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1 ru ati orator • nectarine ow tertian*
ululated si every man i thee moe u
odd Irishman said Wkess el • jerk,'
0 tome I (oust nave Me al"
5,1,..Ans., 'vat ,ue. USW iiiinsliameLla giir. ;•
lninghbin `to Irak pet tu ansiitake
out, on tee with her • 'Did an say se
hat time my dear ''' 'IN, ma am eke
ooly ehe would ask you and the
nuns uld hr oft hen mind that was
All she
It's tweet when you eat • luau to
advertise he generally declines with the
statement that nobody will .. o it. But
ii you advertise stone httle taper of his in
the news column gratis, he gets indig-
nant over the certainty that everybody
will see it.
An impecunious fortune-hunter having
been accepted by an heirees, at the wedd-
ing, when that portion of the ceremony
was reached where the bridegroom says:
"With all wy worldly goods I thee en-
dow," • spiteful relative of the bride ex-
claimed. "There goes his valise !
A gray hair was espied among the
raven locks of a charming young lady.
"Oh, pray pull it out she exclaimed.
"If I pull it out ten more will ouine to
the funeral," replied the one who made
the unwelcome discovery. "Pluck it
out, nevertheless," said the dark haired
damsel; "it's no consequence how many
come to the funeral, provided they all
come in black."
A vendor of cheap jewellery was
knocked down by an Irishman the ether
night, and at once brought action against
his sasailant. The defendant protested
before the Court that the agent called
him a liar. The latter swore positively
ghat he used no offensive Iiinguage.
Upon being asked to give the agent's
words, the Irishman maid: -"He tried to
sell me an ould ring, and I towld him it
was brass. He turned around to another
man and sea, `Its alloy.' "
A fortune teller was arrested in Paris,
and carried before the tribunal of cor-
rectional polios. "You know how to
read fortunes," said a man of great wit,
but rather fond of a joke for a magistrate.
"hdo sir replied the sorcerer. "In this
clue," said the president, "you know
the judgment we intend to pronounce 1"
"Certainly." "What will happen to
you ?" "Nothing !" "You are sure of
that ?" "Yes; you will acquit me."
"Aoquit you 1" "There is no doubt
about it." "Whyl" "Because, sir, if
it had been your intention to condemn
me, you would nut have added irony to
misfortune." The president, discon
certed, turned to his brother judges, and
the sorcerer was discharged.
Essay woo bile& -A teacher asked
some time ago for an essay on hens
One of the pupils soon after presented
him with the following:-Hensis curious
animals. They don't have no nose, nor
no teeth, nor no ears. They swallow
their wittiest whole and chew it up in
their crops inside of 'em. The outside
.4 hem is generally put into pillars and
and made into feather dusters. The in-
side of hens is filled up with marbles and
shirt buttons and sich. A hen is very
K much smaller than a good many other
anima/s, but they will dig up more
tomato plants than anything that is not
• hen. Hens are very useful to lay egp
for plum pudding. Hens have got wings
to fly when they are wart. I cut my
Uncle William's hen's neck off with a
hatchet and it scarf her to death. Hens
sometimes make very fine spring chick -
ens.
A SATE PLACE FOR SZCL'HITIZIE -Old
John Walah was a banker, and also a
money -lender. Ho was accounted a
greedy, close flirted old chap, yet he
possessed a sort of grim, rigid, humor,
which in some cases, was really funny.
One day • dashing, recklese, young men
of the period called upon him, "Mr.
Walsh, " said he "I want to borrow five
hundred.- "For how long ?" 'Six
months. "What security can you give
me ?" The young fellow drew himself
proudly up. - • 'My own pommel security
sir, he replied with a flourish Old
John turned and opened 5 moue. inin
chest by his side. 'Get in herr, su.'
said he. The young blade looked first
at the chest and then et Walsh • ot-nag
for." asked hr • Because here is where .
1always keep all of my personal se
marines
A young. 'mart -looking Scotch clergy
eras preaching m 9 orange enuntry
church Fearing that tuti hair war not
properly parted In the middle re per
hap* that he might have a smudge on his
now he quietly and significantly said to
the needle, there being no mirror itt rhe
cestry 'John could me get me •
glass r John dtaappeared, and Liter •
fee inmates returned with 'something
Ander his mat, which to the astonish-
ment of the clergyman, he produced in
the form 4 • lemonade bottle, with •
guIolf whiskey mit, saying: "ye maenad'
let Ae, about it tnininier, for I got it as a
great favorand 1 indite ha* got it sea
If 1 hadna said it was for you •' It may
be well to mention that wweug the hunt-
'''. Wet orders in inweleetel "a glass" is the
expression for a dram 4 tipsier. In the
foregoing aneediee we as. not told
whether the mimeo? or John emestuned
the gill. -Chainher's Jowled.
