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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1880-10-08, Page 34 • 4'4 '"'11 0 **1" • * • ° • 14' tit! EtON 81(NP'RTIIAV. OCTOBER 8 188() fUn dno Fang, }arm 00 ibarer' 1 ru ati orator • nectarine ow tertian* ululated si every man i thee moe u odd Irishman said Wkess el • jerk,' 0 tome I (oust nave Me al" 5,1,..Ans., 'vat ,ue. USW iiiinsliameLla giir. ;• lninghbin `to Irak pet tu ansiitake out, on tee with her • 'Did an say se hat time my dear ''' 'IN, ma am eke ooly ehe would ask you and the nuns uld hr oft hen mind that was All she It's tweet when you eat • luau to advertise he generally declines with the statement that nobody will .. o it. But ii you advertise stone httle taper of his in the news column gratis, he gets indig- nant over the certainty that everybody will see it. An impecunious fortune-hunter having been accepted by an heirees, at the wedd- ing, when that portion of the ceremony was reached where the bridegroom says: "With all wy worldly goods I thee en- dow," • spiteful relative of the bride ex- claimed. "There goes his valise ! A gray hair was espied among the raven locks of a charming young lady. "Oh, pray pull it out she exclaimed. "If I pull it out ten more will ouine to the funeral," replied the one who made the unwelcome discovery. "Pluck it out, nevertheless," said the dark haired damsel; "it's no consequence how many come to the funeral, provided they all come in black." A vendor of cheap jewellery was knocked down by an Irishman the ether night, and at once brought action against his sasailant. The defendant protested before the Court that the agent called him a liar. The latter swore positively ghat he used no offensive Iiinguage. Upon being asked to give the agent's words, the Irishman maid: -"He tried to sell me an ould ring, and I towld him it was brass. He turned around to another man and sea, `Its alloy.' " A fortune teller was arrested in Paris, and carried before the tribunal of cor- rectional polios. "You know how to read fortunes," said a man of great wit, but rather fond of a joke for a magistrate. "hdo sir replied the sorcerer. "In this clue," said the president, "you know the judgment we intend to pronounce 1" "Certainly." "What will happen to you ?" "Nothing !" "You are sure of that ?" "Yes; you will acquit me." "Aoquit you 1" "There is no doubt about it." "Whyl" "Because, sir, if it had been your intention to condemn me, you would nut have added irony to misfortune." The president, discon certed, turned to his brother judges, and the sorcerer was discharged. Essay woo bile& -A teacher asked some time ago for an essay on hens One of the pupils soon after presented him with the following:-Hensis curious animals. They don't have no nose, nor no teeth, nor no ears. They swallow their wittiest whole and chew it up in their crops inside of 'em. The outside .4 hem is generally put into pillars and and made into feather dusters. The in- side of hens is filled up with marbles and shirt buttons and sich. A hen is very K much smaller than a good many other anima/s, but they will dig up more tomato plants than anything that is not • hen. Hens are very useful to lay egp for plum pudding. Hens have got wings to fly when they are wart. I cut my Uncle William's hen's neck off with a hatchet and it scarf her to death. Hens sometimes make very fine spring chick - ens. A SATE PLACE FOR SZCL'HITIZIE -Old John Walah was a banker, and also a money -lender. Ho was accounted a greedy, close flirted old chap, yet he possessed a sort of grim, rigid, humor, which in some cases, was really funny. One day • dashing, recklese, young men of the period called upon him, "Mr. Walsh, " said he "I want to borrow five hundred.- "For how long ?" 'Six months. "What security can you give me ?" The young fellow drew himself proudly up. - • 'My own pommel security sir, he replied with a flourish Old John turned and opened 5 moue. inin chest by his side. 'Get in herr, su.' said he. The young blade looked first at the chest and then et Walsh • ot-nag for." asked hr • Because here is where . 1always keep all of my personal se marines A young. 