawn
round your foot. John "made a home,"
but Birdie never was mistress of it. -
"Bub," said Tom, "which is the most
dangerous word in the English Language
to pronounce?" Don't know, unless
it's a swearing word." "No," said Tom,
"it's stumbling, because you are sure to
get a tumble between the tint and last
letter. "Ha, ha," said Bob. "Now I
have one for you. Which is the longest
word in the English Language?' "Vale-
tudinarianism," responded Tom, prompt-
ly. "No, air; it's smiles, baxauw there
is a whole mile between the first and last
letter." "Ah, that is nothing. I know
s word that has over three utiles between
its beginning and ending." "What is
that?" asked Bob faintly. "Beleaguer-
ed," exclaimed Tom, triumphantly.
BALDHEADED PEOPLE.
A baldheaded man is refined and he
always show. his skull -sure.
A good novel for bald heads to read-
" The Lost Heir."
What does a baldheaded wan .ay to
his comb l We meet to part no more.
Motto for a baldhead-Bare and fur -
bare.
However high a posittotl :t lsthilnpade d
ratan holds, he will never comb down t0
the world.
The baldheaded man nee er dyes.
What does every baldheaded man putt
on his head t }1 hat
You never saw a baldheaded roan with •
a low forehead.
HANDIWORK.
The grasp of the human race is in the
hand.
The hand of the baby with its chubbi-
ness, all dimples, but the fingers, which
wiggle aimlessly in forty seven dirrctlurs
isn't it innocent and pretty 7 And how
}nicely its wondrously -eyed owner can
spread butter with it.
The hand of the small boy, on a three
weeks' vacation from the wash basin, be-
grimmed knuckles, mourning fing(u'naila
and a rag wound round its sore thumb
This is the hand that steals cookies, jam
and other goodies one minute, and parts
the crust of a mud pie in innocent mirth
the second. We were all smmall'uoy8 once
-with perhaps a few feminiue excep-
tions-
t Thu hand of the young woman of the
day, sparkling with diamonds and other
jewels, mostly other. How its shapely
fingers run np and down the piano key-
board, and how daintily does it show its
deftness in embroidery, fancy work, etc.,
and how seldom is it found in the bread
tray or the wash -tub.
The hand of a 'nether, lovingly leading
us along the pathway of our childhood.
How gratefully we remember ita admin-
istration, even when they were heavy
and were placed where they would do the
most good.
The hand of the farmer, hard and
knotty, with knuckles like knobs, fingers
all thumbs, unused and unfit for the
&Linty oe:upations of life. It grasps the
prosperity of the cotuftry right by the
crop.
The hand of the speculator is in every
one's pocket but his own.
The hand of the intelligent compositor
swinging over his case with rapid regu-
larity, raising the complete "printer's
devil" with editorial brain -work, and
holding the editor up to the unpitying
gaze of the world as a consumate fool.
it is the worst hand played.
The hand of *marriageable young lady
always stretched forth, and jnst as you
think you have got it for life it vanishes
'Ti. well. Only a few of these species
are worth having.
The haat of an old friend, As it settles
into your 'with one long grateful Eleni.
Nothing in this world ever starts the tre-
moan ..f the nerves from the brain cen-
tre and anuses • thrill so permeating to
the will es its grasp,
ij The real pretty hand .synsmetncal in
every finger joint. make* the owner lust
vain enough to granefulls reef her face
ap..n it as often as anybody would he
likely to loo,k st it
The hand of the dear 'Id 'grandmother
Wrinkled with goodness, by age that has
mpered .ts old-time severity, ,t now ,a
t.o the wrists m hanelk+ent and kindly
ii
• f.., ,hr young kb tockr u the
v•nna enemy wh. .su• depend .r, rhe .n
,erf..eM..•. .e , f,tandetothwv • nand
ttoudeha1O !flails
Ptaaa.su OHIoee- Peel'and we them
m milk and water a few moments. put
cloves. spice. pepper and salt into your
vinegar; and boil them in brass; turn it
on your 0100111 and cover them tight.
BAKED Amar Pare and quarter and
lay totem in a skillet; sprinkle each layer
with sugar,small pieces of butter and
grated nutmeg; set tU the oven and bake.
