The Brussels Post, 1962-02-15, Page 3Hor$e Open Sleigh
Wont Work, Not Fun
After another Christmas season.
'in which the non-christmas m-
ole of "Jingle Bells" was foiSted
'Upon us generally as a fine old
earol, It is philosophically pleas-
ant to wonder what Jingle. Bells
can possibly mean to a jingleless
population, anyway, Why does
Jingle Bells appeal to us in this
horseless era of jingling ignor-
ance?
For something that was never
any fun to begin with, the sleigh-
ride has a strange hold on: the
people, It is thoroughly improb-
able that dashing though the
snow in a One-horseopen slei'q t,
would ever beeeme tradltionallt,
popular, even vieariettSIY, and it'
is certainly abStud to find a eOok
about it hoiSthigh Saito the 000 4';
gory of holiday music, Yet, there
it is, and it is so,
Bells, as attached to the winter
harnesses of horses, were suppos-
,,ed to be a warning devieq,::
Wheels on wagons clattered and
bumped, and hoofs of horses.;
pounded the hard highwayi PI*
when snow fell these
sounds were muted, and bells had
to be attached to warn folks of
your coming, If this is true then
we have: the intLlectkial
assume,.. oghspn .
gong on •trouti,V Or had ,1#'';
same beceih '
Christroai nigsi,eitodited*:ir ,
body 1,01i6r6dif ndu
pleasures oft sleighing the. oddsX
would be abOot the same...2
I would like to take alrinem.;.:'
bers of the-musicians' unied fora ,
nice old-tiMe 'ride in a set-over
pang, o'er the fields we'd go,
laughing the way. The set-
over pang was a realistic answer
to somethigg the song-pluggers
wouldn't know about—it permit-
ted you to =pass with some sem-
blance of eaie over roads' that
were owiTed. by :teams.
was incidental,
for the business of the country-
side was cendUcted on double
runners - hitched
horses. Never, by any stretch of
the fancy, did a sleigh ride over
a country road.? erktailffriVelity
with dash, zip, verve and hooraw,
Ti 'you :daringly touched the horse
up, throwing caution ,..te the,
winds, you would rotnid a bend
and meet a logging rig loaded
high with tour-to five-thousand
feet and a driver on top. who
couldn't care less. The sleigh
turned out, and,at high speed or
low speed it usually lipped OYer.,
Then the bell's 'on Bob-tlil Fang,'
for Bob-tail uthally took fright
and ran away,
The set-over pang had its
whiffletree and .cleyis errenge,d,
so the horse,: 'could Walk in " orie
of the team paths, but the* sleigh
would track with the logging
ruts. It was cleverly pondered
and built, but the advantage it
had for straigliit going, was „e dis-
advantage when you tried to CUrn
out, The hork made out fine,
but the runners of the sleigh now
responded on the bias, and with
Your horse sensibly, trying to get
out of the way 'of tivo" approach-
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LESSON
O. v" 1OOld better' on the looks,
but. Secretary Freeman Nolo
more accurate system of •account-
tog. (The storage bill for fiscal
1.001 came to $4(4,000,,000.)
But no matter how you figure
it, the total spent for price-sup-
porting farm commodities, and
resulting surphres, seems .00r.
bitant. White House economists,
riding herd 0.11 the budget, are
said to be disturbed over these
billions being poured into the
farm program and hopeful that
somehow the figure can be pared
down.
ICY TREAT Curtis Schuh,
2, goes to work an oversize
icicle.;
WHERE TN. A WHEEL .—A Minneapolis industrial
design class assignment: Design a locomotion device to move
a rider across 150 yards of ice, cost not to exceed $2.50.
.CCUTAhlberg came up An old wicker rocking chair
':.mounted on wide, four-f4:5ot 'wheels that revolve by pulling
crtciSh -card Ahlberg-Prove-S: it. works by taking himself for c
trial run On 'Lake Harriet, Minn.
