HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1980-06-04, Page 2Sugar and spice
By Bill Smiley
To
Hurrah for.. C'BC Access wno p—
dUced an excellent documentary on the
advantages of breastfccding to baby, -motlit,
'and family. Shown on Channel.8 at 2:30 p.m.
on Monday, May 26th, this program
documented the work of the La Leche
League in encouraging and helping women
who choose to feed their:children the natural
way. The program dispelled many myths
that have diseouraged women from breast-
feeding. suggesting that the few difficulties
may be overcome with physical and.
(Comb-Hied from Page, 1)
because "Ma" Bell is in the process of
up-grading • telephone service in this
community. More folks will be able to have a
private line. Th at will be appreciated by
those who have had to share a party line and
have suspected "listeners-in" on what they
hoped was a private conversation. It will also
mean less phones on what remain party
lines. This should mean quicker access to the
line when one is in a hurry to use their
phone. Of course it is not likely we will get
these improvement for nothing. No doubt
costs will go up. That we should be used to
by now.
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Do all the seething trouble spots in this
world give you an uneasy feeling that at
almost any moment one could erupt into
MU M°
BLUE
RIBBON
Ao/vARD
emotional support from other nursing moth-
ers.
The women of the La Lcche League,
Belgrave, appreciate this excellent present-
ation and hope that anyone who wishes help
in brcastfeeding or in deciding how to feed-
their infant will contact our group. Sincerely,
Leader Barbara Kerr; Mothers of LLL
Belgrave—Valerie Bolton, Joyce Case-
more, Terri Korstanje, Wendy, Myra
Stuart, Leslie Martin, Jeanette Harris
another flaming war. With charges and
counter charges hurled between nations,
hostage-taking,. riots, strikes, racial
troubles, and other constant trouble -
brewing incidents, it seems almost
inevitable that the idiotic. actions of some
faction or other will blow the lid off an
agitated cauldron of unrest. If ever the fierce'
Eagle to our South and the growling Bear to
our North unleash their talons and claws on
one another, and Canada remains out of it,
doubtful as that is, the skies above us would
be clouded with the horrendous weapons of
war. Then with, or without intent, some will
surely be •released on us. What a thing to
think about!
May wise men, cool heads and humane
impulses prevail and prevent such a
holocaust.
It's bewildering when you think of the
number of things that can , break up a
marriage that began in heaven and ends, up
in the other place. •
Sexual or emotional incompatibility,
disparity of interests, rotten acids, desertion,
booze, insanity, to name just a few of the
serious ones.
• Then you work your way down to the
aspects that seem trivial on the surface, but
can be just as rending over the grind as the
big or. :s.
Stuff like halitosis, dandruff, body odour,
nosepicking, digging wax from ears or jam
from toes and similar physical foibles.
And then there are the basic differences in
genes that shatter many a case of connubial •
bliss. Some people are Yawning- until the
tears spurt at 9:20 p.m., and are wedded ;to
other people who just begin to hit on all
cylinders about the' time' the late movies
begin.
That's bad enough. But the former are the
type who leap out of bed at six a.m.,,
carolling: "Here hath been dawning another
new day; think, wilt thou let it slip' useless
away?" And the Tatter -have to be dragged
out of bed at the crack'of noon with a block
and tackle. Not much chance for them.
Then there are the poor devils who put •on.
a pound just by reading a menu, and bitterly
resent their mates, who can shovel in the
chocolates, pastry, whipped cream and beer,
and go around remarking blithely, and
smugly, "I, have to eat like a horse to stay
even." Grounds' for a 'hatchet murder.
Some people, mostly men, look forty when
they are married, and still look forty when
they are sixty. Others, mostly women, look
sixteen when they are married, and sixty
'when they are forty. This can lead to a
certain amount of 'savagery.
And there is plain old body temperature.
Some like it hot; some like it cool. Thus we
find running' battles as bedroom windows
are thrown' wide or slammed down; as 'the
thermostat is viciously wrenched up to 80,
and the moment the back is turned, is
triumphantly twisted back to 60. ' •
Another of the fractious items in the
constant domestic skirmishing 'is the
question of who does the most work. A man,
let's say a barber, bleats 'that he's been on
his feet all day, and they're killing him. His
erst-while soul-mate retorts that she's been
on her knees all day, and she'll kill him if 11(•
doesn't get out and mow the lawn.
In the same vein, an executive will reel-in
from work, collapse in a chair after mixing a
triple martini, and go into a recitation about
the overwhelming stress he's under: a fight
with the boss; a client lost; inefficient
underlings.
And his "darling", "sugar", or "hon" of
n't hard to do
thirty years ago will come back like a tigress
with heir stress: the phone rang thirteen
times today; she had a fight with the
plunibers; the new drapes don't match
anything except puke; she had to' take. the
new car to a' garage because some turkey,
creased her, to the,tune of $300, in a parking
lot.
Heck, I could go on for an hdur, listing
reasons that people first begin to get on each
other's nerves, ptoceed to smoldering
dislike, and end up in a glorious blaze of
pure hatred. And I'm sure• every one of You
gentle, readers could add to the list. ' •
I'll clo'a thirty-thousand word thesis on it
someday. But for now I'd like to add just one
item to the list that is seldom mentioned by
. either sociology professors or AnP Landers.
„ This cause, of fractured marriage is too
much togetherness. When a married couple
spend too much• time together, they not only
begin . looking alike, but talking alike,
thinking alike and all the other alikes.
As a result, they become two-headed
calfs, Siamesetwins,.• freak vegetables with
two carrots growing from one seed,
Repeating the same old things, bickering
about the same trivial things, chewing their
cabbage twice, they lose their individuality,
, and become both, boring and bored'.