.m.••••••
a .iythuis wretch interfere. (rat. 'ie
comfort (uoi health o• i. gui tl On*
the nsaitty sow
hart., mons winos, kept it i etna. ow
green mon•uien" teed ,Lialn di) na.ltn •••,•,••
lath Lima. when kept Art t.pri.lyse! batt
tresses detested.
" tarts potatoes ar. 'natal it lug la
moue 1 npe, anti sold or shored in a cool,
dry, well ventilated tallal , nes, if 1611././
•d t.. remain i, the grotnei and tin the
rebates of injury from the edema of un-
lavorable weather.
Use • SOWER immedately after the
plow, or after the harrow has boon used
onoe. This is the only proper use of the
roller on fall wwn 'Lida To roll the
ground after the grain is sown L. a mis-
take; it gives to the surface a smooth
and pleasing appearance, but it is much
more inclined to cruet over; besides this,
the protecting coat of snow is not heal
in winter as it would be if the surfacc
was left rough. Besides having the
soil in proper mechanics' condition
through the means mentioned above, it
must be provided with a good 'supply of
nienure.
Cosiroermo is the art of mixing organ-
ic matter, such as straw, muck, dead
annuals, etc., that must undergo &seem
position before they beeome available as
plant foot, with inorganic nutter that
will absorb and retain the valuable gases
that the organic matter would otherwise
let rime into the air and thus be lost.
Such a mixture must be kept moi t, but
not exposed to rains that would Ws: it
away the valuable soluble mita. States
manure and muck make an excellent
beats for a compott heap, with which
ashes, leached and fresh lime, weeds ((tot
in s eed), waste matters, etc., can be
mixed.
A Peutcteut IN FRIELING. -- All 'mid
beyond such amount that is properly di-
gested and assimilated by the anunal is
a mauve of hes to the owner, and that in
two, ways: First, the food Is lust; and I
second, the animal is nut kept in the best
condition for getting the moat out 4 its
feed -its stomach is overloaded and its
digestive apparatus more or lees disar-
ranged. Just inside the limits of mann- '
'talon is the point to have in ve w itt
feeding; in this way the animal will have
a 'good appetite, and other things being
equal, is sure to give the best returns for
food consumed. There is a golden mean
in feeding farm stock, which the farmer
should find.
SPICING AND FALL PIGS. -Pigs littered
in the fall or early winter, owing to the
cold weath, lack of green food, etc., sel-
dom make a good start, and in many
asses are eaten so soon as dropped by
the voracious dams. Pigs for the great-
est profit should come about the opening
of spring, with its fresh grass. and warm
sunshine; the can then be ready for the
market by fall, and very few risks will
be run. For this end sows should be
bred in December or January. At one
time large bogs were highly prized in the
market, but now smaller ones are in de-
mand, and such pork can be produced
at less expense per pound than that of
large hogs. Young hogs are the most
profitable, born in spring and marketed
in the fall. - [American Agriculturist.
isseldsers Andes 1111111110. 11;:-----, 1011 NAON
r ,
to the world tot outs, '•
' ("llolblater (lona old ail builds of Elkin I
soi
eruptious This Salve us guaranteed to 1 ft e Ill 8
9'
nor (...n....no bettri has WO Seen fro...el voil from Su ./etA Msedi.sa1d . ,,o0o.,
Ifinesse, itosatahtem deeses , ma Aswan • ,
• Who, -1 the (Ise/idles' High Communicats..
lowtoa, Esse September little i
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ADVANTAGES OF UNDER -DRAIN-
ING.
1. It prevents drouth.
2. It furnishes an increased supply of
atmospheric fertilizers.
3. It warns the lower portion of the
soil.
4. It hastens the deoomposition of
roots and other organic matter.
5. It accelerates the disintegration of
the mineral matter in the soil.
6. It causes a more even distribution
of nutritious matters among those parts
of the soil traversed by mots.
7. It improves the mechanical texture
of the soil.
8. It causes the poisonous excremen-
titious matter of plants to be carried out
of the reach 4 their root.
9. It prevents itrassee froni running
out.
le It enables in t'- deepen the .ur -
face soil by removing excess of water.
