The Exeter Times-Advocate, 1977-03-31, Page 4Exeter council can't be faulted for
wanting to look at their budget priorities
before undertaking tests to determine the
cause of flooded basements in the Carling
St. area, but they should realize that for the
residents affected, that project is top
priority.
As resident Hugh Davis explained, they
have put up with the situation for several
years, and have been extremely patient. In
fact, council members would probably
agree that the residents have been more
patient than they would be under similar
circumstances.
Council have been aware of the
problem and have taken steps in the past to
alleviate the situation. Unfortunately, the
problem persists and it would appear to
have reached the stage where it has
become a top priority.
Flooding in home basements is certain-
ly one of the most annoying things that can
happen to people, particularly when some
of that water contains sewage as it has on
occasions in the past.
Missiles of doom
In the Pentagon and in the Kremlin, in
military academies and war rooms around
thew orld, the talk is still of bombs and
missiles. President Carter has been told by
some of his military advisers that 200 to 250
long-range nuclear missiles — all intended
for submarine launch — are by no means
the minimum deterrence against a Soviet
surprise attack.
In 1974, the arms levels agreed upon by
the United States and the Soviet Union at
Vladivostok were 2,400 long-range missiles
(including bombers) on each side. This is 10
times the level President Carter is now
studying, and enough to spell an end to the
civilized world as we know it.
There is a broadened constituency in
the United States and in many other coun-
tries that favors higher spending on
defense. The Pentagon's new defense
budget for fiscal 1978 calls for $123 billion
— representing about 10 times the amount
that all the rich, industrialized states lent
or gave to the developing countries in the
form of economic aid last year.
While armaments manufacturers are
experimenting with Buck Rogers type
death rays and warheads that weave their
way to targets to foil the defenders, the dis-
possessed of the earth must struggle with
misery, poverty, illiteracy and disease.
It is shame ful that the governments of
nations — mostly rich nations but a good
many poor nations as well — squander such
vast resources on arms when hundreds of
millions are in desperate need of a better
life.
The fault lies largely with the great
powers. Not only could they help to create
a more peaceful global climate if they
wished, they also could halt the flow of
weapons to the developing world.
The rich nations are the ones that make
the weapons. It is they who build not just
the nuclear missiles that could spell doom
for humanity, but the less sophisticated air-
craft and tanks and machineguns that find
their way into arsenals everywhere. It is
the rich nations that profit from the
manufacture and the sale of arms.
It is the rich nations who must lead the
way by banning first of all nuclear arms,
and who must then work toward 'general
disarmament.
Farmers decide
With friends like that ...
It isn't too surprising that some
farmers in Huron County have adopted the
attitude that saving farmland is a pain in
the neck. It just depends whose ox is being
gored.
Frank Falconer of the Huron-Perth
Shorthorn Club told the local members of
parliament recently in Clinton that efforts
to save farmland is all a bunch of "B.S." —
and who better to know about such a com-
modity than a Shorthorn farmer. Falconer
says that farmland should be "sold to the
highest bidder".
Obviously Falconer is convinced that
farming, like all other business, is strictly
to make money. Keep competition keen,
keep the demand just a little greater than
the demand, and there is the formula for
financial gain. Let land go to the highest
bidder and some farmers, especially those
on the fringe of growing urban com-
munities or those who are just plain lucky,
stand to get rich,
Gone is the old-fashioned idea that
farmers have an obligation to feed the na-
tion. And perhaps that's as it should be. Too
long have city and town folk behaved as
though it's their natural right to have a
bountiful supply of cheap food from the
farmlands of Canada.
Still, farmers always will be an in-
dependent breed. Though in recent years
farmers have become increasingly vocal
where farm policy and prices are concern-
ed, they have remained fiercely proud of
their ability to keep pace with the demands
of a consuming public. They are intense
about this matter of food production yet
they demand the freedom to choose their
own destiny.
Politicians a -2e justified, perhaps, in
their concern for the farmland of Ontario,
of Canada. Maybe Frank Falconer's views
are a little too radical for the times, but
there is merit in what he says. Farmers
must retain the choice. Chances are they
won't let anyone down,
Goderich Signal Star
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It is a priority Join the dance
A celebration in the Bible that
interests me is when David
brought the ark of the Lord to the
City of David. He was so happy he
danced with joyful abandon at the
front of the procession to the
temple,
His wife, Michal, a royal
princess, took a dim view of his
behaviour and accused him of
making a fool of himself in front
of his people. David's answer was
that he was dancing before the
Lord who made him king of Israel
and that he was more than willing
to look like a fool in order to show
his joy and thanksgiving to God.
The people standing on the
sidelines watching the parade
seemed unable to join David's
dance. They were, perhaps, less
sinful than their king. They
trusted God, their confessed sins
had been forgiven but they could
not dance.