Mushrooms Need
ci "White Thumb"
One business you won't find
on every earner is that of rais-
ing mushrooms for the whole-
sale market, It is true that
Americans have eaten them for
many generations, but originally
they ate wild mushrooms gather-
ed in the fields, Mushroom cul-
ture started in this country about
OM The growth has been slow,
The. ancient Greeks, Egyptians;
and', romans knew mushrooms
and:Tegerded them as a delicacy.
The;Romans called them "food
for the gods," But it was not un-
til around 1700 that they were
produced •in any quantity in Eu-
rope, Louis XIV at this time en-
couraged their growing,. The
French, since. theo, have. been
foremost in producing theme ui-
ing eaves and wrries around
Paris in whiCh to cultival?fhene,
Most American mus hr o o m
farmers 'construct special build-
ings designed to produce great
quantities and providing the ex-
- act growing conditions mush-
rooms demand,
They are harvested, placed in
baskets, and trucked to the- pack-
ing plant, Girls in the plant
examine them for imperfections;
separate. according to size; box;
weigh 'and seal :the container.
They then are placed on the
shelves of the retail markets.
The grower of mushrooms
needs •a 'white thumb" instead
of a green one. The Mushroom
does not behave like green plants
which absorb carbon dioxide and
release waste oxygen. They in-
stead "breathe" oxygen and ex-
hale carbon dioxide, They have
no chlorophyll. This lack of
green coloring matter makes
their white,
The growing houses are dark.
The mushroom farmer wears a
miner's lamp. That is the only
light the mushroom has.
Growers scoff at the phrase
"grew like a rdeShrobin, over-
night." Menths."of preparation
and cultivation are required be-
fore pickers can take off the first
crop.
Just What Are Those
Piostip Bombs?
The, French language has ac,,,
quired several Ominous new
words from the plastic bombs
that rock Paris every night. The,
men who plant the •explosives ace
plastiqueurs," and what hap-
pens to the victim is called be-
leg “Plastic06." But what exactly,'
is this .dcadly "plastic?"-
Developed daring World War
II by the tr,S. Army, which air-
dropped quantities to French re-
sistance fighters, the standard
plastic explosive is a puttylike
mixture of 'TNT end hexogen,
though French terrorists also use
several Other materials, such ..aa,
a mixtUre of nitroglycerine and:.
nitreeellulose; It's light brown ht
coley: and .'sMells, .slightly
tear apart, Si normally comes in .•
slabs about 8 inches long, 2 inches
wide, and 1 inch thick, and such
a chunk is about right for blow-
ing an apartment to bits,
The plastic bomb is ideal for
terrorists because it never goes
off by itself—throw: it, step on
It, carry it around in your pocket
with perfect safety. It's also ideal
because it can be shaped to fit
any • target — wound around a
gatepost or stuck to a window-
sill. The simplest way to set it
off is with a tob:#;'ehaPed,'deto-
oator, which ,eah'lek:.4trtek•iipto it•
like a pencil ',d1W!'ettedlied
to an ordinark:,gtiiipowder::,fuse,
cut to anyjength .neededefor
getaway,
There is :ne;Comrriercial Mar-
ket and rig fixed price for' "le
plastic," Which is• apparently
etolen from'vmilitary.-warehooSes
and channeled'. into the `black
market, But its- cost to France :is
described by,:.an 'raid weird for
blackmail, "le chantage." '
HE FARM FROM
Jokuuszea.
Always hold your head up, but
be careful to keep your nose on
friendly level.