11 It render. Rein tench earlier in
the spnng
12 it prevents the throwing out otf
grain in winter
13 It elloe. work soomsr after
rani
14 Is 'Seeps .tt the Affects 4 oold
weather longer an the fall
lh It prevents the formation -if
acetic and .the, scads which induce the
go mrth nI sorrel and similar weeds
its ti hastens the decay of vegetable
matte' and the fines communication of
the earthy part of the soil
17 ft prevents in • grew 'neasure
the erapomtion of water, and the conse-
quent abstracteni of heat from the soil
18 It admits fresh qualities of water
from rains, etc., which are always more
or Ices imbued with the fertilizing pose
of the atmosphere, to be deposited
among the absorbent porta of the and,
and given up to the nectessines of planet
10 It peements the formition of en
hard a emit en the surface, of the oral as
is mistirreary nii homey lands.
90. It prevents. IL • wrest nowasure,
rem and:winter greens from being win-
ter killed
.4iv• porton( e•tudectioi, in every tans or
11211•11ideli Prim 28 omit& pet
1 0, 14.. 'on.- bs Jordei. Godench
area or Ipila*Mals
s ',wog friend f inant we s mound 4
aii Amenable thirst ag., hquor that. hod
hie mortise. that he was ea -
able to di, any buienommi He was11Otife
Ly cured by the use of Hop Bitters It
alayed all Duet burning thirst. took
away the appetite for ; made his
nerves sten ty, and lie lu. remained a
solar and steady man for more than two
year's, and has no desire to return to his
sups, said I know of a number 4 others
that have been cured of drinking by it."
-Front a leading R. IL Official, Chinigo.
Illinois.
hew Tee* Ne,Srr Market.
la reporting the market prices for but-
ter, the New York Tribune, of may 20th,
said, "Choice packages to the retail trade
reach 19 to 20 cents, but light colored
°nods are hard to dispose a, and several
Iota were thought well sold at 8 to 10
(smut. This stern logic of dollars and
cents is rapidly convincing dairymen
that they should use the Perfected But-
ter Color made by Wella Richardson
& 0o., Burlington, Vt. It gives the
perfect June color the year round and
dairymen that use it never send light col-
ored gouda to market.
TEIR DAYS OF Mussy AND NIGHTS OF
UNazier endured by the sufferer from •
persistent cough soon sap the vitality of
the system and wreck the oonatitution.
Such a catastrophe -can only be avoideld
by pratautiotary measures. Prevent the
climax of a cough with Northrop & Ly -
man's Emulsion of Cod liver Oil and
Hypophoaphites of Lime and Soda -ap-
proved of in professional quarters, and
which is a combination o.f the purest
and most salutary ingredients in perfect
amino.' harmony. Coughs, colds,
aryneit's, incipient bronchitis, and other
affections of the respiratory organs, are
speedily millet : by it, and it haa like-
wise ',loved to be a useful specific in
scrofuheu. maladies. The loss of strength
consequent upon being diseased is check-
ed, cod the flagging physical energies
restored by its invigorating action.
Phosphorus, the active ioninciple of the
hypophosphites, not unit supplies the
',yet.= with an important element of
strength, but gives a healthful impetus
to the circulation. The, limes and soda
also add to vigor of the frame. In wast-
ing diseases 0 all kinds, this prepare -
tem an be depended upon toproduce a
ber timid if
is all that is necessary toi prove13. its poten:
cy, either as a pulmonic or general iii-
ingoraut. For poverty 4 the blood with
which so many invaLdsare troubled, it is
a severeip remedy, proinotinfle
anion 4 both strength and a
paned by Northrop & Lyman, Toronto,
an- l sold by all druggista.
As filenntor As Eirracv FOLLOWS CALI&
so surely will diastase eventually fasten
need- upon e system deficient in vital en-
erey, if tonic medication is nut resorted
tom time. The necessary tendency of a
weak discharge of the functions 4 the
body is to disorder it. o ---Invigor-
Awn, prompt and thruug , is the only
safeguard. N °rent o v an t of depleted phyncal
energy, no restorative of lost flesh, nerve
power and cheerfulness, lute nio.e clearly
demonstrated its efficacy than Northrop
& Loynuut'e Quinine Wine. In this pre-
' tration, associated with the salutary
medicines which forms its basis, is pure
sherry wine and certainaroniatie conatitu-
enta which imparts an agreeable taste to
the article, and gives additional emphasis
to its effects. In cases of general de-
bility and dyspepsia it is invaluable and
the desired effect is, in the vast majority
of cases, remmitably prompt as well as
decisive. That good natural appetite,
which gives a relish for the coersest
fare, is insured by the use 4 the Quin-
ine Wine, which also oonfers brain sooth-
ing and body refeesting sleep. Fever and
ague and bilious remittent fever, are dis-
&Mee la the eradication 0 which it ia
speciaJI adapt -td; but it should he used
only the intervaL between the seizures.