'mart -looking Scotch clergy eras preaching m 9 orange enuntry church Fearing that tuti hair war not properly parted In the middle re per hap* that he might have a smudge on his now he quietly and significantly said to the needle, there being no mirror itt rhe cestry 'John could me get me • glass r John dtaappeared, and Liter • fee inmates returned with 'something Ander his mat, which to the astonish- ment of the clergyman, he produced in the form 4 • lemonade bottle, with • guIolf whiskey mit, saying: "ye maenad' let Ae, about it tnininier, for I got it as a great favorand 1 indite ha* got it sea If 1 hadna said it was for you •' It may be well to mention that wweug the hunt- '''. Wet orders in inweleetel "a glass" is the expression for a dram 4 tipsier. In the foregoing aneediee we as. not told whether the mimeo? or John emestuned the gill. -Chainher's Jowled. .m.•••••• a .iythuis wretch interfere. (rat. 'ie comfort (uoi health o• i. gui tl On* the nsaitty sow hart., mons winos, kept it i etna. ow green mon•uien" teed ,Lialn di) na.ltn •••,•,•• lath Lima. when kept Art t.pri.lyse! batt tresses detested. " tarts potatoes ar. 'natal it lug la moue 1 npe, anti sold or shored in a cool, dry, well ventilated tallal , nes, if 1611././ •d t.. remain i, the grotnei and tin the rebates of injury from the edema of un- lavorable weather. Use • SOWER immedately after the plow, or after the harrow has boon used onoe. This is the only proper use of the roller on fall wwn 'Lida To roll the ground after the grain is sown L. a mis- take; it gives to the surface a smooth and pleasing appearance, but it is much more inclined to cruet over; besides this, the protecting coat of snow is not heal in winter as it would be if the surfacc was left rough. Besides having the soil in proper mechanics' condition through the means mentioned above, it must be provided with a good 'supply of nienure. Cosiroermo is the art of mixing organ- ic matter, such as straw, muck, dead annuals, etc., that must undergo &seem position before they beeome available as plant foot, with inorganic nutter that will absorb and retain the valuable gases that the organic matter would otherwise let rime into the air and thus be lost. Such a mixture must be kept moi t, but not exposed to rains that would Ws: it away the valuable soluble mita. States manure and muck make an excellent beats for a compott heap, with which ashes, leached and fresh lime, weeds ((tot in s eed), waste matters, etc., can be mixed. A Peutcteut IN FRIELING. -- All 'mid beyond such amount that is properly di- gested and assimilated by the anunal is a mauve of hes to the owner, and that in two, ways: First, the food Is lust; and I second, the animal is nut kept in the best condition for getting the moat out 4 its feed -its stomach is overloaded and its digestive apparatus more or lees disar- ranged. Just inside the limits of mann- ' 'talon is the point to have in ve w itt feeding; in this way the animal will have a 'good appetite, and other things being equal, is sure to give the best returns for food consumed. There is a golden mean in feeding farm stock, which the farmer should find. SPICING AND FALL PIGS. -Pigs littered in the fall or early winter, owing to the cold weath, lack of green food, etc., sel- dom make a good start, and in many asses are eaten so soon as dropped by the voracious dams. Pigs for the great- est profit should come about the opening of spring, with its fresh grass. and warm sunshine; the can then be ready for the market by fall, and very few risks will be run. For this end sows should be bred in December or January. At one time large bogs were highly prized in the market, but now smaller ones are in de- mand, and such pork can be produced at less expense per pound than that of large hogs. Young hogs are the most profitable, born in spring and marketed in the fall. - [American Agriculturist. isseldsers Andes 1111111110. 11;:-----, 1011 NAON r , to the world tot outs, '• ' ("llolblater (lona old ail builds of Elkin I soi eruptious This Salve us guaranteed to 1 ft e Ill 8 9' nor (...n....no bettri has WO Seen fro...el voil from Su ./etA Msedi.sa1d . ,,o0o., Ifinesse, itosatahtem deeses , ma Aswan • , • Who, -1 the (Ise/idles' High Communicats.. lowtoa, Esse September little i • ADVANTAGES OF UNDER -DRAIN- ING. 1. It prevents drouth. 2. It furnishes an increased supply of atmospheric fertilizers. 3. It warns the lower portion of the soil. 4. It hastens the deoomposition of roots and other organic matter. 