How many people are there, I
wonder, who are like those. who
watched David dance but
couldn't join him? Good, solid,
faithful, gray people who never
do anything very wrong but who
have never experienced the hope
and joy in Christ that allows them
to dance in and through life,
Some of them may not want to
dance for fear of looking foolish,
Others may be afraid to take the
first faltering steps. Still others
may want to dance very much
but nobody ever asks them. In
any case, they are all missing the
joyful experience of allowing
Christ to take over their lives.
The Dance
I want to stamp my foot
and shout at her
Move, woman, move!
I want to yank her off
that same old place
where she's been
marking time
for twenty years
I want her to run
to the centre of the floor
to skip and leap
to experience
the exhilaration
of the
Dance of the Lord.
But she will not budge
That dance repulses her
or frightens her
She drags her feet
digs in her heels
in that shadowy
safe
spot on the
sidelines
I am exasperated
resentful
angry
because
she is a stone around my neck
holding me
hanging me
hauling me back
God forgive me
give me understanding
patience
love
Help me to lead her
gently
to the floor
for those first
simple steps
Then help her Lord
to catch
the throbbing tempo
of
Your Wonderful Life-Changing
Dance.
It seems that everybody is try-
ing to throw a scare into me
these days, And I must admit it
isn't too difficult.
We're going to run out of oil
one of these days, trumpet the
headlines. Not to mention gas,
coal and practically everything"
else that provides heat, I have
visions of self, ten years from
now, sitting in front of the
fireplace, feeding the last bit of
the grand piano into it, turning to
the old lady and asking, "What
now, baby? Go fetch the cyanide
pills."
Various ministers of health tell
me menacingly that if I keep on
smoking, I'm going to die a
horrible death; if I don't give up
the drink, I'll lose so many brain
cells a day that there'll be
nothing but a pack of putty
behind my eyebrows,
Economists claim that if I
don't save some money for my
old age, I'll wind up eating tinned
dog food. Other economists in-
form that if I do save some
money for my old age, inflation
will erode it to the point where I
won't even be able to afford dog
food.
From one of the revenue
department's lackeys comes a
stern warning that if I don't
produce within 15 days Some
abstruse document which I
already sent them two years ago,
something mysterious and
dreadful will happen, They will
"make an adjustment." I
wonder which part of me they
will adjust, and how painful it
will be. My nose could use some
straightening,
If Quebec separates, according
to the pundits all kinds of ghastly
things will happen: my Bell bill
will rise, along with my blood
pressure; my arthritis will soar
to new heights; I'll have trouble
raising a few billion next time I
try to float a bond issue in the
States; my wife will probably
leave me, because I spent the
first two years of my life in
Quebec; I'll have to deal in funny
money, with Saint Rene's picture
on it; my roof will catch fire
because of nationalized
asbestos; and there won't be any
French on the back of my cereal
box. A fate worse than death.
Unemployment is rising, and I
am assured that nobody is going
to hire an old, lazy, highly-
trained guy like me when there
are all those young, lazy, highly-
trained people around.
They tell me that when the
anti-inflation controls come off,
there's going to be such an
almighty, all-Canadian grab for
the buck that even God is going
to wake up, grumbling, and
wondering what's going on down
there, And I'll be left in the
lurch, because teachers, on the
whole, will let themselves be
dumped on rather than fight in
the streets and be thrown in the
paddy wagon.
Even worse things are
threatened. George Chuvalo,
Canadian heavy-weight champ,
having disposed at One sitting of
a fat turkey called Pretty Boy
Feldstein, might decide to start
a comeback and demand a
rematch with Muhammad Ali (at
the age of 40).
And speaking of turkeys, I
have another fear. Toronto, with
one of the worst football teams in
Canada, and an equally inept
hockey team, has now acquired a
major league baseball team. It
will inevitably be "promising,"
"threatening," and "scrappy"
for the first 10 years. After that,
when it soars from last place in
the league to second-last, it will
instantly become the "pennant-
bound Toronto Bluejays." So
much for sports fears,
Advertisements constantly
frighten me. They tell me I have
dry skin, hemmorhoids, falling
hair, crumbling teeth, bad
breath, and high armpits. They
suggest I am stupid if I don't
rush right out, buy a lottery
ticket, and become an instant
millionaire.
And just the other day I read in
the paper that the South African
doctor who started the heart
transplant game is prepared to
use baboon hearts, if there are no
human ones available, Nothanks,
doe. You can give me the heart
of a pig or a chicken. Either
would suit my personality. But
have you ever seen a baboon
from the rear? Who wants a
great, flaming, orange bum?
Newspapers tell me that the
Canadian farmer is going down
the drain, I go out for a quart of
milk and it's gone up a nickel
since yesterday, Some drain.
