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4Brussels Post
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WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1981
Our own champs
Brussels has raised a few champions in its time, especially where
winter sports are concerned.
Now Kevin and Carol Wheeler of Brussels are showing us'some more
of that champion hometown stock. Kevin and his partner Christine
Hough of Kitchener earned a standing ovation from the crowd when they
competed at the Canadian Figure Skating Championships held in Halifax
last week and managed to place fourth in the novice pairs class.
Carol Wheeler and her partner Michael Koshilka also did well, placing
ninth in the Junior division which is quite an accomplishment considering
they have only skated together since September 1980.
These young people deserve a lot of praise for having the
determination to stick to something like figure skating which takes hours
of practice and hard work. Obviously in this case it paying off, and for
Kevin and Carol and their partners as well as other local figure skaters
we wish continued success.
Short Shots
by Evelyn Kennedy
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be a Polar Dip, Thundermug races, log
sawing, tug of war, Free- skating and races
and the Lions Dance. Sunday will feature a
Snowmobile Poker Rally and Cross Country
Skiing — Emil for everyone. Plan to
participate or be a spectator.
* * * * * *
Some naughty Spanish soldiers who used
the picture of a nude woman as a target got
themselves into trouble with the ladies of
their country. They considered using such a
target was a nasty slur on women. It
certainly was no tribute to them but I wonder
how much more accurate their shooting
twcame after using that target rather than
the more conventional kind. Can you
imagine what it would do to the score of dart
players if they used such a target. —Tut!
Tut!
Boy, she's Been some mother of a winter
this time around, in these places. Six feet of
snow before Christmas, three or four feet
since, and temperatures that would freeze
the brains of a brass money.
A constant struggle with snow in the
driveway, snow on the sidewalk, snow piling
deep on the roof and turning into icicles like
tree-trunks, and, worst of all, snow
coming in over the tops of your boots and
turning your feet into something like
submarines around Iceland.
Typical day this week. A guy was coining
at 8 a.m. to whack the ice.off my roof. That
usually costs about fifty bucks, plus the
shingles he removes with the ice.
I asked him if he had some battery booster
cables, as I knew my car wouldn't start in the
morning. I'd tried it the day before. He had
cables. Goody. Two birds with one, stone.
Next morning, I waited until twenty to
nine.-He didn't show. It was below 24, and I
mean Fahrenheit. Tried the car while I was
waiting. Not even a grunt.
Knew there wasn't a hope of getting a cab
in that weather. Called the garage and
whimpered for help. "Sure, Bill. Maybe in
about two hours. There are forty thousand
cars non-starting, all over the county."
I abandoned hope, like all who enter this
country in this kind of weather, and phoned
a neighbor, blatantly, and without shame,
asking for a ride to work. He played Good
Samaritan, and I made it to the job with
about forty seconds to spare. I'm not that
conscientious, but dammit, I can get just as
stubborn as Old Man Winter.
Immediately phoned the garage and told
them not to send help until later in the day,
when I'd be home to flood the carburetor,
reverse when I was supposed to put her in
drive, get stuck in the snow-bank just after
the tow truck had left, and all the other
things people do that drive mechanics crazy.
Fine.
My wife was in bed, ill, and I'd told her
not to worry about the iceman coming or the
thunderous crashes as the icicles came down
like Douglas firs.
Just twenty minutes after I'd got to work,
the iceman cameth, rang the doorbell, and
kept her standing in the frigid air in her
dressing-gown while he discussed a price for
the job. It seemed his 'car would not start
either, thus his late appearance. She thought
I'd arranged a price for the job.
Finally, in exhaustion, desperation, and
danger of losing some toes from frostbite,
she told him to go ahead with the job, at the
price (fairly exhorbitant) that he suggested.
He said he'd be back in a few minutes. She
thought he'd gone to his truck for extension
ladder, axe, and other implements for
knocking off shingles, as well as ice. We
haven't seen him since.
She tottered back to bed, and was barely
warming up, when the doorbell rang again.
Once more into the breach, bless her
indomitable spirit and her rage at me about
the iceman. Th :is time it was a nice young
fellow from ,the garage, with the tow truck.
There had been a breakdown in commun-
ication, and he hadn't received the word to
come later in the day, when I was home to
flood the engine etc.
All he wanted was some keys for the car,
and instructions on whether to just get the
dang thing running, or to tow it away for a
check-up. I had the keys at work.
Another doorway encounter, with the
temperature 'way below zero, her feet
turning blue, and her near-pneumonia on
the verge of turning into double-pneumonia.
The only thing that kept her going was the
increasing heat of her fury at me for not
organizing anything except two young men
who were forcing her to make decisions
when she had scarcely enough strength to
decide whether to go to the bathroom or just
curl up and die.
Again, she rose to the occasion, found
another set of keys and told him to do
whatever he wanted, though she felt like
adding a few other suggestions. Naturally,
he towed it away. Know what they rap you
for a towing charge these days? I can't bear
to mention the figure.
