HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Times-Advocate, 1977-02-10, Page 4There's nothing quite like a blizzard to
prove that people can be funny. Or perhaps
"stupid" would be a more appropriate
definition.
How else can one explain the apparent
desire of some people to risk their lives by
heading out onto the highways when it is
obvious that travel is virtually impossible?
And yet, there were repeated examples
throughout last week of motorists tempting
fate to reach a destination,
It is not difficult to sympathize with
people who were caught in the frightening
throes of the blizzard when it quickly
descended and in minutes reduced visibili-
ty to nil and made travel extremely hazar-
dous. Weather forecasts have never been
able to provide accurate indications of the
extremity of any weather movement to the
point where it can be determined well in
advance what is to befall us,
However, it is difficult to sympathize
with people who head out into such a storm
once it has arrived and end up in the car-
nage of wrecked vehicles which dotted area
highways.
Some people would argue that a citizen
has that freedom of choice, They would
claim that such drivers are endangering no
one but themselves or others who may be
similarly displaying their lack of in-
telligence.
But that is not correct! Once those peo-
ple get into trouble they expect ambulance
drivers, policemen, tow truck operators
and snow plow crews to come to their
assistance. It is an illegitimate expecta-
tion,
It becomes apparent that the police
must be given greater authority to halt
traffic when the need arises to save
foolhardy motorists from themselves, and
to alleviate the risk that must be subse-
quently taken by their rescuers,
While area residents agree unanimous-
ly that winter can quit any time now, there
is a growing fear that the spring thaw could
bring added hardships and woes.
It becomes imperative that municipal
officials take every step possible to prevent
serious flooding and to formulate con-
tingency plans should major problems
arise.
Drain outlets should be checked at the
first sign of a thaw to ensure they are not
clogged with debris or ice that would pre-
vent the water from getting away as quick-
ly as possible,
In some municipalities it may also be
necessary to consider hauling snow away
from potential trouble spots.
Hopefully, of course, the snow will dis-
appear over an extended period of time so
no major difficulties arise, but officials
would be remiss in their duties if they fail-
ed to consider the potential dangers and the
methods by which those dangers could be
minimized.
An invitation to church
Since this is the season of church an-
nual meetings the following article picked
up in Stewart Memorial Church, Dwight,
might be interesting.
An invitation to church
I work eight hours, I sleep eight hours and
have eight hours for leisure;
But I don't go to church on Sunday because
that's my time for pleasure.
I was out two of three nights last week, it
was 20 below I'm told;
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But I didn't go to church on Sunday because
it was too cold.
My family is well fed all week, they're not
getting any thinner;
But I don't go to church on Sunday because
I have to get dinner.
I went out Saturday night, even though I
had a chill;
But I didn't get to church on Sunday
because I was too ill.
I get to town several times each week, I use
both truck and car;
But I didn't get to church on Sunday
because it was too far.
I got my feet wet twice last week and I did
not complain;
But I didn't get to church on Sunday
because it looked like rain,
We always get a sitter when to parties we
get bids;
But we didn't get to church on Sunday
because we have to mind the kids.
The show lasted two hours or more and I
didn't mind a bit;
But I didn't go to church on Sunday because
an hour's too long to sit.
I took my cold to the party and sneezed my
head almost off ;
But I didn't go to church on Sunday because
I, was afraid I'd cough:. •
Just when I'm going out some friends drop
in, but I got out just the same;
But I didn't get to church on Sunday
' because company came.
No one asked me to the movie, but I go
often, nothing slighted;
But I don't go to church on Sunday because
I haven't been invited.
Elder James is a member of our club, each
Wednesday I with him sit;
But I don't go to church on Sunday because
he's a hypocrite.
I attended church one time, the pastor
preached at them, it was good to see;
But I'm not going any more because last
week he preached at me.
We get along without the church, it adds
nothing to our fun;
But we'll be in church Sunday morning,
because we're getting our baby done.
Me and my old car ....................................
Lord,
I come
because
I cannot help nisr,
Like a moth
to a light •
Like a pin
to a magnet
Like a river
to an ocean
I come, Lord,
because I must
Though ± ere times
I Want blarktfd he Light
11
Flow
So, I come
I
because
must.
Because [Mutt
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I chill •
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Times-Advocate, February 10, 1977
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"This must be the end of the 200-mile offshore fishing limit."