Everybody is talking about
forthcoming elections. This
scares me too. I can't stand the
politicians we have now. Why
It's unbelievable just how pain-
ful a knee injury can be!
Now before you jump to the
conclusion that the writer is go-
ing to tell about the excruciating
physical pain associated with a
knee injury in the hope of foster-
ing deep sympathy on the part of
the readers, let us point out that
the mental pain is much greater.
But let's start at the beginning.
Yours truly was among the
coaches and managers of the Ex-
eter Minor Hockey Association
who took to the ice recently to do
battle with Team 10 from CFPL
in a benefit game at Huron Park.
The game was full of laughs
for everyone. Referees were
smashed in the face with cream
pies, spectators were showered
with pop corn and there were the
usual on-ice tricks of having a
puck tied to a stick, etc. etc.
The writer was among the par-
ticipants enjoying himself until
mid-way through the second
period when he took a stride Lto
check an opposing player and
had the misfortune of having a
skate blade dig into the ice,
resulting in a twisted knee.
As noted, the physical pain was
not that severe. Walking becarrie
difficult at best, and trying to get
one's socks and shoes on in the
morning was a task that required
assistance from some member
of the household.
But all that was as hard to take
as peaches and cream in com-
parison to the mental anguish
one suffers.
Our first insight into that
aspect of a knee injury came
when we hobbled into the house
after the contest. Noticing the
pained expression on our face
and the difficulty being ex-
perienced in removing a shoe,
the better half immediately
offered the normal expression of
sympathy.
"I hope you realize now that
you're too old for that non-
sense," she remarked, and
returned her focus to the book
she was reading.
While that lack of sympathy
was crushing enough, there was
more to follow when we joined
the family circle.
"Judy Savoy gave you a pretty
good check," our eldest son
remarked with a big smerk on
his face. "It's like you say, dad,
have to keep your head up," he
continued, obviously enjoying
the opportunity to return some of
the ribbing he has taken after be-
ing knocked to the ice by a
smaller player.
His two brothers, who had
attended the game, quickly join-
ed in the abuse, also enjoying the
replace them with losers?
Well, today I decided that I've
had enough. I'm sick of being
frightened half to death.
If the human race, at least in
the Northern Hemisphere, is go-
ing to perish for lack of heating,
I'll move south,
'I'm going to go on smoking,
and will donate my lungs to a
chef who will write a cookbook
specializing in smoked lungs on
toast, with truffles. Maybe I'll
get senile from drink, but it's a
lot more fun than just getting
senile,
If I'm going to die, why worry
about my old age? I'll take a
steak now and let the dog food
look after itself.
Let the feds throw me in jail
over my income tax. I'd enjoy
eating at somebody else's ex-
pense for a change. And you get
weekend leave, anyway.
If Quebee separates, I'll rip out
the phone, which I'd love to do,
and stop floating those billion-
dollar loans, which I seldom do
anyway.
If I can't get a job, go on
unemployment insurance, and
laugh all the way to the
poolroom, with the rest of the
boys.
opportunity to suggest that the
old man had been injured by that
weather woman. „
The missing member of the
family was still holidaying in
By Deanna Young
A common question posed at
this time of year surfaced once
again during the recent sand-
bagging episode at the dam in
Riverview Park. "Why are the
levels in this and the Morrison
Dam not drawn down in order to
provide more storage for flood
waters, thereby reducing the
level of the peak flow in the
river?" This is a frequent and
reasonable question, and
deserves a clear explanation.
The reasons for maintaining a
fairly high water level in the
Morrison Dam are several.
Firstly, the design of the dam
requires that a certain amount of
water remain in the reservoir to
protect the structure from
4, damage due to frost. As well, this
minimal volume of water
preserves a habitat for wintering.
fish.
Secondly, keeping the water at
a fairly high level allows the
formation of a large, solid sheet
of ice, which is resistant to
cracking. This sheet remains in
the reservoir, melting slowly in
the spring. Keeping a lower level
in the reservoir through the
winter, or lowering it im-
mediately before the spring
freshet, would have the same
result - the ice would crack into
large chunks, enabling it to be
carried downstream to wreak
havoc at the dam and island in
Riverview Park.
The reasons cited for keeping
the water level high in the
Morrison Dam would seem in-
significant if lowering it would
have a reducing affect on flood
flows. Unfortunately, this is not
the case.
Designed primarily as a
storage structure for low flow
augmentation, the dam will not
store. sufficient water to
significantly affect high flows.
For example, the storage
capacity of the dam, if drained,
would be approximately 185 acre-
feet, Translated to cubic feet, the
volume of water held in the dam
when filled would be about 8
million cubic feet.