The far-reaching effecta of a good tonic,
in all •Inompleints involving loss of physi-
cal enemy, are well understood by physi-
cians, and the ,oniprehensive influence
fc- good of thin preparation upon the
system goes far to beat out the profess-
ional belief in the value of invigorants
as opponents of disease. Be sure to ask
or the"Quinine Wine" prepared byNorth-
rop & Lyman, foronto. Sold by all
tinigista.
Wear THRY SAY CIV IT. -- A FEW FACTS
FOR THR PROPLR. There are but few pre-
parations of medicines which have with-
stood the impartial judgment 4 the
people for any great length of time. One
of these is Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil. I
Read the following and be oonvinced:
Thomas Robinson, Farnham Centre
, • writes," I have been afflicted with
roeumatnim for the last ten years, and
h...ve tried many remedies' without ary
relief, until 1 tried Dr ThomasKclectric
Oil and since then have had no attack of
it I would recommend it to all .1
H Earl, Hotel Keeper, West Sheffert'.
P. Q., writes, 1 have been troubled with
liver complaint for several years, and have
tried different medicines with little oir no
benefit, until I tried Dr Themad Kelm
tric Oil. which gave me immediate relief,
and 1 would say Own I have tilted it
sinoe with the le steffect No one should
be without it I have tried it on my
horse. in case of cuts. wounds. etc. and
think it is equally an good fie horse as
man & Maybe*, Merchant, Wark
worth writes, I have sold some hun
dreds of bottles' of Roleetrie Oil,and it is
pronounced by the public,'one of the best
medicines they have ever used;' it has
done wonders in healing and telievieg
pain, sore throats, etc., and is wsot:ts;
of the greatest onnfidenoe." .1
Rumen. Township of Percy, writes, ' I
was persuaded t4' try Dr. Themes' Rene-
tric Oil for. laine knee which troubled
nee f.w three or fo .r years, and 1 newer
found anything like it for curing lame -
sem. it is &pest public benefit. "
Beware of Imitations. AO for Dr
Thomm• Releceric Oil See that Ole
.48 N Thomas is on the wrapper,
and the names of Norther & Lyman are
blown in the bottle*, and take no other
Sold by all mangier.* dealers Prim Is
eta NORTHROP & LYM A N, Toronto,
Ont., Prerelease+ for the Heeninton
Nom -ffeleetrie-Beiected and Klee
tented
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Orr LA ACM **tortilla s allitssta.1.31
HOP BITTERS.
Maillsese, Ines a n risk,
CONTnt Dia
niers. auvuu, BILANDRAMS,
DANDELION.
men Prig*? alrD liner HanweEQT
T1 se o414. arena litres:wt.
'riiiiv cuiti
1 Diseeime of the 111.0111setb, Rowels, Bio..4
Liver, Kidatys, and Urinary Organs, Net
voustiesevmee. lessessasnd especially
Complatnia.
81000 IN COLD.
bet geld for a ease tbey will Dot mire or
hdp, sr 1 or anything Impure of Wert..
found la them.
AM yew erustaist tor Holt Bitters sad try
them before you sleep. Take as Other.
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D.I. C 55 sbeelste and irresistible care to
seen rem czacetea.
&ewe esti by
Mew tne.1=iwtar, N. 1..1 Twee., net
Pond's Extract
Subducs hutanstnatials, Controls all Ilt-naorrh
open, Acute and Chronic, Venous and Mucous
The Wonder of Healing.
HEYWOOD SMITH, M. D., M. I..
it.. We.. sea. we.. of the Hospital fur Women
in Soho nem e, London, wraing Z.) " The
Laiieet,* under date of Amtud 313. 10:L. at
"PONIR hitt:est is a goud prepftrutum.
have used It toe some tows nen io Moen
minims) .wisth marked benefit L. .sseos et
passive uterine hensorrloge."
POND'S EXTRACT.
THE YAGIPFABLI PAIN DISTROYER.
DR. AR.THITR, GUINNESS, F. R. C.
8.. of Keened, we: -1. have prescribed
CON1114 EXTRACT for Hemorrhages- of
different kinds. for Jklemorrhoies, and for
affections of tae eves, and also Rhein:mile
inflammatory swelling of the Joints, with
great SUCCe/18."
Also supported by the following able Tilly.
sician.s ;
POND'S EXTRACT.
HRALING-COMFORTING.
DR. HERING, a physician of national
reputation. says: "This medicine comprises
the virtues of Aconite and „Arnica, and con-
tains a tonic property which renders It im-
mensely superior to both."
POND'S EXTRACT.