Some unusual stories
Lord, I keep thinking.:
about that ybnrig,thOliti phoned'
eager fOrthe
"I'm sorry it's alreaetaken" I told him
"Oh" he sighed "th41(you"
But in that sighe, •
there was So rtilleff414PPointment
diseafirageinent
devastation
despair:
I *a to cry out
"ItY,SpM Mistake
• YOU bPillia the job"
I Oily
' tibia
it Wag
alrvittylAketi
I could tell how bail bb wanted the work
Work inakea•hifitt4e1 like a man
makes him fernhere's a place for him
But when he can't•fitiO a job
the world's saying./
he's not needed
nothing to offer,
this bright-Ahl'i success crazy,
ego-gorgidg014
He is bewildera' pd ashamed
becausettreral place
for him
Oh God, pie* If to hold on
help hltlyto t give up on himself
help him4§. p his self respect
help liiittalind a place
that hairrotilready
bee11100e,
And Lord, help1400,4tand and watch
to kilOW1WhEi(to say and do
for tht4e*litir seek the jobs
-that liatKAIrOdy been taken, •
Boy, am I glad I'm not rich!
There is nothing wrong with
money in itself, though the love
of it is reputed to be the root of
all evil. It's what money brings
in its wake that can make life a
nightmare.
For the past four days we've
been a two-car family, and it's
been a real brute. We need two
cars about as much as we need
two houses, and I still don't know
how I got into this fandango, but
I'm in it, and I wish I weren't.
There wasn't a thing wrong
with our old car, except that it
was getting a bit long in the
tooth. Or so everybody said. I
didn't think a 1967 Dodge, with
only 48,000 miles on it, that ran
like a bomb, was something to be
ashamed of.
Dogs are said to age about
seven to one, in comparison with
humans. Thus, a nine-year-old
dog would be like a 63-year-old
man. That seems fair enough;
missing some teeth, missing
some hair, and getting a bit stiff
and arthritic. But there are old
dogs and old dogs, of both
species.
I don't know the ratio for cars
and humans, but I'd guess it
would be about eight to one. So,
my 10-year-old car would be
about 80 in human terms.
To some of you young people,
80 might seem a great age. But
to my personal knowledge, for
some people life begins at 80.
And many an old girl in a home
for the aged will back rne up.
They know, from personal ex-
perience, that some of the guy's,
at 80, 82, 84 are among the most
dangerous men they've every
met in their lives, socially and
sexually.
We've all been reading lately
about the Male Menopause. At
least I have. I think I came
through it all right, but you never
really know. Only last Sunday
afternoon I was giving my wife a
big blast because she didn't want
me to join the poker club and go
to the Legion Hall and play
shuffleboard with the boys after
work on Friday.
She was a bit taken aback for
about one minute. Then she
snapped that she didn't care
what I did. I could go and stand
on my head in a snowbank. I
could go out and play poker six
nights a week, as long as I didn't
take more than a dollar with me,
and didn't "expect me to serve
lunch to a lot of men who'd leave
a dirty mess to clean up and burn
holes in the rug."
I don't know ho* I got away
over here behind the barn when I
started out talking about the
horrors of being a two-car fami-
ly. Anyway.
People made disparaging
remarks about my old Dodge. A
mechanic wanted to buy it.
Cheap. When I suggested $1,300
as a fair price, he laughed so
hard he had a mild heart attack,
"Smiley, you've run that old
wreck into every tree in Blank
County."
This was a gross canard. That
car has hit only one tree, I'll ad-
mit that it has hit the same tree
— the one at the end of my
driveway — three tithes, once by
my wife, once by my daughter,
once by my son-in-laW, but
never by me. That shows you
how rumors spread.
It did have a wow in the rear
bumper from the time I hit a
light standard. The back bumper
was somewhat like a boomerang,
because I bombed through two
feet of snow in my driveway last
winter, skidded across the
street, and hit a telephone pole,
backwards. But only one tree.
On one side, the chrome was
stripped off and the door caved
in, when the Old Lady had an
argument with the side of the
garage. But the other side, until
today, lookedilike a new car, ex-
cept for the rust, which had
eaten a bare 12 inches up into the
fenders.
Key words there are "Until
today." After today I have
matching doors, both without
chrome, both looking as though
Paul Bunyan had taken a
grievance and a kick at the door,
in that order.
Inside, the car is like new, if
you don't mind a bit of foam
spilling out of the seats, You can
tell it has been a one-owner car.
The two inches of cigarette ashes
on the floor are all of the same
brand.
You can understand bow sen-
timental a chap could get about
such a car. Like an 80-year-old
uncle with a few scars and
wrinkles but a lot of zip still in
the old bawd.
People have made love in that
car. People have been taken to
hospital in that car. Babies have
been brought home from hospital
on their fifth or sixth day in the
world, in that car.
