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Brussels Post
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Established 1872 519-887-6641
Serving Brussels and the surrounding community
Published at BRUSSELS, ONTARIO
every Wednesday morning
by McLean Bros. Publishers Limited
Andrew Y. McLean, Publisher
Evelyn Kennedy, Editor
Pat Langlois, Advertising
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7, 1981
New beginnings
A new year means a time for new beginnings. Hopefully it will mean
renewed progress for Brussels and area.
Already, the village's main street is starting to look better with new
businesses setting up in empty buildings. Work on the sanitary sewage
treatment plant and pumping station started last year and hopefully
that project will be completed in 1981.
While the influx of new businesses is promising, what would be even
better, would be to have some of the village eyesores removed from the
main street.
1981 will be the year when Brussels and area can look forward to
some interesting celebration, including the Brussels Legion's 50th
anniversary and Morris Township's 125th birthday celebrations.
Perhaps it can be the incentive year to bring some type of industry to
Brussels or to start some type of annual event, thus bringing more
people into the village to do business.
A new year, new beginnings - let's see what Brussels and area can
do with it!
An ordinary- special man
There's a man who lives in Belgrave
Who's a very special guy,
But you'd pass him on the street and never
know,
Cause he's always busy doing
All the things that should be done
But he's private. . . He never makes a
show.
He can shingle, dig a garden
And :hell do it with a smile
He'll wash windows, rake up leaves or fix a
tap
He'll paint your back verandah, or glue
your rocking chair,
Build a Birdhouse, mow your lawn or fix a
tile.
He never is too busy to lend a help iii hand,
To anyone who needs a helpin hand.
He's long on doing favours and, short on
taking pay he's just an ordinary special
kind of man.
Lewis Cook's the man we're cheerin -- as if
you didn't know.
But I guess he won't be hearin -- cause
He's off to shovel snow!
Ross S. Procter rn
Behind the by scenes Keith Roulston
Just in case you haven't enough thing to
trouble your mind today, here arc some
headlines from the future, just as gloomy
as the ones from today.
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island,
June 1984: Premier Angus McLean said
today that while he deplores such actions
he can do little to halt the current growing
separatist feelings in his province.
"There has been a long history of
injustice towards our province from the
wealthy sections of Canada," he said.
"Unless the rest of the country changes its
attitude I am afraid that this current
popular ag.,,itation may lead to complete
independence."
The premier scoffed at the suggestion of
one reporter that this was a mere
bargaining ploy to try to get a better deal
for the province in the upcoming constitu-
tional conference with the federal govern-
ment. Instead he cited the injustice of the
province of Ontario's retail sales tax on
restaurant meals. "They take our potatoes,
make them into french fries and then
collect tax on thernitax that should be
coming to us," he said.
He also said he understood the attitude
of Islanders who were angry because
Albertans and other Canadians used Island
potatoes but called them french fries. "I
am proud of the many people of French
descent here on the island," he said, "but
it seems to me that such food should be
called Island fries or PEI fries, not some
foreign name.
AN EXPORT BAN
Angry calls at recent separatist meetings
have insisted on a ban on the export 'of."
potatoes to the rest of Canada
An even more alarming call has
come for the recall of all copies of the book
Anne of Green Gables from other
provinces. Observers say this would cause
the collapse of the entire Canadian cultural.
system leaving people with nothing to read
but The Diviners,
HALIFAX, Nova Scotia i October 1988:
Premier Peter MacDonald today threat,
erred to cut back on production of cod liver
oil unless the federal government retracts
its newly announced tax on transportatiOn
of lobster from one province to another.
The Premier said one people of his
province would never stand for this
flagrant interfetetic4 in the affairs of the
province. Lobsters, he said, are a
provincial resource and must be free from
federal interference. Asked if he thought
cod liver oil was a very good bargaining
tool in the 1980's the premier said that if
that didn't work he would be prepared to
take an even more serious step and not
allow. any players from the Nova Scotia
Voyageurs to be called up for use by the
Montreal Canadiens. That, he said, would
hit hard at the people of Quebec who have
had to suffer without winning the Stanley
Cup for two seasons now.