5. It accelerates the disintegration of the mineral matter in the soil. 6. It causes a more even distribution of nutritious matters among those parts of the soil traversed by mots. 7. It improves the mechanical texture of the soil. 8. It causes the poisonous excremen- titious matter of plants to be carried out of the reach 4 their root. 9. It prevents itrassee froni running out. le It enables in t'- deepen the .ur - face soil by removing excess of water. 11 It render. Rein tench earlier in the spnng 12 it prevents the throwing out otf grain in winter 13 It elloe. work soomsr after rani 14 Is 'Seeps .tt the Affects 4 oold weather longer an the fall lh It prevents the formation -if acetic and .the, scads which induce the go mrth nI sorrel and similar weeds its ti hastens the decay of vegetable matte' and the fines communication of the earthy part of the soil 17 ft prevents in • grew 'neasure the erapomtion of water, and the conse- quent abstracteni of heat from the soil 18 It admits fresh qualities of water from rains, etc., which are always more or Ices imbued with the fertilizing pose of the atmosphere, to be deposited among the absorbent porta of the and, and given up to the nectessines of planet 10 It peements the formition of en hard a emit en the surface, of the oral as is mistirreary nii homey lands. 90. It prevents. IL • wrest nowasure, rem and:winter greens from being win- ter killed .4iv• porton( e•tudectioi, in every tans or 11211•11ideli Prim 28 omit& pet 1 0, 14.. 'on.- bs Jordei. Godench area or Ipila*Mals s ',wog friend f inant we s mound 4 aii Amenable thirst ag., hquor that. hod hie mortise. that he was ea - able to di, any buienommi He was11Otife Ly cured by the use of Hop Bitters It alayed all Duet burning thirst. took away the appetite for ; made his nerves sten ty, and lie lu. remained a solar and steady man for more than two year's, and has no desire to return to his sups, said I know of a number 4 others that have been cured of drinking by it." -Front a leading R. IL Official, Chinigo. Illinois. hew Tee* Ne,Srr Market. la reporting the market prices for but- ter, the New York Tribune, of may 20th, said, "Choice packages to the retail trade reach 19 to 20 cents, but light colored °nods are hard to dispose a, and several Iota were thought well sold at 8 to 10 (smut. This stern logic of dollars and cents is rapidly convincing dairymen that they should use the Perfected But- ter Color made by Wella Richardson & 0o., Burlington, Vt. It gives the perfect June color the year round and dairymen that use it never send light col- ored gouda to market. TEIR DAYS OF Mussy AND NIGHTS OF UNazier endured by the sufferer from • persistent cough soon sap the vitality of the system and wreck the oonatitution. Such a catastrophe -can only be avoideld by pratautiotary measures. Prevent the climax of a cough with Northrop & Ly - man's Emulsion of Cod liver Oil and Hypophoaphites of Lime and Soda -ap- proved of in professional quarters, and which is a combination o.f the purest and most salutary ingredients in perfect amino.' harmony. Coughs, colds, aryneit's, incipient bronchitis, and other affections of the respiratory organs, are speedily millet : by it, and it haa like- wise ',loved to be a useful specific in scrofuheu. maladies. The loss of strength consequent upon being diseased is check- ed, cod the flagging physical energies restored by its invigorating action. Phosphorus, the active ioninciple of the hypophosphites, not unit supplies the ',yet.= with an important element of strength, but gives a healthful impetus to the circulation. The, limes and soda also add to vigor of the frame. In wast- ing diseases 0 all kinds, this prepare - tem an be depended upon toproduce a ber timid if is all that is necessary toi prove13. its poten: cy, either as a pulmonic or general iii- ingoraut. For poverty 4 the blood with which so many invaLdsare troubled, it is a severeip remedy, proinotinfle anion 4 both strength and a paned by Northrop & Lyman, Toronto, an- l sold by all druggista. As filenntor As Eirracv FOLLOWS CALI& so surely will diastase eventually fasten need- upon e system deficient in vital en- erey, if tonic medication is nut resorted tom time. The necessary tendency of a weak discharge of the functions 4 the body is to disorder it. o ---Invigor- Awn, prompt and thruug , is the only safeguard. N °rent