A typical spring runoff type
flow into the reservoir would be
about 2,000 cubic feet per second,
or 120,000 cubic feet per minute.
Simple arithmetic would then
show that the dam would be filled
to overflowing in a matter of
about one hour. Thus, this small
storage capacity would have
little affect on a high flow lasting
12 or 24 hours or more.
It is our hope that the above
satisfactory
e xp l ana t ion provides a
answer to the annual
question regarding the operation
of the Morrison Dam,
Brampton after his hockey
torunament and our paths never
crossed until we met at the
midget game in Listowel on Mon-
day evening.
"I hear Judy Savoy really got
you," he laughed, failing to
answer our question of how that
news had reached Brampton.
And so it went. "Not as young
as you thought you were, eh?"
was the shout we heard from the
local dry cleaning office as we
limped our way to work,
"Gee, Bill, you sure shouldn't
play against those rough
women," commented the adver-
tising manager when he saw us
coming in the door.
Sympathy! It's a great thing to
cure an ill, But just where does a
fellow go to get it?
But you know what they say
about an ill wind. We've already
written the Chicago Black
Hawks to advise them about our
knee injury.
For those not in the know,
Chicago pays up to $3 million for
hockey players with bad knees
and that can obviously go a long
way to offsetting any lack of
sympathy.
We've also enjoyed shocking a
few people this week, due to the
fact that the better half is also
hobbling about with a sprained
ankle picked up in one of her
"participaction" endeavours.
Tuesday morning, it was decid-
ed that both invalids should seek
some medical advice and off we
hobbled to the doctor's office and
then down to the hospital for
some x-rays.
"Oh, it was just a little family
squabble," we advised a couple
of people who questioned what
had happened. "But we can't
kick each other now," we
reported in trying to keep a
stright face.
So, if you've been hearing
reports about that vicious
marital battle at the Batten
household, we can advise that it
is not really true. The injuries
were suffered in separate in-
cidents.
In fact, everything is quite
blissful. It has to be, because we
only have two good legs between
us and there has to be con-
siderable give and take — mainly
because we only have one
heating pad.
"This looks like a scene from
the Bluewater Rest Home," we
remarked as the better half
handed the pad over at the end of
her allotted time the other day,
We've managed to catch up on
some of the latest TV shows dur-
ing our convalescence, but we in-
sist that the boys turn off the
one-eyed monster before the
weather report. It's not that we
don't enjoy you, Judy, but your
picture on the screen just starts
that heckling all over again.
30 YEARS AGO
Boy Scout and Guide week
came to a conclusion in Exeter
Saturday afternoon with en-
tertainment of Scouts, Guides
and Cubs to a skating party at the
Exeter arena.
Exeter now boasts the only
turnip waxing plant with an
automatic drying machine which
has reduced to only nine minutes
the stage from the washing
machine to the bag.
The interior of Credition
Evangelical UB church is being
redecorated by Mr. Paris
Anderson of Ailsa Craig.
J. S. White, son of the late J. J.
White editor of the Exeter Times,
has been appointed deputy health
minister in Saskatchewan.
A new Canadian four-cent
stamp will be issued shortly to
commemorate the centenary of
the birth of Alexander Graham
Bell.
20 YEARS AGO
Hensall Council bought the old
public school building which will
be abandoned this year when
15 YEARS AGO
The former Canada Packers
building beside the Lyric Theatre
will be torn down to make way for
a food market it was revealed
this week.
As part of a movement to
develop greater understanding
between Anglicans and United
Church persons, Rev. Bren
deVries and Rev, Ernest Lewis
exchanged pulpits in their
churches, Sunday.
John E. Hall,' Mt, Carmel, a
graduate of SHDHS has been
named one of four vice-
presidents of the newly.formed
Ontario Law Students'
Association,
The home of Mrs, Peter Ber.
tram Carling Street, was sold to
Clarence Wurm this week,
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liovv'n memory one ,
the new school opens in the
village. It hopes to establish
'another industry by offering the
building for sale,
Largest crowds to attend a
production of the Exeter Drama
Guild turned out this week to see
the farce, "Father's Been to
Mars." Stars were Bob Russell,
George Godbolt, Eunice Ward,
Ted Smith, Donalda Adams, Mrs.
Doug Harrison and Mrs.. Bill
Oberle.
Trivitt Memorial Church gave
the contract for the complete
redecoration of the interior of the
church to A. W. R. McDougall,
Toronto, specialist in church
decoration.
SHDHS board offered its
teachers a $400 across-the-board
increase Tuesday night in a move
to retain the staff in face of the
frenzied scramble for teachers.
National president of the
Association of Kinsmen Clubs,
Iry Cantor, Leamington, was
guest speaker at an interclub
meeting in Hensall, which
marked the 37th Anniversary of
the founding of the club, Thur-
sday night,