HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Brussels Post, 1979-05-02, Page 2WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1979
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Behind the scenes
by Keith Roulston
Newspapers via TV?
By Bill Smiley
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The real Supermen
It was nice of Warner Brothers to give us the New improved
Superman. The old one was getting a bit tacky. "More powerful than a
locomotive" does sound a bit dated. So for a mere $78 million we have
a glossier knight in shining armor, a lonelier Lone Ranger, a
super-special Superman to be the symbol of our cultural cop-out.
Animals have two basic instincts when confronted with danger -
fight or flight. During the '60s there was a tendency (at least for a few)
to fight. Now in the '70s, with the problems getting more and more
complex, the human animal has taken flight.
A good traditional way of doing that is to invest ourselves in
simplistic solutions and their champions. Sup6rman catches the bad
guys and throws them in the lock-up. That's alot easier to understand
than an analysis of how those bad guys got to be bad in the first place.
Trudeau promised us the "just society". Then it turned out. this
super-politician had feet of clay and couldn't bring about quick
solutions to complex problems without getting us to give up
something. So we are now turning to another hero, his image newly
polished for the adoring media. But Joe Clark won't be able to do
anything either, without involving us. So soon we'll be after a new hero
who says he can.
Meanwhile, the entertainment, world provides us with a host of
heroes who know what they're against. TV sports, for instance,
provides us with clean cut battle lines, issues we can understand
without thinking too much, and tactics that get immediate results. We
don't have to do a thing.
Fundamental religionists do much the same thing on TV. They tell
us "Jesus is the answer" to whatever the question may be, and they
say, "Write to us, send us money, and we'll pray for you. All your
problems will be solved." Our saintly heroes in medialand can solve all
the world's ills with one easy slogan. But a few ordinary people such as
Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, Jean Vanier and Bob McClure
showed us the stuff of which real heroes are made . . . they risked with
a purpose.
If the experts are right, someday you
won't be going to the mailbox to pick up
the newspaper that Contains this column. If
the experts are right, you'll simply turn on
your television instead and your newspaper
will appear on the screen upon demand
along with all kinds of other information,
I've been hearing this kind of prediction
since back in the sixties when I went off to
learn all there was about the newspaper
business. While we were busy studying
how to put words on paper, the experts
were telling us that all this would someday
be obsolete. The age of electronics was
here they said. Someday people would get
everything they needed off their television
set. Flick the switch and there'd be the
weather forecasat. Switch another and get
the sports or another and get the business
news and so on.
Well I guess I'm old fasioned but I
hope that day will never come. I mean
theoretically, we could all have copies of
expensive art like the Mona Lisa too by
turning a switch and looking at it on
television but I don't think it would be
quite the same.
Newspapers aren't quite an art form to the
scale of a Mona Lisa but they are a heck of
a lot more than just the information that is
printed on them. A newspaper has a life of
its own:Most newspaper take on their own
personality, a combination of the manage-
ment and the individual personalities of the
people who work and of the particular
equipment used by each newspaper. Thus,
in a city like Toronto which has three
newspapers there are three distinct alter-
natives for the person wanting to pick up a
newspaper at the corner newstand: there's
the conservative (and Conservative) Globe
and Mail, known as the great grey Globe
because of it's design and the heaviness of
its reading material; then the big and
brassy Star that shouts everything in red
ink except it's financial statement; and
finally the Sun which specializes in second
hand gossip and right hand politics and is
so obsessed with scandal that many claim it
is one.
Somehow I can't see how these differing
personalities could be put forward on a
television screen as it slowly flips line after
line of a news story. Nor do I see how
the personality of the community • the
newspaper represents can be properly
expressed on a television screen as is so
often the case with our weekly news
papers.
Of course there's another problem as
well. There are two common causes of
domestic disputes, one over who will have
what section of the newspaper and another
over which television channel will be
watched by wham at what time. Can you
imagine the fun when all this arguing is
rolled into one big argument about who's
going to read what section of the news-
paper instead of watching re-runs of Green
Acres? Of course it's also a bit more
difficult to take your paper to the
washroom for a little relief and relaxation
when you've got to carry the whole
television along. And what about reading
outside under a tree?