Writing columns is not always
an easy task and it becomes even
more difficult when one gets vir-
tually shut off from the world at
large by the winter weather
we've been experiencing.
Newspapers are often criticiz-
ed for failing to present the sun-
ny side of life, but finding that
sunny side has been extremely
difficult. In fact, finding any type
of news has been a major
problem for the past couple of
weeks.
The "fun" events have been
cancelled and we have come to
the conclusion that few people
need words or pictures of snow
and traffic jams to understand
the predicament faced by area.
residents. After all, everyone
has ample evidence of the situa-
tion by merely looking out a win-
dow and people don't need the
newspaper to bring them further
scenes.
Not only that, but the writer
has little inclination to head off
into the throes of winter's fury
just for the sake of taking a pic-
ture of a big snowbank. In fact,
our vehicle hasn't been out of the
laneway for 10 days (this was
written Thursday) and in-
dications are that it may stay
there until spring.
The photos of the wintry scene
have been provided by our two
cohorts, Cathy McKinley and
Ross Haugh. Both have to battle
the drifts to get to work and
periodically stick their noses out
the window to .snap a picture.
Actually, this writer gets a bit
of a chuckle out of the "holier-
than-thou" antics of many
reporters. The TV broadcasters
start off their news programs by
advising drivers that the police
are urging everyone to stay off
the roads and then they proceed
to show pictures that have been
taken by other members of their
news teams who have been sent
out on those same roads to cover
the situation.
By the same token, we can
sympathize with them, because
with all the cancellation of
events there just isn't anything
else to cover except the weather
and the predicaments it brings.
A couple of unusual stories
have arisen during the blizzard.
Last week, an area man had to
walk via snowshoes to a
neighbor's to get a snowmobile
ride to a clear stretch of road
where a police car was dispatch-
ed to pick him up and take him to
his destination.
Where was that destination?
Apparently an appointment with
a chiropractor. There was no in-
dication from our news source as
to the nature of his required
I loved that car. But it was too
randy for me. It was Male
Menopause No. 2, the one that
comes at 80.
So I bought a new one. Not
really new. Anybody who buys a
new car today is either rich or
ripped-off. Jumped all the way
up to a'72.
But I still have the old one. My
wife loves it now, too, after ask-
ing me for five years if I ex-
pected her to be seen in public in
"That old wreck."
So I have two cars. I juggle
them in and out of a one-car gar-
age and a one-car driveway. To-
day I had the new one off to
work.
Although I have told her 700
times that she can't back the car
out of the garage, she tried it. I
don't know what her technique
is. I think she looks over her left
shoulder and twists the wheel to
the right. Or vice versa.
Anyway, she creamed it right
up against the post of the'garage,
could neither forward go nor
back, and I now have matching
dented doors. Sans chrome. At
least it wasn't the new five-year-
old one,
treatment, but we can only guess
it would be even more of a
necessity after battling drifts on
snowshoes and bumping, across
the terrain on a snowmobile.
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However, to top that one off we
were advised about a motorist
being stopped south of Exeter
and warned that travel ahead
was extremley dangerous and
not advisable.
In the ensuing conversation it
was learned that the motorist
was anxious to get back to Lucan
for supper. It seems he had
already battled the trying con-
ditions to get to Exeter for a
bucket of fried chicken and peo-
ple at home were awaiting his
arrival.
Some things are so ridiculous
they actually become funny!
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While we could understand
how some skiers could be strand-
ed on the first day of the blizzard
as they attmpted to get north for
a weekend on the hills, we, find it
impossible to comprehend how
some could muster the necessary
lack of sense to head out the
following weekend after seven
days of steady news reports
tbout how communities were
otally isolated north of
Goderich.
The fellow seen heading south
through Exeter with a surf board
sticking out of his car trunk was
obviously much more aware of
the situation and we wish him
luck in reaching whatever trop-
cial climate he was seeking. *
On the same theme, we have
been in sympathy with our
neighbors who have been going
around with long faces for the
past week or so.
They had their camper parked
in the lane for a getaway to
Florida on January 30 and of
course they have been forced to
delay that trip and suffer along
with the rest of us.
However, with cool
temperatures even in the south,
some area residents have
cancelled trips, consoling
themselves with the fact that
even a blizzard it is better to be
in South Huron 'in a warm house
than in the chilly south where
people don't turn up their ther-
mostats because. they don't even
have heating systems.
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Perhaps the best comment of
the week was attributed to
Stanley Township clerk Mel
Graham, when a reporter asked
him for an indication of road con-
ditions.
"The roads of Stanley
township are still there, and as
long as you stay off them, they
are okay," he quipped.