ANNE MURRAY?
If that also didn't bring action from the
federal governin'ent, he said he was willing
to make the ultimate step: he would ask
Anne Murray to move back to Springhill
and ban export of her records to Canada. It
is believed this last ultimatum has people
in Ottawa thinking seriously of abolishing
the tax.
FREDRICTON, New Brunswick, March
1989: Premier Rene Beauchamps today
said he would not follow the lead of other
provinces and threaten to secede from
CanadaN if failing a better deal from
confederation.
"I know that Quebec won concessions
with threats and Alberta and British
Columbia are now the central powers of the
country because of their tactics and 'that
even Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island
and Nova Scotia are now I much better off
than we are because of such threats but I
refuse to use blackmail." He dismissed as
absurd opposition party charges
that he was afraid to use the tactic because
no one in Canada might notice if New
Brunswick went missing.
TORONTO, Ontario, August, 1992:
Premier William Davis today said that
unless Prime Minister Peter Lougheed
changes his arrogant attitude toward the
provinces he would be forced to take the
only action he had left to him to gain a
better deal from confederation for Ontario.
The Premier said that since Mr.
Lougheed became Prime Minister 'he has
centralized power in the new capital of
Lethbridge and has ruled the country with
a clique of advisers as if it was a private
company, paying little attention to the
wishes of parliament and particularly to the
poorer provinces of central Canada where
the Prime Minister has little representation.
He said it was a travesty of the purposes
of confederation that the federal govern-
inent had reduced transfer payments to
poorer provinces Mich as Ontario. Asked
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Sugar and
spice By Bill Smiley
Been one of those weeks, The first snow.
School buses going into the ditch. A great
screaming of summer tires just outside our
door. A stately elderly gentleman with a
cigar walked past me as I was warming up
the car. Went flat on his keester at the
corner, but retained his cigar.
Before I could get out and help him
somebody else was there. Got him to his
feet, and off, he went, probably to get his
morning paper, badly shaken, but complete-
ly unshaken, cigar still going.
Went to work arounti the sage way, no
hills, despite the iniquitour lie of the car
salesman that with radial belted tires you
didn't need Snow tires. Poppycock. This
ain't Florida.
Tried tOclimb a tiny hill, did a 180 degree
turn, and went the long, long way around,
arriving at work ten minutes late, sweating,
scrambled, and me with the 'flu that's lasted
only six weeks, There's nothing like a `flu
fever, along• with a fear sweat, to make you
have to change all your clothes every •fifth
day, instead of every two weeks.
Oh, well. We dang near got the
lawn-mower away last weekend. And we'll
get it into the tool shed one of these days, as
soon as I can find somebody who realizes
how valuable those twelve-foot windows
(storm) are, for the glass in them. Must be
fifty bucks worth of glass there, and a good
Saturday night's worth of firewood, once the
glass is removed. Yep. We went for the
aluminUm jobs this year.
My wife thinks we could cut the glass out
ourselves. She bought a "genuine" glass-
cutter from one of those television shows. I
can just see the two of us in the tool shed,
leaking blood from every limb, framed in
fine old Georgian wooden window-frames.
And the lawn-mower still out in the snow.
But it wasn't all bad. We had our own
South American guru home for a few days,
and he fixed me up with a potion call Devil's
Claw, supposed to cure arthritis. You drink
about two pints a day for three weeks, and it
tastes like boiled lumberjack socks. I had one
treatment, and my, pains vanished. He was
quite'annoyed. He'd got a special on it, only
$2.99 for a six dollar bottle of the blank.
Despite a week of supervising examina-
tions, and realizing that the only people.
duinber than kids are teachers, I kept my
spirits up. Spiritually. With spirits.