1 thinkithis much neer than stewing.
A Nike WAY ro PR&YARB °ABRADE.
To one quart ,f chopped cabbage with
salt and pep t., taste, pour over hot
one oup of vi , • large tableepoonfu'
of sugar, cue tablespoonful of butter,
cover, and let it steam.
SQuArt1 Pier. -Buil and sift • good
dry squash, thin it with boiling milk un•
til it is about the consistency of thick
milk porridge. To every quart of this
add three eggs, two great spoonfuls of
melted butter, nutmeg (or ginger if you
prefer), and sweeten quite sweet with
sugar. Bake in a deep plate with an
undercruat.
PICKLING CABBAGE.- Take half a
dozen small red beets, boil, and when
cold chop up fine with • lush knife.
Take one large head of cabbage, chop up
the saute way, anis all together, add salt
and blr.ck pepper to your taste, • half
teaspoonful cayenne pepper, pack in a
creek, °over with good vinegar, and it
will keep for months.
INDIA Pn'ELL-Carefully follow ibis :
-Take three quarts of vinegar, quarter
pound mustard, half ounce of black
pepper, one ounce cloves, one ounce all-
spice, one ounce tumeric, one ounce gin-
ger, one ounce cayenne pepper, handful
of salt, and the same of sugar; boil for
twenty minutes. When cold put in the
vegetables, cucumbers, unions, cauli-
flower cut up small, and cover closely.
If the liquid should seem thin, buil again
and add more mustard in three wee:ke
after making.
BREAD FntrrEnrl wITH LEMON SAUCE. -
Take slices v: stale bread and cut off the
crust. making them of uniform shape.
Soak these in a custard made of one egg,
one cup "f milk, a tablespoonful of sugar,
and a little flavoring. Remove them be-
fore they get so soft ss to break, dip
each slice in n,"".d bread crumbs, thea
in beaten egg, then in bread crumbs
again, and fry to a gulden brown in Lot
lard. Fur the sauce, cream together a
cup .,f sugar and half a cup of butter,
stir in one egg, well beaten, aid the
juice and half the grated peel of one
lemon. Beat well and then stir in gradu-
ally half a cup of hot water. Set the
bowl on top of the boiling teakettle until
it thickens, stirring occasionally. T)o
not allow it to buil.
SALT RISIN° BREAD. -The night be-
fore you want to make your bread, take
a pint of sweet milk and heat 'it scalding
hot; then stir in corn meal until it is
as thick as mush; keep it by the fire at
night. The next morning take a tea-
cupful of water as hot as you can bear
your finger in it; pour it in the mush
and thicken it with flour as thick as you
can stir it, put it in a pot of water as
warm as you can hear your finger ir.
In a °hurt time it will be to the top of
your cup; then take as much water as
you wish to make your bread with, and
have it warn; thicken with flour, and
when cool enough, stir your ruing in it
it will be ready to unix in an hour or leaa
time; prix pretty stiff; grease your pans
well; also grease your bread on top, and
as soon as light enough, put it in the
oven and bake it. Don't let it stand
after it is light.
VERY SEVEr.s --A lawyer who was bad-
gering a colored witness in a District of
Columbia court by caking him if he had
not been covictud of larceny, assault and
arson, receiving a negative reply in every
case,he finally enquired: -
'Have you ever been in the penitenti-
ary?'
Yes, soh.'
Attorney smiled complacently, and re-
sumed: How many times have you been
in the penitentiary?'
'Twice, Bah.'
'Where?'
'in Baltimore, sah.'
'How long were you there the first
time?'
'About two hours, soh.'
'How long the second timet' asked the
attorney, rather crestfallen.
'An hour, sah. i went there to
white -wash a cell for a lawyer who had
robbed his client.'
JOHN AC±[ESON
'1. twirl
at dvr'ny The path few earth .a.sar'.
X6,000 worth of Now Goods
HE WILL NOT BE TJNDDRSOLD-
Isupectba of my Mammoth Stock is reepeottally Invited. Every lire complete.
