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Fooled Guests
Confetti and rose-petals snow.
Wed one of the Smartest streets
the West of London as
ihe handsome young engineer
trove his bride away on their.,
iecret honeymoon, Blithely the,
wedding chests attached the s-
tal Married" placard to
the car—bet this time the laugh
/vas on them,
Preparations for the lavish
wedding reception lick! in a
hucury flat leased by the gr00.14%
5rm — hod given the bridal pair
an idea. 'Quietly they rented ll
furnished, flat in the same hull.
ling.
While tht guests worn gucs-
iing where they had gone on
their honeymoon, the happy
touple drove around the block
tad re-entered by a side door.
their friends little realized that
lhe newlyweds were :next door
but one in their lirst married
krnel
New-style honeymoons have
mclerlined June bride news. In
,Ilasgow kind-hearted Margaret
Mlsom, cancelled her honey-
noon travel plans and sent her
widowed elder sister on a much-
leeded holiday instead,
Straight from the church,
Margaret and her husband drove
la the sister's house and began
looking after the two babies. "It
will help us make up our minds,"
said Margaret, "whether we're
ready yet for bairns of our own.""
In the same way a Cobham
lirl went straight home after
her wedding and her eighty-
year-old parents went off in the
bridal car to catch a train for
their second honeymoon.
Youth club leader Angus Mc-
Gill faced a honeymoon dilemma
when he fell in love with pretty
Barbara. Clift. He had promised
his club members a coach trip
to the Riviera and he didn't
want to disappoint the boys and
girls, Happily ,his wife` agreed to
share the honeymoon with the
club members and so thirty-
three youngsters went to the
South of France with them!
Yet undoubtedly the most un-
usual honeymoon of the year
will be that of blonde Josey
Glanville. She and her husband,
Tall and handsome John Lowe,
will share their bridal suite
aboard ship with thirteen other
people when they sail later this
year.
Josey and Johia are to cross the
A.tlantic in the replica of the
Playflower which has been built
In Devon as a goodwill gift to
ihe United States.
The original Mayflower took
the Pilgrim Fathers to America
In 1620 and the discomforts of
tea travel in the frail 180-ton
craft probably have not been re-
peated for 300 , years. The ,pas-
sengers won't have separate
cabins, for the pilgrims didn't
To complete the strangeness of
the honeymoon atmosphere,
Josey will wear typical. Puritan
attire—a long woollen gown.
NO RIM
'Well," said an insurance agent
to newly-wed Angus, "now that
you're married I'm sure you'll
want to insure your life,"
"Awa' wi' ye," replied Angus.
"She's no' that dangerous,"
MAN BITES DOG—Here's that news-making feller you've heard
about all your life. In this case, he's year-old Alton ("Fearless")
Castel, Visiting in Chicago, he thinks nothing of nipping the
ear of his host's pet boxer. The pooch didn't mind.
After Twenty Years—The Pay-Off
of dawn a light flickered ahead,
Carley stopped engines, the
'Petrel' grew quiet as a wraith,
In a lapping stillness, row boats
floated up like shadows, booked:
on alongside, ar:d. the noiseless
cargo-gear got busy. Case after
ease was winched up from the
holds.. swung out, received. Boat
aftcd boat, laden gunwale deep,
stole stealth* away.
With the last parcel of cargo
transhipped and receipts given
and taken„ the 'Petrel' smoothly
turned about and ran at easy
speed for a distant island Here
she collected barrels of grapes
and such-like truck. Her alibi
established, she headed for open
water and started her return to.
Tangier.
All the destroyers in creation
could find fault with herl One
lean greyhound did hoist a flag
signal demanding immediate
baiting; a trim naval lieutenant
Carrie. aboard, Whatever his sus-
picions might have been they
:had no foundation, Be had a.
cask or two of harmless fruit
opened for his inspection.