A RENOWNED MEDICINE.
DR. A. E. SUMNER, of Brooklyn, N.
Y.. writes in the Medical Union: "Out of
139 eases of Egyptian Ophthalmia (disease of
the eye), 130 eases were cured by POND'S
EXTRACT."
POND'S EXTRACT.
USED ONCE -USED ALWAYS.
DR. H. G. PRESTON, 4 Brooklyn, N.
Y.: "I know of no remedy so generally use-
ful in a family."
CAUTION.
POND'S EXTRACT is sold only in bottles
Wth the name blown in the glass. and our
landscape trade -mark On buff wrapper.
tilr 11 1. unsafe to use other articles with our
directions. Insist on having POND'S EX-
TRA CT. Refuse alt imitations and substitutes.
Prices of POND'S EXTRACT, 50c., $1.00 & 1175
POND'S EXTRACT CO.,
14 West 14th Street, New York.
Sold Ds all Druggists.
The "ONLY" LOH PAW!
Inassectered by the r"11. -
"only+, tai Pad Gee Reatelt. Melia
Absolutely cures Asthma, Bronchitis,
Catarrh, Hay Fever. all Throat and Lang
diseases, relieves and muss Consaseptios.
A trial of this excellent remedy costs you AO
more than new VISIT reow _rye_ NIIIIICtan, to sag
nothing of Prescriptions The fait that disease MI
be cured by AaSoarTIOn establ•shed The
LUN, PAO C*113Int the e.I.Iludim • t1.•
research of some of the hem newitsal •tiii- seal
writers in the world. and ones c ruts
druggists throughout the Dominion,
fl HASWELL & Cs)
116 and 130 McGill ittreet, Montreal P.
General Agents for rho Dominion.
Cut Ptvg Is the bast pipe genii% tobacco row
Isweedreriel into Carwtfa. 9, 1. wool. Iron the boo
rolicood Awe Ihrtfit Vwfyinio Loot (7*, oa*
koffroor weifeE fess lirewere4,sew* reefs mow,'
Moo -Peer* meat,. -.0011wilmnid is Omiedla
*ter it roor.pflo )
SAP Nflf
h..dyn is :1:ezteev .pate 441 wooly packed le
ft %paid &aim ks plots
4 the Ditweiwkies
bifeawbeeneall
ran GLOSS TOMCOD 00 . linessee ONE
M. Naomi,
The Estate of R. B. SMITIZ.
Mat
Having teemed from my personal friend, the Hon. Alt Lander Mec
ale, who has lete:y paved through your town, that you keep TEE Litman AND Ham*
/POCK OF DRY GOODS IN GODZILICH, and that you sell very (limp, I wish to
arrangements with you to 'supply the men working, on the C. P. R. R. They will
require piles 4 Shirts and Drawers, alas) Over-coate, Tweeds, Cloths, Flame' and
Cotton Shirting*, Socks, Mitts, Hats, Caps, and a regular supply 44 nice fresh
Groceries.
I learn with deep regret that you still have a large number of Reformers ie
that section of Canada, and its I know they are wonderful people for cheap goods. 1
fear that even the N. P. won't prevent them from buying you out before my re-
turn -but be sure to keep plenty of the above goods for me, and when I get back
from Ottawa I will make it all 0. K.
I renetin, your friend,
1731
JOHN .4.
Miss J. Stewart,
Millinec,Dress Maker,
THE SQUARE, GODERICH.
(.iPs.'S 02-75,
..starr $5_50,
AND AT 0111.310. t1es,
AT 63-75,
M6-50,
$4.50,
AT 07-50,
Id- HOSIERY, OF MITCHELL MANUFATURE, for Ladies' and Children.
Appr.,:itices Waothod. 1754) . MISS STEWART.
Chas. A. Nairn
DEALER IN
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Pine Groceries and. Provisions,
Crockery, Cilaseware and China,
Having purchased the busineaa of Mr. HENRY Holtrox, is now prepared to supply
all old customers and as many new ones as may favor him with their patr 'nage.
AN INSPECTION SOLICITED. NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS,
NA-1111NT,
1752. Cor. of Hamilton Street and Market .pare:
Daniel Gordon,
111111°I-Mgker 111111Cri3iCr...
0/deat the ((Jitney, and fargest Stock th i.•0 side of LVIldott
PARLOR Sumas,
BED-ROou SCITSM,
SIDE -BOARDS,
EASY CHAIRS,
LOUNGES, ETC., ETc.
Cash Buyers will dnd it to their advantage to see my stock if they need a good article at a
clove price.
D. GORDON, West Street, near Post Office, Goderioh.
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