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An exciting trip to the north
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Literary cont-est
By ROBERT DOERR.
I believe that in this edition of the Guardian we have put
together an extremely interesting bit of reading for you,
One feature is an exceptionally htunonrous look at a truly
great naturalist's discovery of our northland. I'm sure you will enjoy
it.
For the more literary minded of our readers, a -.deadline has
been set for the literary contest sponsored by the Guardian, Any
novels, plays, poetry., critical essays or short stories which are
submitted to the Guardian staff, via our mailbox in the main office,
by the last day of the first week of March, will be eligible for entry
into .this contest.
All entries will be competently judged and the winners will
receive, not only the distinction of having their article published in
This journal, but also monetary rewards.
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Meet your teachers
MR. PROBIZANSKI
By KEN LEE
students at S.H.D.H.S, are polite,
willing to work hard,and en-
thusiastic. In general, they're
terrific.
MISS ELLIOTT
Miss Elliott is a graduate of
the University of Guelph and
McDonald collegiate.
She told me that her biggest
ambition was to become a female
veterinarian. Then at the last
minute a sudden whim sent her
into the teaching profession, so
off she went to Althouse. She is
now employed here teaching
Home Ec. in Room 224.
She stated that South Huron is
friendly and that students
respond to learning.
ME TARZAN — During last week's initiation days at South Huron District High School Robert Ford
shows his Tarzan might to Paul Shapton, Wayne Oke and Randy Hicks. T-A photo
A lounge
for seniors?
By PAUL F, MARTIN,
Nothing in my total experience
at high school equalled the sheer
conquest, the sheer total
fulfillment and inward joy of
returning safely from one of Mr.
Elliott's biology field trips.
In the depths of the bush he
would blow his whistle telling all
to run to the Great White Leader
in order that they too might see
some aspect of plant life. And as
we gathered around him, knee
deep in a certain species of plant,
a tremendous urge befell us to
know exactly what we were
standing amid. And I still
remember those words ever so
clearly, which our leader spoke:
"Class, these plants here are
poison ivy."
I remember the time when on
an excursion to Devil's Elbow, he
gave out compasses which I was
told later the grade 9's, in some
sort of physics experiment,
demagnetised. I estimate that 24
eager students disappeared into
the foliage, and only 13 seemed to
return to the bus. But none the
less, we had immense fun, and
our learning experience could not
be paralleled in a class room
situation.
Thus, the story which you are
about to hear shows every ex-
citing symptom of an Elliott
biology field trip.
On July 20, Mr. Elliott and his
wife Barb left the shelter of
Riding Mountain Park in
Manitoba and took their
motorbike, car and camper-
trailer north to do some serious
plant hunting in the Sub-Artic,
Plant hunting is one of Mr,
Elliott's prime hobbies, being an
experienced naturalist. They
stopped and camped 15 miles
north of the Pas, leaving the next
day on the train, with the
motorbike safely stowed on the
baggage car, to Churchill, The
train trip was very monotonous
due to the scenery, and lasted 24
hours.
Accommodation at Churchill
was inexpensive and easy to
obtain.
They filled up their motorbike
and set out on their first ad-
venture.
"We found Cape Murry a
carpet of flowers and large ice
smoothed rocks Bonaparte
gulls floated calmly on a still
pond and stared right back at
us."
That night the biologist waited
until every soul in their motel
was in slumber, and then
smuggled the motorbike down
the corridor into his room, I
never asked him if he drove it
there, but if one remembers that
"There are strange things done in
the midnight sun," it might even
sound plausible, (Kawasakies
have good mufflers anyhow).
The following day, with his wife
on the back of the bike, Mr.
Elliott headed on. He had heard
a rumor - some little thing about
polar bears - but that never
stopped him. He forged onward
riding his trusty steed, observing
wildlife at its purest, and making
notes as he went.
"On the way back we were
putting slowly up a long rise when
suddenly one of the boulders
turned into a mountain of pure
white fur which rose on its hind
legs," A polar bear. "Two large
cubs rose up beside their mother
to see what she was looking at.