"Is there any need to use a
forty-knotter to cart riniscateW
around the Mediterranean, skip-.
per?" he smiled, "A bit extra-
vagant, Oh, all right clean
bill, Be careful though—
Then. the 'Petrel' resumed her
placid voyage,
"Where to this time?" asked.
Carley once he'd handed the re-
ceipts over to Mr, Hopolous.
- "Yankee cigarettes for Genoa,"
he was. told. "We've 'get a - tip
to go cannily for a while."
"Suits • me." The pay wasn't
so good, but far from negligible,
and the risk enough to breed
pleasurable excitement, Carley
carried his earnings to an in-
POWER ASH TRAY — Latest gad-
get for the car dashboard is a
vacuum ash tray that snatches
away discarded ciaaret stubs,
extinguishes their fire and vac-
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whisks away stubs and ashes
through a tube into a sealed
glass container which needs
emptying only four times o year.
ternational bank, and remitted
them home. He asked for let-
ters. Only one awaited him—
from his Wife. It held scanty
scanty news, except that Dick,
having taken a good degree, still
had to do his National Service..
But Carley had a bit Of in-
fluence here and ,there, on ac-
count of favOurs done, It would
be all right; Dick would be a
conscript, but he'd be taken
care of. A nice cushy clerking
job could be arranged as easy
as winking, He wrote to var-
ious addresses to that effect, and
loaded up with contraband cig-
arettes with a light heart, •
This time he had only the
Italian coastguards to cope with,
and they were easy. He ran
the 'Petrel' Clean into Genoa
harbour under night's shadow,
and daringly tied up at. an oh-,
scare pier. His luck held good;
Simple Ulcers
Boils-Open Sores.
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Though the packing cases were
labelled Agricultural Mechlin:,
ery, anyone with half an eye
could guess their contents were
of a less harmless quality.
"All snug-oh?" asked the man
with the shifty eyes, whom
Carley 'knew for a go-between
representing powerful interests.
"Right as rain. Cash down of
course?" That was always a
part of every such clandestine
bargain. Nobody trusted any-
body else in this underworld of
intrigue. The negotiator had a
suspicious bulge under his arm-
pit. But Carley carried his gun
even handier—up his sleeve; a
neat little automatic like a toy
that could yet account for seven
if it came to a showdown,
If a man's hand made a sus-
picious movement, that little
pistol dropped, like magic into
a skilled hand, and blazed forth
in a trice.
"Sure!" said Mr. Hopolius.
The money was tabled down, in
U.S. notes of high value. Carley
counted.i,them swiftly, All cor-
reet.i'd at the handling of
th&s,.,:golid.:,:money, he felt the old
spixiaV:itrngle that another riot-
ons • ifv-enture was afoot. A
couple "more runs like this one
meant, that Dick could offer a
settlement on the girl of his
choice, and that ought to clinch
the deal, considering how pre-
sent high taxation affected her
noble sire.
"We'll pull out at midnight,"
Simon Carley promised; and
was as good as his word. But
the Petrel didn't advertise her
departure. Tangier teemed with
spies of one sort and another,
* * *
"Something's likely to hap-
pen," laughed. Lt-Comander
Itibbertson, R.N., commanding
H.M.S. destroyer 'Ultra-rapid'.
"Ieep your eyes open, watch-
keepers. Regular radar-watch."
But there was a radar watch
aboard the "Petrel" too. When-
ever anything suspicious showed
on the screen the skipper made
quick calculations, stopping en-
gines to do so. It was a kind
of ghostly duel between two
opposing forces. Better to run
away than to risk detection and
search!
Carley " enjoyed this blind
man's buff recklessly; he had a
feeling that he was gambling
with fate for the small fortune
that should put his son on vel-
vet, !That roll of American cur-
rency was stowed away where
even a customs man couldn't
find it. .If it cable to a show-
down he was quite ready to
dump his cargo over the aide—
the cases were the size that
could he easily handled; and
they were ballasted with roeks
that would sink them hurriedly.
No need to worry!
