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BIG ASSORTMENT OF FINEST MODERN TYPES
WINGHAM, AUG. 31—Wingham’s
Frontier Days celebration will start
tomorrow and carry on for three
days. As a special feature for the
celebration the Advance-Times has
published an edition of the Slab Town
and Rowdy Hill Bugle. The less said
about this publication the better.
CALLIN’ CARDS
with wunerful voices
rhe ___ ___
Bugle” published for first (and pro-
SHOT GUNS & SHOOTIN’ IRONS
FER HUNTIN’ ER WEDDIN’ PARTIES
We also hev these new tangled electric ranges . . . they say someday they'll
take thuh place o’ the old coal and wood range
COMPLETE LINE OF ROPE
FER .VIGILANTES, POSSES ER HANGIN’ BEEF
THE MOST HARDWARIN’ HARDWARE IN TOWN
Draw a bead on our values
YUH GIT A BULLSEYE EVERY TIME
are thuh lowest in town, if’n yuh
don’t believe thet — try us ’n’'see
for yerself
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(Thar's an assortment of pore types around the shop too)
NO LICE ON OUR TYPE »
We caught ’em all
We deliver by fast, modern, up-to-date pony express
RjED FRONT Grocery
Howdjr, Stranger
We heve the warmest pot-bellied stove y’ever sizzled to an’ yore welcome
tuh come and sizzle
SPECIAL PAINT
FER PAINTIN’ TOWNS RED '
“Slab Town and Rowdy Hill
bably last) time.
Slab Town, Wednesday, August 31, 1955
[A mite egsasperatin’ ain’t it?
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Furnis bin
Aktin’ Up
of Late??
Spechuully if’n yuk like
peace ’n’ quiet ’n’ no sooty walls around the house.
Furnace trouble ere our meat'. . . we puts them in, takes
them out and plants ’em. This yere is thuh time o’ yere
tuh do up yer furnace right and proper so’s yuh won’t be
bloo with cold nex winter.
See ’Erb er Llerd at
ingham »K
JUetal yabricatin
Published whenever we can get away with it.Rowdy HUI, Wednesday, August 31, 195S
IT’S THUH
Celebration Planned Red Front
FEEL .
Crowds Throng Town
THREE DAYS OF FUN
Special Paper
NO ORDER TOO BIO ER TOO SMALL.
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TUH PROSPECTIN’ PARTIES,
New publication appears especially
for celebration.
LONG DISTANCE POSSES AND
MOOSE TONGUE
BUFFALO CHOPS
CHUCKWAGON ORDERS
B’AR STEAKS
FOLLOW THUH PARADE to Welwood’s Trading Post ‘
GREASED LIGHTNING
holsters for the young gun-fighter.
Woodman, SPARE THET AX
try one of our newfangled can openers.
Everything fer the cowpoke
WELWOOD’S
Trading Post
Headin’ West? Visit our Lucknow Store
, Never kin tell what you might find in
Welwood’s, the biggest variety store
’tween Bluevale and Whitechurch. We
kin hardly tell ourselves
TOYS AND GEWGAWS
fer the kiddies,
paraphernalia
’WEARING
Lates’ modes
Six-guns and western
fer the serious cowboy.
APPAREL FER THE ■ .<■
LADIES
from the Paris saloons.
New Meteors Are EYen Faster
Saddle ole Paint an’ ride if yuh like, partner, but thar’s a faster way o’ gittin thar
than thet. An’ yuh won’t hev to eat offn the mantel when yuh git thar, neither
Try a ride in one o’ them thar noo Meteors. Ther so fur ahead a’ thuh ole stage coach
that it ain’t even hoomerus. Guaranteed t’ iron out thuh gopher holes, cactus plants
and anthills on th’ ole prairie like you was ridin’ on a clowd. An’ fast I Even th
ole pony express wouldn’t stand a chancet with ’em.
Don't be a one-hoss man all yore life cowboy. Drop inta thuh Crossett
Stables, saddle up a new Meteor and give 'er the rein. But remember tuh
HOLD ONTO YORE HAT!
You don’t need to lissen in tuh the party line tuh git the news
READ THE
FOLIC
If it’s fer Wingham, we’re fer it.
A fair shake fer all ’n’ no faveruts.
Names of parties involved in hangin’s or lynchin’s
witheld until next of kin notified.
The pen is mightier then the six-gun, but we
ain’t a-goin’ to press thuh point.
We stand behind our editorials — as long as we
kin git far enough back.
We will gladly cancel your subscription if’n yuh
don’t like what we say. Please do not ask
fer refunds.
ADVANCE-TIMES
EVERY WEEK
(The only paper thet gives a hoot about Wingham)
We print all the news that’s fit to print and some that isn’t fitten
IF’N IT DOESN’T APPEAR IN THE ADVANCE-TIMES
DON’T BELIEVE IT —
IF’N IT DOES — THAR MAY BE SOME
TRUTH IN THE STORY.
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Not responsible for typographical errors,
do our best but you know how it is.
If’n yuh hev a beef, send it to thuh editor. He’s
very fond of meat.
Please do not use news columns fer edvertisin’
If’n yuh want to libel yore neighbor, please use
another newspaper. He’s libel to sue us too.
Our complaint department is on permanint
holidays.
Please do not feed our reporter.
Not responsible fer the ads appearin’ in this
issue, er what you do about it.
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One of our printers caught (awake) on
the job. Only the most modern equipment
used.
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