While the majority of area
residents will come through the
winter of 1976-77 with little more
than a few unpleasant memories,
the sobering aspect of the entire
situation is the problem south of
the border where several million
have been put out of work due to
a shortage of fuel, and in par-
ticular natural gas.
For the past couple of years
we've been hearing conflicting
reports about the shortage of
fuel. For the people who are
shivering or living on unemploy-
ment cheques, it is either a reali-
ty or a very cruel joke.
We tend to think it is the
former and it is obvious that we
too will soon have to wake up to
the fact that our failure to con-
serve energy will create some
very unpleasant conditions in the
years ahead for ourselves and
our children.
The lack of understanding is
clearly indicated by the fact that
the government has had to con-
sider charges against people who
insist on leaving the lights on
over night in those city
skyscrapers.
However, it is probably true
also that few of our readers have
yet grasped the true nature of
the situation and made every
attempt possible to conserve
every iota of energy that they
possibly can.
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. 55 YEARS AGO' • onday evening when 12 out of
Mr. Freeborn Johnston, of ,new members were presented
ship "Carnegie" gave an'addreSS',.;!,,With their Master Mason aprons.
descriptive of the Islands of : Mr. Andrew Easton, a veteran
Pacific at a meeting of the Mrdil. tbktwo wars, who has been em-
Street League on Tuesday, ,.,:played with W. C. Allison, has
evening. /phased from Mrs. Rock the
Friday evening at the arena ,:lacre farm on Lot 8 cone 4,
Exeter-Zurich hockey teg'it. OiShOrne.
tucked away the second MOO
the 0,H,A, intermediate series, .07
when they defeated the feat 20 YEARS AGO
Ingersoll sextette 11 goals to 8. Huron MPP announced this
Mr. Richard Hill of Stephen has Week that Eugene H. • Beaver,
recently lost two head of cattle accountant, has been appointed a
from poisoning. Mr. Hill is not • Atice of the peace for Huron
Ounty.
John Etheringtpn, 12 year old
Oh, of Mr. & Mrs. Archie
therington is South Huron's
Trivitt Memorial schoolrodit,' , jikripion speller for 1957. He
Monday with a fine ittendatOe'*Mated the other 10 contestants
Rev. A. A. Trumper presented,h -, ,-14taaday night. .
4 -; paper on "the Second ConlingTOO,';- ncy Fahner, 19 year old
Our Lord. ord. ;,;:..wighter of Mr. & Mrs. Lloyd mr.
Merner" Eilber, of Credit*, SPihner, near Grand , Bend, was
has accepted a position.withk4: „ Setted queen of SHDHS Friday.
Tiernan & Son of Dash** was crowned at the "At
clerk.Vitie Dance."
• 'Mille four winning students who
represent SHDHS at the
SA public speaking contest
Allison Clark, Ron Carpenter,
Ora Boulianne and Bill Mar-
ti.
al girls receiving their caps
in impressive ceremony at
oria Hospital this week were
ty Kerr, Exeter, Maja Roobol,
*risen , Arlene Harberer,
ich, and Elva .Young, Lucan,
able to account for it as lie hai3O'
poison about the place.
The Exeter and South Huffaj;
Ministerial AssociatioU
30 yEARtAotr..t.,
Bert Borland left StinditY;"•
Indiana to take a short 'cOurfie,
servicing Studebaker Cara.:
Miss Myrtle Reeder is entietihg
Woodstock General 1105pital f0
train for a nurse.
Mr. Neil Jones left for Terora
this week to take a mute at
Rehabilitation School there..
Crowning one of the nioaraii
cessful years in Masonic' hilt*
in Exeter was a derenion, 15 YEARS AGO
'SIMS board Tuesday night
,gef.its tax levy for 1962 at nine
Amalgamated 1024 ., two more than it has been :fiti the past six years.
',Monday night, town council
roved a telephone system for
tile police dep't which will permit
t,,d:Oens to make contact with the
24 hours a day.
Aorge Godbolt and Sharon
Nittiride were the senior winners
the public speaking contest at
<4; ,'High school this week,
' ''',fltfiss Clare McGowan has been
anted local director of Huron
rity's Children's Aid Society.
Otir of the six chief
ftl,agistrates with whom he has
'Ved on the PUC during the
t.,27 years paidltribilte to L. J.
hale at a banquet in his
t The mayors and reeves
i dling were B. W. Tockey, A.
iI.,Sweitzer, W. G. Cochrane, ft.
Ptioley and Eldrid Simmons.
'.entnale had also served with
1 te W, D. Sanders and the
ornas L. Pryde.
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