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'10,1Xodus. 20:14; Mark 1:7
Memory Selection: :Kcep thy
heart with all .diligencei for Out
"of it arc the issues. of 111e, Pro*
verbs 4;2$,
Various surveys indicate that
more than half the adults have
broken the seventh eornmand#
ment. Many are :doing it ill their
teens. A woman staying In a
hotel wrote to the editor of the
local newspaper after last New
Eve. She was surprised
that So many of the guests corn:
ink to,:a party there, were in their
earlyAeen$, When she and her
AUSband returned to the hotel
after midnight she was Shocked
at the obscene language. A girl
from one of the bedrooms was
screaming, calling, "Mother, moo
'tiler," A boy started down the
corridor shouting, "I'm a nudist"
Someone called to. him to come
back and get on some clothes,
Every city of considerable size
has its houses of prostitution and
its hotels with the call gill:rack-
et. The Bible says, "Marriage is
honourable in all, and the bed
b u t whoremongers
Geri will judge."
lej7Leivs 1$:4. Homosexualism, is
becorning more prevalent,
Jesus said, "Whosoever looketh
on a woman to lust after her
bath. committed adultery with.
her already. in his heart." Matt,
5:28. Sin begins in the mind,
SaladlOtis:literature, sexy movies
and TdMinodest deportment, all
help--to prepare the way for the
outward:•sin.,.
Nature"..jUdges those who break
God's law, - Some have nervous
breakdowns,.. some incur vener-
eal. diseaSe 'and all miss out on
the pure clean happiness that
God designed for His creatures.
The prophets reproved Israel
for adultery when they forsook
God and worshipped idols. Thin
was spiritual • adultery. When
people who have given them-
selves to the Lord and may be
'sold JO' be married to Him, turn'
from His love to the pursuit of
'things and pleasures, they are
spiritual adulterers, Al4dultery•
is sin. The marriage-e--eroWlis
sacred. To break it is
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A small-town telephone oner-
ator answering a call With the
'usual "Number, please?" heard.
a voice reply: "Dustin:"
"What number, Dustin?" asked
the operator.
"No number. Just Dustin," re-
- plied the voice impatiently. And.
then, since the operator still
to understand, the voice add-
ed: "I'm dustin' the telephone."
NOT A MIRAGE — A work-
man enjoys a •raft ride on a •
man-made lake in the Sahara
Desert. Engineers created the
lake to feed fire hoses to fight
the blazing' gas well.
Soon We'll All Be.
Eating Grass!
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lag chunks well :forward in their
collars, you might have all the
horsemanship in the world and
still find yourself headfirst in 'a
snowbank.
Whether to get out on the high
side or the low side was moot;
the high-siders leaped farther,
but low-riders had everybody
else fall on them. On any sleigh
ride along a well-used road,
wherteqogs, cordwood, hay and
ice were being handled by a busy
dommuoity, a pung was upside
down` as often as net, and spirits
aVere never quite so-bright as the
$Ong'saYs.
.T Possibly a "pung" needs• defin-
ing. 1t was a "box sleigh," orig
intally. being a box on runners.
Some say the word derives,
somehbw; from the Indian tobog-
gan.., It was lower slung than a
sleigh; .and the runners were of-
ten wider in the iron. It was pre-
ferred by farmers and had a
utilitarian aspect—although that
word didn't occur then. When it
tipped over you didn't have so
far to fall, and it was cheaper to
repair if it got smashed up, By-.
erybody had • a piing, but the
sleigh had a high check-rein con-
notetien,
And nobody, really, ever look-
ed, forward to a pung ride. The
horse,,,,,leaSt of all. He was comfy`
in his stable, and he always hated
bells, becausb they meant work,
-When he was backed ,out of the
stall and into the Shatters, a sad-
-bees settled upon him and the
-mood was' communicated...
There were really only two
routine jobs for him in the., win-
ter—the trip to town with butter
and eggs, to fetch the staplei, and
the Sunday sortie to serviCes.
This latter' was a devotional or=,
few peoples have ever
developed' in their dogmas. But
while humans could ride cold to
church, eggs_ had tabekept warm ,
with blankets and a lantern
And while humans could get
dumped out, eggs had to ride
straight, ,and: the paradox: ef this
, was that little heavy teaming
, was done on Suo days; but market
day was busy.
