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Times-Advocqte, February 23, 1978Page 6
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teaching text.
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Have you heard of a
spoonerism?
It is an accidental
transposition of the initial
letters or other letters i:.,two
or more words. For exam
ple, “the boxer dealt a
blushing crow” or “for real
enjoyment, give me a well-
boiled icycle.”
Some comedians inten
tionally compose
spoonerisms and use them
to turn a familiar story into
a laugh.
For example, you
remember Rindercella, who
always ressed in dags. Her
two sugly tep-disters and
their mugly other wouldn’t
let Rindercella go to the
bancy fall, that the prand
some hince was throwing.
He was looking for a wife,
and all the kadies in the
lingdom would be at the ban-
cy fall.
After her two sugly tep-
disters and their mugly
other left, poor Rindercella
sat by the ashes in the
fireplace and fried and
fried.
Suddenly her gairy fod-
mother appeared. With a
wave of her wagic mand,
the gairy fodmother turned
a cumpkin into a poach and
six mite whice into hancing
porses. Then she turned
Rindercella’s lags into a
govely rown and put slass
gippers on her feet. She sent
her to the bancy fall, but
warned her to* be home
before twelve o’clock,
because at the moke of strid-.
night the poach would turn
back into a cumpkin.
When the prandsome
hince saw Rindercella, he
fell ladly in muve. He nanc-
ed with her all dight, and
everyone wondered who the
beautiful girl was. She was
so happy she forgot her
gairy fodmother’s warning,
until she heard the sock
trike twelve.
As she ran down the
stairs, she lost one of her
slass gippers. The prand
some hince found it, and he
went all over his kingdom
searching for the beautiful
lady, whose foot would slit
the flipper.
At last, he came to
Rindercella’s house. Her
oldest step-sister said, “Let
me try.” But the gipper
fidn’t dit. Her youngest step
sister said, “Let me try.”
But it fidn’t dit. Even their
mugly other tried, itfidn’tdit.
Finally, Rindercella tried
and the slass gipper dit. The
prandsome hince married
Rindercella: he took her to
his hastle and they lived cap-
pily ever after.
Recently, I discovered
that I was unwittingly
writing spoonerisms of my
own. I typed a letter to my
girl friend. It was the third
letter I had written that
morning, and for me that’s a
record. I was tired, and I
was hurrying because I
wanted to mail the letters
when I went uptown at noon.
Those are my excuses:
here are some excerpts
from my unedited letter.
“Thanks for sending me the
picture of the kids. They’ve
sure groan since the last
time I saw them.” “We’ve
had some bad stroms, but it
sounds though you’re not
having a terrific winter,
wither.” “Our camera club
had a minute last night.”
Now I’m worried. I
wonder how many bloopers
have escaped the hasty
glances I give letters before
popping them into the
envelopes. How many peo
ple have chuckled or
scratched their heads while
reading my spoonerisms?
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Theme is outlined
for Prayer session
“Community spirit in
modern living,” is the theme
for this year’s World Day of
Prayer.
Exeter United Church will
be the host church for the
local observance and the
guest speaker will be Mrs.
Kay Austin, a missionary on
furlough from Taiwan. It will
be held on March 3.
The leaflet provided for
the event notes that “our life
in Canada is becoming a
fuller and richer one as
people of many cultures,
many races, many creeds
and many tongues have
come to make their home
here. As Canadians, we call
our brothers and sisters
around the world to share
their lives with us and with
one another so that all of
humanity may grow into
unity and wholeness through
fellowship with one another.
And in so doing, we are doing
God’s will.”
This year, the financial
donation received at the
services will have a special
significance since it is the
60th birthday of the Women’s
Inter-Church Council of
Canada and it is to that
group the funds will be
directed.
A birthday gift of $60,000 is
anticipated to finance a
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson
Morley spent Sunday with
the Bowman’s in Elmira.
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Whirlpool
is a boon
In November, the Cana
dian Foresters, Western On
tario Provincial Assembly,
meeting in Goderich
presented to Huronview
funds to purchase a
whirlpool bath.
After some delays in in
stallation, the bath was put
into service on January 16
and, in the short space of
time since then, has proven
to be a boon to the Home.
Residents who, because of
phinful arthritic conditions
or extra-sensitive skin,
dreaded a regular bath, find
the whirlpool not only
tolerable but actually plea
sant. The built-in lift gives
them a real sense of security
and the whirlpool action is
definitely beneficial to
arthritic joints.
The only problem is that
one such bath can not
possibly accommodate all the
residents. Hence, decisions
have to be made as to which
residents would benefit
most from the whirlpool and
such decisions appear ar
bitrary to some of the
residents not chosen.
Despite this small
problem, management,
staff, and the residents who
get to use it are very pleased
with this excellent piece of
equipment. And it is hoped
that another can be acquired
in the near future to let
more residents have the ob
vious benefit of this bathing
system.
ANNOUNCE ENGAGEMENT — Mr. and Mrs. Peter Lazet,
Clinton, Ontario are pleased to announce the engagement of
their daughter Yvonne Marie to Orval Edward DeBoer, son of
Mr. and Mrs. Sybren DeBoer, Exeter, Ontario. The marriage
is to take place June 2, 1978.
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