I realize, of course there are advantages
to the newspaper being delivered on
television. First of all, it would save us
cutting down all those trees. It would also,
of course put a few hundred thousand.
people out of work cutting down those trees
and making newsprint from them but what
the heck, that's progress. If we continue to
progress at the present rate, we'll soon get
to that glorious state where everybody's
out of a job except the people who look
after processing and sending out the
unemployment cheques.
There's no doubt that one advantage
would be the reduction of our output of
garbage. (I mean the newspapers after
they've been read, not what's printed in
them, like this column). A big part of our
garbage costs these days go towards
collecting and burying old newspapers.
I'm sure my.wife would long for the day
when newspaper came on television. I'm a
newspaper addict and it's also part of my
job to keep up with what's going on so we
end up with three daily newspapers and
close to a dozen weekly newspapers around
the house. It means wehave our own major
garbage disposal problem as the pile of old
newspapers mounts steadily toward the
ceiling and threatens to topple over
smoothering the dog, a cat or a kid.
She'd also like it I'm sure on those
frequent days when she's trying to carry on
a conversation and I'm managing to ignore
her (all the while managing well-timed
"un hubs") while I read the newspaper. It
would be so much easier to get my
attention if she could just pull the plug.
But if the newspaper is replaced by the
television just think how we'd suffer. What
would we ever use to line the bird cage?
And wow. Idn't it be hard to paper train a
new batch of kittens if we had to use used
televisions?
Sugar and, spice
Meanw'hile, problems have become more complex, issues have
become less clear and solutions cry out for our involvement.
So we rush to the local theatre for a two-hour bath in the comforting
cop-out of super-simple solutions, and we tell ourselves we don't really
believe the Superman story.
The festival business
Warner Brothers, by way of atonement for their sins, are forced to
settle for a puny seven and a half million dollars in the bank after three
Whole days. (The United Church)
Time running out for
grain storage grants
Farmers' money for the grain storage
'rid handling program is running otitl
It you plan to take advantage of this
ederally sponsored program ; have your
vork done quickly then apply for the grant
4' 30% of your cost up to $1;500.
There is less than $f million left Of the 13
million appropriated for this program in
Ontario.
Contact the Agricultural Office in Clinton
about eligibility of items and applications:
Don Pullen, P.. Ag,,
Agricultural Representative
for Huron County.
My old lady is back in the music festival
business, after an absence of some years,
and it's just like old times around here;
hectic.
We quarrel frequently about great issues
such as who put out the garbage last week
or whose turn it is to do the dishes. When
these tiffs become heated, I am frequently
told, in a typical wifely digression, when
she is logically cornered, that. I know
almost nothing about music,
It has nothing to do with the argument,
but fhear, "You couldn't even find middle
C on the piano," in tones of contempt. I
cheerfully admit to that fact and the further
fact that I don't give a diddle, which fans
the flames. This always non-complusses
her, which is the object.
But, when a music festival looms, and
looms is the words, I suddenly discover
that "Lou have a good ear, and a great
sense of rhythm and tempo,'' and I realize,
With an inward groan, that I'm in for hours
of listening to minuets and gavottes and
sonatinas, and making judgments based on
my good ear and great sense of etc.
It all began about 20 years ago, Both our
kids were taking piano lessons, and doing
well. One evening I was sitting idly,
reading my paper and wagging my foot in
tithe to the sonatina my son was preparing
for a music festival.
My foot got going so fast I couldn't even
read the printed word for the vibration.
"Hey," I thought, "this kid isn't Chopin or
Paderewski. That's a mite quick for a grade
six piece."
I made my wife sit down and listen. She
checked the tempo in the book, He was
playing about double speed. She brought it
to the attention of his music teacher, who
was a little shocked and embarrassed to
realize that old tin ear-was right, Happy
ending. We got the kid slowed to
half-speed, and he won first prize,
That was the end of any peace for me,
around festival time. Ever since, I've had
to listen to dozens of kids play all their
festival pieces, and come up with some
enlightening comment about things of
which I have absolutely no knowledge, like
pace, tone, rhythm, tempo, appogiaturo,
forte, crescendo and the like. I don't even
know what the words mean.
In self-defence, I've concocted a number
of Comments about as useful as the things
teachers write on report carcig. Things like;
"perhaps the second movement is a bit
subtitled:" of, "Yesi^ that's holding to-
gether nicely," or "don't you think the
andante allegro is a bit turgid?" When yoti
don't know an andante from an allegro, if
one were to crawl out of your soup, it
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