On market day, after a wary
drive to town, with the eggs
safely swapped off, , we'd ap-
proach the ride home. The best
way was to yell giddap dt the
-horse -so-it frightened him into
a wild dash for his own dooryard;
and then we'd hide down under
the blankets with the ianternand
hope for the best, The' sweetest
sound the bells- made "was" the
silence when they stopped jingl,
ing, and=,ffi-e •Iie'rsd !steocr by the
4 kitchen door. We could blow out
the lantern, then, and go in the
house and thaw out —By John
Gould in the Christian Science
Monitor.
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Guaranteed-,price supports and
mounting -stocks of butter, wheat
and other' -farm products are a
big problem here in Canada. But
the problem is a comparatively
. small one as compared to what,.,
'faces the' U.S. Departnient of-
Agriculture, as will be seen from
the following article.
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The White House is reported
deeply concerned• over the cost of .
the farm price support program.,
The 'cost As, noti, b,eiing reduced; it
is largee tha4 ever: ,
The. government ,t'iais.1.peid out
some $900,000,000 rniee` ine*fatin
subsidy payi,o„esite„this,year than
last. In other Words, the Free
man program to date is more
costly than ,the Benson program.
Not that Secretary Freeman
got,whet, he wanted in the way of
a farM prograih`.—Cellgress did
not give it to him—with the
exception of a new deal on -feed
grains. Most of the farm subsidy
increase, however, is due to that
program.
Secretary Freeman admit that
the new program accounts for
$768,000,000 of The farm subsidy
increase, but claims the program
has actually saved the taxpayers
at least $500,000,000.
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.Even. ,,the. Budget Bureau
has estimated that all federal
'subsidies for farniers' in 'the'
rent fiscal year, ending June 30,
1962, will total a fat $4,700,-
000,000,
The fact is the farm price sup-
'Port' progfam -is becoming ever
more costly despite valiant ef-
forts by Secretaries of Agridui--
tare to trim it down.
Secretary Freeman is paying
higher pride supports for the
crops which are raised under the
laild'-'retirenderit "agreernerit, and
he is offeringemore4er,,the...-1and.-
retired, In return, however, he
requires that this be land on
which these crops have been
grown ,previottsly,..and not just
ean,ye lancl,, as „under, the old soil
bank program,
The new wheat program is ex-
pected to bring about a 10 per
cent acreage cut. All these are
the problem grains—the grains
which have been grown in tre-
..mendous surpluses because of
guaranteed price supports.
*
But it is obvious from results
so far„that while Secretary Free-
man is achieving some success in
reducing the amount of land.
planted to the problem-crops, it
is, costing money to do it,,Virites
JO,Seplitoe-gipley in the Christian
Science Monitor.
Secretary Freeman may argue
that if Congress had gone along
with him on his over-all pro-
gram, with its more stringent
production curbs, he could have
brought the problem under con-
trol.
Another costly price support
operation is that under which
farm exports are subsidized, This
comes about when the govern-
ment, which has taken over
surplUS grains and other products
at the: high domestic support
prices-, Offers them. for sale on
the world market at the lower
world price.
The write-off on this operation
came to $311,100,000 in 1960, and
$305,100,000 in 1961. Much the
same thing happens under the
Inle'i•national Wheat Agreement.
. .This generally entails a govern-
ment subsidy on wheat prices of
over $70,000,000 a year.
4,
Since corning into office Secre-
tary! Freeman has taken a look
at the books and instituted a new
system of figuring the value of
surpluses in stock, The last re-
port, tinder' the Old system on
May 3-1, .1961, showed $8,598,013,-
000 tied up in surpluses in stor-
age sand under loan,
01 this $1,450,787,000 was out-
' standing in loans, with the inven-
tory v.altied at $7,147,226,000, The
new system Storage and handling'
costs- are written off separately,
es:a:ksetierate loss item.