o v an t of depleted phyncal energy, no restorative of lost flesh, nerve power and cheerfulness, lute nio.e clearly demonstrated its efficacy than Northrop & Loynuut'e Quinine Wine. In this pre- ' tration, associated with the salutary medicines which forms its basis, is pure sherry wine and certainaroniatie conatitu- enta which imparts an agreeable taste to the article, and gives additional emphasis to its effects. In cases of general de- bility and dyspepsia it is invaluable and the desired effect is, in the vast majority of cases, remmitably prompt as well as decisive. That good natural appetite, which gives a relish for the coersest fare, is insured by the use 4 the Quin- ine Wine, which also oonfers brain sooth- ing and body refeesting sleep. Fever and ague and bilious remittent fever, are dis- &Mee la the eradication 0 which it ia speciaJI adapt -td; but it should he used only the intervaL between the seizures. The far-reaching effecta of a good tonic, in all •Inompleints involving loss of physi- cal enemy, are well understood by physi- cians, and the ,oniprehensive influence fc- good of thin preparation upon the system goes far to beat out the profess- ional belief in the value of invigorants as opponents of disease. Be sure to ask or the"Quinine Wine" prepared byNorth- rop & Lyman, foronto. Sold by all tinigista. Wear THRY SAY CIV IT. -- A FEW FACTS FOR THR PROPLR. There are but few pre- parations of medicines which have with- stood the impartial judgment 4 the people for any great length of time. One of these is Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil. I Read the following and be oonvinced: Thomas Robinson, Farnham Centre , • writes," I have been afflicted with roeumatnim for the last ten years, and h...ve tried many remedies' without ary relief, until 1 tried Dr ThomasKclectric Oil and since then have had no attack of it I would recommend it to all .1 H Earl, Hotel Keeper, West Sheffert'. P. Q., writes, 1 have been troubled with liver complaint for several years, and have tried different medicines with little oir no benefit, until I tried Dr Themad Kelm tric Oil. which gave me immediate relief, and 1 would say Own I have tilted it sinoe with the le steffect No one should be without it I have tried it on my horse. in case of cuts. wounds. etc. and think it is equally an good fie horse as man & Maybe*, Merchant, Wark worth writes, I have sold some hun dreds of bottles' of Roleetrie Oil,and it is pronounced by the public,'one of the best medicines they have ever used;' it has done wonders in healing and telievieg pain, sore throats, etc., and is wsot:ts; of the greatest onnfidenoe." .1 Rumen. Township of Percy, writes, ' I was persuaded t4' try Dr. Themes' Rene- tric Oil for. laine knee which troubled nee f.w three or fo .r years, and 1 newer found anything like it for curing lame - sem. it is &pest public benefit. " Beware of Imitations. AO for Dr Thomm• Releceric Oil See that Ole .48 N Thomas is on the wrapper, and the names of Norther & Lyman are blown in the bottle*, and take no other Sold by all mangier.* dealers Prim Is eta NORTHROP & LYM A N, Toronto, Ont., Prerelease+ for the Heeninton Nom -ffeleetrie-Beiected and Klee tented • •' Orr LA ACM **tortilla s allitssta.1.31 HOP BITTERS. Maillsese, Ines a n risk, CONTnt Dia niers. auvuu, BILANDRAMS, DANDELION. men Prig*? alrD liner HanweEQT T1 se o414. arena litres:wt. 'riiiiv cuiti 1 Diseeime of the 111.0111setb, Rowels, Bio..4 Liver, Kidatys, and Urinary Organs, Net voustiesevmee. lessessasnd especially Complatnia. 81000 IN COLD. bet geld for a ease tbey will Dot mire or hdp, sr 1 or anything Impure of Wert.. found la them. AM yew erustaist tor Holt Bitters sad try them before you sleep. Take as Other. • D.I. C 55 sbeelste and irresistible care to seen rem czacetea. &ewe esti by Mew tne.1=iwtar, N. 1..1 Twee., net Pond's Extract Subducs hutanstnatials, Controls all Ilt-naorrh open, Acute and Chronic, Venous and Mucous The Wonder of Healing. HEYWOOD SMITH, M. D., M. I.. it.. We.. sea. we.. of the Hospital fur Women in Soho nem e, London, wraing Z.) " The Laiieet,* under date of Amtud 313. 