1752 JOHN ACHESON, Kgaare, Goderidh.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
E_ 8z S_ DOW1-TING
Have lust received an IMMENSE STOCK of Boom and Sbots ter Fall and Winter wear, of
very choice quality and very low In prior.
We are determlosd to give our Customers the benefit of experience and capital In placing be
fo�e the every variety of Uoods in our line and at such pricer It will defy the keenest corvine
talon. Please can and examine our goods and prices whether you bqy or not.
— Custom Work receives our special attention and every (snort nude to suit and plea
our customers.
E. & J. DOWN;AO, t'rahh's Block
TO THE TRADE. LRATIej1 and FINDnsoe in any geazUty, and at lowest eriees. (1751)
The Square, - - - G-oderioh.
If You Want Good
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
CROCKERY,
GLASSWARE,
—400 TO—
D. FERGUSON'S
Hamilton Street, Opposite Bailey'e Hotel.
In addition to the °nlitiery Ilnee of the Grocery and Crockery Trr-dc- I carry a full stock of
Floor.. Meals, Pork and Cenral ProPsioll.
MY MOTTO IS,
"Fair Dealing and Moderate Prices."
coal Oil also sold. See ay Stock aad Be say }floes.
Ar Goods de'•vored to any part of the Town.
i
D. Ferguson.
•
Tile Greatest Misery aweww.
De. Kneo ,. New Dtae•ovaav for Con-
sumption is certainly thegt'eatsst• medi-
owl remedy ever placed within the reach
of suffering humanity Thousands of
once hopeless sufferers, now loudly pptt''s�
dsim their praise for this wonderful Dia-
oovery to which they owe their lives.
I Not nilly does it positively mire OM.
, snmption. hut Coughs. Colds,
rand
1 Broesehit.ia, Hay Fever Boar,eness
all affections of the Throat, Chew and
Lunge yield at ..nee to M. wonderful
curative powers as d by nee vv. do
1 not sAk you to buy s Ian* bet& NIA
you know what yen are getting. We
therefore earnestly request you b alit i
on now etrnmet. P Jordan, seed ret a
trul bottle for ten oenta wbiel, will east
vine the most skeptical 4 its wounder••
1 fel motets. and show roe what • revile
, mnr dollar sire hi -4u. will d.. Raw nolo
by R i••Man
1761
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ONE Oar THE OLDEST AND MOST RELIABLE
REMEDIES IN THE WORLD FOR
1,IE CURE OF
Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Sore
Throat, Br3nchitis, Influenza,
;roup, V/hooping Cough,
Asthma, and every
affection of the
Throat, Lungs, and Chest,
including
CONSUMPTION.
A WELL-KNOWN PHYSICIAN W(tITES.
" It does not dry wt u cough, and leave the cause
behind, as is t:. case arta w'.1 prcparalions,
but loosens it, dresses the lungs and allays im- ,
talion, that a wotisq the cause of complaint."
DO NOT lit DECEIVED by articles
bearing a sircilar name. Be sure you get DR.
W1S'l'AK'S BALSAM OF t"ILD CHERRY,
with the signsttre of " I. BUTTS " on the
carp er. 50 Cents and $1.00 a Bottle. Pre-
pared 'ry Sirn W. FowLr & Sorts, Boston,
Mass. Sold by druggists and dealers generally.
wrlc. _ V
• it
I.
A Protected Solution of the Protoxide of iron,
is •• easily digest- 1 and assimilated with the
blood as the simplest food. eP_.en the blood
dons not ontain th-• usual quantity of Iron, the
deem. -icy can ..e supplied by the use of the
PER('VIA N c'YRUP. It cures a "thalaand
ills" simply .frotnwe Pr, iteVIOO&Arum. and
Y••atrarso tine system. The enriched and
lei • zed h1 . e perw1eaten every part of the
Neil , reps iring damages and waste, s.arohin,,
OM morbid secretions, and leaving nothing for
&nem to find upon TMs I. the secret et the
wes`rf1s1 nieces. of fhb remedy in raring
Dyspepsia. 1-iver Complaint, Boils,
Dropsy, Chronic Disrrhma.
Nervous Affections. Femalk
Complaints.