Barb screamed for me to hurry
past but I fumbled blindly for the
movie camera, and in the con-
fusion the bike stalled."
Now, readers, imagine what
it's like having the only thing
between you and eternity a
stalled Kawasake 90 with two
people on it, provisions, and the
added weight of an 8 mm camera
plus film! "I soon had some of the
best movies I'll ever hope to get."
"Our next adventure was
almost as interesting. We took
the bike again and bumped along
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Mr. Cox was educated at
London Central and University of
Western Ontario. This is the first
high school he has been employed
at, Mr. Cox teaches Guidance,
English and Consumer education.
At Western he majored in
Psychology.
Mr, Cox's general opinion of
South Huron is that its students
are a bit behind the big city
schools in attitude. In various
ways the students are more
mature and less mature than the
big city students.
Mr. Cox was sports editor for
the Western Gazette for one and a
half years. In 1968 Cox along
with Dave Pyette started the
Grand Bend Times. He was
advertising and business
manager and co-editor.
Mr. Cox was supposed to be
staff advisor for the Guardian
along with Miss King but gave it
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In the school every year a
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effect that maybe this year, there
will be a grade 13 lounge. This
year we decided to ask some
people what they thought of this
idea.
Charley Miner 13 good idea!
Nadine Mykyta - great
John Gould - 9- No! The grade
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already.
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Mr. Sanders - good idea!
Mr. Sanders' answer was much
longer than others but he
generally approved of the idea
and looks forward to having
coffee with the more elite
members of the student body.
Unfortunately he complains
that there is no room in the school
and it would be almost impossible
to get money from the board for
building an extra room for this
purpose. Mr. Sanders did suggest
that a patio of sorts could be
constructed in one of the court
yards for warm spring and
autumn days.
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to sit in the cool air and drink root
beer after a long siege at the front
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past an Eskimo village, and there
was our first view of open wet
tundra." Finding the trail too
"hummocky" for the bike he
stepped cautiously across it.
"Evidently you cannot sink more
than a foot deep in the cold water
before you're walking on the
perma-frost bottom. We were
almost at Landing Lake when
everything seemed to happen at
once.
"A large curlew rattled insults
at us and a bunch of "teen-age"
curlew chicks ran out around us.
I grabbed the camera. Suddenly
the tundra erupted in a series of
new explosions from a whole
family of almost-grown ptar-
migan." As he was shooting he
was interrupted by "screaming
from above" as a pair of
Bonaparte gulls dive-bombed
him, trying to keep him from
finding their nest,
On the way back, as always he
observed and noted the plant life.
His next trip was seven miles to
Goose Creek, taking copious
photographs of plant life on the
way. The tundra mosquitoes
were extremely large and im-
mune to repellents, ("they only
encourage them"). The only way
in which he said he could change
a film in the camera was for his
wife to immerse him in a cloud of
"OFF."
The next day the two logged 60
miles on their little motorbike,
passing through Camp Churchill.
"Past Camp Churchill we
found a lot of Arctic white lady-
slipper, dense patches of round
leaved orchids, blunt leaved
orchids and more ptarmigans."
Camp Churchill has a rocket
range. After obtaining per-
mission from the commanding
officer of the rocket base, Mr,
Elliott went on over miles to the
impact area, (slightly
reminiscent of an excursion
where we stopped to have a
lesson seated on the green of a
busy golf course). "We found
wolf tracks in the sand along
Twin Lakes and studied the
plants."
"The next day I went out in a
car with a group of scientists
from Wright University to do
some photography. In the middle
of our orgy of photography, the
Rocket Range officer stopped to
tell us that there was a polar bear
and cub in the rocks directly
above us. I got a few pictures of
them too." Incidently, I might
inform the uninformed that polar
bears are reputed by some to be
the most ravenous of all bears.
"On our second last day it was
almost hot. In the shelter the
temperature came to 82 degrees
though a solid line of icebergs
bleached the horizon,"
That evening the biology
teacher had another surprise.
They went to Cape Murry and
looked out to sea wherein "the
ocean was rolling with baluna
whales." These creatures he also
captured on film.