10:L. at "PONIR hitt:est is a goud prepftrutum. have used It toe some tows nen io Moen minims) .wisth marked benefit L. .sseos et passive uterine hensorrloge." POND'S EXTRACT. THE YAGIPFABLI PAIN DISTROYER. DR. AR.THITR, GUINNESS, F. R. C. 8.. of Keened, we: -1. have prescribed CON1114 EXTRACT for Hemorrhages- of different kinds. for Jklemorrhoies, and for affections of tae eves, and also Rhein:mile inflammatory swelling of the Joints, with great SUCCe/18." Also supported by the following able Tilly. sician.s ; POND'S EXTRACT. HRALING-COMFORTING. DR. HERING, a physician of national reputation. says: "This medicine comprises the virtues of Aconite and „Arnica, and con- tains a tonic property which renders It im- mensely superior to both." POND'S EXTRACT. A RENOWNED MEDICINE. DR. A. E. SUMNER, of Brooklyn, N. Y.. writes in the Medical Union: "Out of 139 eases of Egyptian Ophthalmia (disease of the eye), 130 eases were cured by POND'S EXTRACT." POND'S EXTRACT. USED ONCE -USED ALWAYS. DR. H. G. PRESTON, 4 Brooklyn, N. Y.: "I know of no remedy so generally use- ful in a family." CAUTION. POND'S EXTRACT is sold only in bottles Wth the name blown in the glass. and our landscape trade -mark On buff wrapper. tilr 11 1. unsafe to use other articles with our directions. Insist on having POND'S EX- TRA CT. Refuse alt imitations and substitutes. Prices of POND'S EXTRACT, 50c., $1.00 & 1175 POND'S EXTRACT CO., 14 West 14th Street, New York. Sold Ds all Druggists. The "ONLY" LOH PAW! Inassectered by the r"11. - "only+, tai Pad Gee Reatelt. Melia Absolutely cures Asthma, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Hay Fever. all Throat and Lang diseases, relieves and muss Consaseptios. A trial of this excellent remedy costs you AO more than new VISIT reow _rye_ NIIIIICtan, to sag nothing of Prescriptions The fait that disease MI be cured by AaSoarTIOn establ•shed The LUN, PAO C*113Int the e.I.Iludim • t1.• research of some of the hem newitsal •tiii- seal writers in the world. and ones c ruts druggists throughout the Dominion, fl HASWELL & Cs) 116 and 130 McGill ittreet, Montreal P. General Agents for rho Dominion. Cut Ptvg Is the bast pipe genii% tobacco row Isweedreriel into Carwtfa. 9, 1. wool. Iron the boo rolicood Awe Ihrtfit Vwfyinio Loot (7*, oa* koffroor weifeE fess lirewere4,sew* reefs mow,' Moo -Peer* meat,. -.0011wilmnid is Omiedla *ter it roor.pflo ) SAP Nflf h..dyn is :1:ezteev .pate 441 wooly packed le ft %paid &aim ks plots 4 the Ditweiwkies bifeawbeeneall ran GLOSS TOMCOD 00 . linessee ONE M. Naomi, The Estate of R. B. SMITIZ. Mat Having teemed from my personal friend, the Hon. Alt Lander Mec ale, who has lete:y paved through your town, that you keep TEE Litman AND Ham* /POCK OF DRY GOODS IN GODZILICH, and that you sell very (limp, I wish to arrangements with you to 'supply the men working, on the C. P. R. R. They will require piles 4 Shirts and Drawers, alas) Over-coate, Tweeds, Cloths, Flame' and Cotton Shirting*, Socks, Mitts, Hats, Caps, and a regular supply 44 nice fresh Groceries. I learn with deep regret that you still have a large number of Reformers ie that section of Canada, and its I know they are wonderful people for cheap goods. 1 fear that even the N. P. won't prevent them from buying you out before my re- turn -but be sure to keep plenty of the above goods for me, and when I get back from Ottawa I will make it all 0. K. I renetin, your friend, 1731 JOHN .4. Miss J. Stewart, Millinec,Dress Maker, THE SQUARE, GODERICH. (.iPs.'S 02-75, ..starr $5_50, AND AT 0111.310. t1es, AT 63-75, M6-50, $4.50, AT 07-50, Id- HOSIERY, OF MITCHELL MANUFATURE, for Ladies' and Children. Appr.,:itices Waothod. 1754) . MISS STEWART. Chas. A. Nairn DEALER IN 1 Pine Groceries and. Provisions, Crockery, Cilaseware and China, Having purchased the busineaa of Mr. HENRY Holtrox, is now prepared to supply all old customers and as many new ones as may favor him with their patr 'nage. AN INSPECTION SOLICITED. NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS, NA-1111NT, 1752. Cor. of Hamilton Street and Market .pare: Daniel Gordon, 111111°I-Mgker 111111Cri3iCr... 0/deat the ((Jitney, and fargest Stock th i.•0 side of LVIldott PARLOR Sumas, BED-ROou SCITSM, SIDE -BOARDS, EASY CHAIRS, LOUNGES, ETC., ETc. Cash Buyers will dnd it to their advantage to see my stock if they need a good article at a clove price. D. GORDON, West Street, near Post Office, Goderioh. THE WEEKLY GLOBE, F'01:?, 1881......,,,. iffiE VONARCII OF THE WEEKLIES. The Largest! The Cheapest! 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