And all disease. „rigindfng in • had anew .•t
the Meed, er ace.n pt"••d t ♦ debllkv .w • 1
.Lata of the trysails
OAU TIOA.—iR. mare fat crit tr. .' t
tuPIA IV f rRnP' Bela hearsedes pow
sally. P.mp►Mes twat free to soy addss.ss . I.
Sam W Powis • Sows, Proteist.�• eoa 1y.
dens A veerae Resew Wu.
OUR OFFER.
. To Intending Subecri hers
We will send TEs Hs•aon Ate,..., from wow till J-!•YI'I RE- tsa: Me
mall the Hausa. from nun 1111 Ncn \'ear'. for 15 Cutts
A distinct and peculiar
combination.
FELLOWS'
COMPOUND SYRUP OF
HYP-PHOS-PHIT S
0 E
FOR THE RELIEF AND CURE
amu.
WASTING DISEASES,
Consumption, As!hma, General Debility, Brain
Exhaustion, Const'na*ion, Chronic Diarrhoea.,
Dyspepsia, o: Lofts ..t Nervous Powe:. It is un-
equalled in the treatment of Palpitation
of the IT Aust. Trembling of the
Hands and Limbs, Lose of
Appetite, Energy or
Memory
itadawfthvigor, gentleman asd sebtletr, owing to the exquisite harmony of its
lnre.L•uts, akin t„ p:r• b.•ra1 it 'f. i • taste is pleasant, and Itietfeetsi.-r.nauent.
1:... first apparent effect ie t 1 tucrtase the appetite. 1t assists digestion, and tenses
1004 to assimilate proper'y—thus the system n nomnah'i. It alta, by iu tonic
scti,r en tho digestive organs, induces more copious and r :alar .•.0.ti,,,,.. The
r.l.i gty vorgans,er
ith which promos take on dash while under tb • 1..'aenee t.f the Syrup, of
itself indicates that no other pr •psration cm be better uirp:e.1 to l.e'p and nourish
th., constitution, and hence be more ed'iucinu iu a;1 dcpr.ssiun of s . nt shaking or
tmmbltug of the hands or body, cough, shortness of breath, or co..su,uptive habit.
The nerves' and muscles become strength -nett aid the Wood pnr:fi .1.
V.Ii.AT THF. INVENTOR, MR. -FELLOWS, HAS 'I'(I SAN' ABOUT HIS
SYRUP e.r THE 1HYP2PHOI,PiHIIES.
to the sum,uer ne 1864, 1 w.,a suddenly elf,eted Ly a c'p;ona expectoration of
:a^: n-parole:A n. Iter. 1 had been deciiniug iu health fir a,.ue menti'., and, being
ere•sslingiy n tv.,•:s, t1.. 1.ymptoros austd alarm. As my bu.ine,s was that of •
.1 •.p. using chcn:..2, ti., aiu.p Was constantly visited by u:e itcal men, all of whom
tendered their advice. During 1864 and 1865 my 42:1 At wee exuuiaed by ten first
tars physicians, Nome of whom pronu.toeed the Caw Bronchitis ; sugn•, not willing to
'°aloe alarm, or unwilling to v••Irture an-pit:iun, gsve no deci. u. ; *nue stated tiro
equivocally that 1 hal Tubereuiu D.seaot of th • Lmtgs, and iueat.'d'1the trouble
where the pale were felt. By professional advice, I us.d, in tura, horse -back emsr-
eie•, canntry life, eggs enol ale in the morning, tonin, Bourbon whiskey, cod-liver oil,
ch.:o :coy, tar, aid v .r.cus iuhalenta, but the trouble increased. F.xpector•tion be-
came more profuse and otfsoaire, Night -sweats set in. Cold chills, diarrho,ti
dyspncsa, Dough, blood -streaked ezpectorations, leas of deep, loss of appetite, leas of
memory, loss of ambition, accompanied by general prostration, showed themselves.