They are nearing the end, when they start
calling each other "Mother" and "Dad,"
and can spend half an hour patiently .
disagreeing over a third-rate TV show.
This was no great vision on the •road to
Damascus. It came to me when my, wife went
off for a few days in the city and, I was alone,
all, all, alone, on a sea of beautiful privacy.
Nobody saying, "Lights, out, dear, you
• have to work tomorrow," at midnight just
when I'm getting` into the guts of a novel. I
know I have to work tomorrow. Two nights
she was away, I read until six a.m.
Nobody telling me IA :tat a day she'd' had,
when I'd had a worse one. And vice versa.
• She thought I'd eaten the cooked ham she
left me. Iled it to the squirrels and ate a
• lasagna that almost killed me.' Dill pickles,
ice cream, coffee a spoon would stand in.
Unmade bed, unwashed dishes, cigaretts
with no filters. Bloody 'Mary's' 'for
breakfast.
When she came home, of course,
everything was spic 'n span. 'But she loved
me so much she almost strangled me. It was
mutual.
Try it. It cost me about four hundred.
Worth every cent. About once a year, I dO
the same: take off to a convention or into the
woods. She doesn't miss me, loves the
solitude and I'm delighted to be home.
Separate holidays might make that
domestic cage of yours bearable. No pun
intended.
Brussels . Post
WEDNESDAY, -JUNE 4, 1980
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he editor:
CBC deserves praise
Short Shots
by. Evelyn Kennedy
Breaking up is
Behind the scenes
by Keith Roulston
Who's going to censor TV's bad drivers?
They're at it again. The anti and pro
censorship sides are back battling to save
us from the evils of the world and each
other.
This time the fight is over a rather
obscure foreign movie that probably less
than one per cent of the Ontario population
would have gone to see. Without all this
fuss, ninety per cent of the people would
never even have heard of The Tin Drum.
But the Ontario censor decided the movie
couldn't be shown without a few feet of
film snipped out. The maker of the film
which had won numerous awards, around
the world said that he wasn't going to have
the integrity of his film ruined by some
uptight little man with a pair of scissors
and he'd rather not have the film shown in
Ontario at all if it had to be cut.
Some people who saw the film said they
couldn't see what would• possibly be
objectionable. The man who's responsible
for the censor board, however, Minister of
Consumer and Commercial' Mations
Frank Drea, said he would quit rather than
try to persuade the ,board to change its
policies.
deleted are objectionable and I probably
never will because I probably will never see
the film cut or uncut. For all the effect this
particular movie would have had on the
Ontario people it wouldn't have made a bit
of difference whether it needed censoring
or not.
I am curious, however, as to why people
in favour of censorship only come down on
about two areas: sex and language. At the
same time the controversy over this
obscure German film was waging last
week, a national television network in
Canada was showing millions of people
another film that I don't think a single
objection was made against. Yet while the
ill effects of a few seconds of a foreign film
which would be seen by only a handful of
people were enough to make a minister of
the crown threaten to resign on a matter of
principle, this movie in my mind was far
more, dan gerous.
DAREDEVILS
The movie in question had no redeeming
artistic qualities. It dealt with' a few
daredevil people from all walks of life who
sought to put some excitement into their
lives by having a cross country race. On
open roads with the public not aware of
what was going on these people roared
across the U.S. at speeds sometimes more
than 150 miles per hour.
Comedy in the movie was provided by
our heroes making fools out of all the police
who were trying to stop their highly illegal
escapade (and, it was never mentioned,
protect the lives of other people unlucky
enough to meet up with these maniacs).
There were innumerable spectacular car
crashes in which no one of course was hurt.
The movie wasn't particularly novel on
television these days. Every week children
across the continent tune in to four or five
similar shows where grown-up boys in hot
rod cars speed across the screen leaving a
trail of battered police cars behind them.
The "good ole boys" always outsmart the
downright dumb cops who are silly enough
to try to keep people driving at a safe
speed.
Yet while everybody gets up in arms
about German movies and Margaret
Laurence novels,. nobody seems to take
offence at this trash on television. While
there has yet to be proven a serious case of
physical injury due to seeing sex on the
screen, we see every weekend the names of
dozens of young people who are killed or
mutilated in car crashes.
I don't know how much influence
Margaret Laurence novels have on teen-
agers but I do know of boys who are doing
up their cars to look like the one owned by
the hero in Dukes of Hazzard. Kids like to
do daring things in cars anyway; they
always have. They also like to think of
polIcemen as guys just out to spoil their
tun. They have enough natural tendencies
in this direction without being encouraged
by television and movies.
SELF DISCIPLINE
I'm, not advocating yet another censor-
ship drive. I would rather see some self-
discipline shown by the makers of tele-
vision programs and movies. I'd like to see
them think' about what effect they might
have on millions of kids in their early teens
who can hardly wait to get old enough to
get into a little of that fun they see. I'd like
the network executives to think of how they
would like to see their 'own son or daughter
meet one of these driving maniacs on the
road some Friday night.
I know that the majority of kids will take
the show as what it's intended, a piece of
escapist entertainment. But it only takes a
few people to try ,to drive the way the boys
on the television shows do to cause havoc.
With two tons of steel powered by a
350-horsepower engine these guys aren't
just endangering themselves, they're en-
dangering everybody else who is unlucky
enough to be on the road. To 'me, they're
more dangerous than a little sex, anyday.
TEMPEST
Aside from the fact there is a matter of
principle on both sides here, this is
obviously a tempest in a teapot. I don't
know if the portions the censor wants