The last day was bitter cold but
unstilted Mr. Elliott furthered his
study of wild life.
That evening they boarded the
train for home (daylight to 11:30
p.m.) safe and sound, and re-
experienced the boring trip back
to civilization, and from
civilization to the centre of
civilization; Exeter.
From this great Odyssey, Mr.
Elliott has brought back his
findships, soon to be published in
a naturalist magazine.
In conclusion, fear not, biology
students, for if the Great White
Leader has successfully
navigated the Sub Arctic, forging
his way through tundra and polar
bears, he will most certainly not
lose you in Hay Swamp.
MISS GILLILAND
By PAUL MARTIN
Miss Gilliland was born in St.
Catharines. After she graduated
from secondary school, she at-
tended Western University where
she earned her dipolma in
Psychology.
When asked why she came
here, she replied that certain
rumors stated that it was fun to
teach at South Huron (the basic
reason, as we all know, is that
teachers are attracted by the
intellectual might of the grade
13's). Besides teaching phys-ed
she coaches junior girl's
basketball.
She didn't always want to be a
teacher, in fact, at one point she
wanted to be a school
psychologist.
Well, all in all, Miss Gilliland
likes it here, if my interrogation
is correct, but she doesn't know if
she'll stay. We certainly hope she
will, as we hope that the other
will.
If the only end to existence is
not in making a great fortune, but
to find some fulfillment of the
spirit in that which one does on
this sad planet, then it ismy wish
that all of these people may find,
through the great dissapoint-
ments and struggles of life, some
satisfaction or fulfillment in their
chosen professions.
Off to Another World . . .
the World of University . .
When I came across Mr.
Probizanski he was in the process
of saving a crayfish from suf-
focating so that it could be
disected on Monday.
"You use these for fishing,
eh?" he asks.
"Oh yeah if you like," is the
reply of our ever-on-the-ball
reporter.
He seems to be interested in
crayfish or they at least seem to
be important to ,him. "We only
lost one, Not bad odds, eh?"
"Unless you happen to be that
crayfish!"
Now down to business. He was
born and raised in Thunder Bay
where he was educated at
Lakehead University. He got both
his science degree and his
education degree there.
"What are your impressions of
the school?"
"I enjoy it very much. I like
students. Good group. I really
think there should be a school
band. But there is a lot of school
spirit and that's most important."
He is interested in golfing - he
beat Ellison once since he got
here, - tennis, basketball, bridge
and he seems to be very in-
terested in the outers program.
His very favourite interest is
hunting.
"Have you got my name?" he
asks ominously. "I think so, right
here." comes the meek reply.
"D'you want to murder it!!!
Here let me . . .
MR. GIRRARD
Our newest hippy-type teacher
around the school is Mr. Girrard.
He is the shaggy Phys. Ed.
teacher from London.
- Mr. Girrard was born and
raised in Gravenhurst, Muskoka
where he attended high school.
He then attended U.W.O. for his
degree.
After this he taught at A.B.
Lucas Secondary School for 5
years. He then went to New
Zealand for one year.
He felt that he had not been
here long enough to form a real
impression of the students but
does like it here.
He predicts that the wrestling
team will clean-up this year
under his able guidance.
His favourite hobbies are
canoeing and of course wrestling.
MISS ROWE
By MIKE FOREMAN
Miss Rowe, the new addition to
the P.E, staff is originally from
the town of Hensall and is a
graduate of South Huron District
High School.
She spent her further learning
processes at the University of
Western Ontario and London
Teachers' College.
In university she majored in
basketball and English. She
stated the reason she took P.E.
was because she liked it.
She has spent two years at
Listowel High School and one
year at Red Rock in Northern
Ontario. She also taught at a
Toronto public school.
Miss Rowe also stated, that the.
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observed. Shown above are Velda Tripp and Agnes Van Esbroeck.
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INITIATION FOR GRADE NINE — Pot three days last week, grade nine students at South Huron
District High School were at the mercy of senior students, Above, Bob Dobbs puts Sohn Wurm, Denise
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