By this time, in her weakened condition,
she couldn't even go back to bed, she was so
passionately angry with her slob of a
husband.
She called me at work, tracked me down,
and gave me a piece of her mind. It was a
fair-sized chunk, about half a glacier, I'd
say, not hearing a word of my explanation of
how clever I had been in my morning
arrangements, against impossible odds. It
ended in one of us hanging up. Me. And
instructing the girls in the office not to
accept any more calls for me that day.
It all blew over, of course. After work, I
picked up the car, and when I got home, she
had several errands for me to do, out in the
blizzard.
My whole and only point in this essay, or
true story, is that a good, old-fashioned
Canadian winter can not only break you
physically, economically, 'spiritually, and
emotionally, but even maritally.
Sugar and spice
By Bill Smiley
Our winter can break you
The comfortable liberal minority
Behind the scenes
by Keith Roulston
Faced with the obvious dangers of simple
majority rule, we in Canada have for years
now been concerned with the rights of
'minorities. Sometimes, it seems, we've got
minorities so much on our brain they become
more important than majorities.
Majority_ rule can, of course, lead to many
evils. Prime example of hardship brought by
the will of the majority are seen in what
happened in Germany with Jews and what
happened in the U.S. where the white
majority conspired for many years to keep
blacks as close to slavery as they could.
This interest in minorities especially by
the educated middle class liberal elements of
our society, (exemplified by the media, the
arts and the academics) has often tended to
have a reverse double standard. Somehow
the minority becomes more important that
the majority.
This can be evidenced in as harmless an
area as music. That thought came to me on
'the weekend as I was reading an article in a
magazine about a Canadian composer and
performer who had struck it rich with a pop
song. Now if this composer had written a
rock piece or an opera that had, been so
internationally popular he would have been
hailed by the Canadian intelligensia as a
hero. But this poor fool decided to write
something generally referred to as "middle
of the road" music and thus his hit song was
referred to as "a harmless little tune" and
the whole article Was full condescension
from our writer who wanted everyone to
know that he wasn't one of those no-taste,
"over 30 females" who made this composer
a big success.
The composer, aware of this view of his
kind of people, spent the whole article
alternately defending and almost apologis-
ing for his work.
The same can be seen in just about any
area you want to look at. Canadian.,
playwright Bernard Slade is a huge inter-
national hit so he is a hack, while some
barely known writer who writes plays only_
other writers, actors and drama professors
understand, is a giant in Canadian literature.
Th the same magazine there was an article
about a Canadian actress .who is now an
international movie star. She recalled her
girlhood where she was a bit of a rebel and
the wild kid at a very civilized private school.
She, of course, being in the minority, was
the real person, the other girls were' the
phonies.
This 'view of life fills nearly all aspects of
life for, the educated middle class sophistica-
ted liberal. All intelligent people like
themselves, for instance, are either atheist
or agnostic. The square majority which may
not go to church as much as it once did but
still believes in God is somehow silly little
people not worth considering. Yet, this view
changes when it comes to other cultures. It is
somehow noble for the Canadian Indian, for
instance, to believe in his ancient gods and
ritual dances, These are not to be ridiculed
by right-thinking people. Nor are the ancient
religions of the Chinese, the Japanese or the
Africans. Even Roman Catholicism is
somehow noble if it is among the people of
Poland fighting against oppression, even
though it's a joke here in North America.
An Eskimo who wants to pursue his
lifestyle of hunting to make a meager livin, g
is to be defended by these right thinkers
from the horrible, money-grubbing souther-
ners: Even a Newfoundland outporter is
respected for clubbing seals for their pelts
because it is part of the ancient lifestyle of
the outports (although here there may be a
certain division among right-thinkers.) But
Of course the southern Canadian who goes
out to shoot a moose or a wolf or a rabbit,
he's something else again. He's little better
than a ,mtirderet
There is something noble about the
African Or Asian peasant who works his tiny
plot of land. The same can't be said, of
course, for the North American who works
his plot of land (unless it's a roof garden in
his downtown condominum). Ah there may
be something quaint about farming for a
living but it's something only the
uneducated would do.
Fads are one of the most insidious
elements of our culture. We have fads for
clothing, fads for games, fads for places to
eat and places not to eat. The, educated
commonly like to make fun of the fadists yet
they too have their fads. We had it in the
sixties when the educated young generation
rebelled against all their parents were doing.
They wanted to break away from the fashion
fads, for instance, so they all started wearing
blue jeans and sweatshirts and promptly
started a fashion craze that is making people
millionaires two decades later. Everybody
rebelled fo the point they were all back in a
mposition but they had the comfort-
ablea they were in the
minority.
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That's how it is today among the
well-educated, middle-class liberal groups.
They have created their own majority within
their minority. None of them Would have the
courage to say they went to church on
Sunday or that they liked that "harmless
little tune." They're rebelling against
ecovmerfrtyoboabdyle
majority.
eise by creating their own
So hang in there dull, middle-of-the-road,
churchgoing Canadians. They may be
looking down on'you but those guys are just
as hypocritical as the test of Os.