But he felt his stomach turn
Over When a sharp fidsh of light
showed on his starboard quer,
ter, It was quite a while be-
the dull boom beat up against
the light wind, If eVer a signal
to "Ileave.te or sink you!"
challenged a man it was then.
But the searching. finger of
light missed the 'Petrel'. She
was already zigzagging smartly.
The flesh astern showed again,
the dull echo bbeined coaxingly
through the ebony gloom, There
WaS no Maori; Carley kneW his
Work) arid had arranged the run
ler precisely this Part Of the
Month, But he heard the high
pitched Whine of •a Shell, Whin
meant the plitsUer Weis firing by
.radar, not by tight,
"One of theSe damned up td
the-inintite fellOWS," he 'scoffed
to his Number One. "diVe her
the WhOle *erica!" ,
The 'Petrel' began to fly; and
the -citieSting tieStreyer hadn't
look In once her throttles Were
throw'WWide 606:h. it Was( an
ektiltarit Victory 'for than Whe
dared to take a tisk.,
Long: before the Ara smelt
hree trIpS he made Without so
ninth, as •Scratching his paint.
"Care to try to run a final
lead of agricultural SUM" gr.
Hopolous asked in the Tangier
hotel where a hardworking sea-
skipper` was entitled to take ells
ease after a job well done,
"Don't mind a try, ,Same
rate?"
"Higher. Risk's increased to,
the pay-tiff's even bigger. They
want the stuff so badly they'll
give anything that's asked Bow
about a drink?"
Hopolous clapped hands for
the waiter and ordered lavishly.
A Man seated near-by threw
down a well-read newspaper;
and an outsize headline drew
Carley's attention. He reached
for the newspaper with a 'bit of
a chuckle.
"Cyprus Terrists Strike
Again," he read. Then one
name leaped out at him as if
limned in fire, "One British
soldier shot and killed, seven
Others wounded," he read, his
mouth parching, — , Private
Richard Quentin Carley. Army
Pay Corp., shot from behind
while returning to camp. The
assassin was fatally wounded by
return fire. The weapon was
probably part of a cargo landed
a short while before...."
"Something wrong?" asked
Hopolous.
"Everything!" gulped Carley.
As his hand dropped from his
glass the tiny automatic found
his palm. He pulled, the trigger;
then slumped back in his chair.
It didn't matter—.what did any-
thing matter with. Dick mur-
dered almost by his own father's
hand?—From
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Complete Story by Capt.
,Frank H. Shaw
"CALL it agricultural mach-
inery," suggested the shifty-
eyed man,
' Captain Simon Carley nodded.
"Where for?" he asked. Then
whistled softly as the port of
delivery was mentioned.
Twenty years of smuggling
had robbed Carley of his con-
science. He asked what the
suggested fee might be, nodded
when the handsome figure was
mentioned.
The Stormy Petrel was well-
named. She was a throw-out
of the war: had been a fast
mine-layer; and Carley's eng-
ineer was a genius. Between
them they'd renewed' her, into
something phenomenal.
Some of the turbulent Cen-
tral American republics owed
government changes to the corn-
ings and goings of the Petrel in
the past. It was'a sort of Piracy,
but it paid. And Carley was
ambitious; not so much for
himself, but for his..son, Dick,
a lad of whom all who knew
him had the highest opinion.
"He'll go far—be a credit to
you," was the music Carley
liked to hear. "Nothing he can't
reach out for." And young Dick
had had the saucy temerity to
fall in love with a girl of whom
Simon Carley thoroughly ap-
proved. She was an earl's
daughter; a fine girl. A man
needed-money to keep such a
girl in the state to which she
had been accustomed. Carley
went on making money, stacking
it up, with that desirable end
in view.
Dick was ambitius too.
'
that's
how he came in contact with.
Lady Aileen. He cut quite a•
dash in society.
Simon Carley oversaw the
loading of his ship with a sense
of satisfaction. It was a night-
time job, naturally. Even in
such a free port -as Tangier, men,
didn't handle contraband openly.