And along came a few more items to make
me refuse to hope that the ski resort
operators all go broke this year because
Short Shots
by Evelyn Kennedy
Continued from page 1
little to improve our ind or give enjoyment.
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It was pleasant to receive news of Mrs.
Margaret Ballantyne, a former long-time
resident of Brussels; now of Toronto Grace
Hospital, 650 Chureh Street, frOm her niece,
Mrs. Dorothy Cameron, Mrs. Ballantyne, at
104 years of age is still very alert: She looks
forward to the arrival of the Post with news
of this community:. She appreciates very
much the letters and cardS she receives from
old friends here. Because of illness Christ-
maS cards' were not Mailed but Holiday
Greetings are extended to all her friends in
this area. Still a Maple Leaf Imckey fan, the
highlight of her week is "Mickey, Night in
there won't be any snow. I couldn't do this. I
hope there's just enough snow so they can
stay alive, and go broke next year.
What ultimately kept my spirits as
buoyant as an anvil in a swamp was the news
and the pictures of our revered leader and
Sacha freaking about in an Arab, tent,
mounting the Spinx and climbing a camel.
I'm sure it, or they, warmed the cockles of
every Canadian heart.
In another incarnation, that man would be
a Rain-Maker. Have you ever observed his
technique? It's one that every husband in
the land would love to emulate.
When there's a lot of heat in the kitchen,
he tosses a few fragments of fat on the
already burning oil and takes off for far
places, there to don outlandish garb, and
participate in exotic rites,. and leave his
sergeants at home to fight the war.
It's fool-proof. He gets a lot of headlines;
distracts the country's attention from such
trivialities as unemployment and inflation,
and conies up with some stuff' about ,
Canada being the thirty-third best-loved '
country in the third world. - =
I wish I could get away with it. If I went to
Yemen, they'd probably be serving me up
instead of sheep's eyes. And if I even tried to
go to Egypt or Saudi Arabia, my wife would
complain about the lack of air-conditioning,
and I'd be sent home, slit open, filled with
oil, and sewed up again. One half-barrel of
oil for Canada. On the other hand, he has
Margaret.
There's always something to cheer one
up, of course, in the daily press: Just this
morning, I read that Ronald Reagaii had had
two children by his first
children by his second wife., Not, with.
Zero in, you feminist head (or.dther •pareg)
hunters.
In the same edition, I learned from
someone called Peregrine that, "We are the
only couple in Canada who have done it.
"Out of context, of course, but it struck me
funny. Bone.
And in yet the same issue of Canada's
"leading newspaper" ,
(leading what I do not know) I discovered in
an advertisement that for $19.95 I could
purchase the latest copy of a book by
Canada's "leading author" (leading what I
again do not know, unless self-glorification
and the ability to chew his cabbage twice, or
thrice.)
So. All these things cheer me up on a bad
day. And then I read a few students' essays
and I plunge once more into the pits. One
guy says Hugh Garner is Canada's greatest
writer, because he could understand his
prose and there was none of this symbolism
and junk to cloud the meaning.
Another tells me that Sylvia Fraser has
remarkable insight into human character,
and repeats it eight times.
Oh, well, 1981's on the way, U-g-g-ghl
Canada". She was thrilled when Darryl
Sittler called on her. Mrs. Ballantyne has
become quite a celebrity,. When Premier.
Davis opened the newly renovated hospital
she presented him with a carnation. Her
picture was in the Toronto newspapers and
on T.V. news. Happy 1981 to you Mrs. "B".
* * itt
Oh to hear the music of the sleigh bells
that chimed so merrily in years gone by,
Alas, it is heard no more since the noisy,
polluting automobiles cha,sed the horse and
cutter off the road. Wrapped warmly against
the bite of the wind, tucked secur iy in the
warmth of a snug buffalo robe, it was
exhilarating to glide swiftly behind a high
stepping horse with the music of the bells
ringing out on the cleat, frosty air. Those
bells Were the pride of the miner who spent
hard earned ash tO have the sWeetest Set of
chimes On the road.