l; oder the microdoope the blood was found to contain but a small portion of vitalized
corpnacles; the heart's action was feeble ; the pulse intermittent : the stomach could
not digest properly, so that flatulency and acidity was the reenit. Finding the 83m:
toms indicated Consumption, I determined to use every effort to stay its progress, and,
if possible, to care it. I selected the most powerful tonics and moderators, snd com-
bined them with the vital Constituents of the human body. For months 1 ind•'.v-
ored to amalgamate them before my efforts were crowned with auroea.. I not
speak too plainly or too strongly of the Eileen produced, and the benefits 1 :• •-.
e1 from the composition.
t first my appetite:aereesed ; t'.e esp•ctoratiun became easy, digestion better ;
t1/4, nixes beea•ne agora c,pions and let, Ir epnent ; cold chills ceased ; night -sweats
lessened ; I g•ised la weight ; the hacking cough left mo ; rcfreshiug sleep returned ;
my spirits became buoyant, the mind active and vigorous. I continued taking the
Syrup month after month ; but o ming to the damp, foggy climate of St. John, my
recovery was necessarily slow, although I could observe a gradual return of strength
for three years, during which time i oontintted taking the remedy. My pres•+nt weight
is one hundrd and eighty-eight, being thirty-eight above my usual. I hav4110 symp-
tot:. ft d nttt,'dis•ase. The only no'ablesign during twelve months was the
cep cu, ati •••, '`i .w the by etopp d, and I consider rnyarlfw'll. The reader may
ask, lune d . v -u know y9Jr difficulty to have proasd d from ulcerd.d or tuheren-
lat. d la :g ? I aus.rer, In the most certain of ail modes for 11.4C01' Rifling. i.i �fa'ah
last I coughed from the tight lung a piece of PIIO.PHATE OF LiME, had t:,e ilea
of a pot, which could hay.• cone from no other place, te.d which the hibt:esta'thority
in Lung D.seases ('Laennec) states is the r•sult of tnberc'e, which has ken cured.
Added to this, I dud the leaden cnlere 1, purulent, Wood • etre tketi es; erk,ratin••, and
tits opi&on of one of the lest disInoost,cicos in th•' c.snnhy. I belie..., i h .v I. *pr.
ie: ced all the symptoms i .ei !.ant to the two first ra„,ses of Cons^.lotions sad I eve
eucces,fuily coubatte•l them, s.) tuts I do not d of aim ens, w eii•the:, is lift
sufficient lung tissue t. bu'l l ups,:,, 1 cal only eld thet,. r no r• mn'wts y ca eudets.
rim, of i i-roa•rd Fide{ woa1.1 1..'t-er , .dnc. •n to i'.• i ii 1:1is •(.1....t, 1,11 a a:.,'Te
sympathy for the pa;rConana ptivr• with olitaz i' .::`. I to • 110 icy(' it vi• anytetsiI.,.
11 tp ctfu :•,
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Ise dsr «f F. '•i .. cryo .,.. Sy; u;, of I1;,p phot,1sdu
SOLD BY ALL bfltJc' ;IS'I'S.
When Fr11'wa' Compound Syrup of lltypepitoc•phltes is r.?, • n.,l, fur
'FELLOWS' COMPOUND SYRUP,"
4ad be nr se istik4loa ie l':sbd or d6ber 4Ni.1g
artist Kitt,. p.4.
TM" t:E'i D f .11 A •A.A •s1LL 'Ott
PERRY DAVIS & SOM. & LAWRENCE,
Agents for the Dominion of Canada,
MONTREAL.
SUBSTITUTES !
er The putnnc are cautioned against a custom which
crowing quite cnmm.m of late among a certain taus
,.f medicine realer.. and which is thy. : When a.sled 1st
1 bottle of Pita- killer. they soddenly diserer lttat
thcv art "anM rat." "hat Manother article ire Ili
g!xal. if not Miter." which thew will amply at the mal
once. Ile object of this deception is transparent. These
ehttirsees are made unto sell nu the great reputation et
he L $•Ether; and being commanded of the n -is)'
and cheaoest distr. are hnwi•ht M the dealer at Aar
hn 1 what he paws for the genuine sls-Y , wldd
enables him therein,* to realise a few rents more }wok
,er lent'_ upon the Weitatignrrete k ibm ho . i. ,n y�
n �i �s±
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