Thus, . aS of September the
value of the inventory (that is,
• the -stock of surpluses, on hand)
was only $5,496,812,000. It not •.•
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14. Guido's second note 15. Flow out "
16. Comprises 18. Affectedly modest 20. Sister of one's parent 21. Brace 23, Short jackets 26. Sing with , closed lips 29, Marsh elders 31. Spoken 32, Danish money Si. Cr. common-.. all ty Ancle-nt . ,-shaping form
36, SharP,Pain 32. Kind of pickle 39. Played the first card 40. Mr. antelope 42, icsau 44, One. of the Marianas 46. Type used to emphasize 50. Renown 53. Jupiter's wife 54..Tune 55. Mohammedan prince 5G. Killer whale 57, Had being 68. Lairs Ansmar elsem here on this page Taking all these, things into
consideratiOn; tedietary Freeman '
figure's, oft foaper; that the goy-' '
eminent Would have hatt to -pay.
out some!' $500,000i000 moreldu -
price - supporting crops which
would have been grown on this, •
teed if it had been planted,
N i Plot, n Addition,to teed grains,
Secretary Freeman is taking on
'Wh'eat, Moder a Shinier pregratif.
In other words he is paying farm-
ire to take wheat land out of
production in return for higher
price supports on wheat.
* *
Under the feed grain program,
support price for corn was upped
from $1.06 to $1.20 a bushel,
Barley went from 77 cents a
btohel to 93 cents. The support
price for rye went from 90 cents
a bushel to $1.02. Oats went from
50 cents a bushel to 62; and grain
sorghums from. $1,50 per bun-
dyed-weight to $1,93'.
In return corn am age was
reduced from'71,413,000 acres to
58,',;75,000. cirain sorghum acre-
age' tante; down- from 11.5,430t,000
licres.,to 1(101;000.
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Food made from leaves and
grass may soon be on the menu.
Already there is machinery to
make protein from leaves and
commercial development can be
expected shortly, the British As-
sociation for the Advancement
of Science has been told by its
biochemistry department at
Rotharristed, Herts.
Yes, grass ' and leaves, And
very good for you they are, too.
Government research experts
have been carrying out experi-
ments for years, working .out
ways of making .grass palatable.
This has baffled scientists, but
now they believe they have the
ansWet.
Grass contains many essential
Vitamins, proteins and mineral
salts which can be extracted
after being subjected to mocha*.
Cel and chemical processes,
British doctors in Japanese
prisoner-of-war camps used a
grass extract on patients suffer-
ing from a deficiency of Vitamin
r B, Resulting' from this, scientists
believed much of Britain's pro-
tome riee.d could be supplied from
grass. And experiments began,
The problem was how to pro=
duce it in appealing t rill
t• public, A number of solid cakes
r of compressed grass have been
made and eaten by some volun-
14•0:17 On bread and, margarine.
Dr. Barbara Nfoore, the mara-
thon walker, has eaten grass in
its natural state for years. When
she liVed UV C1011, she used to
colladt 'ber:,supply of "groceries"
from Kensington Gardens and
Ryan Park every morning. She
claims it will help her live to a
'gteat age. t
A "grass her" was prepared for
use in Canadian army food is-
ues, but it was to sweet to gain
iflunch -popularity. They also toil a
the coverieg-up of the dtill taste
of grass a problem.
By 1945 the Icei.1 government
was ordering edible grasses to
•ea ten. 41s- Vfge. ee n cl-th
'.E'' WO;
The government believed, grUss
and leaves were extremely' bene-
ficial to, health.
tfIAMil.COURSEI',-t..Itti0Pnesepte ifege studenis don uniforms,
of '',/cipc:in iS, national: ralPOa.c1 Service' toaci•'''at pusners;''' •
loading commuter coaches to sardinelilce rapacity hi Tokyo.
It's one way to odd td funds necessary to their education.
ease- re' embling giant inner tube will. chnor,tel..Voter into power
generator of Oahe Dam on. Missouri dbov6 Severrof,the:Z),foot diernoter
uses Will be uted in Oahe, the World's largest rolled earth dam. 1t %ATI be 9,300 feet fon%
242 foot high The wa:r “,hich backs up will create e lake 250 miles long.